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[challenge entry] Now in 2D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# ha. nice
also, are experian having a laugh?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# I don't watch TV and haven't seen this,
so I'm really glad someone has put it on youtube.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
# ***Where Rose's arse gets stuck to the ice during a passionate moment**
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Ice to see you to see you ice
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:42, archived)
# haha
like it!
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 21:32, archived)
#


Click for bigger (192 kb)

According to that naughty, sexy little minx, Paxo.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:55, archived)
# DID SICK
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:59, archived)
# apologies for my poor (interwebs) grammar
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Fuckin A!
Geed me the boak.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 2:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# We've all been there.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# performance was a little wooden
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# He kept a stiff upper lip though.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Oooooooooooh
It's lovely isn't it boyo? You've gone n put your hand up me botty haven't you - isn't it? (To be said in Anthony Hopkins accent)
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 2:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:51, archived)
# did you edit that to a reversed version
or am i just going mad?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:53, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# has he just fingered the clearly underage drew, then raised his finger to sniff if and got her broken hymen goo all on him?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:40, archived)
# Was that from the Director's Cut?
I've only seen the original version.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:44, archived)
# Aaaagggghhhhhhh
Mind piss
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:46, archived)
# i bet you have eh, you fucking sicko
alright mofo
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:46, archived)
# Sound thanks mongy.
Yourself?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:47, archived)
# sweet
dead as jessie here aint it
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Was this in the Directors Cut?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
# it seem not, miust of been fro the version you and mofo watched, aint my thing
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Good nose picking fingers there.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# FU-U-UCK!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Ha! :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# This is how R2 sounds in my head.
Except in my head he has, for some reason, a broad Yorkshire accent. And every single line he has in the entire pair of trilogies contains the word "fuck", usually several times.

I've long pondered writing an actual R2 script and recording a sort of Rifftrax-style dub of what I imagine he's actually saying.

E.g. "What makes you think there are settlements over there?"
"The satnav, you fucking cock."
"Don't you call me a mindless philosopher you overweight glob of grease."
"I didn't. I called you a cunt."

Etc.
(, Thu 31 May 2012, 16:17, archived)
# ....but it fits my agenda so it must be true!!!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
# In Xanadu did Kublai Khan a stately pleasure dome decree
'til Alf, the Chief Surveyor, said,
You can't build that, you havent read the Act of '73.
It abuts too closely council land, the driveway crosses an easment plan,
a supermarket is going to be where youv'e got a blood great red gum tree that's been there since time began
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE


This week's challenge is to show iconic moments in TV, Film and History as seen from the other guy's perspective - as seen previously here, for example. Challenge suggested by Skotzmun.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Ace!
And thank Christ "epilepsy triggering gifs" didn't win
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# my challenge now is to make an "epilepsy triggering gif" that fits this image challenge
;p
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:17, archived)
# ill just ignore you now then
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:24, archived)
# fuck it
I can't think of anything for this weeks compo, which is why I didn't vote for this
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Definitely this!
Also, the levels slider in my Photoshop has just stopped working. I can't figure out what I've done to bugger it up and I have a tedious fuckload of wedding photos to edit.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Stopped working, how so?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# The box comes up and then I can't do anything with it.
I've tried closing and opening Photoshop and it's the same problem. I've probably clicked something that for some reason turns it off...

This entire wedding has stressed me out. Everyone looks miserable and two of the guests turned up in tatty hoodies in fluorescent colours and chose to stand in annoyingly uneditable positions in half of the shots.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:28, archived)
# i've always been impressed by the power of the 'esc' key at times like that
seems to fix the problem 99 times out of a hundred

edit: or use Curves instead
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:34, archived)
# I've reinstalled it and it seems fine.
When I say Photoshop, I actually mean Photoshop Elements 3, I've been in desperate need of an update for a while.

