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This is a link post article on puns
with some stuff about punning shop names.
I remember a shop in Beckenham that sold CDs and teddy bears. It was called Bearly Audible. I always assumed they chose the name first.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dave Gorman's "Pun Street" Yellow Pages
http://www.absoluteradio.co.uk/onair/dave-gorman/features/pun-street/pun-street-yellow-pages.html

I think you'll find all the best shop puns are here
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's rainham sheds
Hallelujah
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a salon in the town I grew up in called 'Curl Up and Dye.'

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's from a movie, can't remember which
But it's got Carrie Fisher in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Return of the Jedi.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Footage of helicopter crash

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Same guy, different helicopter
Yes, two links in a row. But this mornings nastiness reminded me of this guys ridiculous helicopter bad luck in ER.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just like lightning
a helicopter really can strike twice..
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah, poor Emile, he never catches a break

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post He can't catch a helicopter either
.. as this clip clearly shows
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly jumping the shark there me thinks.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck ER was shit

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post lucky it happened near a hospital

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post damn, wanted him to get up and walk away
with all his skin sloughing off :)
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Helicopter Wednesday
They're a bit dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should always be careful
where you put your chopper
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not the first time he's been pelleted with balls
...he used to be a goalkeeper. /joke circa 1973
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post If that were me, I'd be getting tired of it REAL quick.

(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
He even gets a whitewash.
 (Sherbs, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only they all had guns..

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Man Outsources Own Job to China
Spends time saved messing about on Internet.

I think he's a genius. But why didn't he anticipate that it would make him redundant?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, he must be a B3tian

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why didn't they promote him?
He's clearly an outsourcing genius. He should be board level at least.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post this ^^

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post He should've used his home computer as a proxy.
Then he wouldn't have got caught.
 (I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a link post WE LOVE RUSSIA.
Well, sometimes I do...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC

(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking madness!!!
brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Funny pranks
2nd one is quite funny.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they did the air-horn near me I would crash my helicopter into their HEADS!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Beat Shiitake
Mushroom based video
 (mrchickenchops, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post MrCuntChops, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post o hai funny or die
presumably this one falls under "die"
 (I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Pipes I made this!
Charlie loves a big organ
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Instaclick.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a good beat :)
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thankyou!

(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post WEIRD TIM TIM TIM
excellent
 (I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT?!
I heard you the first time.
 (TimChuma, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 2:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
The last couple of seconds makes me laugh too.
 (Sherbs, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Peiyps.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superb as always!
Also, please don't ever go down the Auto-Tune route. This method sounds so much better I reckon :D
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Odd how you never
see him in the same room as Brian Sewell. Though, on reflection, Sewell makes him sound quite common.
 (I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gawd he looks like his Dad
I'll set 'em up...
 (deadpidge, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a cheeky little chuckler, isn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hypnotic stuttering vocal percussion.
Excellent stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful
Though can you make one of just 1:42 - 1:44 looped for 10 minutes?
 (I helped save b3ta! Marn, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me likey!!
Clickety click! :)
 (ButacuP As yoooo wish!!, Mon 21 Jan 2013, 4:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Woman steals train in Sweden, somehow crashes it into house
But the good news is that her insurance premium is unaffected, as it wasn't a car.
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did she drive it with a big glassy cock?

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope..... no, not that I'm aware of
Do you have a picture?
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish :)
*stands corrected this is different footage than was posted yesterday*

Apologies.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post No worries
I'm sure I'll commit that cardinal sin again soon in the near future
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a link post helicopter crash, South Bank just now
hit a crane, apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post And a picture of the crash site
here
 (I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post bridge/shark?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prezactly!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comments are mostly from news agencies wanting to use his picture.
The Daily Mail will of course already have stolen it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's ok, they tagged it "@Twitter"

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny because its true

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's on FIRE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post He should tweet the bbc and let them know.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I blame you for this.
Happy Fire Day :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooo shiny!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Paul Dacre is a lesbian.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like Belfast.
after someone put a union flag up.
 (dieselmonkey, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see al-quaida have been hit by austerity too
*gets coat*
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS NEWS & IT IS LIVE:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21040313

YOU ARE THE NEWS: TEXT AND TWEET US YOUR COMMENTS NOW.

Fucking hell, is there anything the bbc won't cover to a mind-numbing extent?
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post they have to appeal to the masses
and the masses want drama, with shakeycam and eyewitness reports and wild speculation
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Welcome to six hours of repeated videos, repeated interviews, your tweets and comments repeating the same thing and constant speculation from us and you.

"Yeah, a helicopter hit something and crashed..."
"I saw a helicopter hit something, well, i didn't actually see the helicopter, there's a fire here though..."
"I'm really far away from the place but i can see smoke in the distance, could be it or could be a different fire as i'm actually in Nottingham and looking north...."

