My fave scene from the US Office
Despite incurring a severe head injury and going to hospital Will Ferrell still turns up for work the next day.
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presferatu, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:40,
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Does he rile some German guests at some point?
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Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:54,
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It's the best comedy moment in the history of televsion
that and when Steve Carrell does that dance in The Office.
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presferatu, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:18,
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Yeah, pretty much
I can only find this outtake that someone poorly filmed off their tele though. But you get the gist. Mind you, you don't even need to see it do you, you can just imagine it. Anyway.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAuN4_bdTEE
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presferatu, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:32,
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Gosh.
That is the difference between American and UK comedy right there. Did make me laugh, though.
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Ha ha yeah.
Weird init. The US Office is definitely worth a watch. It's pretty sharp. Once you get past the first episode where they follow the UK script exactly and it comes off like a bunch of college students doing a remake. Once they start taking it in their own direction though, boy does hilarity ensue.
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presferatu, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:24,
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haha tha got me chuckling
good friday vibes!
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:06,
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Man spunks ridiculous amount of money on water feature.
what it say ^^^^
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Shinigawa This isn't going to have a happy ending., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:33,
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My thoughts also
If you want a house with a stream, go buy a house with a stream.
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Shinigawa This isn't going to have a happy ending., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:44,
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jeez - and there's me thinking 'can i afford to keep my tropical fish pump going?'
I can't imagine how much this thing costs to run each day. Guess money is no object to some.
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knockear .., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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Yeah they need some serious water pump control laws...
and spend that money on drugs and guns.
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And every day he's going to walk out there, look at it, and think "That's not real".
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Kerrisis Nuns. No sense of humour., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:04,
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pretty impressive, but what a fucking waste of everything
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 16:35,
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rich people.
The chap I worked for stopped me one day and told me he wanted a lake in his garden.
"Err....ok...i suppose....I could look into how to...."
"Fine, just go ahead and do it."
So I hired some diggers and got busy. I had a massive pond liner custom made at some factory in Germany and shipped over.
"Dave, I want a waterfall as well - nothing massive, just a gentle stream cascading over some rocks or something..... Oh, and a bridge....an arched wooden bridge over the narrow part strong enough to drive the tractor over if needed."
"right..."
So thats what I did. Granted its nothing like the vid in the original post, but I was quite proud of it.
I need to get some decent pics, this is the narrow end with the bridge and waterfall, but no water yet. A very rough calculation reckons it will take about 400 cubic mters of water to fill. We are now looking at what plants etc he wants around it which I will plant this spring.
It can be fun working for rich people.
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compared to the type of landscaping done in england a couple hundred years ago for rich people, this is modest.
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Pimping my brother's latest undertaking
A couple of years ago I stuck a couple of links up plugging the movie Chalet Girl, a Brit rom-com whose screenplay was penned by the fair hand of my brother. Despite it not being typical b3ta fodder, you guys all seemed to like the idea of a jobbing British writer doing well, and I remember him saying at the time that his blog and some other sites got quite a lot of visits through b3ta so here we go.
His next undertaking is a tad more gritty than the Snow-mantic phenomenon that was Chalet Girl, involving as it does paratroopers and land mines...
It's still early days - they're searching for investment and drumming up talent interest in the major character roles. But if you have an interest in the film business, and want to keep an eye on progress, then worth checking out the site, and following on the facebooks and liking on the twitters or whatever the cool kids do these days.
ADDENDUM If any of you are seriously moneyed up and want to invest in the project, by all means feel free.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:48,
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I've got £5k for catering if that helps?
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:51,
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I think he's got a Kickstarter for that.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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He's done a number of face to face interviews with the (surviving) people involved.
Seriously intense stuff...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:56,
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Our head cat keeper is a former Para
Interesting bloke, he's just completed a PhD on clouded leopards
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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How does a leopard use a parachute?
Is it static line only or do they have a rip cord with a lump of meat on the end?
I guess being cats they don't have to worry about landing on their feet.
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I Call Bullshit
I don't care how 'macho' or 'hard' you guy is - there's no way he wrote a phd thesis on the back of a leorpard.
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:48,
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:)
He's that hard!
https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Clouded-Leopard-A-Soldiers-Story-From-Combat-to-Conservation/217014074996454
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:00,
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hahaha
zing!
