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ronseal plots

Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal products, with everything turning out exactly as it says on the tin. Then turn it into a lovely picture on the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 May 2008, 19:07)
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# repost cos it was tooooo big...
... now it isn't. some of the emotion has been lost, however.


(ComradePotato, Sat 31 May 2008, 12:14, More)
# hidden message?

(polished turd wants a tragic blowchomp, but not before, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:45, More)
#



Did you read about the ridiculousness...? THAT's insulting!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:29, More)
# sorry for the poor effort and editing skills


my first compo ever :\
(mumified, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:28, More)
# the plot summed up in one image

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:24, More)
# Another George Lucas trilogy ruined...


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(I helped save b3ta! MeekMan Trying to reinvent the toaster since, Sat 31 May 2008, 11:14, More)
# Offie opens in 45 minutes, until then....




God edit: I've optimised your images. Keep your post total under 50kb for static images, and your post total under 250kb for animated GIFs.
(robneymcplum Is dreaming of a white christmas on, Sat 31 May 2008, 10:19, More)
# boo!


i made apple pie yesterday and today i made pickles. tomorrow i may make a cake. what sort?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear is creepy and old and gross, Sat 31 May 2008, 5:56, More)
# A little less controversial


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(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 31 May 2008, 5:10, More)
# One way ticket to Hull please

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 31 May 2008, 4:18, More)
# Previously, on Lost

(clusterfuck detesting 'length' jokes since, Sat 31 May 2008, 4:16, More)
# just about sums it up


I had one of those VWs - it ran a bit better until it broke...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 31 May 2008, 3:46, More)
# I'll be amazed if this hasn't been done
but sod it i'm doing it anyway....



(Kingtoke was mostly eating beans on, Sat 31 May 2008, 2:42, More)
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(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:36, More)
# rubs compo entry before bed tiem

not really what the compo asks, but more effort than i expected
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:20, More)
# Should have been called...


but it wasnt
(Snake (on a) Crane FKA thwack, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:14, More)
# ...


hic!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:12, More)
# Meh!


But only after you spent fifteen fuckin' quid for the other half of the film.
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 31 May 2008, 1:10, More)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:45, More)
# I'm sorry, Guy-Manuel and Thomas.

To be honest, I've never loved a movie as much as I love Electroma. And I mean every minute of it. I recommend it only if you have patiece.
(Nissun, Sat 31 May 2008, 0:25, More)
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