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This is a link post Krav Maga!
Self defence has never looked so easy
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This is a normal post Jim Jam Ya-Ha!
Combat without contact:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXMO9OJ8bFc
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This is a normal post someone's seen this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t12RHAyPd4A
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This is a normal post Haha!
gets a click from me!
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This is a link post whts with the new google doodle today?
little mini game with a mario lookalike driving a zamboni ice machine
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Zamboni's birthday

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This is a normal post Frank Zappa's birthday.

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This is a normal post I never really liked the Beatles

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This is a normal post Yeah drummer Brian May sucks balls

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This is a link post Bad Lip Reading does NFL

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This is a normal post Yay!
Saw this earlier as I'm subscribed to their channel. Certainly one of their funnier ones. Click!
Also, Go Ravens!
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This is a link post Darkthrone - Leave No Cross Unturned
New Darkthrone! This is the sound of two Norsemen who do not give a single shit about anything. Some beefy riffs, chunky drums and definitely a bass!

"Torn from the wombs of the riders of rohan of metal; safely cradled in 1985 styleā€¯
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This is a link post Brian's Story
"Brian's Story" is a funny and tragic film about a Cambridge-educated journalist who, after a successful career, found himself living rough, battling alcoholism and manic depression.

Well worth watching from the beginning (part 1), in this part Brian tries to cook himself dinner. Manages to use spatula as a knife and hammer at the same time.
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This is a normal post Is this one of those shirkers or scroungers they want us to hate?

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, he was a clever successful articulate man
Who suffered from mania and succumbed to booze.

The film follows him as he kicks the arsehole out of it at every opportunity.
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This is a normal post I know, I was being a topical twat
Can't be an easy thing to live with. Insightful and quite upsetting watching.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me. That was profoundly upsetting. Bloody hell.
I used google to find more information on Brian. Once again Yahoo answers proves most edifying.
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This is a normal post Watch this also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFSqwEjxdow&feature=player_embedded
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ha! I got banned from YA about 6 years ago. Can't even remember why. It is the least insightful information resource on the web. and I'm including ITV.com in that.
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ITV b3ta
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This is a normal post I remember seeing this on telly years ago.
Even in my crueller younger days I couldn't laugh at the bit where he goes chicken oriental on the phone trying to get in touch with Janet Street-Porter. Then they found him dead after he fell out of a window or something. Awful stuff.
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This is a link post making a glass cockerel
bin dun?
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This is a normal post That's a really tiny cock.

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This is a normal post i think it depends on how you hold it

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This is a normal post
how where hold stick
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This is a link post Boob Apron
GC from 2 years ago, I don't care - made me laugh for the first time on a shite day.
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This is a normal post Titkerchief

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This is a normal post Flaming wax ahoy!

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This is a normal post Burning Cylinder of Light Yonder!

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This is a normal post WHAT'S WRONG WITH TITS!?
Are they having a laugh?
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This is a normal post Devils dumplings!

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This is a normal post haha classic

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This is a link post Empire issues statement re: Earth's decision not to build Death Star
wasn't going to post this, but then I read the furious arguments in the comments section (someone actually complains that Empire/Earth interaction is unrealistic), so postingf mainly for that.
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This is a normal post A fully operational death star was probably too much to ask
But Obamas being rather successful in blowing up anyone that "looks a bit terroristy" with his droid army
and i'm assuming he's got a bunch of clones to bring out too.
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This is a normal post haha, "nice try"
nice touch
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This is a link post The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air sung after the lyrics are translated through Google translate.
Quite funny :)
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This is a normal post That was pretty good.
but I'm sure they could have found a better way to explain it than having that douchebag come on in between songs.
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This is a normal post Yes, I'll grant you that.

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This is a normal post I came here to post this.
And you did it for me.
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This is a normal post The Lady on piano
Makes my private parts feel funny.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Psst.
It might be just me, but I think there's a distinct possibility that she may have been a man. Just putting it out there...
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This is a normal post Aww!
Adorable little cunts
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This is a normal post CGACAMAC

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
my cats do that all the time. They do it to me as well.

*awaits inevitable innuendos*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it's innuendos you're after,
I'll give you one.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more chips.

