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This is a link post Pretty bloody upsetting local news
LIEK DIS IF U CRU EVRYTIEM
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jeez, Tabs, how about a NSFW?
Enough snuff on here as it is....
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "...his ability to toss upstart young moorhens all over the place"
Kinky fucker
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post A bully and a philanderer.
I, for one, shan't mourn his passing.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering this
Sounded like a right thug
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post #thuglife He sounds like one of those rap fellas
More specifically, Drake.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Snarling and hissing if any other males get to close to his bitches
Before no doubt lashing out in a frenzy of horrid violence.

It is ironic that all that was left of him were a few feathers, rudely tossed this way and that by the wind
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Serial rapist too, deaths the easy way out.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit's going
DOWN
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Straight outta compton

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post There should be a state funeral.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who'll foot the bill?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's only bread.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confit-ent the catering will be superb
eh
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 28 May 2015, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sad times indeed
"Andrew, 68, said: "He will be sadly missed, both for his propensity to consume stale bread and cake, along with his ability to toss upstart young moorhens all over the place."
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post a web-footed cunt
that duck sounded like a bit of a bastard too
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 28 May 2015, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Hungry Hungry Beds (interactive flash movie)
Requires these sound effects when played with: *Om... nom nom nom nom nom nom nom*
 (I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.imdb.com/title/tt0385639/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Hola VPN plugin turns out to be evil
Who knew they wouldn't just give away free bandwidth?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something, something, mainframe, something, something, interfaces.
What does it mean though? That someone's watching me masturbate?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That if you're using the extension
someone is very likely to be selling your internet connection to bad people to do illegal things with. The only person it would then be traceable to is you.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Removed from Chrome
this is why we can't have nice things (like US Netflix)
 (I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes you can...
www.unblock-us.com
 (mcvpjd3 Has no Board Sig yet, Fri 29 May 2015, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Just what London needs - one more egomaniac
in a Fedora

Click for bigger (34 kb)
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe if he loses badly enough
he'll get the message.

Maybe.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'll put it down to zionists
and not the reality that people are tired of his populist brand of bullshit
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post The thing about his populist brand of bullshit,
is it's only popular with complete and utter scum. He makes Russell Brand seem like a reasonable and intelligent chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's lots to admire about him
The way he defended himself in the States. His impassioned defence of the Union. If he wasn't so mad, he'd be the best politician in the country.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 28 May 2015, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hear what you say, but I'd like to retort by suggesting that actually he's just a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 29 May 2015, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post "that hat makes you look even more of a cunt than you already are,
that's quite an achievement"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't they always?
You may enjoy this load of wank from the Guardian.

www.theguardian.com/fashion/2015/may/27/wearing-a-hat-is-eccentric-david-beckham
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a beanie once that didn't make me look *too* much like an utter twat.
....my brother nicked it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was probably
doing you a favour.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it had a little propeller on top.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 28 May 2015, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post A woman walked into our library a little earlier wearing a hat not so dissimilar to that hat out of Big Trouble in Little China
it was rather far out
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a woman
at my work who wears a bowler. I think she thinks it's cool and zany, but unfortunately she already looks a bit like Oddjob, so it's not really helping.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post She sounds like she would grow one of those logger beards so popular with hipsters if she could

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...
A marketing executive called at our office wearing a huge pink hat with a long feather sticking out of it. When my boss caught sight of it as he walked past he said "Did you get a free crossbow with that?". We never saw it again.
 (Ripley isis spelt backwards is sisi, Fri 29 May 2015, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Be sweet to see him looking gutted again

(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least we can rely on him to run a nice clean campaign.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a link post 3D Selfie
Yep, that's what it says. Credit for spotting a business opportunity from a buzzword. Zero credit for the execution of the idea. Spotted via the Popbitch mailout. GC says no.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is horrible.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inspired!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHA!
Classy.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now if only they could work the cloud and drones in there somewhere
You'd have buzzword bingo.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post And those pictures are supposed to encourage us, are they?
Looks like a 5 yr old's attempt at modelling with clay.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
https://youtu.be/Os1_AkzTuOI
WTF!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 28 May 2015, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man, switch on the subtitles on that
Then sit back and enjoy
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 28 May 2015, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Because Life is in 3D"
Nice slogan, guys. Take long?
 (andrew-t pops up once a year with topical javascript, Thu 28 May 2015, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not if you only have one eye.
Which, I assume, the sculptor has.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 28 May 2015, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Selfie of your baby
I thought a selfie was when one took a picture of themself
Gotta love the keyrings though. Not bad for £24.
 (Sherbs, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The FAQs are superb.
Liberal use of the word "besides", which I approve of.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 29 May 2015, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Woo - something that gets rid of cockroaches!*
It's a what now? One order of fire over here please!

