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ronseal plots

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
Pages: 37, 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (or see the popular posts)
# quickie that's probably bindun many times already

(I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:22, More)
# Moar quick and dirty
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(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:08, More)
# bindun?

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:05, More)
# Alaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarm!

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:03, More)
# Happy talking talking, happy talk

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 May 2008, 15:02, More)
# The truth

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:57, More)
# further hackneying of the bible concept
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[edit: now with less spelling fail!]
(Pfrawwwg KNAVE!, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:50, More)
# hull?

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:49, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:42, More)
# Got fed up with all the 6th Sense entries

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:41, More)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:41, More)
#
The only good film with the words "there is no spoon" in the dialogue is Dog Soldiers.
(Astatine, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:37, More)
# Bruce Willis is a ghost

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:29, More)
# once you've watched it, you can't unwatch it

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:28, More)
# I thought it was obvious

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:26, More)
# oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:24, More)
# if only love was as weather proof as ronseal :(

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:24, More)
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(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:21, More)
# well i've got this out my head now.

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:16, More)
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(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Thu 29 May 2008, 14:13, More)
Pages: 37, 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 (or see the popular posts)