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This is a link post Big pile 'O' leaves
bit of a 'promo mong', but looks like genuine lols were had.
(Spin Its a thing., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post And from that related post, this is a guy smashing his back. No gore or visible injuries, just the noise man...
Not posting as a seperate link, this is a man jumping onto his spine and hurting it. He is however, Perfectly OK now and no damage. But still, not my normal thing but shows what a prick you CAN be online... www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qs_eOvbyTGo*edit* if you click, dont fucking bitch about it, he's the cunt that posted it....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post i did click that.
and having broken my tailbone, watching that made my teeth go all metallic and i feel kinda sick now.
also he was clearly drinking something other than redbull. so there is where he went wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
She did push it back a bit
 (Spin Its a thing., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post that does look like fun.
though who is gonna rake up all those leaves?
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post where can i download the soundtrack?

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Apropos of fabulousness
(minor apologies to the god of GC)
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can tell from the preview pic what vid that is.
I fucking loves it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Interesting article on El Reg about the standardisation of the kilogram
Turns out that the kilogram is the last of the SI units to be measured relative to an arbitrary physical object. This is all about the various moves to get away from that standard.

In typical El Reg style it's a pretty nifty explanation of some fairly heavy science, all wrapped up with references to "Glorious silicon globes"...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Science!

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strange... It's a Mass v Weight issue, surely.
A KG is weight, we have Newtons for Mass.
Weight is Mass+Gravitational force. Hence we Weigh less on the moon, but have the same Mass.

I thought 1 KG was 1 litre of distilled water at 3.98 degrees Celsius... at sea level. Or, around 9.8 Newtons...

Stupid Physicists changing their minds.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a physicist myself...
I'd like to correct you.

It's the other way round. The kilogram is a unit of mass, whereas the Newton is a unit of force.

From Newton's second law, F(orce) = m(ass) * a(cceleration). Therefore an object having a mass of 1kg will exert a force (or a weight) of 9.8 Newtons (assuming gravitational acceleration to be 9.8 m/s^2).

The reason for the confusion I believe is that, while we are subjected to gravity, the concepts of mass and weight are, to all intents and purposes, interchangeable. When you step on your bathroom scales, they are in effect measuring the force applied, dividing this by 9.8, and telling you what your mass is. Since gravity has very little variation wherever you are on the Earth, the resulting readout is reliable enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! fozberry, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post My cunning ploy
To out the Physicists worked!
Get him boys!
also stand corrected, cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Fuck you fluffybunnykiller
Think you'll find I, have the best headline today.
(but im sure you're lovely)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post He must have a good aim
with a head that shape.
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post And looking at his 'achievements'
I reckon I could do that record easy with the right amount of drink or drugs....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post i feel guilty having clicked two daily fail links in a row.
but i laughed at that head line. as sad as that is...
(fluffys would have been better had it had video of said cat in washing machine)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post See,
Always look out for mine, I deliver the goods.....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's because you rock.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Damn straight
And none of you forget that...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yo fluffy!, you gonna stand for this?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has a cat to iron....

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a link post dailymail link cat in washing machine survives for nearly hrs
as usaul CaC
dog would never
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post 9
cats have nine lives
 (cancerik, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post quick fluffy,
find a video of a cat in a washing machine.
(and no a dog would never)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a link post The Green Banner
Amazing fake medieval battle.
(cancerik, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boring

(cancerik, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah well that's just the engine,
what about the little button that adjusts the seat?
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post What kind of Rolls Royce Silver Spirit plane have you been on
where a button adjusts the seat? Blimey. Posh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know,
they have them on the train. I don't go on planes because I'm scared the seat won't adjust.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post OMG!
This plane doesn't even have a phalange!
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't forget the side bits
and the front bit
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post what about the bit that holds the engine to the wing (it's just painted over gaffer tape isn't it)
or that contains the fuel that powers the engine?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post shhh

