more like a very bad representaion of one of the eagles in space 1999
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The hours of dedication to create all these is a scary thought
It's amazing, but maybe they should leave the flat once in a while
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:21, Share, Reply)
It's amazing, but maybe they should leave the flat once in a while
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:21, Share, Reply)
Indeed!
I embark today on my fifth year of ignoring my intray and watching floof
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:32, Share, Reply)
I embark today on my fifth year of ignoring my intray and watching floof
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:32, Share, Reply)
Girl getting horrific news broken to her after a night out in Zante
Ronseal - terrible stuff - watch it to the end - horrendous!!
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:36, Share, Reply)
Ronseal - terrible stuff - watch it to the end - horrendous!!
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:36, Share, Reply)
The only way that could be made amusing,
is if the ceiling slowly descended & crushed everyone in that room into a blancmangy slurry.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:27, Share, Reply)
is if the ceiling slowly descended & crushed everyone in that room into a blancmangy slurry.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:27, Share, Reply)
Some frames about life.
I made this!
If it makes you rage how bad it is, please share your rage.
Also, if you like it, please feed me that info.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:18, Share, Reply)
If it makes you rage how bad it is, please share your rage.
Also, if you like it, please feed me that info.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:18, Share, Reply)
How would you like this fed to you?
a nice caserole? Or directly through an intravenous drip?
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:57, Share, Reply)
a nice caserole? Or directly through an intravenous drip?
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:57, Share, Reply)
ha ha, this is something I have always thought re suicide bombers...
After the boom and you suddenly find yourself bathed in ethereal light, wouldn't you be worried about being suddenly surround by the shades of the 20+ likewise recently dead people who had seconds before been busy shopping, who are now all Dude..WTF man? and now considering spendng the rest of eternity beating you for being such a selfish prick.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 7:01, Share, Reply)
After the boom and you suddenly find yourself bathed in ethereal light, wouldn't you be worried about being suddenly surround by the shades of the 20+ likewise recently dead people who had seconds before been busy shopping, who are now all Dude..WTF man? and now considering spendng the rest of eternity beating you for being such a selfish prick.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 7:01, Share, Reply)
Second my link today.
"How English sounds to non-English speakers"
GC?
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:01, Share, Reply)
"How English sounds to non-English speakers"
GC?
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:01, Share, Reply)
MasterChef - Cooking faggots
I made this!
I'm going to hell. I really am.
I'm sure this has been done before, but this is the most recent episode.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 3:24, Share, Reply)
I'm going to hell. I really am.
I'm sure this has been done before, but this is the most recent episode.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 3:24, Share, Reply)
Possibly the greatest D&D campaign ever
"Slap that hobbit's dick off, yo"
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 2:02, Share, Reply)
"Slap that hobbit's dick off, yo"
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 2:02, Share, Reply)
Man gets paid £450,000 of OUR money for doing a runner from his job just eight weeks after starting
George Entwistle can't handle the pressure.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 1:18, Share, Reply)
George Entwistle can't handle the pressure.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 1:18, Share, Reply)
My splene has esxploded with angrys,
shakes fist at something and shouts WHAT A CUNT!
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 1:54, Share, Reply)
shakes fist at something and shouts WHAT A CUNT!
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 1:54, Share, Reply)
Damn him! Damn him to Hell!
This man is evil personified, definitely a homosexual paedo, I mean there's no smoke without fire is there? He probably lit Jimmy Savile's cigars when he was diddling kiddlies. I don't pay my license fee to fund people who light Jimmy Savile's cigars! £450,000 for Jimmy Savile's cigars?? You couldn't make it up! We're all going to Hell in a handcart.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 3:14, Share, Reply)
This man is evil personified, definitely a homosexual paedo, I mean there's no smoke without fire is there? He probably lit Jimmy Savile's cigars when he was diddling kiddlies. I don't pay my license fee to fund people who light Jimmy Savile's cigars! £450,000 for Jimmy Savile's cigars?? You couldn't make it up! We're all going to Hell in a handcart.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 3:14, Share, Reply)
This^^^^^
The above reply is sooooooOOOOoooooo good it really really really should be posted on talk....go on...DAre ya....DOUBLE dare ya
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:41, Share, Reply)
The above reply is sooooooOOOOoooooo good it really really really should be posted on talk....go on...DAre ya....DOUBLE dare ya
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:41, Share, Reply)
It all makes sense now why he packed that job in so quickly.
Lots & lots of lovely ££££££££££££££
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 5:57, Share, Reply)
Lots & lots of lovely ££££££££££££££
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 5:57, Share, Reply)
it's the witches I feel sorry for
what did they do? Nothing.
Yet whenever something like this happens, it's the witches who suffer.
Totally unfair.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:29, Share, Reply)
what did they do? Nothing.