I'd have used paper, but that's me - always looking for the easy option.
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:40,
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Oh cool!
I wondered how he was doing. Hope he gets it made, looks good!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:00,
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Well..
Opening Weekend:
$192 (USA) (14 October 2011)
Gross:
$1,201 (USA) (21 October 2011)
Looks like a serious loser. Until you hit read more:
$1,201 (USA) (23 October 2011)
$192 (USA) (16 October 2011)
£1,306,023 (UK) (27 March 2011)
£677,716 (UK) (20 March 2011)
Weekend Gross
$763 (USA) (23 October 2011) (1 Screen)
$192 (USA) (16 October 2011) (1 Screen)
£339,947 (UK) (27 March 2011) (380 Screens)
£677,716 (UK) (20 March 2011) (381 Screens)
A little healthier.
I wish I was cashed up enough invest. At most, I could afford about 5K (for catering).
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:07,
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Who what how?
EDIT Aaah I see... It was mainly a UK release. figures on that are slightly better.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:09,
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if they can get Keira Knightley
as the lead actress I am willing to offer my considerable acting, err, talents, for the role of lead actor.
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:36,
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Well done your bro.
Not seen Chalet Girl, but great to hear success stories. Hope he gets further success with this.
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Described by Film4 as
"the first British comedy since [Working Title] that won't make you want to stick pins in your eyes"
No higher praise...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:47,
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hahaha!
If only they'd put that on the poster!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:36,
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That's the incident from the 3 Para book by Pat Bishop isn't it?
The very best of luck with it.
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I love horses
best of all the ready meals
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:16,
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Haha!
Also, quality sound design there
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thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:31,
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I like this
it's about right for my attention sp- ooh, crispy pancakes.
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Bravo sir!
i've been singing this song to myself all the time the horse news has been on. i'm amazed no-one's used it on a bulletin yet.
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Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:45,
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This wins Friday.
Well done.
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:11,
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and with that, the internet is completed.
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:04,
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Oh bugger, the still frame made me happy cry, I haven't even watched the clip yet.
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Excellent
This is my son's favourite song (especially the full version with 'why's it purple?')
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 22:54,
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its friday, are you bored in the office? had enough of brian over at the photocopier? why not make asome ninja death stars and kill him then
made from 100%recycled paper so you wont get your wrist slapped for wasteing paper in the office.
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Load of old bowls!
I made this!
And by 'load', I mean one. And by 'old bowls', I mean a lovely piece of 16th century Spanish lustreware.
Zero lols, I'm afraid (unless it really is that bad) - it's a 3D model I've created (using photogrammetry) for part of my course, and as there are some talented 3D artists/modellers on this site, I'm shamelessly asking for feedback. Honest feedback, too - I'm well aware the model ain't even close to perfect...
[edit] Oh, and you'll need a webGL browser. Works best in Chrome, as usual [/edit]
Shit, my first link, shall I just bend over now?
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FridgeBadger, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:37,
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I'm sure it's real lush but doesn't work on this IPad :-(
Enjoying your £9,000/year course fees?
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EngD, so my course fees, and indeed living expenses, are paid for by your taxes :)
Sorry.
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FridgeBadger, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:09,
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I absolutely love that
what equipment did you use? I'm considering buying a 3d scanning thingmybob for scanning antiques for reproduction in the near future
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Two Nikon D700s bolted together and a lot of fancy software (and clever people - not me). I've done a bit of laser scanning, including with a 500k Arius colour jobby, but honestly, I think photogrammetry is the future - especially if you're after a nice attractive output rather than engineering-style accuracy.
You can try photogrammetry for free at sites like www.123dapp.com/catch
[edit]Btw, we also scanned the bowl with a Nikon portable laser scanner - to get geometry but no texture, but ended up not using any of the scan data (there was an issue with the scanner, but ultimately there was just no point, the photogrammetry got the geometry pretty well)[/edit]
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FridgeBadger, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:11,
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Not bad but it loads upside down unless my vast knowledge of 16th century is wrong and it never is.
Never been a huge fan of voxels except in this case where you want to create an accurate record.
