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[challenge entry] 'ning everyone


q n d
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *STAIRES*
ha ha!
i just caved in and checked the compo guidlines
i don't think i'd have ever guessed
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# yeh, I'm not sure if my post really fits into the compo
but meh, it's morning.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# 'ning!!
you stick to the compo just as closely as anyone else round here...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# OOH!
Look at her, with her shiny new icon!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Oooh!
*pushes the pretender to the throne of hats into the mud*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# HEY!
Now I'm all muddy!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# 'ning db!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# good 'ning kw
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# 'ning db and kw!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# 'ning j'ie
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# 'ello Jess!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Like it, Centurion
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# bob o'dor?
is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Dunno.
Is that his B.O. odour?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# his body odour odour?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *steals*
*sends to nuts and zoo*

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# NUTS are quite good about things
they give money to charity if someone asks them
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# yes
iread the 3emap thing, good for them, but big wanking gestures to ZOO and their cunty bollocks attitude, they still haven't replied to me email, the shitty cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# they are VERY slow at replying to emails
as we have found out
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# charity?!
charity scmaritiy, i want PRIZES
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# charity begins at home
isn't it about time you fed those ethiopians you have stashed under the stairs?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# fed them to who?
/although every time there's a campaign for the starving children of Africa, I hear he sends them a couple
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# yay
animals!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *kisses arse*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# hahaha!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Arf
Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:41, archived)
# ...
Trident - No, not the chewing gum...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# such a depressing story
and such a depressing news story
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# I know.
Sorry to bring the mood down, Monsieur Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:08, archived)
# ^ this ^
one of my favourite books as a child

*collects milk from doorstep*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# It's brilliant
and the animation even more so with the Bowie soundtrack

just crushingly sad to watch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *collects milk from doorstep*
*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I love that book.
Raymond Briggs is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
# the film is good too
(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# except for the inappropriate david bowie soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# shush, it's ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# i won't shush.
david bowie has absolutley nothing to do with the lives of that old couple.
it's totally at odds with the tone of the piece.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] You can really feel the artist's passion in this one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# haha
I would go and see an exhibition like that.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# the curators are idiots though
everyone knows that storing them vertical will cause the picture to slowly run
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# would be funny if there was a small earthquake
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# and for those who missed last nights......
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Ooh subtle
Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# both are good
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# forgot to christen the new tablet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Pfew!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# ahhhhhhh that is tops!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Thats pretty cool!
Except if someone bumped into it
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# ha ha woo
'... in other news, an earthquake in Pampilon today erased millions of pounds worth of art the the ertch-a-scetch gallery...'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# :)
Top News Story Today

minor earthquake destroys works of art.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice!
I love etch-a-sketch
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Still going on these aquatic filums


Previously
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Office lol right there :D
Lovely shop!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# it's teh sexual tension in the picture that makes it for me
Woo YAY Crane Kick to win the hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# There's definately some feeling there
you can see it in their eyes!
"Mr Miyagi in student squid lust shame!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Haha
Requiem for a Bream
A Trout a Boy
Wrassed Off
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# I had "Bass-ed Off"
*adds others to list*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Yay!
*passes list on to ten other people*
*waits for mine to come to top*
...
*profits!*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# what about 'swordfish'
wait... that WAS a film
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
#
The Dirty Gudgeon
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous, to say the least
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Hah, tenuous but nice hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# pfft
Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Is that a copy of Men ORLY Magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Heh
INSIDE: OWLS WITH COCKS!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Hoot!