Yet whenever something like this happens, it's the witches who suffer.
Totally unfair.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:29, Share, Reply)
My dog read that as "bitchhunt"...
*is now quivering under the table
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:43, Share, Reply)
*is now quivering under the table
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:43, Share, Reply)
quite
The nation's tradition of public-school preying-on-the-weak has -surprise- itself been preyed upon by the media. Bitter humour is a weak substitute for the honest kicking this system deserves.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:04, Share, Reply)
The nation's tradition of public-school preying-on-the-weak has -surprise- itself been preyed upon by the media. Bitter humour is a weak substitute for the honest kicking this system deserves.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:04, Share, Reply)
This doesnt really bother me....
...as another reply states he has worked there for 20+ years....its not his fault Jimmy Saville has been posthumously accused of abusing all manner of people and creatures, he made one bad decision to air a "We love Jimmy" show over an inquiry which at the time had barely any people saying "Jimmy touched me".
It's not like he profited from Jimmy and the other accused being a bunch of nefarious kiddy fiddlers, as far as any corporation would see it...he is getting the money and benefits he had earned up to that point, now he's fallen on his sword. No big deal, not entirely necessary either to be honest as the door is now open for someone else to make a similar mistake and be publicly lynched.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:21, Share, Reply)
...as another reply states he has worked there for 20+ years....its not his fault Jimmy Saville has been posthumously accused of abusing all manner of people and creatures, he made one bad decision to air a "We love Jimmy" show over an inquiry which at the time had barely any people saying "Jimmy touched me".
It's not like he profited from Jimmy and the other accused being a bunch of nefarious kiddy fiddlers, as far as any corporation would see it...he is getting the money and benefits he had earned up to that point, now he's fallen on his sword. No big deal, not entirely necessary either to be honest as the door is now open for someone else to make a similar mistake and be publicly lynched.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:21, Share, Reply)
And his resignation has nothing, officially, to do with Jimmy Saville.
He's standing down because Newsnight broadcast allegations of child abuse that were unsubstantiated, and afterwards withdrawn.
Presumably, the BBC has staff lawyers who really should have stopped specific details going to air. I don't understand how they let that one slip past.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:39, Share, Reply)
He's standing down because Newsnight broadcast allegations of child abuse that were unsubstantiated, and afterwards withdrawn.
Presumably, the BBC has staff lawyers who really should have stopped specific details going to air. I don't understand how they let that one slip past.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:39, Share, Reply)
Trippy song now has trippy video thanks to my friend Matt.
Warning: trippy.
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Warning: trippy.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 1:02, Share, Reply)
Live Re-scoring of Dead Man's Shoes, plus DJ set by Andy Weatherall
*cums*
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 0:08, Share, Reply)
*cums*
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Oooooh snap
I'd heard about the live re-scoring of This Is England last month but I'm much more excited about this.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:23, Share, Reply)
I'd heard about the live re-scoring of This Is England last month but I'm much more excited about this.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 6:23, Share, Reply)
Because B3ta is so quiet. Music vid pea.
I made this!
Totally addicted to base. GC says over 2 years ago, you can cope with that.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:19, Share, Reply)
Totally addicted to base. GC says over 2 years ago, you can cope with that.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:19, Share, Reply)
My wife ran a shop in Sydney, for a while,
The girl that did this song worked in it for a while. I think the old music career has dried up a bit.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:22, Share, Reply)
The girl that did this song worked in it for a while. I think the old music career has dried up a bit.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:22, Share, Reply)
Thank you kindly
I like to think I have a vid or song for every circumstance. Gets me out of actually talking to people. ;)
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:57, Share, Reply)
I like to think I have a vid or song for every circumstance. Gets me out of actually talking to people. ;)
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:57, Share, Reply)
Like it
I watched your 'Clouds across the moon' vid again the other day. Very good.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:54, Share, Reply)
I watched your 'Clouds across the moon' vid again the other day. Very good.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:54, Share, Reply)
The thing about that vid
is you have to watch it 2 or 3 times to see all the jokes. It was a nightmare to make, but I enjoyed it.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 0:04, Share, Reply)
is you have to watch it 2 or 3 times to see all the jokes. It was a nightmare to make, but I enjoyed it.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 0:04, Share, Reply)
You're totally right
At first y ou watch it and you think there's nothing to it and its a load of shit, but then you watch it again and get all the jokes. And you realise how awesome it is.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 0:10, Share, Reply)
At first y ou watch it and you think there's nothing to it and its a load of shit, but then you watch it again and get all the jokes. And you realise how awesome it is.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 0:10, Share, Reply)
Only on B3ta does this happen.
That's why I love it/loathe it/can't stay away.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 7:58, Share, Reply)
That's why I love it/loathe it/can't stay away.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 7:58, Share, Reply)
I only noticed what happened to the guy on mars the other day.
