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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BOOZE
Raise your glasses and say cheers to a week of booze fueled pictures and animations.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 14:06,
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Gotta catch 'em allclick
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 23:21,
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At least Boris is finally taking this shit seriously...
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 12:17,
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good as any time to pea this alt view of famous events
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 12:31,
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I remember that one (minus the shark)
inexpressible started a joke on,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 14:04,
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Bertje Koenders in da house
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 13:04,
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good idea but it's a bit offensive to shop their faces like that
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Thu 5 Jan 2017, 13:09,
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Now do the Simpsons.Pffft
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 21:45,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTEWeight change films - thinner or fatter film titles
Celebrity Art - mash up famous people and paintings
Booze - drink to a one word challenge
Dream home - design your perfect home or just fantasy up some existing ones
vote closes around lunchtime
(Celebrity Art - mash up famous people and paintings
Booze - drink to a one word challenge
Dream home - design your perfect home or just fantasy up some existing ones
vote closes around lunchtime
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 8:38,
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I didn't know Donald Trump had long hair once inexpressible started a joke on,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 11:21,
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'around lunchtime'is that 12? coz i have my lunch at 1.
sometimes it's as late as 1.30, but my boss goes for lunch at 11.30...
just trying to plan my day is all.
(sometimes it's as late as 1.30, but my boss goes for lunch at 11.30...
just trying to plan my day is all.
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 10:08,
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How long do you have for lunch? This is a vital piece of information.The French, for example, can have lunch hours that last three days.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 10:57,
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I WOULD have voted for booze but you've already decided. I will therefore piss myself in protest.At what, I don't know.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 14:15,
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Too bright, far too bloody cheerful, it is January you know.{;-)
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 21:51,
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What are your thoughts on the font? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 22:06,
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Hello, I'd like to place an order for a hippo pooping rainbows please mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 22:07,
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This is how rainbows are madeEvery time you see a rainbow, you must point it out to a child and say "A pooping hippo caused that."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 23:30,
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it's due to the chemtrails rising up from the poop FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 0:43,
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In other news, my pc is fucked
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 4:39,
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with donald trump as president, all pc is fucked
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 9:03,
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Lovely workReminds me of this, or is it Anneka in a heli-hippo?
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Q4nobody,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 12:22,
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NWOT real photo WednesdaySecrets Of The Titanic Sinking reveals it was caused by a giant goatse in one of her bulkheads
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Wed 4 Jan 2017, 14:56,
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Watched that. Interesting stuff, but went on far too long.They claimed that model of heat distortion matched the observations, when it clearly didn't as the whole programme was based on an observed distortion in the outer hull.
Most notably completely failed to explain why the flooding of just one more compartment should lead to catastrophic loss of whole vessel.
(Most notably completely failed to explain why the flooding of just one more compartment should lead to catastrophic loss of whole vessel.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 15:29,
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It was an inside jobCoal doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 17:09,
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Yeah, was odd. 'this mark going down the outside of the ship at a 45 degree angle'
'what do you think caused it?'
'this vertical bulkhead getting very hot'
O.... Kay.....
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Wed 4 Jan 2017, 18:45,
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'what do you think caused it?'
'this vertical bulkhead getting very hot'
O.... Kay.....
KAPOWW!Oops... never liked that coffee table anyway
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simbosan liked your link on,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 13:03,
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hahahaI don't like how that bar tender is staring at you as he slowly dries that glass?
( Q4nobody,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 12:26,
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I want some snow dammit!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 4:23,
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Just cover your yard with cocaine
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 5:09,
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I did. Then I came back inside and made that GIF PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 15:20,
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Same!And to show how far we are from an actual winter, our national broadcasting company is today doing a full Elfstedentocht coverage...of 4 January 1997! It was the last time it was held and they're acting like it's a live event, up to a 'live' covering on their website and social media on the all-day tv broadcast :(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 9:05,
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That country you've invented is very strange
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 20:58,
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It's a civilised country hence little 'news'. FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 21:23,
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My point is, if you're an inventor and you're inventing a country, at least make it a country where they can arrange a regular yearly Elfstedentocht mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 0:15,
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AT LEAST I DIDN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP!!! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 0:44,
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You're not wrong.As long as they keep it in Friesland.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 13:24,
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But I do appreciate how this race got very legendarynot only because of its length and heroism, but also because it is almost never held.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 13:25,
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This JIF is stressing me outAnd so is the thought of no doubt not getting any snow yet a-fucking-gain
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Frogbeat,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 14:43,
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I just found out we might get 2inch.... errr, I mean 5cm of snow overnight :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 15:19,
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2 inches is know as a JabberWank over here!I'm going to keep an eye on your weather and then laugh tomorrow when you just get rain!