Hopefully it's not a weird anti-editing virus. If this is from downloading JJ's game I will hurt him...
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:49, archived)
# phew
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Hope this isn't stating the bleeding obvious, but you're not adjusting the levels on a new, blank layer by any chance?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:37, archived)
# Ha, no.
The levels weren't responding at all. The sliders wouldn't even move.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
#
eur ism
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:13, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Yes! Thank fuck this won and spazzy GIFs didn't! :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:10, archived)
# is it true you are a convicted nonce?
i heard you fuck kids
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Is that your entry for the compo?
People usually include a picture.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:26, archived)
# i dont do pictures, aint my thing
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I did like 'it starts' and wish to see more
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:40, archived)
# you aint new, sod off
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Would anyone actually trust a self driven car?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# Depends how drunk/far from home I was.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Sitting in a self drive car on the motorway would probably give me a heart attack.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:24, archived)
# yes, the idea being that you'd be so smashed that you wouldn't give a shit :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# I suppose if I was busy, like I was on the phone, I'd put it on "auto-pilot".
But nothing more than that.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:31, archived)
# Excellent :D
Also, nwot -

gawd bless er
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
# \o/
Thing is, yours doesn't look shopped! :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:48, archived)
# And ... BEFORE THE THREADRUSH
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell! :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Wow, Keith Richards is looking good these days.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# Aaaarrrrgghhhh
hahahaha. That is perfect
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:43, archived)
# Ha-ha! Phil looks like a tranny version of Private Godfrey from 'Dad's Army'.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:54, archived)
# I was thinking more Russ Abbott ...
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I see them being tested all the time
I live just a few miles from Google HQ - they have a human co-pilot at this point.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:50, archived)
# I like cookies
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# ...testing............testing...
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# Is that one of them new-fangled equine radars I've been reading about?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Test is FAIL.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Looks interesting.
I shall read this never.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# awww atomic
you need to find a lovely young lass who shares your passion for horses...

www.lovehorse.co.uk/
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:01, archived)
# ...if only...
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:11, archived)
# bast !!!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
# ard!!!
It seems that this was not a message from B3ta at all.
The O.P. has tricked us by switching out the links.
It brings you to a website about horses.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# It directs us to the link of a defunct magazine aimed at a young female target audience, about equines.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I've already seen this once
so the first part is a lie!

EDIT: Also you git ;)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# *subscribes*
*twice*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# ahaha 'sweaty'
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# ALL OUR COOKIES ARE BELONG TO HER
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# You like cookies?
I LOVE cookies
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# best of all the tracking text files
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# Looking for the jingle? Click here.
I feel cheated

*Edited* try a different browser, Damage.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# meh, have they removed it?
stupid Australian bandwidth-keeping magazine types
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# I've installed some flash-blocking stuff
it's pretty damn efficient.

not that there's anything to block, obviously
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Gaaah, can't believe I fell for that!
:D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha!
this final dasterdly deed marks the end of my current phase of social-network-passive-aggresivness!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:00, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# It always makes me expect my b3ta experience to be enhanced, but it never really happens.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# I tend to find that closing my browser is the only way to do that
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:05, archived)
# Only one way to sort this


Edit: From the My Little Pony Slaughterhouse set.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# hahaha!
locking the stable door after the horse has (been) bolted
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
# No need, it won't be going anywhere.
'evil grins'

Edit: Nice Latin touch btw.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# Sunt es amicis
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
# got me !!!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Ah, I'd already seen it. I thought you were just posting it for everyone to see.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:19, archived)
# rodents with birds
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# this also has the basis of an animated serial
:D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:32, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Red and Grey Squirrels.
Sworn enemies, united by the desire to ride on a pair of tits.
woo, btw
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# ta
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# RODENTS. WITH. BIRRRRRRRRRRDS
*60s sci-fi theme tune*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Acorn Squadron.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
# So that's what they do when not carrying coconuts.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# This wins everything
every most

