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This is a link post My Friend Graphene (Chilled /techno) I made this!
Some chilled out techno for a Monday afternoon.
 (hamst3rf1sh Purveyor of daftness, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Ever wished your email would disappear into a big, dark hole?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES YES YES

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha! Oh yes.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I was about to post that. I've signed up :)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bit of a stretch

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post For some...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait to get my hands on it.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!!!! I have put my name down!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
for use on all job applications.
 (UTB, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Amazing all survived this crash

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its like how i land when im playing GTA

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boing.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post zebedee at the controls again?
of course i have campainged for years for airports to be made safer by making them from sponge rubber , looks like they are finaly doing this
how many more live could be sved with a safty spong airport?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I just want to say...good luck, we're all counting on you".

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Diabolik TV show trailer...
I'm no comic book geek, but I love the film of this from the 60s so I'll have to leave it to others to pass critical judgement here.

I think it looks lovely... no word yet if the UK will get this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks a bit digital in places
and no acting/lines
could be a very wooden load of plop ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that
when you've had too little or too much fiber?
 (Haz, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Best of the Tango Adverts
Hope it isn't GC but it should be, all the Tango adverts in one video.
(becomingbatman, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
classics
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post And that's the hit of the whole fruit.
Ace postage.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post How does the helmet stay on?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post The same way
that the magnet works on a non ferrous metal.
 (Nicklock, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where was the purple
"COME ON THEN, FRANCE" one? That was the best one! With Felix in the background.

Pity they put aspartame in it now and I won't drink it.. :/
 (I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post which part of you did they put in it? Must be wierd tasting part of yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post part filmed in Shire Park Welwyn Garden City at Tesco HQ
(I worked in the office opposite at the time)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here we are
the music makes it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNDP11XVg94
 (I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Incredible! I'd forgotten that little beauty
 (becomingbatman, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the harriers that make it for me :)
I once went to an art centre in Minnesota (I forget which) to see their replaying of the best British adverts that year. This was the winner.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post ace!
but needs more www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3o4dEoFdl8
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Voiceover by
Rob Brydon
 (moistness, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post nothing beats this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K042CaAXSZ8&feature=related

'twas the source of many sore cheeks in my playground when i was a yout'
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I remember there being an assembly about it because some parents had complained their kids were coming home with boxed ears.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slow and boring
Not entirely sure if these came about from Britvic switching advertising agencies, but none of these compare with the Tango adverts of the 90s (I happen to have them all on video).

This Blackcurrent Tango advert was genius

I am now scrambling around trying to find the relevant wires to connect my laptop with the video player to digitalise the "you know when you've had sprouts" skit
 (MaxZero ZeroMax, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 18:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well post them

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a link post "Tickle me" Elmo under a Peadovestigation (Daily Fail link)
As predicted by B3ta about 2 weeks ago on this very site (see top 10 list)
www.b3ta.com/links/882502

Fingers crossed that the rest of them are brought to justice quickly.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/board/10879255
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Quality
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a link post So I've had my operation. I'm now a cyborg I made this!
Yeah, sorry to spam the board again but I finally had my operation last Friday (postponed from Tuesday after a leak in the operating theatre, believe it or not!).

It went well, but I feel a little bit different now. I tried to get some thoughts down as soon as possible afterwards while it was all still fresh in my mind. I've got a long and uncertain wait until switch on now.

Anyway, just thought I'd share with you. xxx
 (helmsdeep, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is someone letting out the secrets of the operating theatre?
Must be strange. Looking forward to switching it on...I hope it's good.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, considering I was asleep for the op and didn't have it filmed
whatever happened in there will remain unknown to me (thankfully)
 (helmsdeep, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post OK, I've just got your joke
*slaps forehead*
 (helmsdeep, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post : )

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post at this ponit you realy hope your wife hasnt got opne of those annoying nasel scouse accents

first thin you hear i predict
will be a big issue seller
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post or talks like i spell

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post crazy stuff, best of luck as always :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good on you!

