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# Dacid CAMRAn
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:33, archived)
# i'm still waiting for someone to do "CAM IS GREEDO"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:11, archived)
# GO GO GADGET COCKWAGON!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:13, archived)
# 50 miles per cc!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:20, archived)
# Creamy

(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 17:00, archived)
# that is so wrong
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 17:01, archived)
# Eww
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 17:33, archived)
# Hahaha fuck yeah

(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 18:00, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 18:26, archived)
# Classic CDC
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 18:33, archived)
#



(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 19:33, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 21:15, archived)
# welp
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 22:32, archived)
# ME BALLS ARE GONNA BLOW!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 22:55, archived)
# ...

./edit, ...scrolls down board..... face palms.. gets coat... leaves
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:36, archived)
# Not sure about the whole facepalming/coat/leaving thing - I think it's rather good.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:00, archived)
#
thanks barry, probably just my low mood that edit...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:41, archived)
# i hear he's bought shares in the soylent company
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:22, archived)
#
..also misses D.R and Quinch... those were the days
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 17:11, archived)
# Mind the oranges, Marlon!
I never understood this at the time, but yeah, they were great.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 18:07, archived)
# S'RIGHT!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 19:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 17:38, archived)
# A very underrated publication.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 20:53, archived)
# Quick and creamy...


(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:59, archived)
# Haha! It wasn't a person though.
It was a trained primate.
A meringue outan.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:10, archived)
# Don't put your finger in the pie, Guy!
The meringue utan won't like it!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:05, archived)
# aww hell naw!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:16, archived)
# *votes for better flan*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:18, archived)
# no matter who wins....


(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:43, archived)
# Is it just me or rather than these manifestos actually articulating the mindset and vision of the two parties in question, has someone just shuffled a pack of bland, populist policy statements and arbitrarily dealt them out between them?
They make no sense.

Sorry, marginally serious thought crossed my mind for a moment. Back to custart pies and kittens now I promise.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:43, archived)
# It's just the traditional pre-election bribes and false promises
Not sure if anyone really expects the beloved leaders to actually honour the offers...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:48, archived)
# tories are claiming to be the party of the average working man
i'd be amused if i wasn't insulted.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:56, archived)
# I'm sure incredibly rich, elitist, upper-class-twit people work at least some of the time and there must be an average of them somewhere
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:04, archived)
# chelsea, perhaps?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:18, archived)
# What about us deranged cripples eh?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:34, archived)
# i'm sure they'll find a solution
possibly a final one.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:48, archived)
# 'joins Welsh Taliban'
'retreats to cave'
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:14, archived)
# there's lovely
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:18, archived)
# *declares the Wirral a DMZ*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:49, archived)
# pretty sure someone beat you to it
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:57, archived)
# 'turns off water'
(used to live on the Wirral)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:58, archived)
# {:-)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:56, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 17:22, archived)
# ace!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 17:34, archived)
# The Phantom Menace!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:46, archived)
# is he unzipping himself ?
Miliband the custard fetishist
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:49, archived)
# I think they're called 'sploshers'
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha that's amazing!
"A better flan for a batter furore"
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:05, archived)
# Uncanny!


(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:20, archived)
# i dont even know who these fuckers are, but I lolled
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:23, archived)
# DON'T BE LIE
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:52, archived)
# Arf!
This has "going viral on social media" written in tiny, invisible letters all over it.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:32, archived)
# I can only see the word 'OBEY' written all over it
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:38, archived)
# I do hope so...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:14, archived)
# Pffft
clix
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:48, archived)
# Very Good Q4
*clicks* :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:56, archived)
# Superb Q!!!
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:01, archived)
# I Never knew Farrago was in a
Pet Shop Boys video
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:58, archived)
# have to stop sipping tea while reading b3ta
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:09, archived)
# no. just no.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:19, archived)
# This made me have a cow.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 17:38, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCKING HELL CUNT FLAPS IS THIS?!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 18:01, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 21:17, archived)
# hahahaha hahahah haha
Nice :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 22:22, archived)
# *gulp*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 23:02, archived)
# We'd rather have Homerule.
(, Wed 15 Apr 2015, 12:07, archived)
# {:-D
Especially the middle one.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:06, archived)
# nice!
bit unfair to homer, though
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:12, archived)
# brilliant!
Good spot
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:15, archived)
# Am I doing this right ?