* wait for it to explode
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# yeah, maybe I missed a trick :)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# I like bird rides.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
# Remember, Tufty, when I said I'd kill you last?
I LIED!!!!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
# HA HA!!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# go tufty !!!!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:32, archived)
# I once nicknamed a girlfriend 'tufty'
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Was it on account of her "Terry Waite's allotment"?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Yup
Ginger too, so I couldn't resist.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# I'm not sure I want to know why.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Got it in one.
{:-D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# The squirrel was the one that said Bennett's vest wasn't chain-link.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
# hahahaha
It was only after it's nuts
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:49, archived)
# You'll Never Leave....
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:27, archived)
# Looks like something out of 'Doomwatch'.
EDIT: Or 'Sapphire & Steel'. Creepy show. Needs rebooting.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:31, archived)
# Indeed brilliantly creepy.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:42, archived)
# The haunted train station and the house that kept slipping through time were way scary.
And I always enjoyed it when other elements like Silver turned up.
*checks price for boxset*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:46, archived)
# I remember Lead being a big black dude he was very big and muscly as you would expect of Lead.
They all had their strengths from what I could remember. Used to watch it the whole time but I can barely remember a single episode now.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# "I'm gonna pump you full of lead" takes on a new meaning
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Pwoarhhh Keep it down Tribs it's hot enough as it is today :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Hahahachrist
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:54, archived)
# They were pretty disjointed, timey wimey stories, so it's no surprise if it's all a bit blurry.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
# seems it's on the old youtube there
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:58, archived)
# I'll have to have a look and see if it's all badly dated now.
I used to enjoy Tomorrow People as well
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
# we had so few expectations of tv in then
even if it was some guy standing infront of a strobe light we thought it was awesome :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:08, archived)
# Yes it was all shiny :D
Like Dr Who effects it was all flashy and seemed like the foochar
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:24, archived)
# I do wonder if it IS Doomwatch.
I remember watching an episode or two not too long ago; quite unsettling.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:45, archived)
# There was an excellent episode with Cornish mutants that freaked me out as a kid.
And another one about a bacteria that ate cement, or plastic, or something else quite important to human infrastructure.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I'm gonna have to hunt the rest down, the ones I saw were pretty good.
One of the ones I saw, I think, was about killer rats.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:05, archived)
# They were quite thoughtful shows.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:49, archived)
# They were very unnerving
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:46, archived)
# As was Tales of the Unexpected used to love watching that
Pity every story was about the Spanish Inquisition ;)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:14, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# reboot.....
with Keely Hawes as Sapphire and Philip Glenister as Steel
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:03, archived)
# FUCK
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:31, archived)
# this needs the background blanking out and used for various horrific purposes.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:43, archived)
# That's some good thinking, discomeats.
If I have an hour free, later, I'll give it a go.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:51, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Done.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuu
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:57, archived)
# Full of bad spirits.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# At least the zombie has gone.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:56, archived)
# She is from Terror of the Zygons.
Dr Who.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Cigars all round!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Cigars all round, indeed!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote
The week's challenge vote has docked at the web's decaying quayside.

Your choices are:

* iconic moments in TV, Film and History seem from the other guy's perspective - as seen previously in www.b3ta.com/board/10775258

* Two word challenge: evil cake

* hypno-GIFS

* kids' books written by the far right

And here's the vote:




(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# The other guy's perspective please.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:23, archived)
# No to hypnogifs
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:25, archived)
#


TJ:Sometimes I don't know why I own a mobile phone, I rarely use the thing except for telling the time when I'm out and I almost always miss calls because I'm expected to find and pick up the goddamn fucking thing within 4 seconds before the person at the other end gets impatient and rings off. Fucksake, am I supposed to be fucking surgically attached to the bloody thing?

sorry, just needed to rant
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Well, this is going to annoy the migraine sufferers
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:29, archived)
# yeah
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:31, archived)
# or this
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:21, archived)
# fflflbllblfflfllflflblblblblfllfblflblflflblblblllblfllflflfllfblfblflblfblflbflb
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:21, archived)
# A week of stuff like this?
I'm gonna need glasses before too long.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# hint: press ESC and it stops the animations
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:34, archived)
# But wouldn't that make the compo sort of redundant?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:35, archived)
# only when you're not interested in the compo posts
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I just pressed ESC
it didn't stop the animations

infact, a midget grabbed the back of my head and shouted "DON'T PRESS THAT AGAIN" and then ran off before I could react.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:39, archived)
# use a different browser ;)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:49, archived)
# I refuse!
HAH!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:55, archived)
# I never knew that!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:30, archived)
# yup a week of dull spacky shite
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:57, archived)
# I hope we don't get lumbered with this; I don't know how much my already shitty eyes can take.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:03, archived)
# bleeeeeeeeeee
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:37, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Hypno GIFs!
Hypno GIFs hypno GIFs hypno GIFs. Please be hypno GIFs (sorry Paul_P)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:26, archived)
#
"Kids' fiction written by the far right"? We did this in 2008.