* May contain zombies. Kinda.
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Thu 28 May 2015, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I fucking hate wasps!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post But they wuv you!

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post So the answer to getting rid of Roaches.....is wasps?
That's like trying to sort out the London Mayor's office by voting in George Galloway. Hold on a minute......
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Dutch Man Predicts 8.8 Magnitude Quake Will Strike California Thursday
Dutch Man Predicts 8.8 Magnitude Quake Will Strike California Thursday
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because of planets
allinging? is that really the basis for his prediction?
And it's news?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uVI8cQ3Hpo
lol
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post All of those earthquake and asteroid prediction vids.
I'll just go ahead and believe them all, I think. Better to be on the safe side.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd take it with a pinch of salt
until we get confirmation from Sally Morgan and Uri Geller
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
American news is such a shitcan of megabelms. Dutch bloke looks mental. Scientists can't predict earthquakes. And the Emergency Centre woman incorrectly using the word 'ironically'.
I'm actually really surprised that the San Andreas movie isn't being distributed by 20th Century Fox. Unlike Fox News to promote a film from a rival studio.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post shitcan of megabelms
I just spat my tea all over my desk.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post This^^

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It should be America's entry in the Lonely Planet guide

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 28 May 2015, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Mostly harmless dumb
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 28 May 2015, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Very much this.

(pahakyy, Thu 28 May 2015, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't take long to sort out
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlkffThDslA
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I predict an 8.7 magnitude quake will strike california on Thursday

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I predict an 8.9 magnitude quake will hit Kettering on
Thursday
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3 pence worth of damage

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
3 pence worth of damage several million pounds-worth of improvements
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 28 May 2015, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 May 2015, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post That Kirsty Pigslop's bloke was in Woodford on telly the other day.
Said it's not their 'ideal' or 'sought-after' village location.
Cuntz.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 May 2015, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope. Wanstead is!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I predict a riot.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 28 May 2015, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Shannon Matthews drama given green light, again.
"February 2008", eh?
#chavscumnostalgia
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post 4EVA NDR R BEDZ
R ANGLE
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Are you a Leicester City fan who is obsessed with Jaws?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope.
Hull City, and never seen Jaws.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I was surfing the guys pictures that were in the album you linked to.

Btw Sad that Hull went down - I was REALLY hoping the deluded barcodes went down instead.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not all bad
Barnet have gone up
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, Ha!
I just nicked the first pic from a Google search.
Just to be clear, Hull was my university town, it's not where I live. What a shithole. *spits*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post nowt wrong with Hull
Just spent the best part of two months there and I found it no more shitty than any other city. Though they call their buns or baps "breadcakes" for some reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 28 May 2015, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post For these responses, only this will do....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKuHYO9TM5A
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 28 May 2015, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Karen Matthews was paid two large doner kebabs, two litre bottle of coke and chips for the rights to the adaptation.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it going to be a re-imagined adaptation Babadook mashup?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would be amazing.
*throws money at screen*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Mamadook

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Already bindun, of sorts.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 28 May 2015, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha.
That's what actually led to me discovering this article this morning.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 28 May 2015, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a link post More Classic Top of the Pops
Just been made aware of this on that Twitter. Proper LOLage material.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful.
The Pub is a great name for a band.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Beard on beard. NSFW

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post goodness
*mops brow with hanky*
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nsfw?
Do you have some kind of trek wars policy at your place?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Riker exudes sex. Even fully clothed he's utterly nsfw.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post And that beard just screams facial pubic hair!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Gets better as it goes on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 28 May 2015, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Very good.

(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ewwwww
It was the out stretched hand that did it.