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck squire! I hope it works well!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the best
you have a kick ass xray, but the airport thing is going to suck balls.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The side effects are terrible, and the things you can't do
Hope you have a good experience and not the sound quality of a zx spectrum
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good point, can you fly after something like that?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can fly - but not until the scar's fully healed
Most of the side effects are short to medium term.
 (helmsdeep, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh, good, I know there are some ear problems that prevent people from flying,
I flew with a tooth abcess once, it was pretty painful.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post All I got from the side effects was...
..'there will be wailing and gnashing of teeth'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes you can fly, there are lots of people now with these fitted.
You'll need to tell the guard at security you have one because it'll set off the detectors.

You may not be able to have an MRI in the future though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post was it a radioactive chip?
I want to have super powers and be able to fly too :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good to hear this (no pun intended)
I was wondering how you got on. Im deaf as a post in my left ear, and partially deaf in the other. After meeting someone with a cochlear implant (who said it was ace) and hearing your story, ill have to look into it. Any hearing in my left ear is better than nowt.

Was yours done free on the NHS, or was it a pricey jobby? Digital hearing aids are crazy expensive, so im thankful for the NHS giving me one for nowt.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post All on the NHS
No harm in asking your GP for a referral to your nearest cochlear implant department and getting assessed
 (helmsdeep, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post What kind of Socialist hell is this?
You had a life-changing operation like that and you didn't have to pay a thing outside of your normal taxes? That's absolutely disgusting - it means that *anyone* could get that done if they wanted to.

How about the death panel? How did you manage to convince them not to kill you?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's wishing a speedy recovery...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Welcome
to the Cyborg club! My jaw is part metal but no electronics involved so gives no troubles that you might encounter. Good luck, and don't apologise for keeping us informed, it is interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
How come you have a metal jaw? Are you like Javier Bardem in SKYFALL?
 (helmsdeep, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post A simple tale
My now ex husband smashed the shit out of it. Virtually blinded me in one eye at the same time. They got most of my teeth back in, but there is a lot of scaffolding. I'm worth a fair bit as scrap metal! I laugh now, but not on a cold day because it hurts.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
I'm glad he's now your ex husband x
 (helmsdeep, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post He went to prison
for longer than I went to hospital, but only just if you count my follow up visits. Justice, I believe they call it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad. x

(helmsdeep, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
What I really meant to say, without going on about me (which I did and I apologise), was even the most invasive surgery isn't the end of the book.
All the best books start new chapters that take you on a new adventure. This is yours, and the best of luck.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very nicely said
Thank you again. x
 (helmsdeep, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post My arm is held together with metal plates and screws, does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say so!

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post love this

(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck mate!
I recently had a titanium neck fitted - didn't help me hear better but I can now look up - which I was unable to do for 4 years....

You can't turn out worse than this man: 24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh1nr2TafR1qextp7o1_400.gif
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they need to fit dogs with titanium necks
then all dogs could look up.

This is my dream.
 (helmsdeep, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post very interesting insight into your experience dude.
cheers and best of luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a link post I want this so bad.
Awesome Tractor!!! Look at it go!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh yes....
very much yes...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fearsome machine!
Although don't like it myself: I'm an ex tractor fan

Sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft....

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post OOOF!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps you'd like it with some Swiss-German insane tractor posse?
www.youtubemultiplier.com/50a18e0d77816-tractor-racing-traktor-racing.php

*YouTube loads are sucking lately so might want to pause them for a min at start.
 (I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That works!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post If this was in Russia
It would be weaving in and out of lorries on a small country road
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That or driving off of ramps.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Used for pulling?
Tractor pulling, not ladies.
 (RobDonkey, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has to be ladies, lets face it, it's never going to plough in a straight line.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is just too much fun!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Badass!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post A tractor capable of travelling faster than 10mph?
I don't believe it.
 (Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees , 30p each or three for a quid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Best of the web 3.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs less time spent on each clip

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's perfect for me, I get bored with anything if I have to look at it for more than 1.3 seconds

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Warning*
This clip suffers from ADHD.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only thing that annoyed me about this
was I wanted to see the chubby fella land in a paddling pool.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post 43 secs camel/moose in a wig and lipstick
some one on /talk lost a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Number 11
many of the survivors of WW1 later became extras in the benny hill show
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post interesting fact #12
world war 1 was not called world war one untill the second world war due to copyright issues
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fact 8
Is pretty much what led to WWII (or at least was a major factor that helped the monotesticular one gain such power).
 (I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Moxie NSFW
Recent animated short by Stephen Irwin now available on-line.