(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:48, archived)
# I assume so
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 21:14, archived)
# Actual lol
He'll be giving Steve McDonald a run for his money next.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:25, archived)
# Brill Q
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 21:20, archived)
# A Good Life for all you say?




(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:03, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:18, archived)
# HAHAHA
Excellent work!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:18, archived)
# In your face Cameron. Game of Thrones, Season 5, on Blu-Ray!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:30, archived)
# Top job!!!
:D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:01, archived)
#

(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:47, archived)
# The Human Centipede gone wrong
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:51, archived)
# but ho....
....meh, ne'mind
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:55, archived)
# Oooh shit! o_O
poor kids
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:22, archived)
# Milliband of Brothers
(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry]



(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:13, archived)
# "You're....................wet."
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:14, archived)
# nicely
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:16, archived)
# Ta. Think I may redo this one from home where I can actually install the proper font.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:31, archived)
# Britney as Riffraff?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:40, archived)
# Madonna as Frank-n-Furter?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:37, archived)
# Maggie Thatcher
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:40, archived)
#
Frank-n-Furter Dr Scott
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 23:22, archived)
# haha
can't help saying 'Pation' in his voice
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:35, archived)
# ^that
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha yes!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:30, archived)
# I'd have been so much better off if I'd seen that film ten years ago.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 22:59, archived)
# barryheadwound you are my hero
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 23:20, archived)
# I don't care if it's bindun to death, it had to escape my simple human mind.
Shit
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:06, archived)
# culturalols
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:08, archived)
#
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#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:24, archived)
# DAMN YOU, DISCOMEATS!!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:03, archived)
# "A-ha!"
*twirls moustache in a dastardly manner*

"A-ha!"

*escapes in an airship in a dastardly manner*

"Be seeing you at the 80's Norwegian Pop Appreciation Society!"

(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:31, archived)
# Not if I see you first! *Has last laugh*
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 20:26, archived)
# :o
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 23:09, archived)
# Yay for shit jokes.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:26, archived)
# middle one looks like every teenage selfie ever
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:01, archived)
# Tidying up, ain't nobody got time for that.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:33, archived)
# haha, football version
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:24, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:28, archived)
# The Brittas Empire was brilliant.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 22:26, archived)
# duckfatiest
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:54, archived)
# Ducks have exploding peni.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] It's not easy being green
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:32, archived)
# hahaha
men are bastards
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:41, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:09, archived)
# Hahahaha,
That's a good 'un.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:49, archived)
# I'm
interrupting my lurkage to say this deserves so much more kudos than it's currently got. Woo!


(Do we still say woo, or am I showing my age?)
(, Thu 16 Apr 2015, 2:50, archived)
# got bored. drew this.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:55, archived)
# walrus man! you've mellowed somewhat
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:03, archived)
# Nice
reminds me of Monkeehub?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:06, archived)
# just checked it out
I can see the similarity, i'm in good company there.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:11, archived)
# the Ghost of Christmas Futurama
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:14, archived)
# i don't fancy the chances of the stunt bike driver...
he's gotta do some fancy landing
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:17, archived)
# something like that, yes.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:21, archived)
# I would pay to see that movie
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:09, archived)
# i'd need funding for catering.
maybe £6000? or is that too much? I was planning on pringles AND scotch eggs...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:17, archived)
# Did Wiltshire Council put you on hold again?
I drew a perfect copy of the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel last time that happened to me...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:11, archived)
# no, i'm not on hold, see
i'm just in a queue, only 6 more people then it's me, it's fine...
really.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 12:16, archived)
# Noice!
:)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:01, archived)
#

(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:45, archived)
# haha you loon!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:50, archived)
# haha, once you pop . . .
Have a Bungle Bee!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:15, archived)
# \o/ lovely
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 17:03, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:25, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:31, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:47, archived)
# :0