Jolly well made though. Clicky
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 28 May 2015, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post good heavens
*monocle falls in glass of wine*
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Throws monocled glass of wine at screen"

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha blimey

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 28 May 2015, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a link post San Diego Zoo's new hippo underwater
just mute the annoying library music
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 28 May 2015, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's incredibly fluffy and everything
but hippos are bad tempered, thuggish brutes
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post part of it might be the leeches in their rectum
dailyparasite.blogspot.com/2010/08/august-31-placobdelloides.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I should imagine that would indeed leave you feeling permanently irritable

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post though not as much as some dual b3ta/reddit netizens

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post *upvotes*

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that's GREAT music.
*Carlton dance*
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not unusual

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kenny Loggins, still goin' strong.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 28 May 2015, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Johnny Dronehunter: Defender of Privacy
*WARNING* Contains 'Amerigunz'
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 28 May 2015, 8:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does a man hunting drones
Really need a silenced shotgun?
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 28 May 2015, 8:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was under impression silencer permit is not something you can easily get.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post state law, eh.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the UK a sound moderator is classed as a firearm and requires authority on your certificate before it can be acquired.
Licensing is a bit easier for shotguns, but I think a shotgun moderator would still be classed as a firearm and subject to tighter control.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
No restrictions/classification for shotgun moderators.

Not even put on the SGC.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, is that so?
"Starts silently blowing away cute wabbits with .36 pellets"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 28 May 2015, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty pointless
when they explode when hit.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or all those
twatoos.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it really a good idea to show yourself destroying someone else's property?

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a link post And he didn't Spill his beer.

(lladoog once licked never beaten, Thu 28 May 2015, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post A thing of beauty

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 28 May 2015, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember being in a pub watching two women scrap.
One twatted the other one over the head with a pool cue, the recipient of said twatting, didn't spill a drop from her full half (cause she was a laydee) glass.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 28 May 2015, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what the death toll at baseball games is

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Not enough..
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, wonder harder damn you!

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went to a baseball game at Fenway Park (Boston Red Sox) a few years ago.
Given that it's one of the few remaining 'old' stadiums with some charm, it still didn't make up for the utter lack of anything resembling a sport, and the atmosphere created by the pisspoor supporters (whose chants were literally as banal as "Let's go, Red Sox" *clap, clap, clap-clap-clap* on repeat). They all relapsed into a sort of catatonic dribbling state until the invisible bloke on a keyboard played something, and then they all gave a cheer or something. Needs more darts and crisp packets filled with piss.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh God ^this
I went to a Toronto Blue Jays game, and the atmosphere was non-existent. Even cricket supporters have better chants.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went to the Yankees game in NYC
It was fucking ace! 3 hours felt like 20 minutes. 80,000 people filed in and out without incident.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 28 May 2015, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I too have suffered an american rounders game and also a handegg game and found them both to be the dullest "sport" I have ever seen.
At the rounders game I spent 3 hours playing Tekken in the arcade I found in the stadium.

I think the sports reflect the country as a whole - bland, over hyped, shit.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ice hockey is where it is at.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 28 May 2015, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Fat guys wearing pads and helmets shoving each other around an ice rink - no thanks!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rounders. But less manly.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey! It's Enrico Palazzo!!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 28 May 2015, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should've let him keep it

(Sherbs, Fri 29 May 2015, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a link post 20 minutes of Mad Max behind the scenes stuff

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 28 May 2015, 7:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post the guys on the bendy poles look like they had fun filming that
I really enjoyed that film - mainly because I went knowing I was going to see a Mad Max movie and not expecting a vast amount of dialogue or intelligence.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 28 May 2015, 9:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was like a big angry circus
Great fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 28 May 2015, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\/\
That. When people complain about it not having much plot and just being a long, violent car chase, you do have to wonder what they expected.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
they probably wanted the One Direction movie next door
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 28 May 2015, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find it a little disturbing that
a film like Fury Road is held up as the best film that's come out for ages.
It says a lot about the state of the film industry at the moment, and the general public.
I was all up for a bit of fun, but a two hour car chase is taking the piss.
There's actually a lot you could do with Mad Max, to expect a little more from it isn't exactly asking for much.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, really enjoyed Fury Road
Really takes it back to the action genre of the 80's and early 90's thought Tom Hardy was was strangely restrained throughout although his character kinda took a back seat to Furiosa. Nicholas Hoult as the reformed Warboy was brilliant, he was really the emotional heart of the film.

