I don't watch TV and haven't seen this,
so I'm really glad someone has put it on youtube.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 23:03,
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***Where Rose's arse gets stuck to the ice during a passionate moment**
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:59,
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Click for bigger (192 kb)
According to that naughty, sexy little minx, Paxo.
Oooooooooooh
It's lovely isn't it boyo? You've gone n put your hand up me botty haven't you - isn't it? (To be said in Anthony Hopkins accent)
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Thu 31 May 2012, 2:55,
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did you edit that to a reversed version
or am i just going mad?
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:53,
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has he just fingered the clearly underage drew, then raised his finger to sniff if and got her broken hymen goo all on him?
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:40,
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Was that from the Director's Cut?
I've only seen the original version.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:44,
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it seem not, miust of been fro the version you and mofo watched, aint my thing
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:47,
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This is how R2 sounds in my head.
Except in my head he has, for some reason, a broad Yorkshire accent. And every single line he has in the entire pair of trilogies contains the word "fuck", usually several times.
I've long pondered writing an actual R2 script and recording a sort of Rifftrax-style dub of what I imagine he's actually saying.
E.g. "What makes you think there are settlements over there?"
"The satnav, you fucking cock."
"Don't you call me a mindless philosopher you overweight glob of grease."
"I didn't. I called you a cunt."
Etc.
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Thu 31 May 2012, 16:17,
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I've long pondered writing an actual R2 script and recording a sort of Rifftrax-style dub of what I imagine he's actually saying.
E.g. "What makes you think there are settlements over there?"
"The satnav, you fucking cock."
"Don't you call me a mindless philosopher you overweight glob of grease."
"I didn't. I called you a cunt."
Etc.
In Xanadu did Kublai Khan a stately pleasure dome decree
'til Alf, the Chief Surveyor, said,
You can't build that, you havent read the Act of '73.
It abuts too closely council land, the driveway crosses an easment plan,
a supermarket is going to be where youv'e got a blood great red gum tree that's been there since time began
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:38,
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You can't build that, you havent read the Act of '73.
It abuts too closely council land, the driveway crosses an easment plan,
a supermarket is going to be where youv'e got a blood great red gum tree that's been there since time began
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - THE OTHER PERSPECTIVE
This week's challenge is to show iconic moments in TV, Film and History as seen from the other guy's perspective - as seen previously here, for example. Challenge suggested by Skotzmun.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 21:57,
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This week's challenge is to show iconic moments in TV, Film and History as seen from the other guy's perspective - as seen previously here, for example. Challenge suggested by Skotzmun.
my challenge now is to make an "epilepsy triggering gif" that fits this image challenge
;p
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:17,
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fuck it
I can't think of anything for this weeks compo, which is why I didn't vote for this
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:37,
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Definitely this!
Also, the levels slider in my Photoshop has just stopped working. I can't figure out what I've done to bugger it up and I have a tedious fuckload of wedding photos to edit.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:19,
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The box comes up and then I can't do anything with it.
I've tried closing and opening Photoshop and it's the same problem. I've probably clicked something that for some reason turns it off...
This entire wedding has stressed me out. Everyone looks miserable and two of the guests turned up in tatty hoodies in fluorescent colours and chose to stand in annoyingly uneditable positions in half of the shots.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:28,
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This entire wedding has stressed me out. Everyone looks miserable and two of the guests turned up in tatty hoodies in fluorescent colours and chose to stand in annoyingly uneditable positions in half of the shots.
i've always been impressed by the power of the 'esc' key at times like that
seems to fix the problem 99 times out of a hundred
edit: or use Curves instead
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:34,
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edit: or use Curves instead
I've reinstalled it and it seems fine.
When I say Photoshop, I actually mean Photoshop Elements 3, I've been in desperate need of an update for a while.
Hopefully it's not a weird anti-editing virus. If this is from downloading JJ's game I will hurt him...
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:49,
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Hopefully it's not a weird anti-editing virus. If this is from downloading JJ's game I will hurt him...
Hope this isn't stating the bleeding obvious, but you're not adjusting the levels on a new, blank layer by any chance?
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:37,
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Ha, no.
The levels weren't responding at all. The sliders wouldn't even move.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:45,
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Is that your entry for the compo?
