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Trying to sell off gov'mint infrastructure FAIL.

Please Explain.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:23, archived)

Is it too late to put a bid in for that nice hardwood floor?

(sorry you're having to tolerate right-wingery in power too, btw)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:31, archived)

I reckon the NSW Labor Party

would be prepared to make do with whatever they could atm.
Between KKK (wiki it you lazy bastards), a (fake) ginge and an absolute Bligh(t) I think that noice, hard, red, wood ain't going anywhere in a hurry.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 8:48, archived)

the guy on the left holding newspaper with his cock is impressive though

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 8:10, archived)

Entertainment!

_{Oh, how I wish I hadn't posted this, which is a half-joke at best. It's the drink talking. But then I'm not fukt enough to delete the thread, much as I'd like to.}

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 6:09, archived)

waffer thin mints are a slippery slope

you eat one and before you know it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:39, archived)

What a pity that nice young lady fell victim to the cruel curse of camera red-eye.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:45, archived)

given that they say the camera adds 10 lbs too

she's probably pretty fit

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:57, archived)

It's two or three jokes really,

Some of them not PC, but b3ta appropriate for sure.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:40, archived)

ooo yeah, i see another one now

contains cdc

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:43, archived)

Right, Mr Oysters,

If you're gonna be all nice and stuff, you can bloomin' well stay de-lurked.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:48, archived)

what's Dean Gafney doing there on the left?

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 28 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 4:14, archived)

Oh, bugger.

Is this going to be three posts in a row I've been the sole respondent to?
OK.
Erm...
Just got the Janelle Monae record, and it's superb. More ideas on any given track than you'll find on most LPs.
Not going into work tomorrow. Too darn despondent. But, oddly enough, perfectly happy to type shit on the internet at 4.30 in the morning.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 4:31, archived)

I've not heard of her, I'll check some out.

I made cocoa with chili for the second time today. Sounds like it's going to be horrible but it's fantastic.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 4:36, archived)

Makes perfect sense.

Chili con carne benefits hugely from the addition of dark chocolate.
And yes, Janelle is well worth checking out. She's channeling Stevie Wonder and Sun Ra at the same time, while making an enormously listenable pop record.
And it only cost me £4.99. Bargain.
(my favourite choon off it is 'Cold War', but it's all good stuff)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 4:47, archived)

60,000 posts!

Celebrate!

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 5:17, archived)

celebratory dance

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 5:25, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 6:56, archived)

Bungle is massive, etc etc

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:06, archived)

hardcore bunglist! or what he said ^

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:42, archived)

It's true!

60,000.

G'wan, transgress. With all the love of several hundred thousand people behind you. Sniggering.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 5:29, archived)

let's ask College Boy #2

btw, is b3tards broken again?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 4:58, archived)

I hope not.

If I get a teensy bit drunker, I might start wanting to fire Photoshop up so I can entertain all the people

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 5:05, archived)

DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!

I suppose that I'm not the only lurker. I click "Like" a lot, especially in the case of Shattner related images, but if I chortle I try to remember to click.

I hope you feel better soon.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 5:21, archived)

well, i have yet to get to the shop.

i'm going to go in a minute, i hope to see some drunken image when i get back

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 5:24, archived)

oh god

this is the perfect blend of encouragement and discouragement.
*EDIT* And de-lurking is a really good thing to do. More of that sort of thing! Chip in!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 5:26, archived)

Only perfect thing I've done in weeks, then.

Except for maybe one or two good night's sleep.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:37, archived)

*sighs* Oh, OK then.

Fantasy Island
All we ever dreamed of
True love
Holding us together
Stars shine
Fantasy Island
How I wish that we could
Stay like this forever

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 4:54, archived)

oh hahahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 5:04, archived)

Hahaha

Down at the Fitness Temple

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 5:10, archived)

flan and free's base of operations

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 5:21, archived)

(herman:D, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 7:05, archived)

lol

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--- ---, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 11:01, archived)

We watched Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan last night.

The kids didn't get the "I am Rrricarrdo Montolban" or "Zee planes, Baass, zee planes" jokes @ all.
They just knew that he was the Grand-dad from the Spykids movies.
Without his wheelchair.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Mar 2011, 6:56, archived)

Yes, he's plurry. Piss off, I'm rolling.

