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ronseal plots

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:13, More)
# I think I should be in marketing...

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:57, More)
# Bored in 60 sex

(Ich Komme is adjusting his testicles, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:56, More)
# Crystal Maze or Evil Puzzle Box?


Grey filter anyone?


Simpsons Movie 2?

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:41, More)
# Don't run with knives...


As a Sheffielder I should just say...


We're from the South...


A film that gets worse when you are older.

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:07, More)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:49, More)
# Bindun without a doubt, but with the fire 'n' all that...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:21, More)
# moderately topical

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 9:02, More)
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(gtfomh, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 1:06, More)
# I was certainly off my face off, when I watched this film
face me off
I have no idea if this has been done or not?

(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:23, More)
# I would like to pea this into the compo please :)

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:45, More)
# Double-entry! (oo-er)


(ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:43, More)
# ...saw this ad on a UK TV channel tonight, couldn't resist...
perhaps I should have...



then again, simple souls, women - easily pleased
(DWC wants to grow up, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:17, More)
# risking the lives of 8 men to save 1

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 22:20, More)
# Tenuous....

(spangledonkey I've got a mouse. His name is Gerald., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 21:42, More)
# I missed a bit


(Arse Pipe, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 20:02, More)
# also not worth its own thread, lazy pearoast

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(ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 19:59, More)
# Just Daft

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:54, More)
# Now that life has returned...


Click for bigger (61KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 4 Jun 2008, 0:11, More)
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Lifeforce
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 23:27, More)
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