I love this guy's stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Funny Fail / Win / Luck Compilation 2012 | November
does what it says etc
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was...
...113!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post At first I was like whatever
Then there was a GTA dragon. And a drunk pig
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post 10:08 just keeps on giving.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Post down below prompted me hunt for my favourite Ali G sketch
Makes you realise how shit The Dictator was.
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Windows 8 and pissed

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That isn't drunk.
If she was properly drunk she'd be looking at porn and crying.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post she would if she could find it
but windows 8 wont let her.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The voice of experience.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Ipad
is more user friendly when pissed
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Easy to wipe the tears and whatnot off?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post have you worked out how to use it when sober yet?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post fingers are too fat when sober

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I must be the only person that likes windows 8....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
You are. You are the only individual on the planet that likes Windows 8. I suggest bleaching your eyes and filing down the cornea of each with a clogger's rasp until you no longer like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like it.
Wish I had a touchscreen monitor though
 (I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have just had this experience.
I've just ordered the wife a 'Window 8' laptop which came today. I've set it up and just walked away.It mental. I'll leave it to her, will keep her quite for a bit anyways.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keeps her quiet you say?
*orders several*
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post it looks
as appalling as I'd expect it to be. Very similar to Apple shite I've seen (I certainly don't use it) in that you go to some program and then wonder endlessly how the fuck you're supposed to do the most basic functions within it.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I stupidly installed Windows 8.
Big mistake.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Catching up with the CGI guy from that Dire Straits video I made this!
I wrote this and Peepholecircus did all the hard work. Think he's Faceburger on here? Hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh good,
no thumbnail! But it is a video. 2 minutes 20.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Use this url
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghmL5rGEcUk

Edit: hehe very good :)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
And thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
Loved the ending.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D great idea
didn't they have a cameo in Reboot?

EDIT - blimey, Mainframe (who did Reboot) actually did the original Dire Straits video.
EDIT 2 - here you go www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEycLWrxsnw
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha
I remember that now, never thought to look up who made the Dire Straits video. Live and learn.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mentioned them
in the tags. Did try to contact them years ago about using the actual guy but they never replied, which is why our version doesn't look more like him.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - that's ace!
Reboot was a big inspiration for me when i was a wee 'un aspiring to be a 3D mastermind
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beast Wars is where it's at

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post wicked. :D

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's bloody great that is.
Lovely idea, looks great, slick writing and...shock horror...an actual, real, bona fide PUNCHLINE to a sketch! I like this. I like this very much indeed.
 (Leemondus, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think
either Max Koch or my writing partner Richard Law came up with the punchline. Certainly wasn't me.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes tis me
Tis a good idea for a video, I can't take any credit for that, just the moving stuff around part.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post it definitely works better as a visual piece though... :D
i heard it on the radio last week and i couldn't really tell what was happening.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely!

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Verreh good!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Great works as always Grey Bloke, very funny
 (becomingbatman, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Class work, gents.
A couple of proper guffaws watching that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oho yes.
Yes indeedy yes.

I remember Kelly LeBrock.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
That was one of the coolest things my eyes couldn't get enough of as a kid. Awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Nice work!
"miss pacman! the little yellow bitch!"
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magnificent!
Poignant stuff...
 (I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I work for this Lot!
Jest a bit of nostalgia for youse geeks!

blog.quantel.eu/2011/03/the-quantel-paintbox-a-pioneering-computer-graphics-workstation/
 (Grayboots, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a link post More canal stuffs I made this!
The Meccano bridge will arrive on Saturday :) If anyone around Bolton or Manchester would like to help build a bridge, please come along this weekend :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you got any Industrial Archaeologists working on this?
While that sounds like an accusatory question, it's not. It's just knowing what Industrial archaeologists are like, they would over this like wasps to a jam-covered-picknik basket!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow is it really called "Nob End"? Let's all move there!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...and take possession of an unoccupied building.
Or: "To squat on Nob end"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a link post who wants to win an ounce?
ali g ripoff from one of those telly shows they show on that there tellybox
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still his best character.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dSdkKwR2ZY
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Let Me Bang, Bro. NSFW
This is so confusing on so many levels. Tenuous NSFW though swears are beeped out.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post marlon brando is soundimg and looking great these days

