Fucking hell
bad enough that the Xbox listens to me wanking
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bad enough that the Xbox listens to me wanking
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I opened my eyes to find that my owner had left a plate of toast on the bedside cabinet?
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definitely created by someone who doesn't have kids
I'm pretty happy to not hear them when not in the same room
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 21:50, Share, Reply)
I'm pretty happy to not hear them when not in the same room
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Buy 'em here
www.tinydeal.com/plastic-finger-hand-shaped-glasses-mask-for-halloween-p-136662.html
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www.tinydeal.com/plastic-finger-hand-shaped-glasses-mask-for-halloween-p-136662.html
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That was dire! lasted about 60secs of this merkin wankfest of self publicity.
Fuck off watch mojo who over the fuck you are, I hope the annoying cunt that does your voiceovers gets bad AIDS.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 18:24, Share, Reply)
The Harmony Korine interviews are my favourite Letterman thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7nrhGQteas
He's wonderfully unaware of how these things are done.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7nrhGQteas
He's wonderfully unaware of how these things are done.
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He always seemed like a good and funny guy, from what I've seen of him over the years
but this clip joint doesn't really do him justice.
It says something about Americans when they equate saying 'Fuck' with dropping bombs.
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but this clip joint doesn't really do him justice.
It says something about Americans when they equate saying 'Fuck' with dropping bombs.
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Linda McCartney
I made this!
Apparently we should all be making our own content, like Kirstie Allsopp and her baubles
Well, be very careful what you wish for b3ta
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 17:15, Share, Reply)
Apparently we should all be making our own content, like Kirstie Allsopp and her baubles
Well, be very careful what you wish for b3ta
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This appeals to my silly puerilty
Excellent tthhhrrrpppppp at the end.
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Excellent tthhhrrrpppppp at the end.
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Yes I really tried to put all my slick multimedia skills to one side for this
and go for a "I'm not very talented" aesthetic
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and go for a "I'm not very talented" aesthetic
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Call yourself an Outsider Artist and the prizes are all yours.
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Trufax:
www.b3ta.com/questions/sillyachievements/post2396716
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www.b3ta.com/questions/sillyachievements/post2396716
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Linda Singing
Was expecting this snippet from Victor Lewis-Smith
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Was expecting this snippet from Victor Lewis-Smith
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Good to see the maestro in action once again
Stefan Popescu's haunting perfomance of "the shepard which lost the hurd of sheep"
(BTW - I didn't make this, neither did Stefan by the looks of it)
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Stefan Popescu's haunting perfomance of "the shepard which lost the hurd of sheep"
(BTW - I didn't make this, neither did Stefan by the looks of it)
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Cheezy synth turns decent instrument into some horrible Celine Dion fake ethnic shit
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Westboro Baptist Church show their disgust at recent Irish gay marriage vote
By symbolically inverting the flag.
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By symbolically inverting the flag.
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Looks like he's about to do a magic trick with that flag
"Flag-sign. Sign-flag. Keep your eye on the flag."
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"Flag-sign. Sign-flag. Keep your eye on the flag."
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^I thought this.
Also: "The Great Soprendo's been going to the gym"
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Also: "The Great Soprendo's been going to the gym"
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My favourite, most eloquently put response to their outburst on twitter, was in the form of another tweet from another user that read:
"HAHAHAHA JESUS TOUCHED A WILLY AND GOT A MASSIVER BONER, LADS!"
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 16:33, Share, Reply)
Human Rights Act Proposal Prompts Queen To Give David Cameron 'The Evils' During Queen's Speech
Up yours Camagoon!
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Up yours Camagoon!
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In other news..
Tony Blair resigns from post as Quartet Middle East envoy
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Tony Blair resigns from post as Quartet Middle East envoy
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Well, he did a cracking job.
He is very highly regarded in the region, and single handedly brought about the "Arab Spring", and just remember what a wonderful and long lasting transformation that was. I only hope he gets a well deserved fat pension out of it.
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He is very highly regarded in the region, and single handedly brought about the "Arab Spring", and just remember what a wonderful and long lasting transformation that was. I only hope he gets a well deserved fat pension out of it.
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And a couple of shiny awards
For services to the arms industry.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 15:43, Share, Reply)
For services to the arms industry.
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Don't shoot the messenger.
Not without promising an inquiry anyway.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 16:07, Share, Reply)
Not without promising an inquiry anyway.
