Enjoyed the pachyderm theme of this year's World's Strongest Man
monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 22:18,
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bad santa? trading places, coming to america and i don't knowmerry new yearmess toasty!
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sock more tea vicar?,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 18:56,
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I would guess all Trading Places!Please to help me with my rucksack?
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Frogbeat,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 18:57,
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hmm could be, i don't remember it that wellit was all a blur after jlc got her baps out
( sock more tea vicar?,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 19:00,
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I have bubble gum!no wait...
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 20:23,
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Famous? Did I get something in the new years honours list?
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 21:17,
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Ozzy signed a contract. He has a few years left.
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 18:23,
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bollocks he's been dead for 25 years
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 18:39,
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I didn't say he was alive. Just has a few years left. Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 19:32,
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I knew I'd seen Eric Trump somewhere before....
"He has the look of an SS Officer about to go mad...."
HSDriver was probably still at work on,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 17:13,
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That's Reich! I really love his Tiger Tank feet©.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Mon 2 Jan 2017, 21:47,
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Put this in for the compo.It is feasible this will happen in 2017.
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Mon 2 Jan 2017, 23:18,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: 2017 Predictions"){kind=small}
predictions on candlesday.
Click for bigger (236 kb)
Really hope not tempting fate
I don't see Trump in there..or is that just too obvious?
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 16:07,
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On the one hand, it goes without sayingOn the other, is Mike Pence.
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Sun 1 Jan 2017, 16:21,
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Pence is probably more dangerous than TrumpPence knows what he's doing.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 17:26,
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Exactly, a comedy racist mysoginist is less dangerous than an actual one. It makes me sad that we have to agree with that.
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Sun 1 Jan 2017, 19:53,
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Fucking hell.Dead nuts on. Trump is a racist mysoginistic kook. Pence is a racist kook that thinks he's doing his god's work...but his mysoginism involves putting women in hoop skirts and keeping them pregnant.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Mon 2 Jan 2017, 16:03,
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Honestly, the list on both sides could have gone on forever, for example today i watched The Sting, and realised I'd forgotten about Sting in the "probably should" category.
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Sun 1 Jan 2017, 19:55,
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not morgan freeman or una stubbs, please Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 17:10,
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Borrowed time, past sins, and ive never forgiven her for her 1994 set at the Reading Festival.
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Mon 2 Jan 2017, 10:10,
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1994?Calm down grandad, alzheimers will take care of that for you soon enough.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 2 Jan 2017, 16:23,
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hello /board! Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 14:14,
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i'm still not sure i did Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 14:38,
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Any volunteers to check Smashy's femoral pulse? Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 15:04,
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You too Toasty
and a happy new year to anyone who still has a crotch
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 12:34,
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couldn't have put it better myself
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 12:37,
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I like the way the guy on the right it demonstrating the girth for the benefit of the powder-dropping guy PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 23:39,
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spunky little chap!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 15:38,
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TO ONE AND ALL, YOU LOVELY B3TA B3TARDS!!
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 18:12,
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You look good with a perm PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 23:38,
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'so out of touch utterly fails at reference'
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 3:23,
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{:-) I'm virtually a hermit. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 19:13,
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A happy new year message from E.T.
I am a bit pissed.
Smallbrainfield,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 1:17,
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Haha I feel like he looks. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 1:41,
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Crosseyed and painless, like a freshly-robbed boulanger
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 1:50,
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What, even when the 'shrooms wear off? FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 3:25,
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funnier than it ought to be FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 3:22,
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fictional kiddie fingering is okay, I think mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 12:36,
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Should Old Acquaintance be forgot etc etc...
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 20:27,
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yeah here's to 52 more image challenges
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 20:30,
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Oh yes, b3ta,...You will DIE!!!Ha Ha Ha!!!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 21:05,
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"That's much too vulgar a display of power, Karras".Happy New One, or something, you complete set of b3trds!!
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 23:01,
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8DIn vaguely related news - either I went momentarily deaf or there was no Bowie at the London fireworks.
Tsk.
(Tsk.
Captain Howdy,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 0:26,
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Happy New Yearfrom the living room floor, people with fireworks are frankly just taking the piss at this point.
( Smallbrainfield,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 0:27,
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YAY, Happy New Year! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 2:32,
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this is making me feel unsafe in ladyparts for some reason Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 15:44,
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by the time i finished with him, he'd be eating his pipe Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 16:10,
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Many have triedfew are flexible enough.
/Bill Hicks
(/Bill Hicks
FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 16:30,
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i'm double jointed Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 16:34,
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Needs more Henry
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The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 14:14,
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My prediction for 2017...
Just kidding.
:D
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Here's a link to the real stats: www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 17:29,
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It's going to be the best year ever! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 17:47,
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Oh hai!HNYTYTT
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 17:48,
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You'll now be on the real stats board next refresh 8D hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 17:54,
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dammit! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 18:31,
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I'm here!But now I'm going.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 17:51,
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Hallo ivesb! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 18:29,
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Some day...we would still get some spam sites coming here
shouts of 'Sneakers!' echoing through empty threads
(,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 18:05,
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shouts of 'Sneakers!' echoing through empty threads
Gott nytt år! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 18:32,
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*unignores*Hi, I've been here the whole time! :D :D
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 18:44,
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Oh Pedro! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 18:50,
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b3ta butter on its back Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 19:05,
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moley!more jeremy the annoying horse please
edit - fuck, happy new year!
