M1 Ironing on a manic monday morning
We have all seen the CCTV footage of the bloke ironing in the middle of the M1,well heres his vid
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For an aspiring writer,
you'd have thought he'd have proof read his text.
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Monkeyboy, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:32,
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I'm afraid that he did,
but simply doesn't know better.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:24,
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the thing is, this'll get taken down
cause of the content filter catching the song :P
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If that was the case it would catch it instantly.
Maybe the owners of the song has allowed this track to be used as long as YouTube pay each time the video is viewed and/or a link to buy the track is provided.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:22,
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I don't recall seeing a camera in the original CCTV footage...
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that's because cameras don't show up on camera
it's like vampires and mirrors
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Hmm...
and what exactly is his iron plugged into?
That'll never work.
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Post apocalypse movie blog
has fun today.
Definately GC because i posted it before but today it has a nice throwaway joke (well i think so).
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Nice one :o)
Ta. Looks like a cool blog.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 20:11,
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Butt Death!
Gardeners beware.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:23,
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Inevitable reply on there:
"This is a very sad tale...but accidents do happen. I hope the health and safety brigade don't get themselves in a tizzy over this.
- Sid, Gateshead UK, 20/4/2011 13:51"
Quite right Sid. bloody busy-bodies!
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For a second from that second paragraph I thought his full name was 'Tragic Arthur Sexton'.
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For a Minute, I thought you had found a follow up to this.....
superdickery.com/index.php?Itemid=45&id=28&layout=blog&option=com_content&view=category
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:43,
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Helen Mirren in Herostratus (1967)
NSFW
probably nsfw due to boobies.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:08,
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cor!
Ive never seen when she was younger. Rather nice.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:11,
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wow
She's awesome in Excalibur too and sexy.
:)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:23,
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what a cracking set of bristols
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:36,
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Am i the only one who hates helen mirren?
she's like the deluded attractive girl who everyone loves. she thinks the world is a wonderful place and everyone is ultra nice. usually they get old and realise that people are dicks and the only reason she ever thought otherwise is because everyone wanted to bang her. except she hasn't realised this yet and she's a 20 year old in a 60 year old's (arguably fit) body.
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/Sid James mode - "eyat yat yat"
I'd fuck that right in the tit. She was tasty as a youngen. I thought she was one of them women like Thora Herd and Dame Judy Dench that were born old. You never see them fuckers younger than 60.
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what a fine woman
lynda bellingham (oxo mum and loose women was quite a fox in her youth too)
cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia/images/9/98/Lyndabellingham-sitting-busty-braless_637.jpg
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:38,
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Shitting hell!
'Loose Women indeed!' LOL
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:54,
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There was a face in that pic???!!!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:36,
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"Ahhh, Bristols"
(sorry)
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 19:03,
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She got 'em out
in Confessions of A Driving Instructor. Link here if anyone fancies a bit of Foxy Oxo. Naughtiness starts around the 37 minute mark. video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7337376781301670994#
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AlterRed - Fleshbind
Top notch electro-rock music video from London based indie band.
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daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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fairly sure that everyone in that video needs a bit of a slap
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Sheep
Saw this while trawling for research, thought it deserved a few more hits.
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Mugshot of the day
Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the cunt...
Check out the guy with no jaw though...
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:42,
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Not worth it's own thread
but this has some good-uns (and is updated regularly):
florida.arrests.org/
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Oh wow. That has a surprising amount of detail.
And the option to 'tag' the felons....
I clicked 'transgender' before I could stop myself.
I am officially a twat.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:58,
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William Shumate, the human eggcup!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:09,
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It's terrible isn't it - they're not even convcted, just nicked for questioning.
They may never be charged.
Sheriff Joe is being investigated for abuse of power and misuse of funds.
For further info, and a good, interesting real life account of being in the Sheriff Joe system, check out jonsjailjournal.blogspot.com
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:30,
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Thanks for that link
I knew the US prison system was a disgrace but not how far things have sunk. And while the private sector makes a profit on it, there is no hope for reform.
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voted for mr no jaw
seriously, where's his cakehole?
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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terrifying isn't it.
he looks like a chicken
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:46,
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*spits out drink*
Oh god. He does. It's awful.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:13,
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A-A-A-A-A-Ark
I made this!
My favourite bit.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:41,
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A dog would never
...oh
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:20,
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yet they look lovely in
stripes
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:39,
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Ku Klux Kat's love of bananas creates racialist dilemma
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:50,
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Daily Mail (hosted, don't worry...)
The Daily Mail increasingly seems like a parody of itself.
Check out the end of the article:
"Speaking from the family's £300,000 detached house in Winton, Bournemouth, they said: 'We are too upset to speak about what has happened.'"
Why? Did they actually ask them, or did they get an intern to go off and work out house prices in the area so they could include it?
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phew!
someone may have died tragically, but at least we know the price of her parents' house!
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Mousing, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:48,
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Quite right ....
I was reading through the article thinking ... "I wonder how much her parents' house is worth" It would have ruined it if I hadn't found out.
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I can kind of see
why they do it. It's so their readers know that she was a nice middle class girl, and they should care.
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^this
you never see: "Speaking from his £175 shed in the back of someone's garden, Mr Truszkowski said "The whole family of 24 is too upset to leave the shed"."
