final stages of the Rosetta mission take a turn for the worse
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 10:50,
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I read that like it was sung by Jar Jarhappy b3rthday
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 10:56,
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HA!I will have Jar Jar's vocal stylings of The Shamen in my head all morning now.
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:03,
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Boss Nass,Here we go again, rhythm eternal from a distant time.
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:42,
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hahah! excellent
watch out for Mynarks chewing on the power couplings!
(,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 10:52,
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watch out for Mynarks chewing on the power couplings!
Oh yeah, with whose eyes?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 13:16,
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You're very kindI obviously need to go and find some cake
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 10:51,
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what happened to the QT logo?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 11:22,
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THE FUCKLIFT HAS LANDEDalso I see T-REX with TITS
(
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 10:00,
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Ed gets a makeover to appeal to those young revolutionaries
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 8:19,
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Thats Antor Dec, one of them
( harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:53,
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total recall gets remade yet again drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 9:23,
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still ain't seen zardoz drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 9:26,
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One of its finest scenesDopey the Frog.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 9:30,
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Armando Ianucci trying on a wig... joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:43,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTEClimate change - Swap the weather in famous scenes eg "Singing in the Snow"
Lifts - ALL the uppy-downy things, hotel lifts, weightlifts, shoe lifts and even fucklifts
Christmas diseases - Band Aid are doing it again for Ebola, re-do other Christmas stuff with diseases in mind.
Poorly pop stars - What if all popstars sung about diseases and hospitals rather than sex and nightclubs?
(Lifts - ALL the uppy-downy things, hotel lifts, weightlifts, shoe lifts and even fucklifts
Christmas diseases - Band Aid are doing it again for Ebola, re-do other Christmas stuff with diseases in mind.
Poorly pop stars - What if all popstars sung about diseases and hospitals rather than sex and nightclubs?
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 8:00,
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Christmas deseases definitely !
(
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 9:00,
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Wait, is that a vote for or against lifts...?
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 13:30,
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Option 1 for me pleaseWe can fucklift our own bandwagons, thankyouverymuch
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 9:59,
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tinsilitis... hahaha!but seriously, climate change.
(
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 10:38,
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mwa-ha-ha-ha!*grabs closest thing and strokes it menacingly*
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 13:05,
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You can let go of my nose now mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 15:53,
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it was colder than i thought it'd be.sorry.
( Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 16:38,
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Christmas.Anything but option one. This place is fucking disintegrating.
(,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 12:01,
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Climate!Save the Christmas one for... well, for Christmas.
(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 13:24,
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christmas diseases Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 14:49,
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Arf!I was hoping the proto-ape-thingy in 2nd pic was about to start playing the drums...
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 3:20,
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"In space, where nobody dares to go, the shuttle we came to know, they call it Xanaduuuuu-uuu-uuuuuu...." Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 8:56,
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FTW...and not in a Mornington Crescent kind of way either.
( 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 0:05,
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YOU MANIAC
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 0:18,
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LookAre we or are we not on the planet of the FUCKLIFTS? I'm confused
(
Frogbeat,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 0:33,
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Now we return to beyond and beneath the conquest and escape at dawn and rise from the planet of the FUCKLIFTS!
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 1:01,
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UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 1:05,
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I LOVE YOU, FUCKLIFT ZAIUS!
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 2:23,
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This is the best Planet of the FUCKLIFT picture I have ever seen hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 9:52,
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happy b3taday pedro!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 22:56,
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He really let himself go since his first Front Page.......O__O
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:04,
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why does that dog remind me of prince charles? Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:17,
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I I I I I I I I I JUST DONT KNOW!UMMMM,, THANKS?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:49,
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10 MORE MINUTES OF BASKING IN BIRTHDAY LUXURY PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:50,
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You might not know me Pedro but I wish you from the bottomest of my heartA lovely candle day
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:58,
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THANKS! I KNOW WHO YOU AREI KNOW EVERYONE HERE, MORESO THAN YOU MIGHT LIKE
MUHAHAHAHAAAAAA
(MUHAHAHAHAAAAAA
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 0:06,
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HEY, WHERED MY FUCKING CANDLES GO??!? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 0:06,
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Bindun?...and probably better too.
( 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 22:34,
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Yeah, there's a stop with that name.I still don't understand the joke.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 22:42,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Big Mistakes"){kind=small}
HEY, PEDRO!! I SPENT YEARS CRAFTING THIS BY HAND FOR YOU...
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 22:19,
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yay! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 22:59,
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Good times, bad timesyou know I've had my share.
( CharlesDexterWard no rush eh,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 20:46,
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hahahaha Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:00,
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think what children they could make
(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 6:10,
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Ok, which B3tan has shopped the BBC home page?
They'll be fucklifts next.
DirtyArse,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:00,
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Andy Murray looks like a CG person from Virtua Tennisbut in trapped in real life.
( gaijintendo Regular Member,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:16,
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HahaReally, there is no need to shop a Flan and Freebase head on these. They are already there in the collective minds of the TR00 and KVLT b3tard (m/f).
