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[challenge entry] Eastwood.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:47, archived)
# Eat? Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:54, archived)
# I know what you're thinking - did I eat six skyrockets or just the five...
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 19:06, archived)
# Haha!
Excellent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] "I need your olives, your mushrooms and your mozarella....."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 17:23, archived)
# You forgot to say '30 minutes or it's free'
*Blows smoke in face*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 17:50, archived)
# don't worry - he'll be back
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:54, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 19:01, archived)
# doesn't handle hot tea in lap well though
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 20:06, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 20:48, archived)
# :D delivery guaranteed
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 17:50, archived)
# It's what he does
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:55, archived)
# it's kept him in shape too
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 22:23, archived)
# I might go back in time
and tell my 80s self that one day I shall have a better figure than Arnie.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 23:49, archived)
# eh, sadly, in the end we all become but gaunt puddles of quivering mush upon a fragile frame
Then we expire and things get even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 1:21, archived)
# "Do you take Mastercard or cash?"
"Asta be Visa, baby."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:42, archived)
# jusy dickwads of cash
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:54, archived)
# Ah, you forgot the free cola...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:52, archived)
# Fanta la vista baby
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:54, archived)
# At least he's not the inhuman monster that is a Deliveroo cyclist...
Said by a city-centre cyclist...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 22:45, archived)
# Seemed an odd question but meh
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:09, archived)
# Arf!
Hello Omey!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:15, archived)
# howdy FP !!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:15, archived)
# if you don't have an STD, do they supply one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:37, archived)
# yes - orally
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:41, archived)
# that's a bit hard to swallow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:52, archived)
# RUN, don't walk
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 15:43, archived)
# arf!
"i'm sorry, i'm afraid it's a bad case of footwings"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 16:00, archived)
# from there it creeps upward
but its tolerable if you can handle excruciating pain
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:26, archived)
# depends which way you take it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
They want to know EVERYTHING...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:50, archived)
# as Hot Chocolate said "It started with a kiss..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 15:55, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 16:13, archived)
# Were you joining up here?...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 16:45, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Jan 2018, 17:51, archived)
# I'll go onto that website "Have I got SDT.com"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:04, archived)
# If you have to ask, you've got it.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 18:23, archived)
# Tomorrow...!
I'll do it tomorrow...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 22:46, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 16:33, archived)
# herpes isn't an STD (or an STI, to use the more common abbreviation)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Thu 1 Feb 2018, 15:02, archived)
# No doubt bindun, but had to get it out of my head

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 13:58, archived)
# New image challenge : role reversal?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:02, archived)
# Good shout
(Tsuenwanker, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 4:00, archived)
# Mind the oranges, Marlon!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Jan 2018, 11:45, archived)
# definitely giving her the ol' fish finger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 14:38, archived)
# Introducing the Trumpenmorgan
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 29 Jan 2018, 12:42, archived)
# awkward...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 13:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 31 Jan 2018, 12:10, archived)
[challenge entry] meh--bedtime

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 4:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(nraphael, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 0:14, archived)
# Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 3:29, archived)
#
Thanks! Took me a while to choose the pencil width AND the colour. After that it was quite easy. Easier than expected for sure.
(nraphael, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 3:33, archived)
# Really?!?
not even 3 pubes/bollock
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 3:58, archived)
#
How much time do you think I have? I did consider putting in the extra time to include a couple of lobs of spunk, but again didn't really have the time.
(nraphael, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 4:08, archived)
# You miight ask PedroHin to do these things.
He secretly enjoys being someone's photoshop bitch. Anyone's, actually ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 4:13, archived)
# Yet he made the effort to twist it axially by 90 degrees...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 22:50, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 3:58, archived)
# Good job with the size ratios of the various body parts.
Looks spot on to me.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 4:17, archived)
# I can't not like this
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 8:24, archived)
# It panes me to do this, Rhett
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Haven't intended to flood the board with my crap, but
I'm stuck at home for a while after a hospital stay :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 0:14, archived)
# 2 for one!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 3:59, archived)
# good eye there
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 4:11, archived)
#
recuperate well LS
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 11:34, archived)
# Thank you, Sir
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 13:02, archived)
# Frankly, my dear, I couldn't give a slam
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 0:44, archived)
# *shutters* in fear
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 0:50, archived)
# Too paneful?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 1:24, archived)
# yes, and I'll have stained glass
that wont clear up for a week. What a jamb I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Gayshift yet?
(Nasher, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 19:21, archived)
# The Ron Jeremy we've all come to know and respect might be interested
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:48, archived)
# KØFFN


glad to see it's not tö sjoon.
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sun 28 Jan 2018, 16:29, archived)
# late, if anything
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:00, archived)
#
lol. yeah. I noticed that after scrølling down after pøsting.

bah.

good to know b3tans think alike.

