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ronseal plots

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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# nearly bedtime

now it's bedtime
edit: yes, it's big, no i don't care
(polished turd wants a tragic blowchomp, but not before, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:01, More)
# SHARKS

(this doesn't really fit the compo, but fuck it)
(I helped save b3ta! Leningrad, Thu 29 May 2008, 0:00, More)
# first proper entry.


Click for bigger (172KB)
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:56, More)
# This could be the next blockbuster

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin will be wearing his "special" underpants on, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:52, More)
# swearing FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Haku is still addicted to Wispas, and trance music, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:51, More)
# Which is why I won't waste another thread with something I've only spent 30 seconds on

I think we can all learn a lesson from this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:51, More)
# Too easy?

(od^, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:48, More)
# More effort than it was worth.

(sorry., Wed 28 May 2008, 23:48, More)
# there was a reason everybody watched it...


Cleek for Visible (136kb)
(Lt. Shinysides will eat it later., Wed 28 May 2008, 23:46, More)
#

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:45, More)
# I'm sticking a repost in here, if you don't mind :)

(I helped save b3ta! Leningrad, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:39, More)
# Blasphemy. Blasforyou.

(psimonius has EELS!, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:36, More)
# And I've still not watched it...

(Wize, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:36, More)
# er....

(londoner, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:32, More)
# Unshopped
because it's already a Ronseal film:


(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:29, More)
# He's had the time of his life

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:24, More)
# I do love this film but it's ripe for this compo

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:23, More)
# even the first one...!!!

(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 28 May 2008, 23:22, More)
# This is not funny but it beats physics revision

(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:22, More)
# Don't pour cheese on him!!

(I helped save b3ta! kinks This is not an ah situation, Wed 28 May 2008, 23:21, More)
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