Solid works man myself and I would have made that out of a single revolve.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:55,
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What's solid works? Does that mean you'd create a profile and make a solid object by spinning it round an axis? Unfortunately we were trying to create an accurate copy (we didn't manage it...), and the bowl isn't really very symmetrical...
And yes the upside down floral hat problem (see below) is do to with the viewer I'm using. When I've got time I want to transfer it to an open source version so I have more control over stuff like that...
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FridgeBadger, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:14,
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I'd like to see an algorithm that converted voxels to CSG
I only use Povray myself.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:22,
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Not sure, and getting out of my comfort zone, but I don't think it's using voxels. It's a point cloud, so the points are distributed arbitrarily rather than in a 3d grid... does that make sense?
Fairly simple to mesh a point cloud, could you then use that?
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FridgeBadger, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:28,
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CSG isn't meshes,
it's things like spheres, cylinders and cubes, combined with union, intersection and difference. For example you can define a cube and take a spherical chunk out of it. Which tickles my maths gland.
*Constructive Solid Geometry
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:33,
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It's not that simple to mesh a point cloud properly.
you can get a reasonable first approximation, but there are cases where most of the algorithms break and manual intervention is required. Worth the effort if you want to render without holes or analyse the data though.
Adding normals and reflectance info to turn the points into surfels is another alternative that sometimes works well for rendering, unfortunately you still get problems with holes where the samples are too far apart.
If you want to go all the way to crazy you could just take hundreds of pictures and go for light field rendering. No geometry at all, just clever warp & blend operations.
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True, though those algorithms are improving all the time - but yes, the mesh will usually need a lot of cleaning and work to make it properly solid, so it can be printed out, for example.
As for normals, hopefully you can see on this model that there are some! They were all calculated after capture though. There weren't many holes in the data, but huge amounts of noise thanks to the incredibly shiny material. Cleaning that up did introduce holes, which then required filling using the software's algorithms, which is why the model looks rough (in the actual sense of the word) in places.
We got this model using about 30 image stereo-pairs. My colleagues here have got this method (depending on the source object) to output geometry that's accurate to less than 20 microns, better than pretty much any laser scanner. We're looking at buying a light field camera to play with!
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FridgeBadger, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:11,
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Spatial res on the light field cameras I have seen is unimpressive.
Probably best off sticking with a high res camera + robot type rig.
I wasn't getting decent lighting unfortunately - it was all flat. I believe it is there tho. Software at my end is the likely culprit.
Got any papers btw? I'm fairly interested in this stuff but haven't followed it for a couple of years.
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It takes a while for the lighting to 'switch on' - was the model fully loaded? Lots of pink specularity...?
Funny you should say that about high-res... our first model used the full res of the image, and we got a very dense point cloud but with a lot of noise and holes. Running the same images but downsampled 2x, we got a sparser point cloud but cleaner data and fewer holes - probably because the feature detection worked better on lo-res images rather than high-res with everything 'smeared out' over more pixels.
And not sure what you mean by 'robot' rig - we just used a tripod and shifted the camera round! We did use a kinect to make a very rough 3d model first, and then used an algorithm in development here to predict the best camera positions for the object (though I doubt it would matter much with a fairly 2d symmetrical object like this). A couple of colleagues are actually building a robot rig which would take pics from all the best spots...
As for papers, I try not to get involved in the maths/technical side, but google scholar should throw up a load - try searching for just photogrammetry or 'structure from motion'. I get the gist of most of them, but they tend to lose me as soon as they start with the maths...
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FridgeBadger, Tue 12 Feb 2013, 13:28,
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Povray is the CG equivalent of gimp
A complete crock, but popular coz it's free.
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I only dabble so it's not worth paying for anything,
but I've seen some impressive images created in it.
Also I really like typing the co-ordinates in instead of having to faff around with the mouse and doing things by eye.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:47,
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The CSG engine and scripting side is nice enough to use
It's the back end and implementation I've got no time for. CSG trees get unwieldy quite fast, and the use of implicit geometry for everything has been hobbling the performance for years.
By all means use CSG, but FFS expand the geometry, stick it into some *decent* spatial data structures and take a tenth of the time to render a scene!
[edit] They can't actually do this, because the CSG engine allows infinitely large objects. This means that to have something with decent performance for, say, triangle meshes and tessellated objects they need to support 2 data structures simultaneously and decide what can be expanded on a per subtree basis. Don't envy them but they brought it on themselves.
