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ronseal plots

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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# this concept may be repeated manyfold times in the coming week, I hope I got there first...


I suspect the winner isn't just the person who comes up with the best TOAP but who also combines it with the most accurate font facsimile...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 28 May 2008, 22:50, More)
# Yeah I'm not first, bah


Oh, and can anyone tell me why my Photoshop is not letting me write text bigger than 17.83px?
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:49, More)
# Don't forget about WHO?

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:48, More)
# Ahem....

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:48, More)
# I love this film longtime

(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:47, More)
# :]

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:35, More)
# hah, racist overtones
I'll just put this one in here then

Also not my own views, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:35, More)
# a slightly more Avant-guard ronseal post


this film is pretty much the perfect ronseal film

love the commies.

sorry if its been done.. I'm busy working on my
craft-a-piece.. and no that ins't a clue

x
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:34, More)
# Had to
get it out of my head. Sorry for crapness, but it's a quick one.

(Dazzorifik is bored of b3ta, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:33, More)
# I'm too drunk to do it in anything but a lolcat format.

(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Wed 28 May 2008, 22:32, More)
# Incidentally, this doesnt reflect my political views you fucking Nazis!

(strontium190, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:32, More)
# Well at least it's not just text on a picture...

(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:32, More)
# Two in one. If you get what I mean.

OKAY OKAY OKAY I FIXED IT. Now just under the 30kb happy limit.

I like the one on the left better.


Once again, Ben is far funnier than me.
(Azrael- last had a shower at, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:31, More)
# Excellent film

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:29, More)
# nuff said.

(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:29, More)
# why watch the movie when the title kills it better than the trailer.

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:29, More)
# Halliwell that Ends Well


All New For Compo!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:28, More)
# Hmmm...

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:27, More)
# meh. Micto made me do it. By telepathy.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:26, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 28 May 2008, 22:25, More)
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