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# big ben's almost fixed...
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:03, archived)
# Is that clumsy bell replaced by a synth yet?
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 11:49, archived)
# beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep, beep-beep
-SNOOZE-
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:08, archived)
# Need some adverts
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:51, archived)
# Press and hold the top right and bottom right button
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:34, archived)
# i did that and it made it do this.
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:50, archived)
# U38618
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:19, archived)
# pence is far scarier than trump
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:47, archived)
# It's like choosing between ebola and aids.
...no thanks on both counts.
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 11:37, archived)
# Lost Rembrandt found
Title: If A Whiff Of Dirty Baby Diaper Doesn't Bring Him Around, Nothing Will

(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 2:48, archived)
# I know a wank sock when I see one.
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 2:50, archived)
#
see chew
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 5:53, archived)
# Loses something in translation
maybe it's the obligatory lampshade
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 5:59, archived)
# Shut your shithole.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 23:24, archived)
# Kinda makes you wonder whether she's naked under that shorts.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 23:29, archived)
#
Not if what's under her bra is anything to go by
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 23:36, archived)
# "them" shorts, m8
or are you wearing "that" trousers?
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 6:38, archived)
# I would opt for "those" shorts
but, pfffft
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 7:36, archived)
# You know she's French, right?
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 12:44, archived)
# ^tggi
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 20:58, archived)
# I love this
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 9:16, archived)
# Pretty sure there is some illegal headgear, on both sides...
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 11:42, archived)
# Aces!!!!!
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 22:23, archived)
# RIP Delores
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 21:48, archived)
# No need to argue
(about parp lingerage)
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 23:31, archived)
# Do I have to
Do I have to pull your finger
If I do the smell will linger
You really cut a stinker
Do I have to
Do I have to pull your finger
(, Wed 17 Jan 2018, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Geometric Cat at Night
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 21:30, archived)
# "A car approaches from Giza"
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 21:55, archived)
# clever!
(pyramids and all)
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 0:44, archived)
# Accidental Brass Eye
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 14:27, archived)
[challenge entry] end of world averted

roadkill cafe launches limited edition burger
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure this counts as geometric but its happening anyway :)
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:09, archived)
# Well it's made of lines and curves, so yes! :D
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:38, archived)
# Due to a lack of support, the Brexit Wall of Gammon has been downgraded to a Fence of Processed Meat Slices
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 15:45, archived)
# Ha! I though this was a reference to the fake facebook photographer thingy
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:41, archived)
# that's disturbing
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:51, archived)
# Spam, spam and more spam!
Also, wild pearoasts from the dawn of thyme:

(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:12, archived)
# Cabinet Photo
For some reason I was sure this was a picture of May's new cabinet.
(, Wed 17 Jan 2018, 9:41, archived)
# quick n dirty


(yes posted on reddit but figured you lot might like it too)
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 13:52, archived)
# Every octopus I know faces the same problem
they're just not as whiney about it :p
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:07, archived)
#
I know, right? Whingeypants spiders!
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:12, archived)
# octopus only have 2 legs
the other 6 are arms.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:12, archived)
# I think they're all arms
(or tentacles if you like)
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:14, archived)
# Then that's four pairs of gloves (or mittens.) Just sayin'
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:16, archived)
# Surely they could get away with mittens
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
# Maybe cheap ones from China.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:23, archived)
# Or socks, since they don't have fingers
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:28, archived)
# point is, you never hear the octopus whine like the spider^
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:39, archived)
# they use two to kick when swimming, kinda like legs
but it's always the same two, but even then what they'd save on shoes
they have to fork out on gloves.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
# So now they need 1 pair of flippers and 3 pairs of armbands
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:28, archived)
# until they're confident on their own, yes.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:45, archived)
# Try telling that to Ray Harryhausen
"Sam Katzman allowed Harryhausen only enough money for animating six of the octopus' eight tentacles; two were eliminated on the final shooting miniature."
Actually, he's dead so don't bother
but it's on the telly in uk right now: It Came from Beneath the Sea.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:53, archived)
# That title makes me think of whenever a nature programme does coral reefs
Someone says 'and all on the same night, the most amazing thing happens'.
Yes, you and your scuba camera buddies end up swimming through a billion gallons of reef spunk. Miraculous.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:15, archived)
#
Anything makes me think of reef spunk. I can look at anything. I don't distinguish, anything..... I think of reef spunk. I'm very lucky that way. Except my wife Valerie. She doesn't make me think of reef spunk at all.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:35, archived)
# They're at the seaside and hence wear cheap flip-flops.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:54, archived)
# this image triggers me
I'm scared of running shoes
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it just me, or.....
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 13:26, archived)
# Hold still--this won't take a minute
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 13:45, archived)
# A proud profession
(reptilian dental surgery)
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 13:19, archived)
# Awww :)
That lil fella's going to have a great smile.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:30, archived)
# True, but an expensive one, as smiles go
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:41, archived)
# HAHA
excellent
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 14:18, archived)
# hmmmm luke warm?
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:23, archived)
# ha ha ha
the last panel is a cracker.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 12:05, archived)
# hehe
Amazing, accurate and nutritious.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 12:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 13:11, archived)
# Hmm, it appears the artist is a guy called Jim Stigall..
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 13:47, archived)
# hmmmm - why's that?
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:48, archived)
# board is for things you've made, not just found online
at the very least you should credit the original artist
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 15:14, archived)
# awfully sorry
I'm new here* - just thought it was funny