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development has sadly ground to a halt,
the latest version with SMP has been in beta for frickin' years.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:01,
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Really?
Ray tracing is pretty much the poster child for "SMP is easy". WTF have they been doing?
Actually I can guess. Globals all over the place instead of passing context around properly.
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it seemed to work fine, when I tried it,
annoyingly they put a time limit on it though so you had to download a key to renew it every so often, for reasons I can't fathom. Fine if they actually expected it to come out of Beta within that time limit. Urgh.
I think it's because they added a lot of experimental features all in one go and haven't had the time to develop any of it.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:13,
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Reminds me that I should get back into writing renderers.
I kind of got bored with it after I had been doing it for pay for a few years. I had a scheme to do a new hybrid MC/hardware renderer, but then got sidetracked and spent the last few years working on the tone mapping instead :)
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hardware raytracing in FPGA pls!
I read a paper by a group who did that a few years ago, really impressive performance. As much parallel processing as you can shake a stick at.
It's funny how doing something for a living destroys your enthusiasm for it, though. I know this effect too well.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:22,
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Problems with going the fpga route
1. fpgas are still pretty pricey
2. my current machine is a laptop, and /laptop/ fpgas are limited.
3. ray tracing needs random access to the whole scene. You either need to keep the whole scene in mem or have some paging system.
4. Data transfer is expensive. Whatever job you are offloading has to really be worth the effort.
3 and 4 are the biggies there. Interesting scenes are absurdly complex these days, and even gpu memory is limited. Not saying it can't be made useful, just that you need to think hard about what to offload.
Now if you offload the post render tone mapping you could probably do very well. I have been coding up a QMC based approx bilateral filter lately that gives excellent results and would work nicely in hardware.
When finished it's going to take pride of place in the middle of my detail enhancer. Same results as the old one, much faster :)
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1. depends on spec. but they can be.
3 & 4 true, but, hmm... I wonder if a scene can be split up in some way and then composited afterwards.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:12,
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Yes, but with difficulty.
The problem is that after the first bounce a ray can end up anywhere in your scene, especially if you are doing lighting simulation or lots of reflections.
One approach is to split up the scene into regions and have a processor/machine/fpga dealing with each one, but then you have to deal with the problem of handing over rays between regions and routing results back to whatever asked for them.
The details get a bit horrible.
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I am working on a new tool that uses light-touch RST to compress voxels into a manageable solid works T4T format.
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:54,
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Your user name is going to be confusing :D
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:59,
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Only the other day, Fadge (no relation, honest), myself and Flirting With Badgers were all in the same thread. Badgergeddon.
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FridgeBadger, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:16,
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someone has stolen your 16th c. Spanish lustreware and replaced it with a floral hat
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:03,
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I thought that was bloody awesome.
Have a click!
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Fork : Killing time since, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:35,
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Would be interesting to be able to filter the results
i.e limit it to a single hashtag
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:03,
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hmm
why so much from Indonesia?
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:29,
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World's 4th largest population?
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:41,
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hardly anything from India though,
and I guess it's banned in China?
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:54,
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I found this
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2010/nov/22/indonesians-worlds-biggest-users-of-twitter
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:58,
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yeah i see hi...oh they got him
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:30,
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and yet the traffic is still terrible
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:27,
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Well that's because you all try and live in the same street
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Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:03,
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it looks pretty, but to be honest it could just be a map of the world with some fairy lights and the odd bit of text arriving and departing at a speed which renders text useless.
It would've looked great in a pre-launch pitch presentation to investors but I'm not sure it offers much other than being pretty.
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:46,
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Bored of Radio 6 music?
It may not be new music but it's propa eclectic like ya'knaa
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6music is alright
the lauren laverne bit is the worst part in my opinion.
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for me they need to relax a little
and play some uncool music once in a while. just to mix it up a bit like.
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poor lauren
some of the interviews lauren does with "rock stars" who don't want to be interviewed make me smile. Lauren asks long Q.
"What inspired this track, was it the 911 attacks or the state of the world right now, it seems to have a lot of depth"
20 second pause from twatish band member, then whispered response
"no its really about nothing, really"
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hahaha
Her part of the show just has the music I don't like, I having nothing against her. But they all run jokes into the ground like Mark Radcliffe and his 'what you want to do with that right...' at the start of his show. Makes me switch off.
