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This is a link post Ha Ha Ha

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post i fucking hate tourists

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ that parrots annoying...
wonder what they taste like?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice sweaty tits at 1.00 ;)

(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post It could also be milk...
You never know...
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh yeah
those tits are sweaty..
 (Sherbs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You bastard.
I waited all the way through to hear him say, "Nice sweaty tits! Nice sweaty tits!"
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Rupert on the Web's best video
This is the best Rupert on Chatroulette video so far I reckon.
(ploddo4485, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:25, , Reply)
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Brilliant. Very funny. That's a new one for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post except when Friz posted it.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a link post If animals were able to talk

(dazsnow the "ever amazing" - cowjam said so once, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 4:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post i can't think of another example where a series
had such amazingly comedy gold moments amongst some of the most unfunny video and i've ever seen.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 4:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's awesome!!

(ploddo4485, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
ALAN!
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved (most of) this series....
...beatboxing chipmunk had me wetting myself the first time I saw it.
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah.
that's great
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTptsIPpuFg
 (I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
100 % Glasscock, but brilliant!
 (goatsy open wide, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 7:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post SK then not GC
see www.b3ta.com/links/401804
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Epic Mac'n'Cheese NSFW
This week, Harley feeds his bi'ches endless varieties of mac'n'cheese. I'm torn between lox and shawarma. (NSFW for bleeps and the usual orgiosity of bi'ches gorging themselves on high-calorie decadence)
EDIT: sorry for goatse-esque preview pic; not the one I saw the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 3:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Perhaps the greatest end-line in the history of advertising.

Perfection.
(I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 2:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post quite liked that

(chocolatelemming, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Great dancing from a vid posted by Spike Jonze.
'A collaboration between Yo-Yo Ma and a young dancer in LA, Lil Buck. Someone who knows Yo-Yo Ma had seen Lil Buck on YouTube and put them together. The dancing is Lil Buck's own creation and unlike anything I've seen'.
It is quite lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lil Buck certainly has some moves...
...but he's no Lola Perazzo...!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 2:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank god it was dark in there :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I would have liked it to have been dark...
...for the post-performance interview as well!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:31, , Reply)
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If it wasn't 3AM eternal I would be screaming at my other half to come and see this clip. She spent years working in the dance industry as a tour manager or booking agent or professional baby sitter for "primary talent" wanting to see exactly what that video did.
About 5 or 6 years ago she was working for a reasonably well known hiphop/street dance company and they were trying to figure some moves to a scene in their set and were getting nowhere because it was a bit sensitive and not even LL Cool J was sensitive enough.
"Have you thought about classical music and doing it ballet style mixed with what you do?" says the non dancing tour manager. Blah Blah Blah what do you know" there's no beat to follow, what the fuck would you know about hip hop ect.
That non dancing tour manager can recite endless chunks of The Last Poets, Gil Scott Heron, Sugarhill Gang, GM Flash and even Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew when shes had a few. She has a particular love of late 80's and early 90's Gangsta Rap and has an undying devotion to Dr Dre's production.

I hope somebody has sent the link through to Rambert but I doubt they would think of it in this day and age.
 (Lord Custard, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 4:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Collision - Christopher Hitchens and Douglas Wilson.
Just watched this documentary, absolutely brilliant to see Hitchens tested against a real intellect from the other side of the debate, worth a watch, certainly because as an Athiest I've never seen some one from the religious side of the argument propose such intriguing questions and rebutals (how ever much I disagree with them). This moment refers to a moment from The Four Horsemen which its self is well worth a watch :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree - it's one of the more interesting debates on religion I've seen
Wilson I think is mostly interesting because he is completely unabashedly fundamentalist and doesn't seem to pull any tricks - he's fully accepting the consequences of what he claims to believe.

Still, as an atheist, I would expect you to spell the word correctly (and without the capital A) :)

this seems to be the first part of the ~ 90 minute film
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd shoot that last person
Dust off my hands and walk away. All sorted.

At least till the next snake oil salesman after a quick buck invented a new god
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 4:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post quite frankley
having the ability to convince the entire human race that their particular faith (and that of their family/society/social network) has no god. is kind of proving that there is a god. you.
I have trouble convincing my mobile phone company that i have an account with them, even when i'm calling them from their bloody phone. If i could convince an entire planet that there was no god; that would pretty much make me a god.
which would confuse them
and then me.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 4:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post You may worship me at your leisure
That'll be two goats and your firstborn plzkthx
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Nice bit of ref trolling :D
Cheeky fellow.
(I helped save b3ta! meccadave, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a link post someone playing 20 minutes of amnesia the dark descent download content
almost as terrifying as playing it. now you know what the fuss is about.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks familiar...
But I can't remember what it is...
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think i'd rather go outside.
it's sunny.
 (Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Gary Busey endorses Donald Trump for President in 2012
Ronseal. And surprising it didn't come up as GC.

Taking
Redirection
Understanding
Massive
Power


oh yeah Gary.....spank me
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:34, , Reply)
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Is anyone else a bit scared by this Donald Trump thing? It's like Palin was the prototype and now he's coming up as v2.0 with added maths. Hopefully v.3 will have some ethical balance or something.
 (TobestersNZ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry....
He's a massive tool and most of us on this side of the pond know it. Palin has no chance, either.
 (mortdubois lacks imagination, doesn't play well with others, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Gloria Huddle-Operator
From Stairway to Stardom.(How have I not seen this before????) I have just spent the last hour pissing myself at some of the others.
Bonus link. BJ The Messenger-"Crackhead" Best Rap ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAwQkOTJUZw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I sense a few hours of mindless entertainment ahead
:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuqtubuEPAs&feature=related
pfff brill :P
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bless her!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKb7je5Hduc&feature=channel_video_title
The guy on the piano! I love him!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is a veritable gold mine!!
and that most definitely is NOT a wig on the pianist... It's real hair scalped off a Beatle :D
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did they only have one costume?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoEi-l4sTAc&feature=related
I can't imagine they would be so cheap?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheap??!!
never!
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I LOVE THIS!

