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This is a link post Clarkson Beat-Box I made this!
I made Clarkson into a musical instrument. This is the first fruit. It nearly drove me mental
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb as always :D
Edit: that must have taken you fuckin ages with all those clips.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)
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Took a while yeah. I was laid up with broken bones and took advantage of Dave's excessive Top gear repeats. I got obsessed with collecting the noises. It was abit like fishing.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure if you sent it to the Top Gear office
It would be on next Sunday's edition.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post would do but
they must have filmed them already?
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, think they do the studio recording on a Wednesday or Thursday I think.
Then that gets shown on the Sunday
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:10, Reply)
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fuck it then i'll do it
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post DOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT x10000000
Thats an ace song - like all the rest of your stuff!

/fanblog
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS
TG recording day is Wednesday.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post They are still recording the series
cos Clarkson called Gordon brown a cunt at the recording last week.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post but
gordon brown has always been a cunt
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:28, Reply)
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i see. Just need to get hold of the email
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:29, Reply)
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DOOOOO IIITTTT

www.topgear.com/uk/contact-us
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:10, Reply)
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done
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
*APPLAUDS*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Let us all know what happens!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one
i'll be looking out for it.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hooray

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I know someone who used to be on the production team
so I've sent it to them too... might help, might not :)

The world deserves to see The Clarkson Five
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome
Even if it doesn't get on, you can be guaranteed it'll get a chuckle from everyone on the show. :)

Great work!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Thisly^

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post haahah!
utterly brilliant!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Incredible!
Fantastic work, as always.

Powerslidepowerslidepowerslidepowerslide.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post wow!
absolute genius!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That was three minutes of heaven.
Fucking hell, you really should put it on iTunes. I'd buy it.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Awesome stuff!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
this has set me in a good mood for the day!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus christ you are FUCKING BRILLIANT!
I LOVE YOU
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
thats bloody brilliant, nice one
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post that is fooking ace!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha wonderful!
forget all the time and effort, it was totally worth it. You certainly have an ear for this sort of thing :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly, utterly epic.
You so have to send that in to them...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post i like this

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah...
good work!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post oh man
I've said it before and I'll say it again: you are a fucking genius :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post that's brilliant :D

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That is just full of awesome
(click)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Catchy stuff man!
love it!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic
I so hope he utterly hates it :D
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Work
:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking awesome as usual
nice one
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!!!
*claps*

*clicks*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Your best yest :D
Good luck with theTop Gear submission!
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Genious!
Should ask iTunes to sell this, might make a bit of dosh out of it!

*clicky*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Manic!
*clickety*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This is fantastic.

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Great Video :-)
I think it was this image that made me roll the most...


(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
i think he was pretending to hump something here. disturbing
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ,
hahaha
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post TRUEFAX!
!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Mega Belm
that even out belms Joey Deacon and Albert Steptoe
(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Bizarrely...
...he's made himself look exactly like Andrew lloyd Webber doing an imaitation of Beaker off the Muppet show...
Not good.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 11:26, Reply)
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stirling work.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb!
This is what it's all about
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, that is genuine genius.
*click. Obviously.*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post that is a work of genius
i doff my cap sir
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Power Slide
Power Slide Power Slide Power Slide Power Slide Power Slide Power Slide

this bit made me laugh
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he said
hammer slide hammer slide hammer slide. As in a slide through hammer head...
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome!
:)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Smashing!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post nice...
did the melodies come from Clarkson voice samples too? Or are they made from synths? What does it sound like without the synth...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:34, Reply)
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the eeerr and the beep beeps are clarkson, i pitch shifted them into a tune. All the drums are clarkson apart from an open hi hat to keep time.I tried to do it without any synth originally but I think it needed them to hold it together.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post absolute brill
with a cherry on top
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely brilliant.
Also, you owe me new pants.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!

(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
*click*

When they invite you on the show please punch Clarkson in the face for me? Thanks.
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post total
genius
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm off to work now
Cheers for all the comments and support. Its been well worth the pain of a broken clavicle. Ta
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha
Brilliant, this shall get posted on many forums...
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Good sir, you owe me a new keyboard.
The old one is full of coke and crisps.