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put a banging donk on it!
I like Radcliffe and Maconie but yeah it can get tiresome. I haven't tuned in for ages. It's 6 musics lack of heavily distorted guitars that annoys me.
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presferatu, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:35,
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I heard Jo Whiley on Radio 2 t'other day
she played Oasis
revolutionary
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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6music is a fine station, but not perfect. I find the daytime selections too conservative, too XFM (awful, awful station. The worst thing is the presenters though. All of them, with the exception of Buxton (and Cornish, when he's not being all successful in the states) really grate on me.
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:51,
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Also try WFMU and Resonance
they're pretty 'out there' when it comes to contemporary music. But they constantly beg for donations which can get on your tits. Especially if you're like me and hate giving money to people.
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presferatu, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:00,
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Markus Guentner on first listen
good start, shame it's not 3am on Sunday
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:06,
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never gonna happen unfort. Best thing on Radio.
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:36,
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Getting tired of the "new" Jimi Hendrix track,
But still the only station I'll allow at work.
Love customers asking "What IS that you're listening to?!"
The only reply can be "Well, I call it a radio." 'cos I'm sad like that.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:56,
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Macklemore and Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop
It's like a mixture of vomit and bling. GC, but only twice before, and not since December.
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Can't believe this got voted the best song in jjj(oz radio station)hottest 100.
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I fucking love Macklemore
I ordered a CD from him 3-4 years ago, there was no option for international shipping so I emailed him, he emailed me back to say "don't stress, just pay the $1.99 US shipping and I'll make it happen"
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Honest Movie Trailers - Skyfall
Love or hate the movie, this raises a chuckle or two.
(It took me a couple of times of watching Skyfall to be firmly in the former camp)
GC says 'no'
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The Great Architect B3ta: Challenges from twitter hashtag games since, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:27,
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But they missed out the biggest boob
The head of MI6 trying to secretly escape into the darkness... with a FLASHLIGHT.
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Is flashlight an american thing?
Because I'm half American, half Scottish and wholly confused.
I only found out the other day that saying 'I'm going to the store' is just not the done thing in the uk, and I've lived here all my life.
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start with 'McTorch'
then see how you get on from there
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:24,
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Torch was a WW2 opp...
...TO kick the NaAAazis out of Africa. See Indiana Jones for reference.
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I believe 'I'm going to the store' is a homosexual invitation in England
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Oh and
The architecture on the 'old' house was English, not Scottish. Not to mention the name 'Skyfall'.
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only when we really, really had to.
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:45,
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I'm in the latter..
The lingering landscape shots were the best thing about this film.
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English and British landscapes are no longer committed to film like they used to be
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They mostly weren't real
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:44,
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I didn't see much of it because the pirate copy was a bit shit.
I wish that these copies were better because the amount of time I waste downloading crap quality ones is terrible. Not to mention the hammering that my neighbour's WiFi gets.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Can you please get me some child porn?
Since my neighbour got arrested, I've not been able to access his wifi.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:46, Reply)
*whistles*
'yify'
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The Great Architect B3ta: Challenges from twitter hashtag games since, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:14,
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Haha! JUDI DENCH FROWNING
And my ha'p'th...
www.b3ta.com/board/10922348
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thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:56,
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It was rather odd the way the BBC built it up as and reviewed it as the greatest film ever made and after a few months when the box office receipts were all safely banked started to take the piss and call it the silliest. Presumably it was perfectly acceptable entertainment.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 19:46, Reply)
I'll tell you something
The film was much more entertaining that that pretensious crap.
Why do cunts feel the need to point out that action/adventure films don't always reflect reality?
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Flash_Bastard, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 23:32,
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I bet he's into rentboys and cocaine
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Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:36,
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Bus Prank
NSFW
Contains swearies
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:44,
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Bu Swankers!
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:11,
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why we still need feminism.
For the most part, worthy and thought provoking, but I did NOT know that first guy's contribution was a feminist issue. And he obviously did not know that the internet hasn't got a delete button.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:38, Reply)
well the strap-on guy's point IS a feminist issue, as they all are. Nothing especially new there though.