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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post Better.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine do that too
Something about being taking away from their mother too soon as kittens i heard.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:33, , Reply)
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I was worried about that with mine, so I nailed the mother's carcass to the wall above the litter tray. Didn't want them to be emotionally damaged.
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This is a normal post it's not a massage.
it's trying to get milk out. stupid thing.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
okay, that's nailed the innuendo requirements.
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This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyeER2gZGV4
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This is a normal post It's practising stealing the other cat's soul for when their owners have a baby

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This is a normal post totally. in. love

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This is a link post Home built personal Helicopter takes flight for the first time.
Doesn't look too safe. Kind of like a helicopter hat that one can hold onto.
*Skip to 40 to see it take off
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This is a normal post looks interesting, but the prospect of having an industrial lawnmower attached to my brain is slightly worrying.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post holy shit
that looks dangerous.
I don't think it's going to take off.

I'll get my coat...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:22, , Reply)
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I'd heard that Iron Man 3 had suffered budget cuts, but seriously...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll get you next time, Gadget.

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This is a normal post
ha!
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This is a normal post look ma no hands
chop chop
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This is a normal post That's great!

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post What could possibly go wrong

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This is a normal post Isn't it just a motorised nerd hat?


Wokka wokka wokka!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:51, , Reply)
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speaking of which, did anyone see that ITV dross 'Splash' or whatever with Tom Daley? I saw it round a mate's house on saturday, and Vernon Kay's ill-advised outfit was only missing one of these hats.
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This is a normal post This could revolutionise the window cleaning business!

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This is a normal post Was he down Vauxhall this morning?

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This is a normal post spinny blades of death far too close to head!!! :(

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's nothing preventing him from putting a steel mesh cage around those blades in case something happens
So why hasn't he?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha I fucking love nutters!!
steel mesh for the win!

Plus industrial earplug please :)
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This is a link post She's a big Dead or Alive fan I guess

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that is quite wonderful.
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This is a normal post Any excuse

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This is a normal post Light lound, baby
Light lound.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is really well done. Lovely.
But shouldn't it be called RRRRRRRotate?
Also how does the fighty video game with the big boobies fit in?
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This is a normal post see Barryheadwound's image above

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This is a normal post Oh, that song by that meth addicted woman that was in celebrity Big Brother.
I see.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:47, , Reply)
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oi, I've got a name, y'know...
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This is a normal post i was expecting some ridiculous bosom physics
most disappointing
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This is a normal post If you have Android
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.deroidsoft.jigglestarlite&hl=en
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This is a normal post Mouse over the title - the letters revolve as well.

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This is a normal post I'm now feeling giddy

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post love it!!!
*sits down and tries not to puke*
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Latest murder stats UK
interesting - half of all murdered women are killed by a current or ex partner, and twice as many men are murdered as women.

The most at-risk group? Children under 1 year old. Grim.
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This is a normal post Guilty lols for immediately visualising scores of women hacked up by angry dried fruit.

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hey, you can't go around saying things like that. Sir Elton John deserves a little respect.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not murdered.
NOT murdered.

Executed.

/Rob Newman's genius
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This is a link post Gone in a nanosecond

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This is a normal post crikey

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This is a normal post In these here parts
Iphone users have second phones to use when walking around the city centre, kinda defeats the objective.
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This is a normal post Holy shit, where do you live?
In Twickenham they increased the police presence on my road because someone kicked a door and threw an egg.
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This is a normal post Horseburgerland

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Yes, this is exactly the kind of terror Twickenham has to cope with a couple of times a year
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its the new Darfur.
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This is a normal post Is this what that Nicholas Cage film was based on?

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slick. There is a degree of panache to bike-based phone snatching. This was technically flawless. I'm going to give it an A.
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This is a normal post Lance Armstrong reaches a new low...

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This is a normal post Arf!

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This is a normal post Zing

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This is a normal post :D

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This is a normal post We know BBC get their jokes from here
The question is Good News or Have I Got News? I reckon the latter.
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This is a normal post Snigger

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I'm snatching phones
I always do it from people with no heads
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This is a normal post That looks very much
like it's outside the Penderel's Oak pub on High Holborn?

I may spend too much time in London pubs...
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This is a normal post
oh is that the 'spoons?
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This is a normal post Yes
I had a quick look on Google Maps to check. The only thing making me doubt it is is the position of the traffic lights which looks slightly off.