(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:10, archived)
# or too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 15:21, archived)
# Michael Jackson is looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 15:54, archived)
# The artist formerly known as Poisonous Purple Dwarf is looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 15:55, archived)
# Cate Blanchett is looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 15:58, archived)
# Elvira is looking, well, not too well
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:32, archived)
# Every goth I've ever seen
is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:44, archived)
# Too soon dood
You'll be posting princess Di pics next
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:20, archived)
# Princess 'die' pix? (gulp)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Adjö, Ingvar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:24, archived)
# Insert part A in to hole in the ground B
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:25, archived)
# Wheel 'em out if ya got 'em...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:28, archived)
# fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:30, archived)
# These are all great
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:34, archived)
# Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:39, archived)
# Ok
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:39, archived)
# Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:40, archived)
# x
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:44, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:39, archived)
# i like this
and have taken the appropriate action
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 14:56, archived)
# Re insert both D&E part E&D
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 15:05, archived)
# Is he really dead or does he have a bit missing?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 19:19, archived)
# He's only ill - lots of people spreading rumours.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-42825902

Ah, you meant the Ikea bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 19:39, archived)
#
ace
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 29 Jan 2018, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Nora...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:17, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:38, archived)
# True horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:25, archived)
# Mr. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 16:35, archived)
# FP material :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sun 28 Jan 2018, 17:49, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 29 Jan 2018, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] RIP Ingvar


Click for bigger (178 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:02, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 11:52, archived)
#
While I'm pissing around trying to find a drawing of a handle you pip me to the post with a sketch of absolute awesomeness.

I take it you use a tablet for this stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:08, archived)
# yep, I've got an old 22" Wacom Cyntiq for work
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:10, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 13:30, archived)
# I came here for this.
And clearly was not disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 16:06, archived)
# ^ Me too
Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenuous and not really extended, a bit like my...

(AdrianJ, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 11:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 14:51, archived)
# First official look at the new Mission Impossible film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 8:17, archived)
#
(ohidunno, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 9:53, archived)
# I take it that Tom is standing on a short woman's shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:37, archived)
# Seams legit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:25, archived)
# now wut
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 2:22, archived)
# Why don't they make a ratman franchise?
We have bat, spider, ant etc...
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:21, archived)
# sounds like a good idea for a sinister villain character
And let's not forget the crime-fighting DildoBoy (seen here in stealth-pope disguise)

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Say hello to my Rude Boy friend...
(AdrianJ, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 23:41, archived)
# well I thought it was good
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 21:48, archived)
# Damn son, that's a lot of bees.

CFB

Note: there is very little context to this, it's just a fake sponsor I made today as part of a podcast I'm working on.
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sat 27 Jan 2018, 23:34, archived)
# ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 0:41, archived)
# for the record, 10,000 bees do weigh roughly 2.4 pounds, and assuming they have a similar caloric content to crickets, they contain 4608kcal altogether.
I couldn't find any documentation about the specific caloric content of bees, however, so I welcome any corrections regarding this "fact".
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 1:16, archived)
#
do weigh roughly 2.4 pounds, and assuming they have a similar caloric content to crickets, they contain 4608kcal altogether. I couldn't find any documentation about the specific caloric content of bees, however, so I welcome any corrections regarding this "fact". when all you need is a wasp
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 1:24, archived)
# i enjoy wasps but bees are funnier
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 1:27, archived)
# I'm a hornet man myself.
Been on the hard stuff for years
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 2:33, archived)
# seriously don't inject hornets
they're a 2 on the schmidt heroin index so why even risk it
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 4:18, archived)
#
not even once
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:06, archived)
# Bee larvae are a delicacy in Japan (Hachinoko)
And lucky for us, they are popular enough to be a canned food, so come with an energy statement.
At 1046Kj (250Cal)/100gm, there are 10,460Kj in a kilogram of bees.

Full dietary breakdown can be found here, if you were wanting to know about any other bee-related dietary values: slism.com/calorie/111244/

(1110, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 4:22, archived)
# *shakes up can and puts it back in the fridge*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 8:59, archived)
# Ive tried the diet version, it doesnt give you the same buzz
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:02, archived)
# NO!
No no no no no no no NO NO!
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 10:07, archived)
# alright "2 unlimited"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 12:20, archived)
# diet bees made with low fat honey.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Jan 2018, 19:20, archived)

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