(Larry_Mudd, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:40, archived)

Fantasy Island

All we ever dreamed of
True love
Holding us together
Stars shine
Fantasy Island
How I wish that we could
Stay like this forever

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:48, archived)

My cat's name is mittens

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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 17:27, archived)

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FIEND, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:56, archived)

"I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU, CRUNCHY OWEL CORPSE. DON'T EVEN THINK OF COMING BACK TO LIFE."

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:58, archived)

shite, but topical

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:44, archived)

Eurofighter

glade launch?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:45, archived)

why yes, that's correct!

file name

btw, does anyone happen to know where i can get a horizontally scrolling sky gif? I as hoping to do a better one, with animation and awesomeness and maybe badgers

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:51, archived)

I replied, but it was mislaid.

b3ta.com/board/10374945

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:01, archived)

yeah, saw that

down there *points* ;)
thought you were being musing, but you never can tell

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:04, archived)

Mu what?

I don't sing.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:14, archived)

not even in the shower?

what's wrong with you man/woman?

*fails to admit he doesn't sing either*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:18, archived)

Nonsense, Mu. You sing beautifully.

All the time. And it reverberates inside all of us , all the time. Whether we want it to or not.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 3:43, archived)

RIS?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:49, archived)

fresh air strike!

get it? get it? funny, no?

i'll just get my coat

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:55, archived)

no need to RIS.

As real has already admitted, and the filename proves, it's just meh.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:56, archived)

thanks. i can only dream that maybe one day i'll be as good as you

wanker

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:59, archived)

Well, since you've only recently transferred to this shift,

you may not've realised that I'm fucking dreadful, with an awful habit of posting mediocre pictures.
But I'm not all that keen on being called a wanker because I called a meh picture meh.
Welcome, btw! ;)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:08, archived)

maybe something slightly less meh* would be in order

*may not be slightly less meh

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:38, archived)

hahaha,

now we're talkin'.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:44, archived)

animals, star wars, in any combination = always a win (sometimes) ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:47, archived)

Mind you, it was a bit of a dreary chore trying to get my guinea pig to focus on The Empire Strikes Back.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:52, archived)

i find contact lenses superior to guinea pigs

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 3:05, archived)

Must admit, the fur was aggravating my corneas somewhat.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 3:20, archived)

Oh I say!

Poor form, old boy.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:01, archived)

I'll get the mud, you get the paddling pool and a video camera.

There's money to be made in this catfight.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:06, archived)

I know, I'm feeling regretful already.

But I suppose unsaying is impossible. *EDIT* I've sent the chap a GAZ message of apology.
Because you're right, it was poor form on my part.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:10, archived)

It's sort of cheese related....

....but not gonna compo it.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:28, archived)

this is wrong on too many levels to count

like six or something.
goodnight peoples.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:29, archived)

Night Smash.... don't have nightmares

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:40, archived)

I know,

I was being 'amusing'.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:00, archived)

this belonged up there.

*points*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 2:00, archived)

ha ha

*click*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:47, archived)

#whitepeopleproblems

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Blazemore Last seen on, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:27, archived)

What?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:23, archived)

American civil liberties thing.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Parks

(Rogue Sausage, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 9:04, archived)

Brilliant!

*click*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:34, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:41, archived)

So much fear.

Where did Flanbase come from?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:43, archived)

the darkest recesses of where your primal fears reside

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:04, archived)

Who is this?

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:53, archived)

I'm glad someone else doesn't know.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:56, archived)

isn't it ashley cole?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:02, archived)

Well whoever it is he needs more fibre in his diet.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:13, archived)

shaft

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:56, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:59, archived)

FLANBASES 280k

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:04, archived)

a guy called flan who works out at the same place (petranek cross fit L.A. or some shit) same place as freebase

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:58, archived)

Excellent

someone should track these people down.

and kill them

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:12, archived)

We did freebase's myspace months back.

He's called Jonesy.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:22, archived)

8 Flanbases. 8

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:58, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:00, archived)

Aaaargh!

There is now 20 and I am going to hide under the covers. Night all!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:04, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:58, archived)

Oh Jesus,

that may just be the scariest thing I've ever seen.