www.b3ta.com/challenge/dailymail/

I'm up for cake or other guy's perspective.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Suppose I should get this explosion out of the way
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:31, archived)
# HER ASS!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:40, archived)
# YOU WILL VOTE FOR KIDS BOOKS KIDS BOOKS KIDS BOOKS
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Hypno gifs
can't go wrong.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Numbers 1 & 4 are pleasing to me.
Hypno gifs in the lead?
Surely it's got less to offer than 'Explosions' - which tailed off dramatically after the first two days.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:37, archived)
# other guy's perspective
other guy's perspectiveother guy's perspectiveother guy's perspective

other guy's perspective other guy's perspective other guy's perspective
other guy's perspective other guy's perspective other guy's perspective
other guy's perspective other guy's perspective other guy's perspective
other guy's perspective other guy's perspective other guy's perspective
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:45, archived)
# SKOOB SDIK...SKOOB SDIK...SKOOB SDIK...SKOOB SDIK...SKOOB
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
#

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:11, archived)
# This is getting us..........nowhere, man!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:45, archived)
# a week of spaky images :(
fucksake..
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
# thats not spacky
the frame rate was lowered to a slow speed to stop that
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:53, archived)
# Doubly annoying when
they should be spinny, not spacky.

I do think the vote would go better if the options always came with an example image by whoever suggested it, as I do think people often vote for the best title rather than the one which is going to lead to the most interesting ideas.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:20, archived)
# oh yeah, coz you never come up with interesting ideas :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:23, archived)
# it would be better if the person choosing them put a little thought into it
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:37, archived)
# The other guy's perspective sounds good, but far right kids books has to be done sooner or later.
edit- I couldn't help myself. Far right kiddie books please.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Perspective, please.
It's not as good as the kids' books challenge, but it's more likely to beat hypno-GIFs.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:03, archived)
# o_0
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Jesus fecking hell
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 22:53, archived)
# think it through man, a week of spacky gifs will make our eyes bleed
in a bad way
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:04, archived)
# it doesn't have to be a gif...
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:18, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:20, archived)
# my eyes bleeeeeeeeeed
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:23, archived)
# eeeeeeeee
That's rather uh effective
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Even I'm not enough of a masochist to vote for hypno-GIFs.
Hypnotoads, now that's a different story.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Evil cakes.
this thread alone has given me a headache.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:11, archived)
# ^This.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Hypno gifs? are you fucking kidding? a week of epilepsy?
it wasn't even in the image challenge suggestions.
Is this someone's hilarious attempt at pushing more people away from the site?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Let's see...
1. Anything about movies wins every time. Even when it's a shit idea.
2. Only if it is a REAL-PHOTO challenge including construction steps.
3. Not enough funny for a week, as any of us that make them will tell you.
4. Most already are. Any that are not make the news in the USA.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:12, archived)
# Obi is such a cunt
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Cowpatawan! *click*
:)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# What a place to land though!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:23, archived)
# It's asking to have a landmine shopped onto it. :)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Just when it couldn't get any worse for the poor kid :)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Unicycle riding mustn't go unpunished! :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:36, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Poor sod :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:30, archived)
# What are the chances...
(off to get food)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
# this should happen to everyone who ever sets foot on a unicycle
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:31, archived)
# or stilts
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:09, archived)
# I made a tall unicycle once,
and the chain came off leading to an embedded sprocket into my shin.

I hope you're happy!!! It's all your fault.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
# ouch, sorry man
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:08, archived)
# He can't get off the unicycle quick enough to chow down.
Steady, Billy! Others may want some.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Pre-digested for his convenience
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Fuck you, cutlery!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Hahaha
How unfortunately well placed
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:56, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Quick and dirty
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# Oh hai eclair-nosed cat
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:50, archived)
# An acute observation
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Avast!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Bloody 'ell I actually had that.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Awww, it's like Anubis, but not! :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Terrifying when it yawns.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:00, archived)
# I imagine it'd look like a thylacine when it yawns.
Shame the poor sods are extinct now. :(
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Thylacine sounds like an antibiotic.
For Tasmanian clap.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Maybe it is, and maybe that's why they're extinct.
They were being torn up for clap medicine D:
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Why the long face?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# tired of the long paws
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# That suits it far too well
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
#


if you don't like the comic; you can look at the doodles:
doodle doodle doodle doodle doodle doodle

And if you don't like those; you can play my little zombie games:
Dot Zombie

Can't say I don't try to please!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Hilary, dear
You're talking to a shutin who wears the same jumper everyday.
it's almost like he never takes a bath.