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:20,
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This could only be more exhilarating if they wore short white skirts mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:52,
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hahaha wow:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:29,
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Fuck me that's well over 400k !!!!!!!!! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:50,
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memes are more important than jokes are more important than filesizes drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:51,
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Those 13k could have fed a small family of blind refugee shrews.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:06,
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wonderful Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:01,
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I heard the bandwagon was rolling through these parts. Have a frocklift.
Is that Hulk Hogan?
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:48,
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You were misinformed, soz mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:17,
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FineI'll just fuck off to whichever two horse town I'm from then.
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:22,
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You're forgiven.There appear to be a lot of froklifting jobs out there...I might have to consider a change of vocation.
(
Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 0:35,
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can you make it so that the fork stays still and Clarkson is thrown up and down?
(
An Egg ,D,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 18:11,
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As a black woman, I find this repulsive. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:24,
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This is almost intimidatingly ornate.
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:40,
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Don't be a black woman then.Happy candles Pedro.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:37,
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that looks like a FUN party!!! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:46,
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The dogs have been spiked with KatamineXD
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:53,
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EPIC!I REALLY NEED TO KILL MY CAPSLOCK, BUT I CANNNOT BE BOTHERED
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 23:58,
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Happy b3tadayHavent had time to make a FL let alone a birthday picture
( Frogbeat,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:21,
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hahahaha :D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 12 Nov 2014, 1:04,
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Proof that (somewath) creationists are RIGHT (also.. fuck this fucklift bandwagon)(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:07, archived)
make more sense, little engine Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:34,
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.See the Left side? that's not a creationist :(
( BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:40,
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creationist rationale:state your beliefs as loudly as possible, speaking over everyone else. when challenged, stick fingers firmly in ears and say "lalala, i'm not listening" until other party gives up and leaves, then claim that you've won.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 16:47,
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That sounds like a conversation with my IRL girlfriend PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:25,
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What girlfriend?
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:39,
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That Pedro, such an imagination!
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 21:42,
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.......................................All I can say is,"Thank God for FUCKLIFTS!"
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 17:42,
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This is how all beer should be delivered. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:44,
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they get the job done, just in time for the Pedro Sized Monkey Beer delivery
(
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:46,
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What?That better not be a woman monkey!
By those nipples sticking up she knows she should be more respectable
(By those nipples sticking up she knows she should be more respectable
hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:09,
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I think your "proof" is somehow fabricated with the help of image manipulating softwareor should I say, someowh
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:31,
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Tiny knob as always, mean old god. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:46,
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the FUCKwain, a classic Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:21,
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The power of fucklift compels you!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:31,
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Your mother lifts fucks in hell! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:32,
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Thank you for the mercy fucklift
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 20:40,
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Very, Very Good!
Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 17:24,
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Great Fucklifts in History IX: The Prissy Years mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:31,
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Seamslift :DReach truck mocks the forklift's pathetic reach and poor stability.
(to scale)
(,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:38,
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(to scale)
What the FUCK is going on!!!FL on FP?! Mods r my heroz
( Frogbeat,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:13,
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*coff*queenonfucklift*coff**coff*modssuk*coff*
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:26,
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long fucklift is loooooooooongBut is it as long as longcat?
( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:03,
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This doesn't get annoying to scroll past every FUCKLIFT refreshDo it again!
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 17:36,
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Much needed emergency fluff. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:26,
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Hello new person. Please read our Fucklifts FAQ. Cheers.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 19:34,
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This picture keeps getting better the longer I look at it mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:40,
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Thanks! XDSeams take me 10 times longer than normal shops weirdly
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:50,
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FUCKLIFT HeavenI've actually been dreaming about 'em
*truFUCKLIFTfax
(*truFUCKLIFTfax
hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:17,
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sounds like a marble being dropped on a concrete floor PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:55,
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awww, squeee! ~.~;; PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 18:29,
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Happy b3taday!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:55,
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Are marble penii considered SFW nowadays?my ex-boss disagrees
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:16,
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"A little lower.....................lower....LOWER..."
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:47,
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well done!nobody posts a fucking thing for 3 solid days, and then you have to top-post my special celebratory post
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:32,
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nobody posts?I assume you'd got atomic and Frogbeat on ignore :D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 12:44,
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well, I did see a picture of a forklift that you did the other day....seemed a bit hatstand, but meh
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:01,
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Happy!!!!!!!!!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:14,
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Cheers fellaWhere can we get that kids book you illustrated?
( Q4nobody,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:06,
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i like how you made him look like Jimmy Saville with a gold chin
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:09,
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My middle child loves LegoI make these while playing Lego with him. I made some grinning teeth, then built the rest around it?
( Q4nobody,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:01,
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is that a question?this isn't Jeopardy, dude
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:06,
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The man has a FUCKLIFT on the FP. Show some respect.Ungrateful Bastard.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:09,
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Love it :DWell I will love anything you do now you FL FP hero you
( Frogbeat,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:14,
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That's a beauty. I hope you've sent a photo of it to him...
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Tue 11 Nov 2014, 15:53,
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