(zombiedeadbloke, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:01, archived)

NO!!!!!1

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:04, archived)

I cannot count this high

but eleventy four?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:02, archived)

eleventy four and a half.

+VAT

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)

Aaarrrggghhh

NO and more no

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:11, archived)

He will come for you.

He will have you.

You can hide, but you cannot run, for he has eaten your big toes and every schoolboy knows that it is impossible to walk without your big toes.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:12, archived)

the most disturbing thing i've seen on b3ta

well done!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:19, archived)

High praise.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 1:44, archived)

especially when you consider the level of disturbance on here

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 5:17, archived)

thanks for that

well, time for bed.
g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:28, archived)

If you stare at that long enough, it starts to move.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:14, archived)

. . . your bowels.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)

You're not kidding

That second one is going to prevent me from sleeping now!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:17, archived)

Just play with it for a bit

and it'll go down.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:18, archived)

PAISLEY.

Parsley.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:21, archived)

IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:01, archived)

*celebrates*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:05, archived)

'ning board, what's up?
I just saw a naked bum at 90 degrees to a tree on the way home, that was clearly not defecating. I'm sooo London.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:32, archived)

Tell us more about these non defacating trees.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:38, archived)

Twas mighty strange...

just a woman bent over, arms outstretched against the tree trunk with her trousers and undercrackers round her ankles. No noise, communication or anything really seemed to be happening, just one of those 'oh, am I really seeing that? Why yes, it appears I am' moments....

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:42, archived)

maybe her man was getting a running start

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:43, archived)

Smashing the back doors in?

Was a Very long run up if so...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:45, archived)

he may have felt inadequate

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:48, archived)

Not cold enough.

It is spring you know!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)

she may have had a bad case of the farts

and was afraid of sharting her dress up.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:50, archived)

This is the most likely cause.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:52, archived)

i know how she feels

this place stinks like sprouts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:53, archived)

/talk left the door open again

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:30, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:56, archived)

Maybe it was an ART

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DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:44, archived)

Maybe, I think it was more likely to be a game.

small parks in Wimbledon are not renown for their art abilities.
She could have been teasing a fox, maybe?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:46, archived)

Maybe she was trying to fuck a womble.

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DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:48, archived)

you don't need to try with wombles

dirty little fuckers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)

I seem to remember

Great Uncle Bulgaria's study was wallpapered with mucky books.

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DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:51, archived)

it wasn't paste that was holding them on the walls

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:53, archived)

Nails?

Or Sellotape?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)

filthy womble porridge

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:10, archived)

This is the best three word combo today.

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:15, archived)

it is good, isn't it?

the creepy thing is, madame cholet would heat it up first :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:16, archived)

Is that incest?

What are their relations? Can you have hot Womble one Womble action legally?

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:26, archived)

i believe you can

they're animals and therefore enjoy the perks of interfamilial sex that is so common among animals and rednecks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:40, archived)

There's a joke in there

about the Orinoco flow. I'm not making it....

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)

It was a Bungo Bungo party

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DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:52, archived)

That's rainbow

Silly Doghorse!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)

Some sort of ritual I should think,

Maybe tree huggering or she buggering, who knows?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:45, archived)

ahahahaha

i remember when i was walking home from the local with my gf and walked round a corner and there was a couple going at it and i've never seen such panic and shuffling off with pants around ankles. hahaha was so funny

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FIEND, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:46, archived)

I once got shouted at for waking up the Royal Crescent in Bath

I was being slightly amorous and forgot where I was. The residents were not happy...

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:47, archived)

There was this time I was..........

Fuck, we're doing QOTW live here.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:53, archived)

i was originally just going to put

go to qotw

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FIEND, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:54, archived)

Ha ha ha,

My QOTW this week is far far darker than that!

EDIT: www.b3ta.com/questions/nightsoutgonewrong/post1133505
Contains contents that may disturb..

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:58, archived)

You were using a mirror?

I normally use toilet paper. :)

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:07, archived)

I had a shit in the woods today.

100%TRUFACTS!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:32, archived)

You are a bear AICMFP

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:37, archived)

i thought i would share a a quick GIF i made for a friend

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)

hahahahaha

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FIEND, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)

unborn chicken = FOOD

fully grown chicken = HAT

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)

I treat most dead things that way

can i eat it? if not

can it be used for millinery?