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Oh, thought it was Camoron arming the rebels and backing 'The Muslim Brotherhood' in overthrowing Assad.
May be wrong, you occupy an alternate universe to me judging my your histrionics
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May be wrong, you occupy an alternate universe to me judging my your histrionics
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Im glad, people like yourself, demonstrate perfectly the typical Tory voter dynamic.
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Fat as in blocking his arteries?
Where can I send him cheese?
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Where can I send him cheese?
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I went past the Houses of Parliament earlier...
...and Gazza was stood outside with a bucket of chicken and a fishing rod.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 15:36, Share, Reply)
...and Gazza was stood outside with a bucket of chicken and a fishing rod.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 15:36, Share, Reply)
trouble with blindfolded people is they always try to walk it in
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Are these the same Norwegian dudes who did...
22 players vs 1l, bubble football and electro-shock football?
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 15:03, Share, Reply)
22 players vs 1l, bubble football and electro-shock football?
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 15:03, Share, Reply)
I don't think they're blindfolded, I think they're seeing each other POVs ?
www.fatshark.com/
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 15:08, Share, Reply)
Sticky Banana skin trap makes high heeled sandals slip
Sticky Banana skin trap makes high heeled sandals slip
I hope you enjoy Sticky Banana skin trap makes high heeled sandals slip
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 14:16, Share, Reply)
Sticky Banana skin trap makes high heeled sandals slip
I hope you enjoy Sticky Banana skin trap makes high heeled sandals slip
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Was watching that at work with the sound off
Thought it must be some sort of Beckettean existential drama until I looked at the comments and realised people pop their cork to this sort of thing...
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Thought it must be some sort of Beckettean existential drama until I looked at the comments and realised people pop their cork to this sort of thing...
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If I've learnt one thing from the internet (and I really only have), it's that
people will pop their cork over anything & everything.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 16:25, Share, Reply)
people will pop their cork over anything & everything.
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New treatment for stroke.
Police in Virginia have been testing a new treatment for people who have had a stroke. It involves tasing them, pepper-spraying them, and then running them over with their own car.
It's only been tried on black people so far.
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Police in Virginia have been testing a new treatment for people who have had a stroke. It involves tasing them, pepper-spraying them, and then running them over with their own car.
It's only been tried on black people so far.
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Even if he hadn't had a stroke, it seems that in Virginia,
using tasers, pepper spray and physical force is appropriate for a man sitting still in a car.
'Merica is still basically the Wild West.
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using tasers, pepper spray and physical force is appropriate for a man sitting still in a car.
'Merica is still basically the Wild West.
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Sadly, not the wah wah wiki wah, wah wiki wah wah, wah wiki wah wah
Wild, Wild West.
*A 1999 film starring Will Smith
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 14:54, Share, Reply)
Wild, Wild West.
*A 1999 film starring Will Smith
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Utterly mindbogglingly insane...
..even if their training is that crap what about common sense?
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..even if their training is that crap what about common sense?
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Guy feeding a crocodile like a dog
Facebook link.
I was wondering as I watched this at what point he might have pushed his luck a bit to far..
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Facebook link.
I was wondering as I watched this at what point he might have pushed his luck a bit to far..
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I don't understand, this isn't the new point break trailer..
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Point Break 2015 trailer
Ray Winstone does an *amazing* American accent at the 2-minute marker. Hahahahaha.
Also, film looks like utter toss of the first water.
EDIT: Oh. Mind the piss! haha! Insta-GC.
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Ray Winstone does an *amazing* American accent at the 2-minute marker. Hahahahaha.
Also, film looks like utter toss of the first water.
EDIT: Oh. Mind the piss! haha! Insta-GC.
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Gonna reuse this then (just imagine the opening bars of "Also Sprach Zarathustra" playing):
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I think Fray's yet to wake himself with his daily
Greggs pasty gravy/McFlurry/KFC family bucket combo.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 13:28, Share, Reply)
Greggs pasty gravy/McFlurry/KFC family bucket combo.
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This is all because I publically outed Tabs as a mega-paedo...
...when he was trying to get access to a children's screening of the Moomins at his local cinema. 100% trufax.
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...when he was trying to get access to a children's screening of the Moomins at his local cinema. 100% trufax.
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and the woman behind the counter spilled the large pepsi down his jeans
and it definitely wasn't piss or spunk, thank you very much.
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and it definitely wasn't piss or spunk, thank you very much.
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looks like utter shite
The original point break was pretty good I guess.