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:30,
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Yep
This is worth a read:
www.amazon.co.uk/Flat-Earth-News-Award-winning-Distortion/dp/0099512688/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1303299487&sr=1-1
There's a chapter about the Daily Mail which includes an anecdote from a former reporter who was woken up in the middle of the night and told to drive down to Southampton to report on a murder. Halfway down, he got a text saying; 'Don't worry. Turn back. The victims are black'.
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If you like that
You might like this. The story of the Sun in the eighties, under Kelvin McKenzie's editorship. Very funny, but he does come across as a right twunt.
www.amazon.co.uk/Stick-Up-Your-Punter-Newspaper/dp/0671017829/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1303304528&sr=1-1
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Ha
I have one of those lists which needs some attention too....
Hope you enjoy them both.
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i expect the death has wiped a few thousand off the asking price.
THANK YOU GORDON BROWN
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I really hate the way
they state "By DAILY MAIL REPORTER" ... If you are going to write for this pile of toilet paper then at least have the backbone to put your name to it!
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catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:08,
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I lived in Winton for 4 years
it's a shithole
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:20,
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Once after a fatal fire in a backpacker's hostel in austrailia someone rang asking to speak to me
When my sister said she was going to get me the guy on the end said "Don't worry if he's with you, I'm from the Times. Someone with that name has died in the fire and I'm ringing round to find the right family to get comment from".
Now every time I see a comment like "we're too upset to speak" I know that some bastard has intruded on a family's grief just for that one line.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:34,
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Or maybe they're implying that as living in a £300,000 house,
they shouldn't be *that* upset.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:00,
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Yes we need your sheds again for Shed of teh year- can the Ginger Führer's shed beat this shed
It's all over the papers today - Shed of the year competition we are looking for entrys.
of course Rob I bet won't add his shed as you lot would go round there and nick bits of his shrine to fluff and sell them on ebay
The shed purists amongst you will not like it but this sheddie has turned his shed into a 1950s dinner
Entry is open until May 16th and you can add your shed over at www.readersheds.co.uk/shedme.cfm and the winning shed gets a grand (in money not piano) and a shed load of cuprinol!
thanks
wilco
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unclewilco, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:24,
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Personally...
I can't stand these lah-dee-dah "continental" style constructions. As a shed purist I would like to see a good ol' fashioned British garden shed win... a 4ft x 6ft hut of honesty, chock full of every imaginable garden tool and where the sweet smell of dry soil and wood fills the air, and one where a cheeky porno mag from yesteryear is hidden under a broken plant pot full of spanners!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:42,
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no
my shed would not be waht it is without the noble spider..
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unclewilco, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:56,
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This
there's nothing like reaching into a shed at arms length to grab the nearest long handled tool before whirling it around inside several times to clear any dangling spider webs
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:03,
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yes - it will be a public vote from 17th may - so we will see who wins after that!
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unclewilco, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:46,
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Exactly
What ever happened to the shed being a place to retire to on a Sunday afternoon for a quick wank and smoking roll-ups?
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Pig Bodine., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:04,
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Dunno why no one has replied to this.
This is IMMENSE!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:34,
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thats from
Music for Mentalists isn't it? Great album!
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:43,
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I want
Craig Barnes' hair
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:52,
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Mystro- Who You Gonna Blame?
NSFW
Been a few days with no UK Hip Hop from myself so.....
More from the Mighty Mystro, shot in NZ I think.
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nice. really enjoyed 'round my way' the other day.
what do you reckon to this? upthear.se/2bw edit. that links not working. dunno what to do to sort it...
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tickle I was away, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:55,
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Link worked fine for me....
...lovely track by the way.
Not heard of that fella before, your knowledge has enlightened me sir.
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no worries dude!
tickle's a pretty good mc but he's an arse when you meet him. hangs out on b3ta more than is good for him too. ;D
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tickle I was away, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:15,
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David Ogilvy outlines 38 rules for a good ad.
This is a print ad run for Ogilvy & Mather from the olden days, but still a lot of worthwhile observations.Hadn't seen it before personally, and it's interesting, and awesomely written - as you might expect.
Probably even interesting if you don't work in advertising...
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:41,
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I like Ogilvy's stuff
'Confessions of an Ad Man' is worth a read too, even if you're not in advertising.
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is it just me
or does that look like it was done with a marker pen?
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hahaha!
yes, the earth is really only 6000 years old, they're all lying to us.
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Mousing, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:23,
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bloody moses
and his new zealand graffiti. what a motherfucker
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Baboons
I made this!
Another quickie using silhouettes...
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chipping sodbury, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:59,
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I always think your videos look a bit shit when I see the preview image
then I notice that they are only 15 seconds long so I watch them anyway and so far they have been all right. You can quote me too if you like.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 20 Apr 2011, 12:13,
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Work Dinosaur 1
I made this!
Good morning to all you Data Entry Dinosaurs out there.
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Royal wedding according to T - Mobile
Not sure if this has been posted yet, but thought I'd share it if only for the Archbishop of Canterbury lookalike throwing some shapes up the front.
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catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:04,
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I see they've censored the Youtube comments...
Arses to T-Mobile
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spagaroony, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 8:48,
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What a fantastic original idea. Oh it's a PARODY is it. Oh well that's OK then.
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Another advertising agency that steals ideas from the internet then
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 10:09,
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i should join an advertising agency
it seems all you do is go on the internet and steal ideas...
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