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ronseal plots

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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# the plot summed up in one image

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:24, More)
# Offie opens in 45 minutes, until then....




God edit: I've optimised your images. Keep your post total under 50kb for static images, and your post total under 250kb for animated GIFs.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:19, More)
# boo!


i made apple pie yesterday and today i made pickles. tomorrow i may make a cake. what sort?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 31 May 2008, 5:56, More)
# A little less controversial


Click for bigger (90KB)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 31 May 2008, 5:10, More)
# One way ticket to Hull please

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 31 May 2008, 4:18, More)
# Previously, on Lost

(clusterfuck detesting 'length' jokes since, Sat 31 May 2008, 4:16, More)
# just about sums it up


I had one of those VWs - it ran a bit better until it broke...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:46, More)
# I'll be amazed if this hasn't been done
but sod it i'm doing it anyway....



(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sat 31 May 2008, 2:42, More)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:36, More)
# rubs compo entry before bed tiem

not really what the compo asks, but more effort than i expected
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:20, More)
# Should have been called...


but it wasnt
(Snake (on a) Crane FKA thwack, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:14, More)
# ...


hic!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:12, More)
# Meh!


But only after you spent fifteen fuckin' quid for the other half of the film.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:10, More)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:45, More)
# I'm sorry, Guy-Manuel and Thomas.

To be honest, I've never loved a movie as much as I love Electroma. And I mean every minute of it. I recommend it only if you have patiece.
(Nissun, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:25, More)
# A popular choice


But I couldn't find this exact version in the 32 pages' worth of entries.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:04, More)
# Toap


On the plus side this compo is like a fast movie review!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 30 May 2008, 22:57, More)
# mk.2

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 30 May 2008, 22:52, More)
# \m/

(sephjnr, Fri 30 May 2008, 22:25, More)
# I want mi monee bak

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 30 May 2008, 22:17, More)
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