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This is a link post Pantu

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bgXH7U2Ja0
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This is a normal post Fucking hell
bad enough that the Xbox listens to me wanking
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i.imgur.com/HywTfsT.jpg
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This is a normal post I opened my eyes to find that my owner had left a plate of toast on the bedside cabinet?

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This is a normal post why not

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This is a normal post Supertoys Last All Summer Long.

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This is a normal post I for one
etc.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post definitely created by someone who doesn't have kids
I'm pretty happy to not hear them when not in the same room
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This is a link post Get your cheap goatse specs while they last.
Needs ring.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a link post A few good...
...ones.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:38, , Reply)
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That was dire! lasted about 60secs of this merkin wankfest of self publicity.
Fuck off watch mojo who over the fuck you are, I hope the annoying cunt that does your voiceovers gets bad AIDS.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is utter wank

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post No

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(, Thu 28 May 2015, 4:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who cares?
What a sludge fest.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Harmony Korine interviews are my favourite Letterman thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7nrhGQteas

He's wonderfully unaware of how these things are done.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post He always seemed like a good and funny guy, from what I've seen of him over the years
but this clip joint doesn't really do him justice.

It says something about Americans when they equate saying 'Fuck' with dropping bombs.
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This is a link post Linda McCartney I made this!
Apparently we should all be making our own content, like Kirstie Allsopp and her baubles
Well, be very careful what you wish for b3ta
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:15, , Reply)
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Linda who?

Hahah nicey nice;)
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post This appeals to my silly puerilty
Excellent tthhhrrrpppppp at the end.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post YES!!
That's what I'm talkin' about. (high fives)
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'll learn 'em!

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This is a normal post Refreshingly home-made B3ta content!

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This is a normal post Yes I really tried to put all my slick multimedia skills to one side for this
and go for a "I'm not very talented" aesthetic
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Call yourself an Outsider Artist and the prizes are all yours.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Trufax:
www.b3ta.com/questions/sillyachievements/post2396716
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I saw this on Reddit.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I definitely saw this reply on B3ta

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This is a normal post :o(

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This is a normal post Linda Singing
Was expecting this snippet from Victor Lewis-Smith
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This is a link post A raccoon thing NSFW

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Good to see the maestro in action once again
Stefan Popescu's haunting perfomance of "the shepard which lost the hurd of sheep"

(BTW - I didn't make this, neither did Stefan by the looks of it)
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This is a normal post Cheezy synth turns decent instrument into some horrible Celine Dion fake ethnic shit

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This is a link post a bit of space exploration history
Apollo 10
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Floater through!

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Captains log. Stardate 1969.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Westboro Baptist Church show their disgust at recent Irish gay marriage vote
By symbolically inverting the flag.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like he's about to do a magic trick with that flag
"Flag-sign. Sign-flag. Keep your eye on the flag."
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^I thought this.
Also: "The Great Soprendo's been going to the gym"
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This is a normal post "Piff-Paff-Fag"

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This is a normal post ^^

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish people would learn to ignore them

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My favourite, most eloquently put response to their outburst on twitter, was in the form of another tweet from another user that read:

"HAHAHAHA JESUS TOUCHED A WILLY AND GOT A MASSIVER BONER, LADS!"
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This is a normal post In other news..
Tony Blair resigns from post as Quartet Middle East envoy
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he did a cracking job.
He is very highly regarded in the region, and single handedly brought about the "Arab Spring", and just remember what a wonderful and long lasting transformation that was. I only hope he gets a well deserved fat pension out of it.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post So cynical
But so correct
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This is a normal post And a couple of shiny awards
For services to the arms industry.
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This is a normal post Careful. You might summon Jams.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, now look what you've done.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't shoot the messenger.
Not without promising an inquiry anyway.
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This is a normal post Oh, thought it was Camoron arming the rebels and backing 'The Muslim Brotherhood' in overthrowing Assad.
May be wrong, you occupy an alternate universe to me judging my your histrionics
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post R U OK HUN???????

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Im glad, people like yourself, demonstrate perfectly the typical Tory voter dynamic.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fat as in blocking his arteries?
Where can I send him cheese?
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This is a normal post but it was all going so well..

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post R U OK HUN?????

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This is a normal post 'My' government?

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This is a normal post Your

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This is a normal post *You're

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This is a normal post *Ur

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went past the Houses of Parliament earlier...
...and Gazza was stood outside with a bucket of chicken and a fishing rod.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Danny Baker called - he wants his Tweet back.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone wants their meme back.

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This is a normal post woman pauses while reading shocker

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This is a normal post thinking did i leave the gas on or did i turn it off?

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This is a normal post At least it was original....

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This is a normal post Citizen Not Subject!

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This is a link post Just a gif.
FOOTBALL

mod : huge gif removed, as predicted.
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This is a normal post uh-oh
I can hear a mod incoming
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This is a normal post OFFSIDE!

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This is a normal post trouble with blindfolded people is they always try to walk it in

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This is a normal post Is that a MOON they're kicking?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are these the same Norwegian dudes who did...
22 players vs 1l, bubble football and electro-shock football?
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:03, , Reply)
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I don't think they're blindfolded, I think they're seeing each other POVs ?

www.fatshark.com/
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ah, found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ-kaVdcHvw
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This is a normal post it's a Sensible Soccer simulator

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I need a POV from someone who has managed to download it

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Sticky Banana skin trap makes high heeled sandals slip
Sticky Banana skin trap makes high heeled sandals slip

I hope you enjoy Sticky Banana skin trap makes high heeled sandals slip
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:16, , Reply)
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Is this what you wank to?
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
and more
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post At last!
Been requesting this for years
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This is a normal post Was watching that at work with the sound off
Thought it must be some sort of Beckettean existential drama until I looked at the comments and realised people pop their cork to this sort of thing...
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post If I've learnt one thing from the internet (and I really only have), it's that
people will pop their cork over anything & everything.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a link post New treatment for stroke.
Police in Virginia have been testing a new treatment for people who have had a stroke. It involves tasing them, pepper-spraying them, and then running them over with their own car.