Gripping.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's better than cricket

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not saying much.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I look forward to reading the kind of extensive, in-depth analysis
that can only come from sitting at the news desk, trawling Twitter for every inane "lol crash" tweet.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
A guy just mentioned 7/7 in the same sentence as this crash.

I'm staying away from the news today.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *bangs head on desk*

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine Collie owners all over south London are waking up to their dogs barking at them
"what's that? Helicopter crash?!?!?"
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
My border collie would be all BALL throw the BALL!! Quick..throw the BALL!!! OMG He's gonna throw the BALL!!!Oh and some helicopter did a crash thing too BALL!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post who cares.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably the people in the helicopter and directly underneath it

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given modern media and mobile phone technology
I think we need to put the basics of filming on the National Curriculum:

1) Point the camera at what you want to film
2) Don't shake it around like you're having a fucking fit
3) If you have to pan, pan sllllooowwwwllllyy and steadily
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Couple of extra ones
Don't just point the camera at what you want to film, keep it pointed at it.

Filming in portrait mode is punishable by death.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post "It's something I will never forget for a long time."
How do the BBC find people who say things like this so quickly??
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
that was my favourite
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post That police chief they interviewed a few minutes ago was remarkably calm while answering the stupid questions
I could tell he just wanted to say "fuck off and let us sort it out, we'll tell you everything when we actually know some facts!"
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how on their front page they're showing a video of a guy running out of the fire, seemingly partly on fire himself.
Pretty fucking sick.

There 'probing' questions to the public are so angled towards 'we need to create something big!!' it's sick.

"We can see a motorcycle there, do you think that guy died?"
"Errr....dunno...."
"Damn. NEXT WITNESS!!!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Toad in the hole I made this!
A meteor falls to Earth, causing a toad to have a wild adventure!
(ministryofpuppets, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this :)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ur not getting the hang of this
R u
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, in more ways than one it would seem too.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Rock and Pebble "sculptures" use gravity to full advantage!
No fakes, no glue - just very careful balancing!

more at www.gravityglue.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 5:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's a bloke does it down in Devon, Lyme Regis I think
been doing it ages www.stonebalancing.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I posted a link to gravityglue a while ago.
Cool stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 16 Jan 2013, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a link post How to waste time, part 6725
and make a lot of noise... :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Proboscisface wrong sounding muppet, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 5:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Grimes

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 4:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love this track
She was easily my highlight of The Great Escape last year too.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Populeaks offers the NRA a bet.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 4:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet that populeaks is not quite the organisation they make it out to be.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 6:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb_qHP7VaZE&t=1m8s
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Say it ain't so...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Try to protect your data and emails a secret!"
Nice grammar checking of the title there. Makes you look like a very professional organisation.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Ugly Man Struggles To Stage Cheesecake Photo I made this!
...

Sorry, I don't know if this is any good or not. I don't know if you've heard of this magical program called Windows Movie Maker? It's the bomb.

....
(NotScandinavian, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 2:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post fair warning
everyone hates you already for filming the wrong way up.

I, however, am still indifferent towards you.

edit: also, fair warning, you should've posted this on the /talk board. This area isn't really for this sort of more personal stuff.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 3:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post warning received
I know... it's artsy, isn't it? Kinda like that "Driver" movie.

Apathy is the best I can hope for, I guess.

Ah right, OK... I hope not to stir more hate by re-posting in /talk.
 (NotScandinavian, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 3:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post we don't mind. it can't really be called spam if it's on a different board and they probably won't even get to see it otherwise.
though if I were you i'd post during they day because it's pretty late now.

Just out of interest where are you from in australia?
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 3:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Australia
Australia's glitter strip / white trashville: The Gold Coast.
 (NotScandinavian, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 3:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great
half of my family's from Brisbane. I once told an australian girl that and she looked at me like I was scum, though tbh that could just as easily been for other reasons. And yes they are all white trash.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 4:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't watched this yet, but extra points for linking your own content and not old music videos / viral crap

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 4:13, , Reply)
This is a link post I modernised the trailer for The Iron Giant I made this!
... and now I'm wondering what other things could be 'improved'.
(rosyatrandom has no regrets apart from all those regrets, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 1:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more BWARRRRMs
I wish it would hurry up and come out on blu ray. Its my all time favourite animated film.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 1:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more Space-Bat-Angel-Dragon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Iron_Man_(novel)
 
 (I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 4:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha that's quite shit and funny at the same time
BBBRRRWWWAAAH!!!!!

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a link post buy it - what ever it is!

(fluff1973, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an energy drink, Alinamin V.
There are several of these adverts with Arnie in them for it, all just as mad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 10:01, , Reply)

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