*imagines what owls with big cocks look like*

it this like an interracial avian thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# It could be actually.
SNOWY MIXES IT UP WITH FOGHORN!
TWEETY - LAID BARE!
ORVILLE SPREADING JUST FOR YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# BARELY LEGAL XXX INTERRACIAL ORLY ACTION
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I would have thought
that Tweety would be highly illegal...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# *pfffft*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# oh no (rism)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# arf
doabarrellroll.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# WTFAAAK?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
what?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# A seminal issue!
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] "Ooh, Mavis! I think I see what it is!"
Okay. So it's a pearoast and it's pushing the definition of the compo somewhat. But I care not. It's sunny today, I'm going to a party tonight and have a date with that Polish bird from the pub at the weekend. And I hear she goes like a gum machine. Beat THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# hahahaha
*prays for some pieces to be missing*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# bleeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
'ning Swaz! It's a bit early for goatse . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *skips about*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# nings DTH
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# it's NEVER too early for goatse!
*does the goatse jig*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# conversely
it's ALWAYS to early for it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# that too.
i enjoy a paradox.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:07, archived)
# you should be a quantum physicist
except math am ghey
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:11, archived)
# goatse jig = anal prolapse
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I am always here!
And in your mind, stealing your internets or something
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# My word.
It's achieved a mind made of pure Ewww.
May God have mercy on our souls.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Ning David
'ow do?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# 'elloes!
I'm Braw! ta!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# GAH
I'm so sure I've seen this before...

Art thou a hamtoucher?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# yeah, I have that same feeling
maybe we've seen so goatse so many times, he's been everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Well since getting hooked on b3ta
I fucking see him everywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Boo!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *scares*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# quite often, compo pearoasts are acceptable
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# True, I guess.
Still doesn't fit the 'real life board game' compo thing though...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Havnt seen this one for a while!
its still as grim as ever

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
EDIT: Is that Rose West in the top left?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# GAAAH!
I can never work out how people manage to shop images with Goatse in without losing their mind...

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# I think most b3tans have lost theirs already
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# It's not easy
And this one just about finshed me off.

SFW - just - but not for your eyes.

Edit: I'm laughing at the fact that I made this 280px wide. I mean, as if.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# argh
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# jesus shitting christ!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# aaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
#




FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Jesus Christ!!!!
II
II
IIIIII
II
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 12:51, archived)
# for some reason
I thought it was a picture of Dan Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# hahaha
winner!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# god
that is brilliant!
(metamorfoza, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 6:43, archived)
# Best be careful
Some of the more petulant children on here complain about goatse gags.
(manky-frankie What I lack in skill, I also lack in intelligence., Fri 16 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)
# yay
Goatse is teh internet.
(rogerzilla, Sat 17 Mar 2007, 18:23, archived)
# I LIKE IT VERY MUCH... WHOEVER CREATED IT
oo-er... caps lock on
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 18 Mar 2007, 4:30, archived)
# Yeah yeah...


Im going to hell anyway might as well rub it in.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# that is why they wear those things on their head
to keep the hair out of the way
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Yay!
Early morning blasphemy!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I should have waited till sunday morning...
...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# any day is a good day for blasphemy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Hmmm, if you're gonna get caught
Make sure it's a Waitrose prison, I dread to think what the conditions would be like in a tesco value cell

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# This isn't any old prison, this is a Marks & Spencer etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# "This isn't just bread...
this is purest, crusty, golden bread"

"This isn't just water..." etc
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I have no hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# *wants to know more about "texting you death"*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# and "Dorset Polio"?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# That too.
And the thing about luxury yack jobs...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# it's most popiii
apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# ah,
a sympathy arf.

'ning bruv, how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Haha
I thought this was going to be about Hot Fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Now with more evil laughing power
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# :|
*runs from evil fruit-beast*

Is it wanking out of pure evil glee?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# still no massive banana creamage?
nice tagging, didn't notice that before :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# no sugar for me, thanks
I will take a spoonful of honey though
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# MEDICORE!
oh ... wait!

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# I love this
I want to see him do more things
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# I've saved the PSD for later use
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Creative evil genius
!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# this fills me with fruit based glee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Big monsters in the capital! Raaaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *still loves this*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# This is my sortof thing.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Ning.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Look at his chirpy face :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# shifty bastard!
'ning JJ!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# I am liking this with all the enthusiasm I can muster
Very woosome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# Go and eat something then.
150% cure for feeling hungry.