It's only been tried on black people so far.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post ffs america.
Sort it out.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post absolutely disgusting

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even if he hadn't had a stroke, it seems that in Virginia,
using tasers, pepper spray and physical force is appropriate for a man sitting still in a car.

'Merica is still basically the Wild West.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly, not the wah wah wiki wah, wah wiki wah wah, wah wiki wah wah
Wild, Wild West.
*A 1999 film starring Will Smith
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly mindbogglingly insane...
..even if their training is that crap what about common sense?
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This is a link post New Point Break trailer.
...at least it was new in 1991.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Back off warchild
Seriously
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Guy feeding a crocodile like a dog
Facebook link.

I was wondering as I watched this at what point he might have pushed his luck a bit to far..
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand, this isn't the new point break trailer..

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post But its like totally rad and gnarly

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Point Break 2015 trailer
Ray Winstone does an *amazing* American accent at the 2-minute marker. Hahahahaha.
Also, film looks like utter toss of the first water.

EDIT: Oh. Mind the piss! haha! Insta-GC.
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This is a normal post Oof!

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This is a normal post \o/

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This is a normal post Why I oughta...!

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gonna reuse this then (just imagine the opening bars of "Also Sprach Zarathustra" playing):

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post too much paracetamol

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think Fray's yet to wake himself with his daily
Greggs pasty gravy/McFlurry/KFC family bucket combo.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds delicious
Good for the heart.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is all because I publically outed Tabs as a mega-paedo...
...when he was trying to get access to a children's screening of the Moomins at his local cinema. 100% trufax.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post and the woman behind the counter spilled the large pepsi down his jeans
and it definitely wasn't piss or spunk, thank you very much.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Swayze's turning in his grave.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post dirty dancing.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks like utter shite
The original point break was pretty good I guess.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post holy crap!
look at all them candles!
I had no idea.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLES!

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unlurks for candles ;)
Happy flames.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Another day another "reboot"
This time Point Break gets the wholly unnecessary treatment.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's all the best bits out the way
I think i'll wait until it's on ITV3
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With lines like "the people behind these robberies are extreme athletes, using their skills to disrupt the international financial market" I can't see how this can be anything but spectacular.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, ^this.
Also he looks like a fat ginger lad from the BT Broadband advert.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone reckons it's "GoPro : The Movie"
sploid.gizmodo.com/the-trailer-for-the-point-break-remake-is-basically-a-c-1707079457
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not far wide of the mark TBH

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post What twat thought making everything look green was a good idea?
Apart from this looking like utter shit, why the gren? Even during daytime, outside, it looks all green. The sun isn't green you muppets.

Here's a colour comparison from the old and new version.

Seriously, is someone out there saying 'more green, more green'.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It had the feel of a vimeo film
stretched out over two hours. Someone wrote this of it:

"It doesn't look bad, it doesn't look good, it just looks completely unnecessary."
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with the third bit.
I think it looks awful, yeah, like a vimeo video.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Matrix was the first time I noticed that monochrome style.
Probably been used before. I don't really have a problem with it as long as the film isn't a tank of piss, which this will be.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can understand it being used in The Matrix
Sort of makes sense.
But this? They have some great locations and messed up the colour for no good reason. It makes me feel like I should wash my eyes, horrible it is.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was quite cleverly used in the Matrix
Differentiated between the slightly over-saturated feel within the Matrix and the washed-out pallor of reality.

'course all that went to sh*t in the sequels but there was a good idea in there at one point.
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This is a normal post ^

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There was a link posted here ages ago that tried to explain the teal and orange overload that you see in most action films these days.
Still looks like a total shit turd like all of these remakes.
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:19, , Reply)
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This one?

He makes quite a good point...
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:25, , Reply)
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Yup thats the fella ;)
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know everyone hates list sites like Cracked but this sums it up:
www.cracked.com/article_18664_5-annoying-trends-that-make-every-movie-look-same.html
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Especially when they copy paste content from other sites and even use the same images;)
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post They linked back to his article which is significantly better then the industry standard approach...

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This is a normal post Apparently the "been in a chemists shop window for 3 years" is a cool look.

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post also
BWAAAAAM... BWAAAAAM...

:D
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This is a link post Pongy

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that real?
yuk
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:36, , Reply)
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thought it was as google gave me the option of 'dutch oven death' when searching for dutch oven.
I dont think it is
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Other articles on the site
include "I ate all the pies, man confesses" and "10 things Spam has taught men about Sex".

What do you think?
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes?

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a link post mrs obama has a willy
fresh depths of mental
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post woah, robotic noises!

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and i thought you had all the depths of mental covered
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This is a normal post proof that chemtrails gave her a willy

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Obama

(, Wed 27 May 2015, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a link post The steaks weren't too high.
Australia, I believe. GC says no, but who knows?
(, Wed 27 May 2015, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't have happened if...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
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This is a normal post cows are the least practical dogging candidate
in a car of that size. Poor choice ladz
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