(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:22, archived)

a wise approach

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:23, archived)

That'll do pig, that'll do

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)

spin my nipple nuts and send me to alaska!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:10, archived)

jamaica?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)

no, she was kidnapped by rogue simulants

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)

Luckily

I wasn't drinking when I read this.
:D

(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:26, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:30, archived)

no...

welcome to Barbados have a nice day,

hang on

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)

haven't seen red dwarf in yonks

not my fav show but i like to dip into it every now and again when the repeats are running.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:16, archived)

I was going down the smeg=smegma=cheese road

Think i went left at the lights

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)

Ha-ha!

Nice.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)

(Testicles just for you, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:09, archived)

That's why we're experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

Lister: What time phenomena?
Kryten: Like just then, when time repeated itself.
The Cat: So, what is it?
[Kryten, Rimmer, and Lister stare at Cat]
The Cat: Only joking.

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 6:00, archived)

ahhhhhhh, space and shit

not really deserving of it's own thread, he's on tv now so i thought a cox thread would be nice

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:58, archived)

brain cocks

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)

FACT

when brian cox is talking about space and shit, he gets the same buzz as the average person would from a shot of smack in the arm.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:02, archived)

no fucking doubt

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:03, archived)

~~smack on the arm~~ Tug on your cock

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:14, archived)

i'm always up for a bit of cox

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)

FACT

when brain cox ejaculates, he ejaculates at the speed of light

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)

i fully endorse this fact-bringing of yours

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:09, archived)

it'd be like a shotgun through your back!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:13, archived)

i'll wear the bulletproof bustier, then

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)

Is it wrong that i'm TOTALLY turned on by that....

Does it have Kevlar suspenders?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:18, archived)

yes it does

and titanium mesh fishnets

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:25, archived)

marry me

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:26, archived)

only if we can put crossbows

and a trebuchet on the wedding gift list

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)

DONE!

and a sword set in concrete

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:35, archived)

great idea for a cake!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:37, archived)

smiley smug cunt....

ok ok, we all like the universe, lets not bang on about it in smug way, If someone beat him into a talking wheelchair i may like him more!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:07, archived)

I like Brian Cox, he makes me think.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:12, archived)

FACT

in the time it takes your brain to create a thought, brian cox has already circumnavigated the earth 1000000 times

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:15, archived)

It's just a matter of time:

www.123-reg.co.uk/order?domain=www.briancoxfacts.co.uk&search=search&transfer=transfer&ajax_enabled=true

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thistle, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:49, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:29, archived)

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:01, archived)

man, that book was depressing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:11, archived)

That's Barnsley for you.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:14, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:23, archived)

Very much yes.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:15, archived)

not a fan of pokemon

as i'm not 12 :P
but this is nicely done :D woo

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FIEND, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:27, archived)

Jud, you bastard! You knocked out my bird!

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:40, archived)

It's only a pidgeotto, there's fucking loads of them around anyway.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:42, archived)

she did spill his pint

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:48, archived)

my pokemans

..let me show you them

Actually, I am puzzled here, but i will try to figure it out on my own :)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)

YES

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:59, archived)

just asking....

but is that DavidCameronachu?

(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 0:22, archived)

Pokélolz

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:00, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:17, archived)

Happy Candles!

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Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 23:38, archived)

Casper? CASPER?

Loved the Reeves & Mortimer sketch of Kes......I think hed fed the bird chicken tikka or something.

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industrial_bunny, Mon 28 Mar 2011, 8:53, archived)

Bindun?

What's the best way to hide a horse?

Click for bigger (85 kb)

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rduke "you can buy most things in most shops", Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)

is that horse dead?

it's been flogged to buggery this week

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:56, archived)

OH SNAP!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:08, archived)

Been done.

with the same horse i think

EDIT: Thought so... www.b3ta.com/board/10373388

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:21, archived)

Chief!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:17, archived)

the demon seed of david hasselhoff and rich hall

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:19, archived)

He has the two best jobs in the world.....bimbling round in a narrowboat and doing this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVXc29ZgutI

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:26, archived)

GUY!

