Peeing SpotsWould it be possible for someone to make a Google Maps type site thingy, whereby contributors add their favourite private places they can nip and have a pee when caught short? Laybays, country lanes, towns, villages the lot.... I ask, because seeing as 40% of public urinals have disappeared, and sometimes one needs the privacy of any of the above when out and about, without getting the long arm of the law on it (so to speak). Just a thought.
(,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:27,
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What are we? Your makeaGoogleMapstypesitethingywherebycontributorsaddtheirfavouriteprivateplacestheycannipandhaveapeewhencaughtshort bitches?
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:30,
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stick it up your garden decoration/ac
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:30,
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I was going to shout stalker there as I am from Nottingham,Then realised, how do you know there is a Ladybay in Nottingham?
(,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:35,
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technically, it's Rushcliffe I thinklovely pub, The Poppy and Pint
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:41,
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Don't know the Poppy and Pint...Yes Lady bay goes just over the boarder of the city and Rushcliffe boundries... are you local or were you just visiting?
(,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:57,
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regular visitoroften to be found in pubs up that way, sometimes with musical instruments
The Poppy is the old British Legion club.
(The Poppy is the old British Legion club.
mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:58,
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Ar right I know where that is....What sort of music? what instrument do you play? do you talk to the audience the same way you talk to people on b3ta? "That I'd love to see! ;-)"
(,
Tue 15 May 2012, 15:08,
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I can't imagine you have ever done any such thing/ac
( mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:31,
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yeah, through your letterbox 
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:34,
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I needed a piss the other day when I got caught shortso I pissed on your mum
she paid me ยฃ10
(she paid me ยฃ10
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:34,
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Oh, this wasn't /links?there's always /talk, for once very suitable
If you make this thing, I'll be happy to contribute a few locations here in Sweden.
(,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:39,
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If you make this thing, I'll be happy to contribute a few locations here in Sweden.
We should start sending them to Off-Topic
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:42,
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Fuck me, it's TUESDAY already.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:46,
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Yeah, it'll be an initial budget of £15KMONEY PLEASE
MONEY PLEASE GIVE THE MONEY NOW PLEASE
(MONEY PLEASE GIVE THE MONEY NOW PLEASE
discomeats This canoe,
Tue 15 May 2012, 15:14,
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You should probably post this on /talk
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 15 May 2012, 15:54,
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That recipe appears to be the right way up
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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:34,
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ris Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:47,
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What's the temperature set at? printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:55,
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180, darts, bullseye, Jim Bowen, keep out of the black and in the red, you can't beat a bit of....I'm just plain thick! please deris?
(,
Tue 15 May 2012, 15:01,
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180 degrees printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 15 May 2012, 15:02,
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Ohh, see I automatically converted that to gas mark 7and completely missed the joke!
Well done! :P
(Well done! :P
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 15 May 2012, 15:25,
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I found a box of old records in my garage. I haven't heard this great album in years................The smooth sounds of...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:16,
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His Master's FUCKAlso: Spaceflan!
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:19,
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.......I wanna be a space Flan.............that's what I wanna be.....................
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:36,
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Up and Brave?im not liking this live-action pixar crossover
(
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:09,
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Oh hai Rob!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:10,
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Lolthey just said on the news on Radio Four it carries a possible life sentence*. How that would make us all laugh
*They also pointed out no one has ever actually received a life sentence for the charge
(*They also pointed out no one has ever actually received a life sentence for the charge
Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:24,
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does life sentence "just" mean that you get a criminal record for life? does it have have a bearing on jail term too?forgive my ignorance in matters law related
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sock more tea vicar?,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:29,
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A life sentence usually means that you'll get released on licence after a much shorter period.However, you are only on licence, and so can be recalled if you show signs of further naughtiness. You always have the threat of recall hanging over you.
(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:53,
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oh how fun it would be if the judge placed a black hankie on his head when delivering the sentance.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:31,
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What is the actual charge?I've not been following this closer than "Lol Phonehacking"
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:02,
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In this case the charge is perverting the course of justiceBasically they were trying to hide incriminating evidence.
Hopefully they'll be charged for the actual hacking itself soon.
(Hopefully they'll be charged for the actual hacking itself soon.
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:06,
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Being gingerCapital offence
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:10,
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They've not even got onto phonehacking yetThis is all about trying to hide the phonehacking evidence
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:36,
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what will happen to the baby she bought on the internet to make her seem human if she get put away?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:24,
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madonna's probably already got her scouts in the UK
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sock more tea vicar?,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:32,
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Aren't kids in the Scouts too old for Madonna's collection?