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'cockbobbing pirate nonce'
That's one of the greatest things i've ever heard, nice work there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ i here by give you permission to go out into the real world and call random passers by cockbobbing pirate nonce

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's clear enough to me,
the two gentlemen (lets call them "hat" and "hair") are in a long term relationship that has lost some of it's sparkle, but not their undying love for each other. Hair yearns for the sexual passion they once shared, but Hat just wants to sit in front of the tv and have a cuddle.
So, being brave, Hair has looked elsewhere and found another sexual suitor. This video is the culmination of events, where Hair confesses his needs to his love, through teary eyes.
Hat, well, he loves Hair so much, he's giving him his blessing.

It's a beautiful thing. No wonder all their friends are there for support.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love a good bro-mance.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tYAA285gY0
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwww....

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Another proportionate response to someone being a dick on social media
Wonder if the police are as sick of these complaints as everyone else.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they arrested everyone who was a dick on the internet
there would be nobody left.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post As I whined on a facebook page earlier.....
FFS it's not a religious symbol (not that they should be treated special anyway), if he bought it he's entitled to do what he wants with it. Posting a picture of it on fire means nothing, it is no different to posting a picture of a paper cup alight unless it came posted with threats of violence to a remembrance parade or similar. They are either arresting someone based on another person's interpretation of an image (which basically puts every work of art at risk of criminal prosecution) or arresting him based on his own dimwitted view of remembrance day (which means certain days now carry an enforceable level of serious opinion that we must all hold).
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post so he gets the shits thrown at him for burning a poppy?
what about all the ones thrown away ?
all the poppys dumped in to land fill?
if i post pics of these is that any worse? because we choose to deliberatly throw awaw or destroy a poppy doesnt make us bad it is what millions of people do at this time of year.
he is dick for posting it online but apart from that he is no differant to many many others
true the story is lacking in detail and more may/will emerge on this but at the moment he is just a dick
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's the former.
The rise of social networks means people are now far more exposed to images and words outside their comfort zone, and some (wankers) deal with it by calling the police, who are duty-bound to investigate.

The law needs to be modernised.
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post The police needs to stop ever appeasing the mob.
Every time they do, it gives idiots the belief that is how they should handle offence.

I really do think it would be quite an interesting experiment to start a campaign to get, say, Richard Littlejohn arrested based on the fact our law works by precedent. He is a bigger troll than many who have been charged.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post THIS^^^
for definite.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely.
The fact that it represents fallen Commonwealth soldiers of all wars and not just the two world wars also means that it's not really a clear cut symbol for many people.

He may have been trying to make a valid point, albeit in a dumb way.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Only Way is Essex...
...causes me distress and anxiety. Therefore the producers and broadcasters should be arrested under the malicious telecommunications act 1988.


Alternatively, I could just be an adult and put up with its existence. I do not have a right to not be offended.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Silly isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cannot un-goat.se!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post that would burn.
just need a really hot fire eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought the point of poppies was to give former soldiers work making them rather than just handouts?
This looks factory made.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck
sake
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Dronestagram - Like Instagram but for drone strikes.
Just to put Obamas drone war against Pakistan and Yemen into context.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post in to what context?
isn't an instagram blog belittling the seriousness of the situation and saying it's all a load of throwaway internet nonsense?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it puts names and details onto each one rather than "just another drone strike" that hardly even gets reported now.
That context.