(edit - fuck, happy new year!
sock more tea vicar?,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 19:21,
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I was top of that for a while in about 2006regularly posting over 1000 messages
tragic, really
(tragic, really
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 19:37,
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Yeah me too!Hi micto.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 22:20,
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Why, Sir, with this image you are really tickling us!AND MAKING ME FEEL OLD.
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 20:21,
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Some of us are just not creative any more gaijintendo Regular Member,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 20:59,
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Ascii Art is all the rage right now PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 21:09,
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It requires a lot of character thoughSo that's me out.
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An Egg ,D,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 21:21,
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I didn't even know it was a thingI'm so on it!
*Immediately forgets about it*
(*Immediately forgets about it*
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 21:17,
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Haha what a twat!(not you, him)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 21:45,
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Separate boards for everyone \o/ mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 22:28,
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the magnificent wonder of safe spaces
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 3:17,
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.it has been emotional
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 1:58,
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fuck i have been on this website for 12 years
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 1:59,
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watch out for the quiet onesif they are in fact there, it's hard to tell.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 5:12,
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yeah, like you're getting rid of me any time soon Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 15:42,
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Still here but only lurking these daysHave no creativeness whatsoever anymore (if I ever did)
( wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 15:59,
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number 9...number 9...number 9.......financial imbalance...
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 18:12,
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Happy new year chap!Fuck me, I thought half of you ^^^^^ were dead, not unlike myself.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Sat 31 Dec 2016, 20:51,
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alright FWM Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Sun 1 Jan 2017, 16:08,
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it suits himdefinitely his colour
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:25,
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i'm betting a really shit d-lister will die tomorrowso everybody will think "that wasn't too bad", then a beloved performer will be discovered dead form stranglewank at 11.59p.m
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:15,
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Attenborough's gorilla mask asphyxiwank drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:17,
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don't even joke about attenborough! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:21,
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these two Attenboroughs go into a pub....
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:31,
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The barman says "Why the longevity?" drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:37,
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because awesomeness, that's why Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:42,
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David, obviouslyRichard had really fucking manky teeth
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:43,
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and they all sang "Planet Earth"
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:51,
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There'll probably be a spate of them, tomorrow, as the world's remaining celebrities try to snag that all-important last obituary of 2016.
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Captain Howdy,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 21:53,
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Unexpected celebrity 'Get Fit' DVD's are gonna be all the rage in 2017...
Original image came from Robert Llewellyn's Twitter feed:
www.twitter.com/bobbyllew/status/814466565857021952
He's just asking to be shopped!!!!
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spin my nipple nuts and send me to alaska! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 15:13,
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!He's such a nice and lovely guy....
Tubby cunt though!
He will probably see this and feel the need to diet now.... :(
Why can't we just let our celebs get fat and happy? I can't wait to knock one out over a 18 stone britney spears! It will alleviate all the guilt from the "hit me baby one more time" video.
(Tubby cunt though!
He will probably see this and feel the need to diet now.... :(
Why can't we just let our celebs get fat and happy? I can't wait to knock one out over a 18 stone britney spears! It will alleviate all the guilt from the "hit me baby one more time" video.
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 21:47,
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i work for Skyand it's already blocked on internal networks :(
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Thu 29 Dec 2016, 11:35,
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Short hair, likes a laugh, wears a white shirt sometimes? Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Thu 29 Dec 2016, 13:21,
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Can't stand May, Bin Laden for king, phwoar livestock in rubber eh, also I like the FrenchThere
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 29 Dec 2016, 11:39,
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New minimalist Altered Beast remake drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 29 Dec 2016, 11:56,
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hmmm that's four things...I'm seeing an image challenge vote right there.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 29 Dec 2016, 17:54,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTECan't stand May - show us why it's your least favourite month
Bin laden for king - show us all the things you'd fill a bin with, if you were offering it to a king
phwoar livestock in rubber eh - let's see your best pics of responsible safety clothing for sheep and cows
I like the French - time to photoshop everyone's favourite type of fries
(Bin laden for king - show us all the things you'd fill a bin with, if you were offering it to a king
phwoar livestock in rubber eh - let's see your best pics of responsible safety clothing for sheep and cows
I like the French - time to photoshop everyone's favourite type of fries
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 29 Dec 2016, 18:56,
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possible links to terrorism?i knew i shouldn't have bought uranium from dodgy ahmed!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 29 Dec 2016, 15:15,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - PREDICT 2017
Put on your fortune telling outfit, stir the tea leaves and gaze in to your crystal ball, we're predicting the hell (or heaven) we're about to enter.
Show us scenes from the next 12 months.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 29 Dec 2016, 8:42,
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Oh hi God I'm in the mood to donate but we still got shitmas icons
jusasyin
(jusasyin
hekim 66 ษสฦ๐ สษnโฒ uooW,
Fri 30 Dec 2016, 11:18,
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