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats the sort of narrator you want to punch in the mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 8:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
Possibly GC (well sort of. I think Dogbomb reviewed it once...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this
With Dogbomb's commentary it's one of the funniest things I've seen on here :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes indeed
Dogbomb's reactions made me rofl so hard my sides hurt for days.
 (I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 1:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have seen it before
but it still is inspiring
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only racing was always like that
I might be persuaded to watch it.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
c p
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post DO YOU MIND
I have spent years cultivating a 70's bush.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it was a cotoniaster! I fucking hate them, they plant them with leylandiiai or how the buggery whatever it is spelt.
They are very council bushes, very 70's, fuschias are a bit outdated too. You should get something a bit more up to date.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just make sure you avoid burberus.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a pokemon?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you Jamaican?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post no I'm doing it of my own accord.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post you drive a honda?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alaska?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Baked Alaska!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't ask er, she doesn't wan't people know where she's wheelie bin.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post where's the wheelie bin
yes it does doesn't it
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post The soap,
it's where I have wheelie bin!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is the best thing since Zoo Race

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Living in Japan must be like living in a perpetual Vic and Bob sketch

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, best description of Japan yet
It certainly seems that way
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 6:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this very much
particularly the hefelump
 (iamdamosuzuki boobies, boobies, boobies, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha...best thing in ages

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 6:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post coffee all over screen
...well thats livened up a dull Wednesday morning in London
 (I helped save b3ta! bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do remember
someone posted the link to the site a while back.

If you could work it out is was pretty good fun.
 (hamchicken&peas, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a link post China Attempting To Assemble Tallest Building In The World In 90 Days (rather than actually build it).
Still pretty impressive though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that looks like a fucking monstrosity
It's as out of place in size and shape as that hotel in Pyongyang.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did you see the pictures of the inside?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of the Pyongyang hotel?
Not sure. I guess they'd have stuck in the mind if I had...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are only a couple:
www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/north-koreas-ryugyong-hot_0_n_1918701.html

Some travel agents took them and released them to the press, don't think they'll be allowed to bring anyone back to NK on trips again. Contract = Void.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's grim up North.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
fucking wank
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post it looks out of place in that image because its out of scale and its Chicago

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thought that was Willis Tower, it's still going to look mental wherever they put it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strange choice of skyline to photoshop then
It's also demonstrably not the same design as the one in the referenced article, which makes the whole thing even odder. It's like they got the intern to do the graphics or something...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post having worked as an architect in china,
i can say that it wouldn't surprise me if it is the one shown in the article, and they designed it (did this render) in 1 hour, before shooting it off to the developer for approval.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is really kinda scary.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post 's alright
I have no intention of going within 1000 miles of that building. I'd be surprised if it could land on me at that range...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post argh
storEy
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I take it it's an American site, still, feel free to email them and be a dick about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post they spell it "storeys" further down the page.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what i can do to rectify your current predicament or explain how this was allowed to happen.
I'm sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you want a hug?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only if you put some clothes on first.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shan't

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post ("Muuuuuuuuuummmm!!!! It's happening again!!!!")

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post hush you! it's wine time.
you started it, now go sit in time out.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
some clothes the gimp suit
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop putting things in my mouth.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Close your eyes, open your mouth and taste my dumplings.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that's what they all say
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I demand satisfaction!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's clearly
"Top Stories" not storeys.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Think they could build me a new house in a few hours?

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Don't see why not, i'd be worried about it maybe falling over after a few months but, yeah, you should give them a call.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
I don't believe it's possible
 (cancerik, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy fucking clone stamp!

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Elmo Puppeteer Quits Over 'Boy Touching' Allegations.......
What do they expect?



.........he's been fisting Elmo for years
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm.
Seems the boy in question was 16 at the time (which would mean that whilst it's a bit creepy, it would be legal in the UK) and the lad himself describes it as "an adult consensual relationship."