( Frogbeat,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 15:24,
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It will certainly be too cold to rain.The weather forecasters do at least get the temperatures right.
If you want to play along
(If you want to play along
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 15:47,
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YOU'RE ON VERY THIN ICE, FROGMEAT.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 17:37,
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Wait, you live at an airport? mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 22:19,
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Are we still doing this, after all this time?Evidently, so. YAY!!!!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 1:26,
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There should be rules against going to the futureand screen capturing stuff to submit here.
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Wed 4 Jan 2017, 1:31,
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"So long, and thanks for all the fish"Top work!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 10:17,
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Nice one!I was going to do one of the graun myself but couldn't find the font.
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Wed 4 Jan 2017, 17:38,
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I don't find this unnerving at all. Not even a bit.
oh god I think I just did a sick in my throat
(oh god I think I just did a sick in my throat
unclepills,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 21:26,
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What I thought, but it's been kept immaculately chocolate free.
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id10ts WTF happened,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 1:25,
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I like stuff like this! You probably knew that.But you've also summoned dark forces, which could be bad :)
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 0:43,
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Good eye!!!! It's the color/texture
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 19:34,
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You are a lamphreyAICMFP
( MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 21:26,
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happy belated!not so sure Will Smith will pull off the UK accent though?
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Tue 3 Jan 2017, 21:17,
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That's not diverse enoughThe next Bond needs to be a wheelchair bound pansexual aromantic with tourettes.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 21:20,
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i.e. the original character design for "Ironside" Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 21:31,
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Without using swear words?Is that a record?
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 23:28,
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Haha, black people!! What crazy idea will film makers think of next, eh?
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 22:02,
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Because he's a popular middle-agedBritish film star who also does well in polls of who women fancy.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 22:51,
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if I wasn't on holiday, away from my PCThat silhouette would have a big white banana mouth and big round white eyes now
( simbosan liked your link on,
Wed 4 Jan 2017, 3:32,
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Happy belated b3taday!You must now sate the voracious appetites of B3tans by posting a pic.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 21:16,
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The Twitter Spam will be a bit different once Trump voters realise just how much he cares for them
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 15:12,
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God, it's fucking car-crash over there politically speaking.and Trump is a product of that.
What bothers me the most, is how utterly divisive it's got. I've given up using sites like Reddit, because just about any thread with a smattering of yanks is, just dissolves into Republicans and Democrats battering each other.
(What bothers me the most, is how utterly divisive it's got. I've given up using sites like Reddit, because just about any thread with a smattering of yanks is, just dissolves into Republicans and Democrats battering each other.
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 15:45,
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what bothers me the mostis that a petulant toddler, capable of being sent into apoplectic rage by a tweet, will soon be in control of not only the world's most powerful country, but nuclear launch codes.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 15:50,
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While a straight up criminal doesn't bother you at all. Complicit with media to foist her.
Trump was chosen to tear Republican party a new @sshole for failing to represent and to do as much damage to corrupted Democrat party and worse than worthless media. And it worked.
Be of good cheer. This is the necessary corrective.
And if you are British, it's flatly NOYFB
(Trump was chosen to tear Republican party a new @sshole for failing to represent and to do as much damage to corrupted Democrat party and worse than worthless media. And it worked.
Be of good cheer. This is the necessary corrective.
And if you are British, it's flatly NOYFB
kombu dashi,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 3:56,
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You know things are weird when you realise you can come back to b3ta and enjoy the calm.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 18:29,
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I think it's a product of the ready availability of confirmation biasing 'news' via t'internet. and it's not just the yanks; Brexit/ remain here, right v left across Europe, Sunni v Shia in Middle East etc etc
The only stable country without such dissent seems to be Russia. Mainly by arranging 'accidents' for minority dissenters!
(The only stable country without such dissent seems to be Russia. Mainly by arranging 'accidents' for minority dissenters!
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 20:55,
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ArfI do quite admire the complexity of the spam bots doing that.
Been tempted to write my own one to see if I can hijack their threads with I Love Horses links.
(Been tempted to write my own one to see if I can hijack their threads with I Love Horses links.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 16:01,
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For the love of God, do it. Please.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 16:31,
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i can think of a better onethe sodomy song from meet the feebles
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 16:47,
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Overdid it with the Champagne over New Years
Click for big.
How is everyone anyway? Haven't posted much recently, been too lazy to make 400k GIFs...