(
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:03,
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Just pearoast this from an old image challenge...
Answer to the subtitle: apparently not. Not any more. B*tch.
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Camels"){kind=small}
2nd in my range of animals mixed with fruitthis is a camelon
in case you missed it (be thankful you did), here's my cantelope
(in case you missed it (be thankful you did), here's my cantelope
sock more tea vicar?,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:50,
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*waits for banananteater*
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:53,
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haha! that's super!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:02,
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human descent doesn't come by this way much any more, i think he saw my creations, turned his pc off and quietly stalked off into a dark room and sobbededit - you're too kind!
( sock more tea vicar?,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:05,
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hahaI think this is a rich seam you've tapped here
*tries to think of another one*
(*tries to think of another one*
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:09,
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i thought of frog + grape but then that'd be frogrape and no one wants to see that
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sock more tea vicar?,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:10,
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you've come to the wrong place for people not wanting to see thingswait, I've confused myself
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:13,
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I can see her cox Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:45,
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I hope nothing sexy happens Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:50,
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needs more yiff suits
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:54,
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that's whatsername from thingyou know, on the telly
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:12,
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great acting! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:18,
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Yet strangely always cruelly overlooked come awards season.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:24,
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they couldn't trust them with an oscarthey'd either cosh someone with it or try to put batteries in it
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:46,
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Eeew I touched it!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:24,
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I'm implying some kind of forced lesbian action...
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:27,
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Ah, Joan "The Freak" Ferguson"Enforcing her will through her black leather-gloved fists, molesting prisoners during unofficial "body searches" and taking her cut on all the prison rackets"
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:40,
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Old Vinegar Tits Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:42,
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my mistakewrong one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctsQmZmNIq8
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctsQmZmNIq8
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:51,
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Oh bugger.Note to self - refresh board before posting.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:43,
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hahamine would have been very similar to yours too if I wasn't lying down with just paint.net and a touchpad
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:46,
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Haha!I've just been reminding myself about all that lark.
I fear it might be a bit lost on younger b3tan's. Fuck I feel old
(I fear it might be a bit lost on younger b3tan's. Fuck I feel old
Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:47,
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Friday nights after the pub shut Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:19,
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Wow,that takes me back.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:58,
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...even when it still had "Cell Block H" in the title
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:56,
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I always figured it was the other way round, with him dressed as a babybut this will do *unzips*
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:34,
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Going to be equally as nauseating seeing him wash his hands of her now
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:36,
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Camela couldn't resist showing them off
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:11,
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hahaha!Baby got Bactrian!
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:13,
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Hehehe
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:08,
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My hump, my humpmy lovely camel lumps
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:17,
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Pffftttt...* Coffee / Keyboard moment
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:35,
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PhwoarrrShe's had a good humping
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:15,
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Ahahaha. Perfect for some hairy motorboat action.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:15,
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some sort of trickery was involved anyway Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:18,
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Hahahahaha, I like thisThough I will second Barb's spelling pedantry
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:21,
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If being correct is being pedantic in these modern timesThen colour me pedant, baby!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:26,
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What?She's Camela Anderson
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:28,
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Ich bin froh, gibt es keinen Saft!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:52,
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nuts and juice, mein furher?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:53,
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Ya I am nutsbut nein, I don't want any jews
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:01,
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Arf
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:08,
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loszuwerden, der Saft
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:02,
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NEINTY NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:08,
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Ich wollte schokolade, nicht vanille!Sie dicken.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:19,
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Yoda chan.I wanted join Yoda fest.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:46,
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He arousing something!! :D Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:20,
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cool, you're already talking like yoda inexpressible started a joke on,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:57,
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Also, you appear to have mistakenly drawn legs on him.Everyone knows that Yoda's feet are joined directly to his torso.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:54,
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she's also drawn him in a fucking schoolgirl outfit
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:56,
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I thought it was an ordinary schoolgirl outfitDidn't realise there was one for such occasions.
( discomeats This canoe,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:45,
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Really?How does he do the cancan?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:57,
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With stilts.Also, as of Episode II he doesn't need legs because he's become a gravity-defying hyperactive sprout. With a totally unneccessary walking stick.
Fucking benefits cheat.
(Fucking benefits cheat.
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:04,
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Oh! There's a Yodafest!
It would have been a much shorter movie, in more ways than one.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:08,
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Master has presented Yoda with a skirt! Yoda is free!
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pzyko Query failed.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:16,
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Hahaha!I never thought I'd see Yoda dressed as a schoolgirl. Now I'm glad I have :D
(
Weetobix,
Tue 15 May 2012, 13:11,
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Try as he might...Colin just wasn't getting the enthusiasm from this crowd.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:42,
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Poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing(
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:52,
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Poing poing poing poing poing...Poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing poing.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:12,
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You know that's what was really happening.