Good ending =)
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 0:13, Share, Reply)
Good ending =)
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 0:13, Share, Reply)
I watched this before brushing my teeth and going to bed
and I was happily repeating this mantra for ages
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:40, Share, Reply)
and I was happily repeating this mantra for ages
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:40, Share, Reply)
Two Tribes. Annihilation.
..because I took it for granted and only realised just how good it really is about ten minutes ago.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:42, Share, Reply)
..because I took it for granted and only realised just how good it really is about ten minutes ago.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:42, Share, Reply)
Did you get to this song because of the John Lewis advert?
The first thing I did, after watching the advert, was search for the Frankie original, which then led me on to playing this.
Takes me back a fair few years.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:25, Share, Reply)
The first thing I did, after watching the advert, was search for the Frankie original, which then led me on to playing this.
Takes me back a fair few years.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:25, Share, Reply)
In Sydney, so haven't seen it.
Two Tribes, on a John Lewis ad?
*Sigh*
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 3:07, Share, Reply)
excellent tune. still have the 12" vinyl bouncing around somewhere.
though now you have just made me feel really old.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:35, Share, Reply)
though now you have just made me feel really old.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:35, Share, Reply)
^^ This, on both counts
Had the little old lady from TWO doors down come round to complain that I was playing it too loud once too :)
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 1:04, Share, Reply)
Had the little old lady from TWO doors down come round to complain that I was playing it too loud once too :)
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 1:04, Share, Reply)
I still have balance problems
because I fucked my ears 25 years ago listening to this and the Pleasuredome album full blast every night for about two months on headphones that were plugged into a 200 watt HH amp. I blew 2 pairs of headphones before I got scared that I was hurting my ears. I had. Trevor Horn is a bastard.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 3:20, Share, Reply)
because I fucked my ears 25 years ago listening to this and the Pleasuredome album full blast every night for about two months on headphones that were plugged into a 200 watt HH amp. I blew 2 pairs of headphones before I got scared that I was hurting my ears. I had. Trevor Horn is a bastard.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 3:20, Share, Reply)
...and people think bungee jumping is dangerous?
www.wimp.com/electricitytesla/
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:41, Share, Reply)
www.wimp.com/electricitytesla/
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:41, Share, Reply)
That
is fucking cool.
If I were one of them I'd jump up and shout "hadouken!".
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:00, Share, Reply)
is fucking cool.
If I were one of them I'd jump up and shout "hadouken!".
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:00, Share, Reply)
Not particulary dangerous, as they'll be wearing grounding suits.
Bloody spectacular to watch though.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:36, Share, Reply)
Bloody spectacular to watch though.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:36, Share, Reply)
that is so awesome it needs a new word to describe it's awesomness.....
but I can't think of anything but awesome, so it will have to do.
*clicks like a loon*
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:49, Share, Reply)
but I can't think of anything but awesome, so it will have to do.
*clicks like a loon*
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:49, Share, Reply)
Someone doing a really good job of chatting up a woman
It's a shame she seemed to have had no idea how charming and charismatic he is.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:03, Share, Reply)
It's a shame she seemed to have had no idea how charming and charismatic he is.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:03, Share, Reply)
Some dick head tries to chat up a woman and fails
luckily for us he was recording himself.
It's embarrassing.
Edit: Here he is chatting up another woman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UewYOQHZ4vw
and later finds a video of her on youtube and comments on it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjL5zwigwRY
Edit: oh god it gets worse. I can't be bothered with this shit, I'm taking a shower.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRe5xbIWKWs#!
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:09, Share, Reply)
luckily for us he was recording himself.
It's embarrassing.
Edit: Here he is chatting up another woman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UewYOQHZ4vw
and later finds a video of her on youtube and comments on it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjL5zwigwRY
Edit: oh god it gets worse. I can't be bothered with this shit, I'm taking a shower.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRe5xbIWKWs#!
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:09, Share, Reply)
i can't see why she didn't give him
her phone number and agree to stop everything to spend time with him. granted he is possibly a psycho serial killer, with anger issues. but hey, that's the fun in life.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:12, Share, Reply)
her phone number and agree to stop everything to spend time with him. granted he is possibly a psycho serial killer, with anger issues. but hey, that's the fun in life.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:12, Share, Reply)
Wasn't there a radio show...
XFM, I think - years ago; which had mobile numbers people could use to give out to creeps in bars and clubs when asked...
Then on the show they would play back the messages left by these poor besotted bastards and mock them for wanting to attempt a relationship with somebody they found physically attractive.
laugh a minute that was.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:18, Share, Reply)
XFM, I think - years ago; which had mobile numbers people could use to give out to creeps in bars and clubs when asked...