That's hardly Saville scale kidfucking. Honestly, american TV sex pests just aren't pulling their weight.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Age of consent is higher?
I know drinking is 21 in some states (not that its made them any smarter) :P
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post google seems to say
"16 in most states, but 18 in a few, and OMGNEVERNEVERNEVER in texas"
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post
For fuck's sake. Not Elmo.......
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Elmo must be feeling really empty inside right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You reckon he did the voice while noncing?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a link post The 500 best albums of all time, as voted by Rolling Stone's chosen group of musical 'experts'
Let the arguments begin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see Aqua anywhere on that list.
It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!
 (I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were more of a singles band.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh good lord
I...I've said too much

actually, it's just an excuse to say "Some of those albums are good, but I like these better" but in the most aggressive way possible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harrumph well whatever is at number 458 is clearly better than what's at number 457

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
And what are they thinking with 235 and 93? Clearly 93 is only 129 and 235 is more like 335!! Idiots.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Experts being people with opinions like every one else.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could they not just publish it as a list?
I can't be bothered to click through 500 individual pages.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here you go...
www.listology.com/jimmysmits/list/rolling-stone-500-greatest-albums-all-time-2012-updated-list-ones-i-own

(This list is better as you find out which ones a man called Jimmy owns)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
far more convenient for the old Ctrl+F

No Super Furry Animals. Greatest Albums Fail.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
Also, pffft establishment! In 200 years nobody will remember about top hundred.

edit: Seriously, Amy Winehouse, Green Day, Arctic Monkeys? Guess that's why I don't read Rolling Stones.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a proper grandad's list
in 200 years we'll be listening to brainmusic piped directly into our nervous system from Venus. And Whigfield.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tell you, turn down this venusian racket!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's almost as if liking music were subjective,
and trying to sort it all in order of quality is a positively idiotic thing to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post now that's just silly

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post zen and the art of music collection maintainance

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post They could at least uphold consistent
criteria, that's all.

edit: Oh, sorry I've forgot, primary criterion was "among 500 greatest albums of all time according to RS".
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most of them are records I have
recently taken to the charity shop in order to purge my collection of stuff I bought but which never meant much to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post so this is all *your* fault

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The 500 greatest albums found in
Arthritis Research.

(Though I'm sure Lil' Chris would deserve a higher place in that case)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post predictable list made by wankers and old people

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite
This remains accurate, however...
tv.cream.org/extras/top100singles.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post i got as far as 99 and drifted off into a nostalgic wendy james inspired reverie...
...back in a bit
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not even clicking that.
Otherwise I'll be going to sleep tonight, muttering under my breath "How could they even do that, this one is much superior. Atrocious. Horrendous. Absolute bastar......."

EDIT: Music is personal and so everyone has their own "top" collections, and so it should remain...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post NOOOO!
Everything which is subjective, should be settled in bare-chested fist fights! What are you, some kind of communist?
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very
middle-aged white guy...no mention of Aphex Twin (or anything more on the electronic end of things). Taken purely on the influential-scale elements of his style are quietly spattered all over the 21st Century like musical bukkake. But then taste is taste, and I'm happy Innervisions is so high on the list.
 (A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post the industry *shudders* is less than a century old and just twenty years ago
an album would have been a day or so's wages for your average fan depending on income. many artists through history, musical or otherwise, died poor and were not recognised or valued *shudders* until well after their deaths and the wheel keeps on turning... then came the internet... etc
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post sorry, i'm sure i had a point when i started...
...see - there was this big bang, energy cooled to matter, matter...
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:23, , Reply)
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ha ha - matter eventually condensed in to caveman hipsters smacking rocks together ironically whilst longer-bearded neanderthals looked on, shocked at the terrible racket they were creating; no respect for classic of rock-smacking...
 (A! The Crunchy Tube, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:27, , Reply)
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"And we'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent life forms everywhere. And to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys."
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a load of wank
No mention of "Daft Punk - Discovery"