*may contain lies
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 15:49, archived)
# there's always *shudders* /links
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 20:46, archived)
# oh my!
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:48, archived)
# Great job finding this online.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 15:38, archived)
# cheers
at least someone appreciates me
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 15:50, archived)
# No no, listen again: Great job finding this online.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:20, archived)
# You gentle giant, you!...
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:42, archived)
#
I think it should win the compo
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:01, archived)
# cheers
that's two people that appreciate me.
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 13:13, archived)
# now we all know where the blue milk came from
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 18:47, archived)
# The Links board is this way ------------------>
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 21:56, archived)
# Aladdin has big milky man tits.
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] we're gonna need a bigger protractor
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 9:38, archived)
# heh
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 13:00, archived)
# Lovely
have a click
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
# social observation
Not having a home is a problem only for the homeless.

(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 23:47, archived)
# I don't understand this new series.
Is it like funny face gym man?
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 0:03, archived)
# mmm, I s'pose you are referring to the homeless dude postings
No series intended here--I just like 'shopping this guy. I'd call him a personal
meme of mine and no one else's. Sorry about the confusion he might be causing.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 0:46, archived)
[challenge entry] One of those weeks
Queen shitsliding cunt Trumps facehole
obv
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:37, archived)
# hahahahaha fuck
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 22:33, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:02, archived)
# Hello Hekim!
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 22:38, archived)
# Oh hai
runs
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:03, archived)
# every week
good to see ya !!
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 22:55, archived)
# &U!!
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:04, archived)
# quality content
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 11:11, archived)
# The finest shit in the history of shit
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:06, archived)
#
This is wonderful and horrible all at once.
I also like the way the hands move.
Excuse me now, so I can go and regret what I have admitted to.
edit. who/what is that looking out of the car window?
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:16, archived)
# QEII
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 18:56, archived)
# no that's more of a ship
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 19:00, archived)
#
arf, and also thanks Happosai
I'm not capable enough to freeze frame it.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 19:43, archived)
# ^ what Happosai said
alt txt full story
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 19:48, archived)
# FACIST RACEHOLE
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 23:55, archived)
#
I don't know what that means but i hit the buttons and clicked and stuff and ended up on flickr where it told me the title.
ta Hek.
(, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 20:22, archived)
# FUCK
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 18:21, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 19:50, archived)
# Sunday afternoon tv
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:11, archived)
# I can see
Right woooo you
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:52, archived)
# brill
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 22:55, archived)
# once again, the "i fucking love this" button is not here when i need it!
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 15:28, archived)
#


*EDIT* well the auto-thumbnailer totes bollockses up PNGs then
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 19:49, archived)
# He's very insistent
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:08, archived)
# Loving the spud mohawk!
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:14, archived)
# but trains are so expensive mr Potato
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:17, archived)
# Don't criticise the Potato!
He has eyes everywhere!
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 23:32, archived)
# Baked potato
Showed you the way
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:52, archived)
# Hate it when that happens
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 23:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ?


I see a Mustang, Pinto and a Barracuda in there I think
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 19:22, archived)
# Is that also a Jaguar, Cobra, Stag (Triumph), and Beetle I see?
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 19:31, archived)
# Good eye, good eye
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 19:40, archived)
# ....and Panda, Puma, Cougar, and a Fox, maybe?
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 5:36, archived)
# and maybe Bronco, Impala, VW Rabbit, Ram, Road Runner
and more!
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 7:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] It was either that or this, but this one looks too Mofahaey
but this one looks too Mofahaey
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 19:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:17, archived)
# FPTN!!
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:42, archived)
# Y U!
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 22:39, archived)
# Lower poly, is it for an indie game?
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 12:07, archived)
# I'm just the tea boy.
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 15:39, archived)
# Low poly, is it for a game?
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 12:07, archived)
# Oh, I know this one...!
It's a fat, balding Bishop being shot twice in the belly by arrows...!
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:26, archived)
# FFS wheres the fucking tree?
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 20:41, archived)
# :(
The worm ate it
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 22:39, archived)
#
Awe..that's nice
(, Sun 14 Jan 2018, 23:04, archived)
# bless you!
(, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:43, archived)

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