*edit*
Damn your ninja powers! You've made me look like a nonsense now.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# what's the cure for 100% no food
I could eat last night's Leftover Mushroom Foo Yung with Egg Flied Lice, but I'm saving that for lunchtime. Oh how I'm regretting the lack of toast this morning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Ummm...
Go to the soup kitchen dressed in rags?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Looking a nonsense is fun
I am blooming starving hungry

The bag of crispspspspspsps in the car just didn't hit the spot
and now I'm ready for an all you can eat session at pizza hut RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# is there no bakery in your town
with warm, fresh breads?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# i think they have lack of those.
i looked around for a bakery whilst in scotland. alas, nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# i proper breakfast will set you up for the morningfailure to have a proper breakfast is bad management
you should be ashamed.

/bigbowlofweetobixblog
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# eating breakfast
makes me starving again by 10

if i miss breakie, i can go till 2 without eating
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# hummm....
i am feeling a bit peckish at the moent, mind you i was up as 6 o'clock
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# That happens to me too.
I think it's a combination of your stomach being stretched and your metabolism being increased.

I used to be able to last all day with no food and just have a small meal in the evening.
Most efficient way to lose weight quickly, but not very healthy :/
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# I missed brekkie and now
my stomach is growling like a bear who's just spotted a pick a nick basket on an unguarded Park Bench
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# hey boo boo!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:42, archived)
# My hands smell of celery
and I'm not sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Did you have celery for breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# that would explain it
but I had warm, hearty and delicious poridge
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Was it celery porridge?



*wants porridge now*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:50, archived)
# what other kind of proidge is there?
poridge:
1)chop up the celery
2)crush the celery with your mighty hands
3)grund the celery b'twix two kittens
4)dance a naked tango upon the resultant celery mush
5)add milk to muddy celery myre and readybrek it into the microwave
6)add honey or golden syrup to taste
7)profit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Good god
I've not seen porridge made in the traditional way like that since I was a nipper.

(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# come to Scotland
and we'll make you a massive vat of the stuff using the traditional highland method
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Are you sure your hands are not leeks?
*points upward*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# yes they are
but that still doesn't explain how they aquired a smell of celery
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# you've been fondling the vegetables again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# mango licker
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# i had chineese last night too while we watched Garden State
i had crispy Duck pancakes
and then some Kung po Chicken!

YUMMY!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# go to a shop
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# *kicks*
lendusafiver?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ok
you might die of hunger on the way to collect though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Save some for my crappypaintmashanimation . . .
coming later


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahaha! Woo!
'ningles, Sir!

I'm gonna jump right in with a bit of a pre-emptive as I would dearly love to see your take on one or more of the following.

Sexy bees pollinating flowers sexilly
Hippo wars
haunted art gallery
DUX!

Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# The first one ain't bad
nor the last
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIPPO WARS!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# We barely survived the last one, remember?
I can still taste the 'ol boot soup from the field kitchen
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I don't think I'd want to see Jolly Jack do it
you could have a go.

Maybe I'll have a go...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# hippos are also very big
very hard to fit in a cartoon frame, much less a 50kb one.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# These Hippos are very small . . .
Those Hippos are far away . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'ning JJ
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# *waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# UNLEASH THE PIES!
ning JJ.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Ha!
that's the bomb
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# pffft!
nings!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and Sooty were a great couple of kids...
but when they got together it was MOIDA!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Hahah, I so wasn't expecting that (it took ages to load for me)
And reminds me a bit of my pic from last night
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Ooh
that's very nice indeed :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Cor, thankies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# ooooh
nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Yay!
And indeed woo!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
good to see you doing another gif. how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# I have a few Ideas for drawings
One is of the dirty thoughts supermarket girl again, this time taking tins of a shelf fining a sexy suprise hidden behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Can't forget the old school games
(I helped save b3ta! Jimocles I post therefore it is, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# haha
compo it though
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# haha!
'no pension'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I may have to take back what I said below :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
[challenge entry] compo repost...
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast you say?


Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
I GERRIT
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 17:30, archived)
# *suspects most people won't get the gist of this compo*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# i'm still trying to guess what it is exactly
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I knew I'd seen him before
click for the truth

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Haha, nicely.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# dad! I 'ninged!
why are you ignoring me?!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Sorry son, I was distracted.
www.b3ta.com/board/6976172
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# *sobs uncontrollably*
th-th-th-th-thanks d-d-d-dad....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# because you broke his guitar!
*scarpers*

Hello all I've not 'ninged yet!

EDIT: Oh no . . . It was HIM!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# 'ning Mr the Hat!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# *man-hugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# NING!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# it wasn't me it was pzykozomatik!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# yeah, but if you hadn't been having a drunken party
in your dad's bunker and drinking all his cheap scotch, it would never have happened!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# WHAT!
thats the last time i open it for you!!!
next time you can be flamed along with whatever twat comes along
*crosses arms*
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# Don't you sulk at me young man . . .
or I'll set me pet woodworm on ya!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# DAD!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Don't bother him!
He's 'playing' with the nurses!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# speaking of nurses I had better go and do my rounds and shout at a few
see y'all in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Ning a ling Dave
the new Andrew book is nearing completion, 68 pages of Goodness, just ahve the cover to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# COR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# what, like a comi- graphic novel?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# yes
sort of it's a collection of andrew drawding, some of them sequential.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:26, archived)
# cool...
Is it a proper release?
amazon, bookshops type of thing or just on your site?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# it will be on andrews site and in my profile when it's finished
and i'll announce it on the baord.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# *owns mint copy of Thor's Sketch book*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# ahm soooooo sowwy..... :(

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# there he is!
GET HIM!
*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# s'ok
t'was shit compared to me banjo . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# oh....that was yours?
*hides pile of ex-banjo debris*
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# rofl
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Ooh, nicely shopped there boss!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# I had to be quick - I am on a client site!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha
skiving for fun and profit by G. Saver.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# ANIMAL HOUSE!!
ha ha!

this is the second kebab post in as many days
i'm going to end up buying one over the weekend now
and i'm blaming you in advance!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha, nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# you have to admit, its brilliant cover...
who ever suspects the kebab man?
other than of giving you the shits of course
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# bit of chilli sauce and hair please mate
(I helped save b3ta! Flamebunny i only have eyes for ewe, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha
and you have the phrase correct as well.

'yeah, and loads of chillis, they don't affect me' *hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# (Next day, from bathroom)
*GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhgggggghhh*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# where did burger sauce come from?
and why is it only kebab houses use it...??
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Burger sauce is the bestest.
Most supermarkets have it as well as the kebab houses ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# yeah, but they buy it from kebab houses . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# They scrape it off the floor outside the kebab shops.
(Bumsmells, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# only recently though
when i was growing up, all you had on a burger was tomato sauce
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# that's what you get for living in essex
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# *counts lucky stars*
burger sauce is mank
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# hehehe
*is also an essex boy*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *disagrees*
*starts sauce war*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# i was told you can make it
by mixing two parts tom to one part mayo
with a little thousand island added

my fave is blue cheese sauce everytime!!
*salad carts*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# I have to agree with you on the blue cheese.
Best of all the dressings.

Fucking excellent in a burger :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# bollocks is it
garlic mayo is fucking tops in a burger, along with some tommy sauce on the otherside of the bap.

het thee to BurgerStar - The Best By Far!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Yeah, garlic mayo is pretty damn good.
However Blue Cheese still stands.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# stop talking about it
and grill me one up man!!!

*tucks in napkin*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] real life board games you say?...
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# I'm all for helping the Nort Yorkshire constabularu.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
#
the joys of flattening the layers before proof reading
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Haha - I know the feeling very well =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# I want to help find the childrenn as well!
(stevio is on the prowl for a girlfriend!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# Enquireis?
(stevio is on the prowl for a girlfriend!, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# epecially...
on the moorsland!

(It IS a cruel/funny entry though)

(that last bit sounds like the last thing those kids heard Brady say!)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)
# d'oh
i've still been helping helping the Nort Yorkshire constabayer's rock
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
#
mmm
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# "six feet and under"
arf!