People usually include a picture.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:26,
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Sitting in a self drive car on the motorway would probably give me a heart attack.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 21:24,
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yes, the idea being that you'd be so smashed that you wouldn't give a shit :D
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Wed 30 May 2012, 21:29,
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I suppose if I was busy, like I was on the phone, I'd put it on "auto-pilot".
But nothing more than that.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 21:31,
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Ha-ha! Phil looks like a tranny version of Private Godfrey from 'Dad's Army'.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 21:54,
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I see them being tested all the time
I live just a few miles from Google HQ - they have a human co-pilot at this point.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 22:50,
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Is that one of them new-fangled equine radars I've been reading about?
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Wed 30 May 2012, 20:38,
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awww atomic
you need to find a lovely young lass who shares your passion for horses...
www.lovehorse.co.uk/
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Wed 30 May 2012, 21:01,
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www.lovehorse.co.uk/
ard!!!
It seems that this was not a message from B3ta at all.
The O.P. has tricked us by switching out the links.
It brings you to a website about horses.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 21:18,
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The O.P. has tricked us by switching out the links.
It brings you to a website about horses.
It directs us to the link of a defunct magazine aimed at a young female target audience, about equines.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 21:22,
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Looking for the jingle? Click here.
I feel cheated
*Edited* try a different browser, Damage.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 20:37,
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*Edited* try a different browser, Damage.
meh, have they removed it?
stupid Australian bandwidth-keeping magazine types
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Wed 30 May 2012, 20:40,
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I've installed some flash-blocking stuff
it's pretty damn efficient.
not that there's anything to block, obviously
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Wed 30 May 2012, 20:43,
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not that there's anything to block, obviously
hahaha!
this final dasterdly deed marks the end of my current phase of social-network-passive-aggresivness!
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Wed 30 May 2012, 21:00,
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It always makes me expect my b3ta experience to be enhanced, but it never really happens.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 20:53,
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I tend to find that closing my browser is the only way to do that
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Wed 30 May 2012, 21:05,
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hahaha!
locking the stable door after the horse has (been) bolted
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Wed 30 May 2012, 21:03,
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No need, it won't be going anywhere.
'evil grins'
Edit: Nice Latin touch btw.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 21:07,
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Edit: Nice Latin touch btw.
Ah, I'd already seen it. I thought you were just posting it for everyone to see.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 21:19,
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Red and Grey Squirrels.
Sworn enemies, united by the desire to ride on a pair of tits.
woo, btw
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:39,
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woo, btw
The squirrel was the one that said Bennett's vest wasn't chain-link.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:04,
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Looks like something out of 'Doomwatch'.
EDIT: Or 'Sapphire & Steel'. Creepy show. Needs rebooting.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:31,
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The haunted train station and the house that kept slipping through time were way scary.
And I always enjoyed it when other elements like Silver turned up.
*checks price for boxset*
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:46,
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*checks price for boxset*
I remember Lead being a big black dude he was very big and muscly as you would expect of Lead.
They all had their strengths from what I could remember. Used to watch it the whole time but I can barely remember a single episode now.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:51,
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They were pretty disjointed, timey wimey stories, so it's no surprise if it's all a bit blurry.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:57,
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I'll have to have a look and see if it's all badly dated now.
I used to enjoy Tomorrow People as well
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:04,
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we had so few expectations of tv in then
even if it was some guy standing infront of a strobe light we thought it was awesome :D
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:08,
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Yes it was all shiny :D
Like Dr Who effects it was all flashy and seemed like the foochar
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:24,
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I do wonder if it IS Doomwatch.
I remember watching an episode or two not too long ago; quite unsettling.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:45,
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There was an excellent episode with Cornish mutants that freaked me out as a kid.
And another one about a bacteria that ate cement, or plastic, or something else quite important to human infrastructure.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:50,
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I'm gonna have to hunt the rest down, the ones I saw were pretty good.
One of the ones I saw, I think, was about killer rats.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:05,
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As was Tales of the Unexpected used to love watching that
Pity every story was about the Spanish Inquisition ;)
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:48,
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reboot.....
with Keely Hawes as Sapphire and Philip Glenister as Steel
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:03,
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this needs the background blanking out and used for various horrific purposes.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:43,
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That's some good thinking, discomeats.