or "Aphex Twin - Richard D James"
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Lake Street Dive Plays "I Want You Back" On a Boston Sidewalk
Worth a listen. Worth a look.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a link post 6 min advert for a car!
Brilliantly done anime style.
 (I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Proper embedding will yield more replies, nice animation.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Crowded Room - a Timelapse
My old mate from back home wrote and recorded the music for this timelapse art thingy. He says "The artist who made it likes mid 20th serialist clasical music, and trance. So its kind of Micheal Nyman meets Orbital."
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agh. Forced full screen size and the vid quality isn't up to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oops.
I'm struggling to get an embedded thingy going on here...
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any betterer?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, thanks.
(Very sorry, but didn't like the music)
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Bieber's itchy crotch I made this!
Threw this one together the other day. I was amazed at how much his wenis was bothering him.
(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. LIKE.
Hang on.

Conan O'Brien is one of those massive TV types isn't he?

Are you an actual professional? Wow.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha well I try to be professional
as much as one can be making a living as a crotch double
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done to you
I thought we were all unemployed!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post For an American he isn't that massive.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post For an Irish man
he's quite tall
 (I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post For a Scotsman he is quite sober.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of people can't tell he is Canadian
because he isn't wearing shorts.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post ALL of your stuff is excellent.
You sod.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheerz!

(I helped save b3ta! smearballs double bag it!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The uploader
has not made this video available in your country. Sad face.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post You maniac
: ) lol
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's good

(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Four bored scousers at Manchester airport
17 seconds. Might raise a smile
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post "17 seconds. Might raise a smile..."
We all know you've used that line before.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Many, many times
I feel bad saying it 'cos it's never raised a smile up to now. Oh well, what I lack in longevity I make up for with sheer agression
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that an elaborate 69-er?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trying to disguise themselves as a bike as they've just robbed the duty free.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:31, , Reply)
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very gooood.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5 scousers, shirley?
...including the one filming.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6 if you count
the one who robbed the camcorder in the first place
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post 7 if you include the one that nicked the fucking wheels.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jokes on him, had to pay for extra baggage for his flight to Alicante.
Then when the wheels got robbed over there he had to pay extra to get the four bricks he was left with home.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha.
well it made me smile. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly not at Manchester
What with the foreign-accent, dual-language public announcement.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a link post P!nk at the AMA awards (bindun?)
Stunning live perfomance. She's limber!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, she's probably bindun many, many times.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post If she bends like that it's not surprising

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally, she's just asking for it dressed like that and bending over and stuff.
/rape lols.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seen
some of her other live performances where she does hugely talented displays of gymnastics while singing.. very committed performer and a joy to watch.

Didn't know she was married to Bruce Banner though, thanks for the vid
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Pinback - Byzantine.
Lovely track.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a link post catjumping.com I made this!
Timing win.
 (fingbored, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Afraid I'm getting...
"No video with supported format and MIME type found"

(Firefox, IE gets a white screen)
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post i get the same...
black screen Firefox for me. with buttons on the corner that i can share it on FB or twitter.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post You both think that's bad?
I got a video of a fucking cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is how kittens are made.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop wanking.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
my bad, it only seems to work on chrome atm, working on a flash fallback mode.
 (fingbored, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations.
You failed to put a cat on the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Opera here, without flash.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Blergh, apparently embedding video into a webshite is more complicated than I had originally anticipated.

I cba with spending any more time on this, my advice to you all is to upgrade to chrome.



 (fingbored, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't you just downgrade to posting videos on youtube instead of a website that doesn't work on most browsers?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I wanted to test how unlimited unlimited really means on my vps.
 (fingbored, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't disparage my fucking browser in favour of Google's
Just list your video file in WebM as well as h.264
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Yes he did
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think if you create an .ogg format version
and link to both within your video tag, then it should work on most new browsers...

www.w3schools.com/html/html5_video.asp
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post firefox has ghostery, ad-block plus, modify headers and a thing for downloading videos from youtube
so there
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's have internet browser flame!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bagsy netscape navigator.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take Iceweasel.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post FIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post ROUND ONE!!!!
NETSCAPE TRIES FLASH!