Anyway, they're all Oxford students so I'd be inclined to round people up to carry whiteboards about why we still need socialism and parade them outside their halls.
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:31,
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Because if they go to a good uni
they MUST be over privileged and politically right leaning...
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)
no, but if they are at Oxford there is a very strong chance that they are over-priveleged.
Please don't tell me that's contentious.
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feckler it's only life, darling...., Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:50,
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Meh
you'd be better off protesting elsewhere. Many of them would agree with you. You can't blame people for going to a decent university - blame years of government policy for putting it out of reach of many people.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:52, Reply)
my first reaction to the little one in the hood was
'awwwww, cute'
I'm a gender traitor and a rubbish feminist.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:13, Reply)
She does look rather cute though
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:01,
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Heh
Like Paul Calf said '‘I’m a radical feminist. I am. I am, really. I think you’ve got to be these days if you want to get your end away.'
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Hahaha
fucking hell..
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:06,
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That page is NSFW
please mark it accoringly
ta
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer is watching bargain hunt for red october on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:34,
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Huh?
If that page is NSFW, then THIS page is NSFW. Maybe you should go and do some work.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)
usually this page does not have naked fat chicks in bathtubs...
that to me would kinda be classed as NSFW but i could be wrong.. i still am in need of more coffee.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:41,
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Ahhhhh!
I TOTALLY missed that. I thought he was complaining about swearing.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I had to go back for a second look
Not my thing but some of those folds could be NSFW certainly.
Speaking of chubby birds, wheres Tab Hunter?
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 15:16,
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8 bit football
Yes, football, move along if not interested in football.
8 bit renderings of classic/ modern teams and footballing events done in 8bit styrle.
Like this Luiz Suarez dive capture:
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awsm! namaste bitches, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:35,
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yea still can't beat sensi soccer :)
awesome celtic team :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:48,
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I'm with Prodge on this
You can keep yer Fifa's and yer Prevo
Bear in mind, I grew up with the turgid and unplaybale matchday, so Sensible Soccer was like discovering a gold bar in your computer
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:14,
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You can all sod off
Football Manager for the win!
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:22,
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no way
my absolute fav is Premier League
because you could rename all the teams and players - so I had a league full of 'Fishbadger Utd', 'Crocus FC' etc.
then at the end of the season 'Tottenham Hotspur' would get promoted from the invisible lower league
it made me laugh...the incongruity...you see...
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:41,
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Those are fab!
Love the Klinsman dive!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:12,
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These are fantastic!
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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 13:04,
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old Pathe movie extolling the virtue of the cigarette
Posted on Yahoo cos today marks the 50th anniversary of banning cigarette advertising on TV (makes you wonder if Yahoo got a backhander for this). I had no idea how much tobacco was wasted, I better start looking out on the floor for dog-ends. And remember: When father says puff, we all puff.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:31, Reply)
Forgot to mention that most (if not all) of the people in this video are probably dead now
so it could technically count as a snuff video. Please accept my apologies for any distress caused.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:43, Reply)
New Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds album, streaming on the Grauniad site
Courtesy of Ron S. Eel
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:24,
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crikey
I didn't get far with that before I got bored - dunno if that's me or him
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:42,
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Have to say
loved the first two, and kept waiting for it to take off
and it never did
I'll gonna have to listen to Dig lazarus Dig now to get me back in a friday mood
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:15,
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Thanks!!
Loved that opening track since i heard it a while back, looking forward to hearing this.
Will click now but will have to listen later.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:03,
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Given the presence of the words "mortar" and "fail" I shan't be clicking on that.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:31,
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If anyone died I would have
stated. But the mortar just lays there empty and lifeless.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:35, Reply)
Then sir I shall add you to the list of people who dont's post snuff fails on here
It's not a long list.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:38,
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For starters
the angle of the mortar is all wrong, and secondly the round looks like it has no chargers attached
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The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 9:32,
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I like the one where the mortar explodes and the bloke gets blown up.
(, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:14, Reply)
This mortar would never hold any bricks together - even I can see that.
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maiden Imperfect Evolution, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 10:47,
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If anything it looks like it would hold them apart!
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gaijintendo I got the most tepid links on da internet, Fri 8 Feb 2013, 12:42,
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