Pestering little wanker.
they've seen it all before Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:12,
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It's all about timingThey look absorbed by Coronation Street
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:25,
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oh my that's excellent, love the attention to detail with the shadow
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sock more tea vicar?,
Tue 15 May 2012, 12:54,
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Excellent!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:55,
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jokes are better than techniquebut a quick check of what's been done before is better than repetition ;)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16,
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Allow me to briefly break my board abstinance,
dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this...,
Tue 15 May 2012, 10:45,
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hahaha camel nails
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 15 May 2012, 10:46,
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Only just found out this got FP'd :)) I'd like to thank my agent, my parents... my parents...
(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:02,
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Duplo is more important than Technic.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:10,
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House is more important than techno.
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:10,
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Gabba is greater than God prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:17,
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NO! I VILL ONLY LISTEN TO ZE HARDEST GABBA, UNT ZE TECHNO ZAT IS...HAAAARRD!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:19,
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I like it when my music has passed beyond audible range, and the only way I can detect it is by the sound of the screws holding my spoiler in place slowly working themselves loose
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:23,
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and when it eventually sets up a resonance wave in the dustbin exhaust pipe Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:39,
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I can't find the specific track on youtube, but this is from the same album(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:41,
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hahaha Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 15 May 2012, 14:32,
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And photoshopped images are more important than hotlinking stuff that you just found on the interweb.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:35,
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Jokes are better than techniqueand pictures of feet are better than jokes
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:40,
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DAS ZEAMS! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 10:06,
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looks like more fun than what he did last summer
inexpressible started a joke on,
Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13,
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hahaha!She rules as she drools
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 15 May 2012, 9:30,
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HahahaA whole load of Phillip dripping out.
(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 15 May 2012, 10:21,
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NING B3taTime to know a quick one out before I go to work...
Mollee Gray, Zara Phillips and Jessica Sutta.
* Zara kind of scares me.
(Mollee Gray, Zara Phillips and Jessica Sutta.
* Zara kind of scares me.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 15 May 2012, 8:26,
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I think it's slightly odd that Zara even has an imdb page...
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 15 May 2012, 8:50,
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International Munter DataBase...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 15 May 2012, 8:52,
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have you not seen her movies on the interweb?
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 15 May 2012, 9:08,
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i love the way it lists the weddingThe Royal Wedding (TV movie) 2011
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 15 May 2012, 9:10,
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Have you not seen her 'Fall collection' ?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 15 May 2012, 10:39,
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Do you think all of these celebs (which ive never heard of) will care when its YOUR birthday? The cunts!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 15 May 2012, 9:37,
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Dance you magenta freak, dance!Well enough: the sun is out and all my limbs are still attached.
(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 15 May 2012, 1:12,
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is it spinning to the left or the right?
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 15 May 2012, 3:08,
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Cor another old name :)is the gay shift dead? It's strangely quiet overnight the last few days
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 15 May 2012, 5:59,
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i dunno about dead,but i have a cold, so nearly dead
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 15 May 2012, 6:42,
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I'm not around much at the momentBack in a week or so probably
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 15 May 2012, 10:59,
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I'd be scared to ask what service they operate
(
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 8:12,
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Eeep! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 15 May 2012, 8:54,
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munterI used to see that on the way to college every day.nr Bristol..comedy misuse of a word...
(,
Tue 15 May 2012, 11:35,
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Prettyyyyyy
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Tue 15 May 2012, 8:50,
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I love thisthe complementary colours give a real sense of movement!
</Brian Sewell>
(</Brian Sewell>
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Tue 15 May 2012, 9:25,
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Evening. Bindun?
There's a bigger one over here, if you're interested.
I have a pre-prepared eye test chart for just this sort of occasion:
Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Tue 15 May 2012, 8:13,
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Not that I know of, cuz' I would have gotten one already.I'd get the Lewis one too.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 14 May 2012, 22:38,
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I'd ENDEAVOUR to get one too.Although the John Snow one is cooler
Ghoti Fingers,
Mon 14 May 2012, 22:42,
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Had you read them before the show? From that(& past conversations) I might expect you had.Haha, yeah.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 14 May 2012, 22:47,
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best of all the detectives
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Mon 14 May 2012, 22:53,
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"I love morses best of all miserable de tect ives"
(
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 14 May 2012, 23:00,
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oh very goodwas there an i heart dogs one available :)
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 14 May 2012, 23:13,
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