(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is AWESOME. Oh sweet cheeses I'm crying.
thankyou thankyou thankyou for turning that one up.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:38, , Reply)
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"Operator, I'm getting a lot of 'mouth noise'"
 (TobestersNZ, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
Just stumbled on this one...!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahhahaha!
'Cut my hair it won't behave' Brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are just too many
ow ow ow ow.
Thanks Herb ATD.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post :-D

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Link to npr programme part two
Can't seem to access part one but this is the NPR short radio doc part 2 on it: www.npr.org/player/v2/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=5425419&m=5425420
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post OOooo thanks for that!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post these are all the bomb!
great find
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck, this one!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZwOau_ycWw&feature=related

"I'd bash his brains against the goddamn radiator!"

"that was beautiful, precious"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Once more....with feeling.
What the fuck?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post this link needs more clicks
its a deffo must for the popular page
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post my tv broke today and I was wondering what to watch later
looks like it'll be this veritable treasure trove followed by a couple of mind bleach chasers
 (I helped save b3ta! follymoff is listening to windmill and mice based songs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where the hell is that accent from?!
Sounds like a bastard mix of Bristolian, Australian, old-south American and awful Estuary English. Nice nice find.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Snap?
www.imdb.com/name/nm1102891/
 (I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Obama worked/works for the CIA

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post He is a president, of course he did

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:37, , Reply)
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that's around two years old. you know in the states the average joe wouldn't see anything weird about a president having worked for cia in previous job? ...they also think that lad is 'liberal' which always makes me chortle if not guffaw a little.
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post good vid
john pilger is always very good
 (Dagwood, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I also dig the Pilger

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 1:16, , Reply)
This is a link post only fools n base
loved it
(moider loves all kinds of kebabs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is spac-tacular!
Love Danny Byrd's tunes and this a cracker for the Tv on the radio
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:57, , Reply)
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I used to wash dishes in a cafe with Danny and I can confirm he's a bloody nice chap.
 (Riggleberry, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Ring-tailed Lemurs I made this!
Terry rescued a pair; they are settling in wonderfully :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!
I love how they lounge around, they think they are peoples.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post At 00:28 the guy on the right wakes up the other one
with a nudge, "they're filming now, look sharp"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post MOVE IT!

(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 4:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Prank?
PAIN!
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's so unreal.
Filmed with two male models in an MFI showroom I'm guessing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:15, , Reply)
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..for Nokia.
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not a prank
Generally pranks have to have some humour in them, thats just nasty.
 (unreliablemonkeybutler, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHHAHHAHA WE'RE BOTH SO ATTRACTIVE
This is shit
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 5:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Such sad news :-(.
But Mitch Benn is a c*nt, so really can't watch this at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only know of him for his BBC song which is almost perfect
Why is he a cunt?
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Listen to "The Now Show"
All will become quickly apparent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Wise words.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Don Hertzfeldt's: Rejected NSFW
A series of animated shorts that were rejected by advertisers, for obvious reasons.
[Okay, it's fictional, but seriously - WTF?]

GC says no, but the film is so inherently b3tan I'd be surprised if it hasn't made it here before.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well.....
2006
2008

Reckon it's due another airing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seen it loads of times but still good, this is another good one from his uni days I believe.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lV5lnYlR58

And whilst I like it if he stopped the neville from making stuff he can bugger himself til his anus bleeds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post i have his dvd
it's great
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't care about the controversy and the twattishness posted above
Don Herzfeldt's an awesome animator and his stuff still makes me chuckle
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think there's anything wrong with protecting your creative output
Especially when you're someone as independent as Hertzfeldt, who spends years crafting these animations, on his own, in his room, for years at a time, you need to protect your art. He only makes his money via selling to film festivals and through his own online shop. I wouldn't say he was a millionare.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:32, , Reply)
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This is his only source of income, and what with many advertisments clearly ripping off his style (most notably, Pop Tarts - www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC4Yx8IP5zE, though you can find other campaigns which are clearly Hertzfeldtian), I can understand why he's pretty touchy in these particular areas. If anything, you need to be on top of these things, or you'll never make any revenue.
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 7:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Cup Of Brown Joy - Professor Elemental
I saw this fine Gentleman live at the weekend at www.timeout.com/london/cabaret/event/222544/white-mischief-20-000-leagues-under-the-sea
and then remembered he had posted a couple of vids on here so this is totally GC and was in the newsletter too but who cares!!
(I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wooooo
Pro Elemental!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post like that
also like his fighting trousers (dissing Mr. B)
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope he makes more of these videos.
I can't get enough of them.
 (User #86772, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I am pro Elemental as opposed to pro B
Ok, I'm pro B too, he's good but I'm pro'er elemental
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 4:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like both these chaps.................
.......but the one Elemental did with the Merkin/Canadian fella was pure shit.
 (Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I <3 the prof,
Just waiting for him to confirm his Portsmouth appearance!

Personally I prefer the remix..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qj-54aNWMw
 (I helped save b3ta! nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 18:18, , Reply)

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