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[challenge entry] Ron Jeremy's Salami Test Taste Lab
(Alligator, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:43, archived)
# I'd delete the two below this one,
and add them as individual replies to this one if I were you.
3 straight posts mean you knock 3 posts off the bottom of the board...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:02, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:08, archived)
# Rules are rules,
without rules the place will descend into anarchy. ANARCHY!
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:50, archived)
# Oh wait, you're being serious
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:09, archived)
# let's see an image again =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:29, archived)
# oldb3talolz
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:14, archived)
# Remember the old days?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:38, archived)
# good times
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 14:44, archived)
# Maybe he should post it on /talk
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha
They've probably been there since last week
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
It's mad how things have changed on here.
*prays for newsletter tomorrow*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:41, archived)
# me likes the truck logo
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Making the Sausage
(Alligator, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:41, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:34, archived)
# yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Meat Tenderizer
(Alligator, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:40, archived)
# Yes?
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, have a wizened old pea.
have a wizened old pea. have a wizened old pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha
Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:07, archived)
# oh haha and ewwwwwwwwwwwww
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha.
Mentale!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:39, archived)
# Love it!
(Porcupine, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:08, archived)
# Ha ha!
gross....
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 6:11, archived)
# nice gum disease
who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:58, archived)
# There's a bit of Melanie Griffith in there and a bit of Meg Ryan.
Both pre-lip injection, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:27, archived)
# She's just been theta audited...
...and she's clear!

though somewhat poorer
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:18, archived)
# Love that Joker!
(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:03, archived)
# hi sundae
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] And there I thought it was just metaphorical...


Apologies in advance for post-and-run but not made anything in ages and now I have to go out.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:59, archived)
# i'd click and say i like this
but i have to go out too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:00, archived)
# This is me being out and not replying to your reply that you didn't make because you were out.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:02, archived)
# this would have amused me but I feel the strangest urge for restrooming
EDiT and click, of course
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:48, archived)
# this is me not replying to your reply, replying to my reply
in a timely fasion because i was out
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 5:33, archived)
# Argh!
I've eaten many of those. Far too many. They were good though, so that's al-right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:02, archived)
# Mmmm
I was told as a kid they were Elephant legs, to this day I have not eaten one.
Noon Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:14, archived)
# This is why you never see elephants in kebab shops.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:10, archived)
# I bet it was suffering from old age and pachydermia anyway
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:11, archived)
# I'm back! What did I miss?
(well, first the earth cooled...)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


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(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:59, archived)
# haha
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldn't eat a frogs leg.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:38, archived)
# It's not just the legs
It's Toad in the whole!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty/Don't get the in joke/Jumping on the bandwagon anyway/I found this


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(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:20, archived)
# ha ha
click
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:03, archived)
# Not sure if that's shit or brilliant...
shilliant?

Have a click - I like it
:-D
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I always wondered where we got them from...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:36, archived)
# MMmm
Brain food
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:35, archived)
# Wouldn't touch the stuff as a kid, for this reason.
(Porcupine, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] *Bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:14, archived)
# Haha, have this pea


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(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] and this...


*edit* removed original large size one, was posted from mobile...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:37, archived)
# ha ha!
i convinced my son that raisins were spiders that have had their legs pulled off
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:49, archived)
# HA HA HA!
I convinced my son that his puppy would die if he ever lied to me
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:14, archived)
# excellent parenting!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:23, archived)
# pfft
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:06, archived)
# urgh and click
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:10, archived)
# :D
I'm waiting for Afinkiwans marmite/dogbin post
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:44, archived)
# I like marmite
and I am completely ok with this being the source of the brown goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I dunno


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(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:24, archived)
# Haha, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:54, archived)
# super
and no wonder the toys are so shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:01, archived)
# Ha!
Rather good! In a similar vein, have you seen this art bloke who gave caddis moth larvae gold leaf and stuff instead of sticks and rocks to make their little mobile sack-houses? i.gyazo.com/73885d5321179405c7f03d4b2945b513.png
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:47, archived)
# love it!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:50, archived)
# Episode 7 promo photos are out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:54, archived)
# Shameless plug
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:01, archived)
# That's not actually a plug, is it?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:09, archived)
# This is B3ta so
peculiar shaped buttplug?
(emptyspace, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:40, archived)
# The prostate tickler?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:57, archived)
# "oh my!"
(emptyspace, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:58, archived)
# Not as bad as I was expecting, at least Lucas is gone, etc.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:36, archived)
# Wow
These are just the picture hooks I was looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew it


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(Tiny Blindfolded Horse Kitten sound car horns would end road rage, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:49, archived)
# *chugs entire bottle*
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:31, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HOW FOOD IS MADE 2

This week we want you to show us how food is made.
Reveal the secrets the food companies keep that shape our favourite foods from the field to the factory and in to our tums.
Suggested by dolphinwhisperer
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:37, archived)
# thank gawd for that
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:37, archived)
# Morning fellow lunatics - help us choose the next Question of the Week
You know the drill: Every week we pose a question, the best/funniest answers make it into the news letter.

Against your will: "An ancient aunt once tried to kidnap me and leave me on an island after lying about the last ferry. Ever been forced to do something good or bad?"

Recycling: "After being tasked with destroying the data on some hard drives, we now have some lovely shiny coasters" Tell us about epic or failed recycling efforts. "Question of the week" does not a funny answer make.

Redundant: "I met a bloke who was a pro basketball player till two years ago when he was forced to retire". At what point did you realise you simply weren't needed any more? "The bloke who does question of the week" does not a funny answer make.






Don't like the suggestions? Leave your ideas HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:18, archived)
# all of the above, rolled into one
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:21, archived)
# ...and then binned lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:20, archived)
# I like redundant, or indeed any kind of ant
This is just a taste of some of the humour you can expect should you choose this enticing category
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:30, archived)
# this is a strong argument
see also: ancient aunt, or indeed any kind of aunt
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:36, archived)
# How about repugn?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:28, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:40, archived)
# "...the best/funniest answers make it into the news letter"
which no longer exists.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 2:21, archived)
# tears in rain


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(flapbat chocolate cornflake mini bites 2 for 4 pounds, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:00, archived)
# Balloon Runner
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:25, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:27, archived)
# android app
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:26, archived)
# "All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Marty Feldman's eyes..." - Kim Carnes.


P.S. Spaz, innit?

virtuouspaganism.blogspot.co.uk/2013/06/all-boys-think-shes-spaz.html

Discuss...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:53, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:54, archived)
# ?!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:56, archived)
# !!??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:57, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 20:58, archived)
# Wow
Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:02, archived)
# great internetting
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:26, archived)
# Feldmeld.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 22:51, archived)
# mofaha'd
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 31 Jul 2014, 0:08, archived)
# That's very nice
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 22:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:04, archived)
# Noooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:06, archived)
# Cameron?
Cameroon?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:30, archived)
# Has he died?
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:29, archived)
# again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:34, archived)
# ha ha, i sing that when i hear this song
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 0:11, archived)
# 00Fuck returns with no vengeance
Sean Flannery liksches to schit and schtare.



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(Synix, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:39, archived)
# pssst
*that's freebase*
(Cakie So very tired..., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:44, archived)
#
Well that puns fubared.

Sean Freebasery doesn't have the same ring to it.
(Synix, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:46, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:15, archived)
# 00Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:50, archived)
#
Yeah that'll work.

Editing time
(Synix, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 18:51, archived)
# Fuck or Flan they're both worthy of FUCK! : )
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 30 Jul 2014, 21:11, archived)

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