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ronseal plots

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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# I love this challenge...

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:21, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:15, More)
# apostrophe gone

(Peacocke, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:57, More)
# Not A "The Sixth Sense" Entry!

(aden_nak, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:54, More)
# Repo Man,

the only movie I've ever known where the heavily censored version is the best, 'cos it's inadvertently fucking hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:53, More)
# toapery

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:51, More)
# I Saw, and thought it should be called:

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:41, More)
# ....

(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:48, More)
# Yay for Fire Extinguishers
Obscure Compo Entry...

(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:38, More)
# Good to be back. Definately not worth its own thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:29, More)
# this...

took most of saturday night to do...and then b3ta died.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 21:14, More)
# And it only lasts 75 minutes
The three audible words and phrases on leaving the cinema were "shit", "crap" and "wtf?"


(rogerzilla, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 20:20, More)
# Oh no it won't...


The first time I've ever used GIMP. Yay for me.
(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 19:58, More)
# Ronseal Plots


bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 19:42, More)
# "Hey kids, you wanna balloon?"

Still freaks me out now this film does, love it though
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 17:26, More)
# Andrex

(Gobshite, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 17:14, More)
# And this 'un while I'm at it.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:37, More)
# And this 'un

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:36, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 16:34, More)
# HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!
God bless you, Richard Branson...
EDIT: Challenge Entry (not worth new thread):

207.44.242.20/board/8427139
207.44.242.20/board/8422036
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 15:45, More)
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