(Cakie So very tired..., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:40, archived)

hahaha :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:27, archived)

This needs to become a meme

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:30, archived)

I have now idea what this is about but...

I would like to know if it is wrong to have a semi while watching Mr Bean on Holiday?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)

is he wearing budgie smugglers?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)

God I hope not!

It has Emma de Caunes in it...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)

she looks a little manly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:53, archived)

Just how I like them....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)

you're a worry sometimes, wobbly

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)

I worry me sometimes smash

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:00, archived)

my tummy is worrying me :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:07, archived)

What's up with it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:14, archived)

bad, evil fajitas :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)

SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:26, archived)

i wish

senokot for supper again

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:27, archived)

Tabasco enema

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)

i'd rather drink it

won many a bet drinking tabasco.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:30, archived)

I won a £10 book token by drinking a pint of olive oil.

Come to think of it that would also probably help your situation.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:31, archived)

olive oil?

eeewww

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:32, archived)

soup bone

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)

Yes chuck

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)

have you ever actually realised

that if nobody told you you were eating human flesh, you'd probably never realise?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)

Spits out his pork saveloy...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:45, archived)

heheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)

Oh yes.

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:56, archived)

I watched the one where he tried to make a pot out of iron ore using a furnace that they built.

It didn't work and the expert helping ended up melting a load of scrap steel using a modern portable furnace which made the whole thing seem like even more of a complete waste of fucking time.

EDIT: Is he supposed to be the new Fred Dibnah then?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:22, archived)

Waste of time yes.

Very bloody interesting though at the same time. Plus I like his childish enthusiasm, he fully realises he's getting paid money to enjoy himself and does so with relish.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:26, archived)

I would have been more interested if he'd built something exciting like that boat lift or a suspension bridge or the SS Great Britain

Fucking pot is boring.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:28, archived)

You clearly haven't smoked enough of it then...

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rjmrjm, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:40, archived)

What the hell is this?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:42, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:06, archived)

A little yellow rubber ducky with long brownish hair

nice :P

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:11, archived)

i see you're indulging your robin fetish today

nicely done ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:12, archived)

Top draw.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:12, archived)

* FLAPS

I love this style..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)

Oh dear.

That little birdie looks sad.

Would he like a cracker?

(Tarquin., Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)

lovely :D

compo it... say the belly is made of cheddar ;)

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FIEND, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:33, archived)

Wish i had a drivers license

(recently-changed-my-name-into-the-one-who-has--recetly-changed-his name, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:39, archived)

Whut?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:42, archived)

You wait 2000 years

and then 2 buses come at once, with interior filters

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:51, archived)

The continuing adventures of Space Jesus

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 21:08, archived)

pfffft

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:44, archived)

I like this, but you don't seem to like anything that we do.

This makes me sad.

What can we do to make you love us, Guggenheimer?
Would some light-hearted tickling grease the wheel?

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Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:47, archived)

Is there a way of finding out who clicks the like button?

because I could make a death list of those keeping me off the front page*
*maybe my own crap photo shopping so may lead to suicide.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:13, archived)

it's a bus

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:55, archived)

chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:57, archived)

what is it now, Walkowski?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:58, archived)

Aye, chief!

chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:00, archived)

dammit, Walkowski! i've HAD it with this shit!

either you catch that poodle-raping sonofabitch by sundown, or you can turn in your badge!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:01, archived)

chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief!

On me boat, chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! chief! Aye chief! chief! chief! chief!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:03, archived)

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 19:05, archived)

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

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spacefish bong!, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)

Erm,

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RedHouse over yonder, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:56, archived)

Spread 'em Cherie

(siamese bat, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)

Thats not very nice

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)

Harsh,

but fair.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:11, archived)

i'd really rather she didn't. ever.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:14, archived)

Would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:20, archived)

Rancid hag.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:48, archived)

any excuse to pea this...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 22:30, archived)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)

Lully.

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Captain Howdy, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 17:43, archived)

Awwww

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 17:44, archived)

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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)

Mice One!

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An Egg ,D, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:12, archived)

Spang

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:30, archived)

hurrah :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:36, archived)

*urge to watch Wallace and Gromit*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 27 Mar 2011, 18:38, archived)

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