"7th November: a strike at night in a village 40km from Sana’a. Alleged al Qaeda leader Adnam al Qathi and his bodyguards Rablee Lahib and Radwan al Hashidi were killed. A child and two others are also reported injured. Drones had been seen over the area for three days."
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post gotcha, I thought you just meant the snappy, trendy, play on words title they'd given it

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I guess it's trying to use a familer bit of social media to get a jaded nation to notice Obama is killing lots of people in countries that we're not at war with and call allies.
And Pakistan has asked that could they please stop blowing them up, thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm, Pakistan have very little oil apparently
I'm confused as to what's going on here.
It needs a second page in the style of a socaial media site, perhaps called Factbook
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post the CIA have one of those!
https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/

i'm not personally going to vouch for the facts.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not at all
It's taking a collection of photos of a very serious subject, prettying them up by applying 'vintage' filters to them, adding a bit of fake vignetting, and then posting them on a blogging system designed for rapid turnover.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post He makes Drone music?
Wow, i kind of like some of that stuff, may have to hit him up for a Cd, are they only available in Pakistan and Yemen? What name does he go under?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really get this whole 'Drones are bad' thing
does it really matter if its a drone, a cruise missile, or a bomb/missile launched from a fighter jet?

whichever it is, someone, somewhere, presses a button and something, somewhere, goes boom.

Making it all about a specific weapon delivery system pretty much clouds the issue.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i agree, but drone tends to mean sneaky sneaky so people love to be specific when it comes to them.
It makes it worse, somehow.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post innocent untill proven guilty doesnt seem to apply here
or the simple fact that they are "aleged" insurgents terrorist fredom fighters nut jobs call them what you will is enough to get them killed?
if you killed some over there and sdaid i suspect they are one of the above you would be sent to some shit hole prison for a long time but put a uniform on and do the same thing and its ok because you are defending your goverments right to exploit oil from other countrys and manipulte the media and people how you see fit.
would the people of america stand for this if they knew the truth behind this shit not just what they are spoon fed would obamalamdingdong have got back into the white house?
who knows
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually if you were in a uniform and on the ground subject to the rules of engagment you'll be liable for a court marshel.
But press a button thousands of miles away and suspicion is enough.

Anyways these are insurgents battling against the forces of good.
Not like those freedom fighters in Syria struggling against the forces of evil.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Drones get all the bad press
for several reasons, but to my mind it's primarily due to their extended loitering over a target area before they strike. They can circle around a target area for many, many hours before finally releasing their weapons. Now imagine you're in Pakistan or wherever and you see/hear a drone in the area. Imagine the sheer terror of knowing that that flying robotic death machine may choose to kill you at any point and there's nothing you can do to fight back.

Secondly, a drone is vastly inferior to a human-piloted aircraft in terms of target validation. It is restricted to seeing what its cameras and other sensors are pointed at at the time, and can only see at the resolution of its cameras. As a result is unable to effectively evaluate a target in terms of collateral damage. There is absolutely no substitute for having a human eyeball assessing the target prior to weapon firing.

Thirdly the drones relatively low-value aircraft in comparison to a fighter jet, they fire low-cost munitions and they are controlled from many thousands of miles away. There's comparitively little financial cost in their use, and there's no risk to the operator. It's war for the Playstation generation: You get shot down, no problem, just reload.*

Due to the range from which they're launched and the speed they approach, there's little to no warning of a cruise missile strike so the terror factor doesn't really count. They're (mostly) precision weapons, but they cost several million a shot. As a result they're too expensive to use except in the initial days of a war to destroy the air defences of a country, or for other high-value targets.


* As an aside, several years ago at work I once overheard a uniformed officer and a sales manager at a coffee machine, discussing the problems that the USAF were having with B2 pilots flying round-trip bombing missions over Afghanistan out of Maryland. They were having trouble connecting the fact they were fighting a war and killing people, then going home to their families at the end of the mission. It was all I cound do to avoid shouting "GOOD!" at them. War *should* have a cost, be it physical, financial or psychological. When it exacts no toll on us, then there is no reason not to fight.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on...
You are saying a pilot of a plane flying at high altitude can see better than a drone at a much lower altitude?

Pretty sure that a pilot can't see as well as a drone controller
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps I wasn't making my point clearly enough
I was referring to the difference in situational awareness.

It's the difference between driving a car and playing a driving game. Playing the game, you can only see what the screen shows. Even if you can steer the camera, you'll never get the full field-of-view that an eyeball gives you.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they use Xbox 360 controllers, actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know they do for the bomb disposal robots.
I would hope though that for something the flies it's a tad more sophisticated.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:44, , Reply)

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