If I have an hour free, later, I'll give it a go.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:51,
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Image Challenge Vote
The week's challenge vote has docked at the web's decaying quayside.
Your choices are:
* iconic moments in TV, Film and History seem from the other guy's perspective - as seen previously in www.b3ta.com/board/10775258
* Two word challenge: evil cake
* hypno-GIFS
* kids' books written by the far right
And here's the vote:
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:21,
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Your choices are:
* iconic moments in TV, Film and History seem from the other guy's perspective - as seen previously in www.b3ta.com/board/10775258
* Two word challenge: evil cake
* hypno-GIFS
* kids' books written by the far right
And here's the vote:
TJ:Sometimes I don't know why I own a mobile phone, I rarely use the thing except for telling the time when I'm out and I almost always miss calls because I'm expected to find and pick up the goddamn fucking thing within 4 seconds before the person at the other end gets impatient and rings off. Fucksake, am I supposed to be fucking surgically attached to the bloody thing?
sorry, just needed to rant
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Wed 30 May 2012, 20:21,
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A week of stuff like this?
I'm gonna need glasses before too long.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:32,
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I just pressed ESC
it didn't stop the animations
infact, a midget grabbed the back of my head and shouted "DON'T PRESS THAT AGAIN" and then ran off before I could react.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:39,
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infact, a midget grabbed the back of my head and shouted "DON'T PRESS THAT AGAIN" and then ran off before I could react.
I hope we don't get lumbered with this; I don't know how much my already shitty eyes can take.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:03,
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Hypno GIFs!
Hypno GIFs hypno GIFs hypno GIFs. Please be hypno GIFs (sorry Paul_P)
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:26,
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"Kids' fiction written by the far right"? We did this in 2008.
www.b3ta.com/challenge/dailymail/
I'm up for cake or other guy's perspective.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:28,
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www.b3ta.com/challenge/dailymail/
I'm up for cake or other guy's perspective.
Numbers 1 & 4 are pleasing to me.
Hypno gifs in the lead?
Surely it's got less to offer than 'Explosions' - which tailed off dramatically after the first two days.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:37,
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Surely it's got less to offer than 'Explosions' - which tailed off dramatically after the first two days.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:45,
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thats not spacky
the frame rate was lowered to a slow speed to stop that
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:53,
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Doubly annoying when
they should be spinny, not spacky.
I do think the vote would go better if the options always came with an example image by whoever suggested it, as I do think people often vote for the best title rather than the one which is going to lead to the most interesting ideas.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:20,
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I do think the vote would go better if the options always came with an example image by whoever suggested it, as I do think people often vote for the best title rather than the one which is going to lead to the most interesting ideas.
it would be better if the person choosing them put a little thought into it
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:37,
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The other guy's perspective sounds good, but far right kids books has to be done sooner or later.
edit- I couldn't help myself. Far right kiddie books please.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:52,
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Perspective, please.
It's not as good as the kids' books challenge, but it's more likely to beat hypno-GIFs.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:02,
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think it through man, a week of spacky gifs will make our eyes bleed
in a bad way
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:04,
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Even I'm not enough of a masochist to vote for hypno-GIFs.
Hypnotoads, now that's a different story.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:07,
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Hypno gifs? are you fucking kidding? a week of epilepsy?
it wasn't even in the image challenge suggestions.
Is this someone's hilarious attempt at pushing more people away from the site?
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Wed 30 May 2012, 19:21,
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Is this someone's hilarious attempt at pushing more people away from the site?
Let's see...
1. Anything about movies wins every time. Even when it's a shit idea.
2. Only if it is a REAL-PHOTO challenge including construction steps.
3. Not enough funny for a week, as any of us that make them will tell you.
4. Most already are. Any that are not make the news in the USA.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 20:12,
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2. Only if it is a REAL-PHOTO challenge including construction steps.
3. Not enough funny for a week, as any of us that make them will tell you.
4. Most already are. Any that are not make the news in the USA.
this should happen to everyone who ever sets foot on a unicycle
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Wed 30 May 2012, 17:31,
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I made a tall unicycle once,
and the chain came off leading to an embedded sprocket into my shin.
I hope you're happy!!! It's all your fault.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:50,
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I hope you're happy!!! It's all your fault.