*CLICK*
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post *echoes all of the above praise*
As a fan of Jez & Top Gear, I REALLY hope they televise this in an episode. At the very least, Jez should be chuffed :)
(, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This should be played
at Clarkson's funeral

Amazing work... *click*
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
fucking awesome! good work!
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post oh fuck yes
multi clicks
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post It's made this morning's Metro with a mention of b3ta too

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post here:
search.e-edition.metro.co.uk/metro.aspx?q=swedemason&t=e&x=0&y=0&pid=metro&p=0&rp=17&f=220&s=r
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's made the top gear twitter feed
twitter.com/bbc_topgear/status/2872779751
(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fucking Epic

(, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post even I like this

(, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post this is ace!
i'm praying it's on top gear on sunday!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post absolutely.. gobsmacking
you are a god *worships*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks to everyone for spreading this vid
This week has been surreal.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Swedemason, Sir......
You are very good.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This is so very great
*runs off to spread it around everyone he knows*
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post That. Is. AWESOME!
Just seen this via the newsletter... fantastic, sir!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post it needed a bit of
POOWWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


other than that great :D
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats chuffin well
ace
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ab-so-lute-ly br-ill-i-ant
loved it more than the man himself

and he is a cartoon character already

excellent!!:)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)
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Thats the thing ever, and Ive met Gary a Wilmot, been on a Hovercraft and smashed a telly with a gold club, so am an authority on best things ever, and thats the best of best things ever.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That is absolutely superb
I do hope you've tried to get a copy of this to him
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "If this video was car
It would be a REALLY FAST ONE"

That, sir, is brilliant.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post stunning stuff
hey id buy that for a dollar !
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Awe
some
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post OMFG!
Seriously, this is what the internet was made for, and I'm glad my GF pays the TV licence.

Fucking EMPIRE. Well done mate.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been watching at least once a day since it was posted.
Genius. It even tops Jungle All The Way.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm
1) you have way TOOO much time on your hands
2) sounds like it kept you sane tho!
3) its absolutely stunning
4) clicky
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:03, Reply)
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wonderfully wonderful :)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly, utterly fucking brilliant
Best thing on b3ta, ever.

Clarkson lives five minutes down the road. If you need me to burn this onto a DVD and post it through his letterbox...
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The bestest thing. Ever
I'm off to buy a hat, just so I can take it off to you, sir.

Mozart and that lot, Meh! THIS is genius :-)
(, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What a great track this is.
One doesn't need to give two shits about Top Gear (as I most certainly don't) to enjoy the hell out of this. Fantastic work.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ^what they said ^
with a flake and extra nutty bits
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS BRILL!
Bravo indeed.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post 3Mins and 22Secs of quality
nice
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Now..
.. that's awesome.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That am well
Gud
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
AMazing :)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post you're a cunt

(, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 20:56, Reply)
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yep
(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post :-D

(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Class work, congrats.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely mental.
I was hoping someone would do something like this.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post BBC have been made aware of this...
Nihal played a shortened edit on Radio 1 this afternoon a little while after 3:30.

iplayer linky and fast forward to 2:41.37
(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post woo
top quality spacking from Hairy Jeremy

one did laugh and laugh
(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Reminds me of some old-school Amiga demos / games...
(, Sun 2 Aug 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
A face like uncooked loin.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post clarckson
Clarkson is not an instrument, he is a curly instrument.Oh yes, I'm supposed to say a rude word to show how cool I am. Er.... will arse do?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 100% Win
You are great.
(, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Furiously spamming this anywhere I can think of
Maybe if we all email it to that topgear email linky up there they'll be unable to refuse us acknowledgment.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very enjoyable.
Must have taken forever, so thank you.
(, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats is simply amazing!
will be watching Sunday.

W/Y/H!
(, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post top gear
lovely stuff
(, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Who Is This Guy????
Never heard of Clarkson!
(, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)