Thing with Wetherspoons, I suppose, is that they all look a bit the same, though. It's just that the it you can see of the street and the buildings opposite makes me think it's that one.
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ha, I once popped in there for a cheeky pint. My boss called me, and asked me where I was. I said I was on the way back from a meeting. He then threw a peanut at my head.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whenever I've been in there
It was to watch football. Got in a bit of an argument once because some bloke was incredibly upset, during the 2005 Liverpool v AC Milan Champions' League Final, that I was standing up and blocking his view of the penalties. I pointed out that everyone in the pub was standing up and he might want to try it too, or did he think he was special? Then I noticed the wheelchair.
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hahaha

I always find the embarrassment of such situations can be easily remedied by tipping his wheelchair over and shouting 'what? what?' at anyone who stares.
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This is a normal post Heh
'He was asking for it!'
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This is a normal post Oooph!

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This is a normal post don't think so
the road is a lot wider outside there, 4 lanes
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This is a normal post On closer inspection
You're absolutely right.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's
exactly what happened to me. A second cyclist shouted: "Don't worry, I'll get him!" and off they both went, laughing.

Ah well.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
hahahaha

sorry, laughing with you, not at you.


hahahahahaha
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm
glad I brought some joy into your life!
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
imagine if you were with a friend who saw the second cyclist laughing with the first, turned to you and said 'Dont worry, I'll get them' then ran off, caught up with them, then they all started laughing together.
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This is a normal post Yoink!

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This is a normal post Like 1 o'clock stink

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This is a link post Kid Carpet
the brief & wonderful Bristol Carpet Factory.

30 second preview only on Last FM, but as the whole track is only 45 seconds long, that's perfectly adequate. If this doesn't make you smile then you have no mouth.
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This is a normal post :O
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfvO5ZMg8LE
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This is a normal post haha this proper cracket me up!!! fucking gold!!!

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Just an awesome tune.
Never heard of Terry Reid til I heard this on the Devil's Rejects soundtrack.

He was nearly the frontman of Led Zepellin but was busy. So Robert Plant took the gig.

Now plays gigs in tiny venues.

C'est la vie.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post How tall/fat is he? The venues may actually appear to be pretty big to him if he's small and skinny.
Happy Candles!!
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This is a normal post Cheers!
He's 1.4 inches tall. Sleeps in a matchbox. Rides a wasp.
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This is a normal post Love that. Not heard of him before either.
Happy Candles day btw. Have you bought us all cakes?
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This is a normal post Of course!

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This is a normal post Ooh, Nazi flavour!
My favourite.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Swasticky buns.

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mein Kampf muffins

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This is a normal post Candles!
Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles! Candles!

I like that btw. not heard it either. cheers
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candlemass

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This is a normal post He was picked by Neil Morrisey on radio one time
which led me to buying Superlungs. Great, great voice and deserves a Jools Holland slot to get people buying his stuff again
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This is a normal post This is wicked
Ta for sharing!
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This is a normal post Noted

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This is a normal post Excellent.

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This is a link post Trolling Tesco over the horse meat scandal.
Ron's water snake
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This is a normal post We're going to need a bigger BBQ.

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This is a normal post Haha - couldn't resist asking them when they're getting Sea Biscuits in again.

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This is a link post Kitchen gun. It's GC but don't think i've seen it in a 1000 moons

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This is a normal post There's something very menacing about Peter Serafillytitz
He has the eyes of a puppy murderer.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's never quite as funny as I feel he should be

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Will's mum from the Inbetweeners?
The things I would do to her...
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it's Dwayne Benzie from spaced

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is
and I feel the same way.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go on...

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take her to an angus steak house?
you old romantic
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
Wouldn't that count as sadism?
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:31, , Reply)
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Berni Inn ftw
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Steady on there fella. It's a first date don't forget.
You only treat a special little lady to a berni inn on a big occasion like an anniversary, an engagement or to celebrate the death of one of her parents.
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This is a normal post Until the last second I thought that was a model

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This is a normal post Wheeeeeee !

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This is a normal post Good god, that's crazy

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post woah.

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This is a normal post fucking nora!!!!

(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Tony Hawk, 44
he's still at it. Aaaawh - I want my knee back.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:35, , Reply)

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