ICE WEASEL STARTS LOADING A GIF!

NETSACAPE CRASHES!

ICE WEASEL CRASHES! TOASTY TOASTY!

DOUBLE K.O.!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh WHAT'T THIS???
OH MY GOD IT'S IE4!!!!


IT'S GONNA GET DARK IN HERE!

ICEWEASEL AND NETSCAPE ARE SHITTING THEMSELVES!

IE 4 STARTS TO LOAD MULTIPLE JPEGS. OH MY GOD IT'S A BLOODBATH!!!

IE4 DOWNLOADS AN UP GRADE! NETSCAPE LOADS NAPSTER!

IE4 CRASHES!

OH MY GOD THIS IS EPIC STUFF!

ICE WEASEL LOADS ROADKILL DOT COM!!!

THEY ALL CRASH!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH NO!!!
IT IS THE LOAD A STICKDEATH.COM MOVIE ROUND!

THEY ALL START TO LOAD!!.....................
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH MY GOD!
ICE WEASEL IS IMCOMPATIBLE WITH THIS FORMAT!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post NETSCAPE IS AT 479 KB OUT OF 673!
IE4 IS NEARLY THERE, 584KB!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH NO!!!!
THEY BOTH CRASHED!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post THERE REALLY ARE NO WINNERS HERE TONIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post BUT OH! WHAT'S THIS! IT ISN'T?...SURELY NOT!!!
FIRE FOX STROLLS INTO THE RING!


WHAT IS FIRE FOX DOING?? HE'S PULLING DOWN HIS SHORTS!

OH NO! FIREFOX IS TAKING A SHIT!

FIREFOX IS TAKING A SHIT ALL OVER THEM!!

OH NO ! CHROME HAS JUST JOINED IN!!!

OPERA IS STOOD AT THE SIDE OF THE ROPE LOOKING LIKE HE HAS A BAD CASE OF IBS AND IS BEGGING TO JOIN IN!!!

SAFARI IS NO WHERE TO BE SEEN!

OH NO WE HAVE WORD SAFARI IS USING THE ACTUAL TOILET AND NOT REALLY CARING ABOUT BEING COMPATIBLE WITH THE OTHER GUYS!

SAFARI IS SUCH A PUSSY!

WHAT AN EPIC SHOWDOWN!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I DREAD TO THINK WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN TOR GETS INVOLVED!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post
IE uses

MARQUEE ATTACK!

It's super ineffective!
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post HUZZAH!!!
man 1, cats 0!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh. It's still there.
catjumping.com/catjumping.mp4
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is no fucking way I am downloading that!
It contains cats, it will just make my hard drive beligerent, claw ridden, lazy and hateful/overly needy as it suits.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sure, you can delude yourself in illusion of
free will, however it' still _there_ unmoved and eternal.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post CATS ARE CUNTS 4EVA.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Burns Internet*

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post so much build up XD
that was brilliant
 (I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perfection.
with added falling cat bonus.
*clicks like a loon*
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst I enjoy this video
why not just link to the youtube one instead of spending your cash and time?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because he doesn't wnat to go wasting his emotions, he wants to spend all his (cash and ) time on you.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Harry and Paul - BBC Question Time Sketch
Harry and Paul - BBC Question Time Sketch
The best sketch so far !
(bertjamison Boards don't hit back !!!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
My wife's family are Danish. When Harry and Paul did the sketch at the end of episode 1 where they spoke 'pretend Danish'...I loved it. It was so well executed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I am glad.
That football coach sketch was brilliant
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4GXAmB1w6o
and in the same vein.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some great sendups in there.
Ed Sillyband and the Jimmy carr pisstake was spot on.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post And so...

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:42, , Reply)

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