Sheep!,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 15:04,
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Good stuff as alwaysand better than it coming out the other end...
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 15:07,
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Um....... how do you think they got in there in the first place?
( Sheep!,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 15:11,
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Blimey Fella, your problem is you're not taking the foil off em first.BTW, are you aware how much of your stuff is floating round the backwaters of the internet as badly compressed gifs?
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 15:08,
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Oh yesVery aware. My GIFs are meant for sharing really, hence the watermarks so I'm ok with it. Only one that's starting to annoy me is this one. Apparently the ad is for hosting costs...
( Sheep!,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 15:11,
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Figured you'd be, I'm just perpetually surprised some of the weird places I find old B3ta stuff like yours!Edit: Oooooh that pizza things a bit cheeky and no mistake.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 15:13,
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You're seriously suggesting you can't pay the rent with a credit?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 16:26,
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i'm paying for a cruise with exposure Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 16:30,
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"SPOILING" a cruise. It's "spoiling".
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 16:35,
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shh! don't let the other passengers know! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 16:47,
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That's a lib.I'd boycot them if they made good pizza, but it's shite..
( war3n3xt < I'm with stupid,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 19:33,
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great!got my boiler fixed, had a letter telling me i don't have to pay t.v licence for over a year and got a mysterious bunch of lovely and expensive flowers!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 15:25,
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i'd love to know who they're off Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 16:54,
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Have you ingested all those bottles and absorbed only the liquid?Talk about an efficient organism
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Tue 3 Jan 2017, 16:31,
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Brilliant :D400k gifs are soooo 2016! You are 'alowed' more K now if you didn't know
( Frogbeat,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 17:04,
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What? Really?!*checks FAQ* well cover me in flour and bake me for 20 minutes! 1 whole megabyte! 2017 has started off rather well, hoorah
Ta for the info
(Ta for the info
Sheep!,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 17:11,
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Just think of the possibilities XDThis JIF is everywhere already... everywhere!
( Frogbeat,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 20:13,
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That's great, now do one with them coming out of more orifices.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 17:27,
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haven't seen you in ages! welcome back.
the flying box man cracked me up :)
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Tue 3 Jan 2017, 18:05,
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the flying box man cracked me up :)
ThanksHello. With this new 1mb GIF limit I'll try and post a little more often
( Sheep!,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 19:45,
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Yeah I was missing your stuff. Nice to see you back here!
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PooPants,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 20:32,
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Looks a bit taxing on the throat thereHello Sheep!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 19:51,
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Ah, the regurgitating ungulate himself!Lovely as always.
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 20:49,
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Champagne with Jean-Luc, episode 1: Ménage à champagne drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 21:50,
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Yay! Excellent to see you in these parts again and you can never overdo it with Champagne!Oh wait, yes you can :(
( Q4nobody,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 22:36,
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Pffft... clank... pffft... clank. Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Thu 5 Jan 2017, 1:28,
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Always in top formAlso sorry to hear about your condition
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 8 Jan 2017, 10:42,
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stop posting pictures of me on the internet! inexpressible started a joke on,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 14:09,
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He looks like he's in that slightly nervous statewhere he's wondering if he really should see a doctor about his pee turning pink again?
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 15:10,
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i dislike smurfscheerful little cunts that they are. i like this one, he looks like he's just woken up from a drug-fuelled fisting
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 15:27,
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Doozers got really weird towards the end of Fraggle Rock.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 16:27,
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did you know there are no corners in disneyland?i mean, not literally, just on the streets.
i'm guessing Walt didn't want hookers in the happiest place on earth?
(i'm guessing Walt didn't want hookers in the happiest place on earth?
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 10:33,
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I dunno, I kinda liked the whole separation of church and state thing mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 19:53,
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It wasn't me, Vlad -- YOU farted! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 3 Jan 2017, 0:21,
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That advert's link is long dead.BRING BACK PACT
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 2 Jan 2017, 14:30,
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WORST. GROTTO. EVER. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Jan 2017, 15:36,
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SundayImpressive lurking.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 2 Jan 2017, 3:52,
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177 to the boardnothing like the record - a month or so ago there was a 12 year old with about 4. That is lurking!
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tubaman,
Mon 2 Jan 2017, 6:15,
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New Oglaf is what makes sunday's great :)
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Mon 2 Jan 2017, 12:10,
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No one is home. Try again later.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Mon 2 Jan 2017, 3:25,
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It's OK, I'm not an Attention Whore!..........
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 2 Jan 2017, 4:52,
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