Actually how is Iron Sky? I'm up for some cheese.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Iron Sky is great.
It's a good blend of silly, funny, clever, and quite ballsy satire.

Would recommend :)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# that game's actually quite good
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# God intended penguins to be naked.
And squirrels, tits or no.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Not sure he'd suit them.
Then again it might make a good wank challenge.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Yay!
I'm really looking forward to seeing Hirralies's Goodtime out-takes.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:05, archived)
# I like the sound of that
Goodtime outtakes

I'd buy that for a dollar!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:09, archived)
# You mean polar-necks with initials on aren't in at the moment?
*burns wardrobe*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Dude, you burned your wardrobe, where are you going to put all of your polar necks with initials on, man.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# They're of no use to me anymore!
Wait... where are they anyway...

...shit...
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:33, archived)
# HAH!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:41, archived)
# good lord
it seems some of the special files have leaked out.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
# when does the epic animated serial involving the doodle characters occur?
when when tell me tell me when when tell me tell me
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
# ^^



(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# I'd also like to see an animated serial with bloodthirsty nunhorse
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:20, archived)
#
I'd also like to see an animated serial with bloodthirsty nunhorse
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:49, archived)
# :o
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:12, archived)
# i like the carrot
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Is it Pun O'clock yet?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Man, I love bidets
it's like getting a rimjob right after having a shit. Find a girl that will do that for you and you've found a wife.

Substitute 'baby' for 'bidet' in any popular love song.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:49, archived)
# You old romantic
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# I MARRIED A BIDET FROM OUTER SPACE
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
#
A mother was bathin' her bidet one night
The youngest of ten, a poor little mite
The mother was fat and the bidet was fin
T'was nawt but a skellington wrapped up in skin

The mother turned round for the soap from the rack
She weren't gone a minute, but when she got back
Her bidet had gone, and in anguish she cried
"Oh, where is my bidet?", and the angels replied

Your bidet has gorn dahn the plug'ole
Your bidet has gorn dahn the plug
The poor little thing was so skinny and thin
He shoulda been bathed in a jug
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:37, archived)
# "knees up mother Brown..."
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:16, archived)
# HE SAID "MING"!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Haha
Loon
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
Love this JJ
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
# wheee
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# Ming!


...and have a clicky, sir.

(, Wed 30 May 2012, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:15, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# (riverghost) Oh hey, we're closing up but there's a pub across the road!
(turns to girl he's trying to sleep with) but you can stay!

(girl)nah, i'm going to the pub with everyone else

(riverghost) WELL WE'RE CLOSED NOW

*goes back to play wow and strop on b3ta*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# and then what happened?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# it just repeats every night
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# with the same girl?
you'd think one of them would learn.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# I still think that "Draw what you think other b3tans look like" should be the compo one week
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Drimble:
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# That's pretty good, but way too much hair.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Ha ha! YES!!!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:22, archived)
# That's you, that is..
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Close enough.
XD Hot nun is hot!!!
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:21, archived)
# capital ^
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:40, archived)
# feel free to do so
there's even pictures of me in my profile

HAHAHAHAH
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Speak, aquatic phantom! Why do you haunt this earthly plane?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# OooooooooooOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Forsooth,
whither art thy watery perambulations bound, oh drippy spectre?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Pro Tip: Duct tape the mouth BEFORE throwing them in.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Good tip.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# *fears*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:08, archived)
# XD
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:32, archived)
# seams fine to me.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
#
I've spent literally seconds minutes hours days weeks years my entire life perfecting it
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Probably the world's most soul-destroying job: teaching Photoshop to a class of mayflies
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Do you work for the Daily Mail?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:39, archived)
#
?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:42, archived)
# WELL DO YOU?
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Define work.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# Activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Usually with little or no
monetary reward.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# but...
now I am unsure as they give me no rewards :(
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# In that case...
no.
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 15:46, archived)
# *asplodes*
(, Wed 30 May 2012, 16:17, archived)

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