I'd play that game, but I'm not sure it fits the compo really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# its a shamless repost
;)
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# I figured as much
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# i love the thursday morning
"what the fuck is the challenge?" feeling i get when i come straight into the board...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:16, archived)
# :D
i like to try and guess

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# me too
this one flummoxed me
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:27, archived)
# it's fun
because 50% of the entries have nothing to do with the requirements :D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Nort(h) Yorkshire?
Saddleworth's the West Riding/Lancashire borders, love.

Otherwise, woo up.
(I helped save b3ta! George Spiggott, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# sticky backed programme...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:59, archived)
# drooooool
so cuuuuute.....the cat....
(pix e, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
top
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:04, archived)
# ah
Blue Peter sucks
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# it does now...
it used to be great!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# it was never great
and this is our second disagreement today
and it's only 9:10am!!!
ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# second?
EDIT: oh I see.
you're just disagreeing to be disageeable :(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# :D
yup!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# it used to be alright
but what is konnie still doing it i thought BP presenters left after a few years, she seems to be trying to make a lifelong work of it.

Konnie out!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# I remember Konnie being the new girl
/feels old
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
# ^ this ^
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# It certainly was*


*may be a figment of my imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# Cor!
sarah green makes me hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# you're a soppy pansy and we all know it
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:23, archived)
# *puts up dukes*

i'll have at thee sir, the dueling lawn, midday.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# BE THERE
OR BE SQUARE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Ooh topical
Kitty!

On a side note, 'ning all.
Today I'll be doing all the work I've been avoiding so I probably won't be about.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# hahaha!
that'll teach you to be a lazy scrote!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *cough* stats war ownage *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# thats fine. i'm man enough to admit when i'm beaten.
cock-smoker
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# So why cave in now?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# because if management come back and find Its take me a week to do an hours work
I'll be in the shit =/
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# This happened to me last week.
Thing is, it happened the other way round - I took two hours to do a week's work.
It was all done to spec, but they complained that I hadn't logged enough time for it and bollocked me.
All very odd...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Yeah, I know that one
and Keyboards one too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Yaaaay kitten magic :D
Morning everyone! Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# That's a damned sight better than my effort last night, so woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# That woman at the bottom right
has the widest mouth I have ever seen on a girl.

100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:46, archived)
# haha
like a flock of geese,
a rabble of drunken louts
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:47, archived)
# What lay eggs
and get nervous around Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:53, archived)
# fertilize skanky young bird eggs and get shit-faced around christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:55, archived)
# a breakfast of champions?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# thats black pudding!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# yay!
something we can agree on!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# Make mine a double...



word score

 woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:51, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Haha, top work!
'nings, everybod matey peeps.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:01, archived)
# 'NING A LING
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:03, archived)
# 'nings jessie!
how things this 'orrible morning?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:06, archived)
# *gets confused by everyones messages*
*looks out window*

It's not that 'orrible where I am, but I'm good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:10, archived)
# Oi oi saveloy
*fondles all over*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# *fondles the bits Kenny missed*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:25, archived)
# ah, made it in dispite the dense fog bank!
hows you dad?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:05, archived)
# I'm alright son.
I made it through the fog bank too.

Now you mind the damp: some of your new bits might not be properly protected yet, I'm gonna bring the soldering iron and some gaffer tape home tonight, we'll get you fully weatherproof.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:18, archived)
[challenge entry] ...

Try to:
Lose thousands in costly divorces
Piss thousands down the drain
Hold your nerve during the Inland Revenue £700,00 tax bill round
Collect OBE and move to Dubai


(Flobbit gave you the horn on, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:42, archived)
# I saw him live once.
his warm up act was better than him.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 8:44, archived)
# really?
i was forced to see him live (cliffs pavilion)
i thought his warm up act was dire, i'd heard every joke he used before about 15 years ago.....

but then, i kinda enjoyed the show
i actually laughed alot, and i really wasn't expecting that.....
sorta threw me a bit
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# How did you manage to be at a Jim Davidson gig?
Did you get lost on the way to somewhere more interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)

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