(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:03, archived)
# who ordered the pepperoni?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 5:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 6:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 6:16, archived)
# I'm not up to date on these popular beat combos
but they certainly seem to have rhythm
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 7:28, archived)
# The new Doctor Whoms are fucking shit
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:36, archived)
# You spelt "Whose" wrong.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:42, archived)
# spring fashion or b3ta bash?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha
that'll learn 'im
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 7:26, archived)
# personally, I think it's insulting to people who eat pizza and have penises
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:01, archived)
# on a lighter subject, aint peers moron doing a grand job on good morning britain. what a fucking twat.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 8:28, archived)
# his 'somewhere in my heart' cover was definitely better
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 9:31, archived)
# Ouch!
Smells more like double anchovies?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:28, archived)
# sick
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 13:05, archived)
# meat pie
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:55, archived)
#

(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 3:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 3:18, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 6:58, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 7:27, archived)
# not worth a reply
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:52, archived)
# b-b-but you just...
GAH!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 15:18, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 3:21, archived)
# how fucking dare you
that piss is barely tepid
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 3:51, archived)
# 98.6 f
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 4:03, archived)
# What program do you make these with again?
very smooth
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 10:35, archived)
# OE-Cake!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:14, archived)
# cheers :D
I'll go give it a try
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 11:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 3:24, archived)
# OH MEAT TEARS NO!!
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 3:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 6:58, archived)
# Bad To The Bone
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 14:49, archived)
# Evidence of liquid water you say?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 1:26, archived)
# Ha, like you've never chewed on a bag
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 1:29, archived)
# Low Punnage Warning...




(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 0:07, archived)
# ONLY TWO THINGS IN LIFE ARE CERTAIN....DARTH AND TAXES.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 22:26, archived)
# FUCK YOUS THEN...
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:08, archived)
# jabberwocky
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:14, archived)
# BRILLIG!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:19, archived)
# zarjaz
Thrigg, Splundig Vur
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:17, archived)
# SCROTNIG!!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:20, archived)
# happy belated candles
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:21, archived)
# well, shit
I fucking missed it :D

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:23, archived)
# Please accept this virtual pint...
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:26, archived)
# cheers!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:37, archived)
# BRAGG APPROVED!!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:44, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 2:05, archived)
# I LIKE YOU
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 2:31, archived)
# I KNOW PEDRO, I KNOW
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 4:52, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:12, archived)
# GET AWAY FROM MY QUAIL
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:20, archived)
# ahh Fresh content!
and well done, too!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:42, archived)
# It will keep the board ticking over.
{;-)
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:39, archived)
# Corgeagle-y.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 21:51, archived)
# Aww, cute, but however does he hold his sit-down gun?
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 22:55, archived)
# Alaska
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:55, archived)
# Tobago? Err......that's not right...
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 0:15, archived)
# A huge improvement.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:40, archived)
# milked?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 2:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Often.
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Your mother sucks NOTs in hell...


(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 16:46, archived)
# You must be evil or demented
but not both.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 17:34, archived)
# It's a gate to hell!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:27, archived)
# This compo sucks.
Imjustsayin.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:29, archived)
# ^^^^
And next week's won't be much better.
Not saying the vote is rigged or anything, but it's going to be Geograph. Because we're all about 'what will get shared the widest on social media' these days.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:35, archived)
# really?
how is the vote rigged when you can count up who votes for what yourself?
Perhaps social media merely reflects what people want. Now there's a depressing thought.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:30, archived)
# Pedro
That's all I'm sayin'
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:49, archived)
# I'm PedroHin and so are my five 'comedy' accounts
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:40, archived)
# ???????????????????????????????????
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:45, archived)
# comedy accounts are shit and for cunts
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:48, archived)
# OMG!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:58, archived)
# oh Pedro
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 2:09, archived)
#

(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:45, archived)
# *votes hoffman and williams*
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:39, archived)
# hmmmm, quite
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:26, archived)
# Toap would be right up your street I thought
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:56, archived)
# CAKE is the new FL
I promise I will have another go this evening ;)
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:59, archived)
# Is this yours? :-P
And the meaning for this is...
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:07, archived)
# of course it is
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:14, archived)
# Right give me a few hours!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:31, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:46, archived)
# ewww :)
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 20:58, archived)
# MEAT TEARS ARE YOU OK HON?
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 2:06, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 18:52, archived)
# that cat actually looks really creepy.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:44, archived)
# Is it the twitching tail?
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 19:46, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 23:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 0:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Mexist
(, Tue 14 Apr 2015, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Once in every lifetime...
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 16:10, archived)
# lacist...reave Criff arone
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 16:19, archived)
# I've got lucky lips.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2015, 16:24, archived)

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