Then on the show they would play back the messages left by these poor besotted bastards and mock them for wanting to attempt a relationship with somebody they found physically attractive.
laugh a minute that was.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:18, Share, Reply)
OH! It's back!
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/flirtdivert.shtml
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:57, Share, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/flirtdivert.shtml
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:57, Share, Reply)
hahaha! ok.
i take back the comment of giving out the wrong number as mean.
:55 seconds in to that one bunny boiler!
hahaha. i feel bad but i am crying laughing at these.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:12, Share, Reply)
i take back the comment of giving out the wrong number as mean.
:55 seconds in to that one bunny boiler!
hahaha. i feel bad but i am crying laughing at these.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:12, Share, Reply)
I do like:
It's your Mum, where are you and where is my money?
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:17, Share, Reply)
It's your Mum, where are you and where is my money?
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:17, Share, Reply)
This is Tom Baker! You have got to come out with me again!
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:24, Share, Reply)
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:24, Share, Reply)
I've still got yeh left sock
I don't nehhhhrrrrrrrrrr r r r r r
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:23, Share, Reply)
I don't nehhhhrrrrrrrrrr r r r r r
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:23, Share, Reply)
top YT quote "This guy makes salad fingers look normal."
still can't bring myself to watch it though
*edit hmm not quite sure what happened in the subject bar....
This guy makes salad fingers look normal.
is what it should have been
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:09, Share, Reply)
still can't bring myself to watch it though
*edit hmm not quite sure what happened in the subject bar....
This guy makes salad fingers look normal.
is what it should have been
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:09, Share, Reply)
he's not a "bad" looking chap.
if i was a woman i might fancy him.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:30, Share, Reply)
if i was a woman i might fancy him.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 23:30, Share, Reply)
contact him by shoving a camera
in his face. It's the polite way to meet people.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 1:25, Share, Reply)
in his face. It's the polite way to meet people.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 1:25, Share, Reply)
Ahahahhaa.
Sufficiently advanced delusion is indistinguishable from parody.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:44, Share, Reply)
Sufficiently advanced delusion is indistinguishable from parody.
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:44, Share, Reply)
Been posted before, but nearly a year ago
Cried with laughter to this...Ketchup Bot + 20th Century Fox on Flute.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:01, Share, Reply)
Cried with laughter to this...Ketchup Bot + 20th Century Fox on Flute.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:01, Share, Reply)
what this needs is a latex bum for added shits and giggles
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:53, Share, Reply)
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:53, Share, Reply)
I like eBay, but it's lacking in acrylic paintings of Sean Connery after suffering a stroke.
WAIT A MINUTE!
Reasonable price too.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 20:33, Share, Reply)
WAIT A MINUTE!
Reasonable price too.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 20:33, Share, Reply)
"Free p&p"!
I'm also assuming that the artist is a stroke victim too. What stinky pictures.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 20:39, Share, Reply)
I'm also assuming that the artist is a stroke victim too. What stinky pictures.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 20:39, Share, Reply)
I think it's mash up art.
I hope it is anyway, as in other items for sale there is a herman munster/ johnny cash fusion, and there is a whiff of michael jackson about the marilyn munroe.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 20:58, Share, Reply)
I hope it is anyway, as in other items for sale there is a herman munster/ johnny cash fusion, and there is a whiff of michael jackson about the marilyn munroe.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 20:58, Share, Reply)
bargain!
*tips wallet contents on desk and proceeds to flick contents*
oh.. maybe next year
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 5:38, Share, Reply)
*tips wallet contents on desk and proceeds to flick contents*
oh.. maybe next year
( , Mon 12 Nov 2012, 5:38, Share, Reply)
He looks like a lion...AND he's rich.
What are the chances?
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:18, Share, Reply)
What are the chances?
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:18, Share, Reply)
A lady freind used to call him 'horseface' which I thought more apt
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:45, Share, Reply)
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:45, Share, Reply)
yes his real face sits on top of his david blane mask that sits on top of his masked magician mask that is stuck to his arse
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:51, Share, Reply)
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:51, Share, Reply)
She looks a lot like that woman from The Shining.
Don't think it's actually her though.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 20:31, Share, Reply)
Don't think it's actually her though.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 20:31, Share, Reply)
I am completely incapable
Of telling the difference between her and Mia Farrow.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:17, Share, Reply)
Of telling the difference between her and Mia Farrow.
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 21:17, Share, Reply)
I liked that one so much when it was linked here Oct 18th...
I even put it on Facebook (to absolutely no response.)
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:02, Share, Reply)
I even put it on Facebook (to absolutely no response.)
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 22:02, Share, Reply)
Is peado finder trying to tell me something?
(sorry, last link honest!)
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 20:12, Share, Reply)
(sorry, last link honest!)
( , Sun 11 Nov 2012, 20:12, Share, Reply)
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