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The original point break was pretty good I guess.
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Another day another "reboot"
This time Point Break gets the wholly unnecessary treatment.
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This time Point Break gets the wholly unnecessary treatment.
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Well that's all the best bits out the way
I think i'll wait until it's on ITV3
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I think i'll wait until it's on ITV3
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With lines like "the people behind these robberies are extreme athletes, using their skills to disrupt the international financial market" I can't see how this can be anything but spectacular.
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Haha, ^this.
Also he looks like a fat ginger lad from the BT Broadband advert.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 13:04, Share, Reply)
Also he looks like a fat ginger lad from the BT Broadband advert.
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Someone reckons it's "GoPro : The Movie"
sploid.gizmodo.com/the-trailer-for-the-point-break-remake-is-basically-a-c-1707079457
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sploid.gizmodo.com/the-trailer-for-the-point-break-remake-is-basically-a-c-1707079457
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What twat thought making everything look green was a good idea?
Apart from this looking like utter shit, why the gren? Even during daytime, outside, it looks all green. The sun isn't green you muppets.
Here's a colour comparison from the old and new version.
Seriously, is someone out there saying 'more green, more green'.
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Apart from this looking like utter shit, why the gren? Even during daytime, outside, it looks all green. The sun isn't green you muppets.
Here's a colour comparison from the old and new version.
Seriously, is someone out there saying 'more green, more green'.
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It had the feel of a vimeo film
stretched out over two hours. Someone wrote this of it:
"It doesn't look bad, it doesn't look good, it just looks completely unnecessary."
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 12:32, Share, Reply)
stretched out over two hours. Someone wrote this of it:
"It doesn't look bad, it doesn't look good, it just looks completely unnecessary."
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 12:32, Share, Reply)
I agree with the third bit.
I think it looks awful, yeah, like a vimeo video.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 12:34, Share, Reply)
I think it looks awful, yeah, like a vimeo video.
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The Matrix was the first time I noticed that monochrome style.
Probably been used before. I don't really have a problem with it as long as the film isn't a tank of piss, which this will be.
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Probably been used before. I don't really have a problem with it as long as the film isn't a tank of piss, which this will be.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 12:36, Share, Reply)
You can understand it being used in The Matrix
Sort of makes sense.
But this? They have some great locations and messed up the colour for no good reason. It makes me feel like I should wash my eyes, horrible it is.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 12:38, Share, Reply)
Sort of makes sense.
But this? They have some great locations and messed up the colour for no good reason. It makes me feel like I should wash my eyes, horrible it is.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 12:38, Share, Reply)
It was quite cleverly used in the Matrix
Differentiated between the slightly over-saturated feel within the Matrix and the washed-out pallor of reality.
'course all that went to sh*t in the sequels but there was a good idea in there at one point.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 12:43, Share, Reply)
Differentiated between the slightly over-saturated feel within the Matrix and the washed-out pallor of reality.
'course all that went to sh*t in the sequels but there was a good idea in there at one point.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 12:43, Share, Reply)
There was a link posted here ages ago that tried to explain the teal and orange overload that you see in most action films these days.
Still looks like a total shit turd like all of these remakes.
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 13:19, Share, Reply)
I know everyone hates list sites like Cracked but this sums it up:
www.cracked.com/article_18664_5-annoying-trends-that-make-every-movie-look-same.html
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www.cracked.com/article_18664_5-annoying-trends-that-make-every-movie-look-same.html
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Especially when they copy paste content from other sites and even use the same images;)
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They linked back to his article which is significantly better then the industry standard approach...
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Apparently the "been in a chemists shop window for 3 years" is a cool look.
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thought it was as google gave me the option of 'dutch oven death' when searching for dutch oven.
I dont think it is
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 12:57, Share, Reply)
Other articles on the site
include "I ate all the pies, man confesses" and "10 things Spam has taught men about Sex".
What do you think?
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 13:21, Share, Reply)
include "I ate all the pies, man confesses" and "10 things Spam has taught men about Sex".
What do you think?
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 13:21, Share, Reply)
The steaks weren't too high.
Australia, I believe. GC says no, but who knows?
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 10:41, Share, Reply)
Australia, I believe. GC says no, but who knows?
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Wouldn't have happened if...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
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cows are the least practical dogging candidate
in a car of that size. Poor choice ladz
( , Wed 27 May 2015, 11:17, Share, Reply)
in a car of that size. Poor choice ladz
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