He can't get off the unicycle quick enough to chow down.
Steady, Billy! Others may want some.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 17:41,
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I imagine it'd look like a thylacine when it yawns.
Shame the poor sods are extinct now. :(
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Wed 30 May 2012, 17:04,
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Maybe it is, and maybe that's why they're extinct.
They were being torn up for clap medicine D:
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Wed 30 May 2012, 17:25,
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Hilary, dear
You're talking to a shutin who wears the same jumper everyday.
it's almost like he never takes a bath.
Actually how is Iron Sky? I'm up for some cheese.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 15:51,
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it's almost like he never takes a bath.
Actually how is Iron Sky? I'm up for some cheese.
Iron Sky is great.
It's a good blend of silly, funny, clever, and quite ballsy satire.
Would recommend :)
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Wed 30 May 2012, 16:27,
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Would recommend :)
Not sure he'd suit them.
Then again it might make a good wank challenge.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 16:38,
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Yay!
I'm really looking forward to seeing Hirralies's Goodtime out-takes.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 16:05,
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I like the sound of that
Goodtime outtakes
I'd buy that for a dollar!
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Wed 30 May 2012, 16:09,
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I'd buy that for a dollar!
You mean polar-necks with initials on aren't in at the moment?
*burns wardrobe*
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Wed 30 May 2012, 16:57,
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Dude, you burned your wardrobe, where are you going to put all of your polar necks with initials on, man.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:02,
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They're of no use to me anymore!
Wait... where are they anyway...
...shit...
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:33,
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...shit...
when does the epic animated serial involving the doodle characters occur?
when when tell me tell me when when tell me tell me
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:00,
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I'd also like to see an animated serial with bloodthirsty nunhorse
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:20,
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I'd also like to see an animated serial with bloodthirsty nunhorse
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:49,
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Man, I love bidets
it's like getting a rimjob right after having a shit. Find a girl that will do that for you and you've found a wife.
Substitute 'baby' for 'bidet' in any popular love song.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 15:49,
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Substitute 'baby' for 'bidet' in any popular love song.
A mother was bathin' her bidet one night
The youngest of ten, a poor little mite
The mother was fat and the bidet was fin
T'was nawt but a skellington wrapped up in skin
The mother turned round for the soap from the rack
She weren't gone a minute, but when she got back
Her bidet had gone, and in anguish she cried
"Oh, where is my bidet?", and the angels replied
Your bidet has gorn dahn the plug'ole
Your bidet has gorn dahn the plug
The poor little thing was so skinny and thin
He shoulda been bathed in a jug
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Wed 30 May 2012, 16:37,
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The youngest of ten, a poor little mite
The mother was fat and the bidet was fin
T'was nawt but a skellington wrapped up in skin
The mother turned round for the soap from the rack
She weren't gone a minute, but when she got back
Her bidet had gone, and in anguish she cried
"Oh, where is my bidet?", and the angels replied
Your bidet has gorn dahn the plug'ole
Your bidet has gorn dahn the plug
The poor little thing was so skinny and thin
He shoulda been bathed in a jug
(riverghost) Oh hey, we're closing up but there's a pub across the road!
(turns to girl he's trying to sleep with) but you can stay!
(girl)nah, i'm going to the pub with everyone else
(riverghost) WELL WE'RE CLOSED NOW
*goes back to play wow and strop on b3ta*
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Wed 30 May 2012, 15:40,
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(girl)nah, i'm going to the pub with everyone else
(riverghost) WELL WE'RE CLOSED NOW
*goes back to play wow and strop on b3ta*
I still think that "Draw what you think other b3tans look like" should be the compo one week
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Wed 30 May 2012, 15:40,
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feel free to do so
there's even pictures of me in my profile
HAHAHAHAH
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Wed 30 May 2012, 18:18,
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HAHAHAHAH
Forsooth,
whither art thy watery perambulations bound, oh drippy spectre?
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Wed 30 May 2012, 15:59,
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I've spent literally seconds minutes hours days weeks years my entire life perfecting it
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Wed 30 May 2012, 15:40,
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Probably the world's most soul-destroying job: teaching Photoshop to a class of mayflies
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Wed 30 May 2012, 15:44,
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Activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result.
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Wed 30 May 2012, 15:50,
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