I'd definitely recommend anyone to go and see it over any of the comic book garbage that's been released over the past few years. I reckon Batman Begins and the first Captain America film are the only ones worth seeing out of that lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really wanted to like it, I really tried......
but I didn't give a shit about any of the characters and it was more about Charlie The Ron's character than Max. That and the fact it only had one pace, which was full on from start to finish.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Original content, you say? I made this!
Fresh comics blog. A history of Superhero team-ups. Got a bit out of hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 28 May 2015, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post These are always good.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 May 2015, 1:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cant keep up with the Dac / Marvel universe's but this seems nicely done
Speaking of comic,s highly recommend Transmetropolitan. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmetropolitan

Edit
DC not Dac, bloomin early morning breeder brain...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 28 May 2015, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a link post more films should have a baby Hitler in a Petri dish NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh!
Do want.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck! Looks odd as all hell.
Want.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sigh

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *wanks*

(Spin Its a thing., Wed 27 May 2015, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anybody who went to
Middle school in Newcastle in the 80's will relate to this.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
So hip, it just shit a penny farthing.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Narrator needs a throat lozenge

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
this is the story of her quest for the lozenge of truth, staring Adam Sandler as a down and out lozenge dealer derpy derpy derp derp derp.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 28 May 2015, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a link post The war on "legal highs"...
...is confusing at best.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of the ol criminal justice act and banning "repetitive beats"
Hell my old homebrew would be illegal under this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm ambivalent

You shouldn't blanket ban everything due to a few chemicals being dangerous. That being said, they wouldn't be developed in the first place if mdma and coke were decriminalised.
At least herbal highs (however dagerous) are created by "legitimate" companies. The ban will only encourage black market sales of God knows what.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Catnip for all!
Me-oww.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 28 May 2015, 4:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure its fairly unpopular
But, in theory I agree, ideally I think drugs should be leagalised and regualted, but failing that, creating unending compounds syntheticly to get around drug laws is potoentially much more dangerous...
 (sithemong, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post given that at the point someone was caught by police it would only be pertinent if they intended to give it to other people.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they are not going after alcohol
It's not a war, it's a skirmish.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking idiots

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't this just be sidestepped by labeling them "not for human consumption"?
That's what they do at the minute, innit?
A friend of mine (cough) used to regularly indulge in herbal incense, and that shit will munt you over.
Strange that it should be legal whilst the real stuff is banned. Not to say that the answer is to outlaw all of it...
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe if they put a tax on them they'd become less harmful
seems to work for alcohol and fags.

also: I'm watching you buffet.
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^what this beautiful swimsuit model said.
Just noticed that a facebook 'friend' had a rant against 'drugs' this morning.
Which makes a change from his usual early hours, alcohol-fuelled pityfest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 28 May 2015, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It really is fun being able to walk into a store and browse jars full of outstanding buds.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not agreeing or disagreeing but just another soundbite to appeal to core supporters that 'we are doing something'
Same old bollocks "we will crack down on this and that" with no specifics as to how anything will happen in reality. Seize Illegal Immigrants Pay. Oh of course you know where they are being illegal and they hardly are in PAYE. Total bollocks.

Edit: I removed previous comment and edited this
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Irrespective of the merits of any ban,
it seems a bit premature to be moaning about what the Bill says, given that not even a first draft has been published yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's what the internet does best.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Xenostapler

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
click
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ the other

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 28 May 2015, 6:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I particularly like the fact
that is was clearly made by a teacher at school.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 28 May 2015, 7:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post perfect

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^All that^

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should turn that into a Vine.
You love the Vines. Funny link. Clicky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck off
you lie !
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 27 May 2015, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you work for vine.
Every word is truth. I know you have the ability. Vine it tits. Spread the joy to those of an extremely limited attention span.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off
and take your fucking Fedora with you


I Made This
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay somebody who actually uses the snipping tool
I have mine bound to CTRL F12 - you ?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Snipping tool users unite!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post what is this snipping tool of which you speak?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Search Snipping Tool


Right click properties - short cut key.

Windows only. Can't do this on a texas jobbie.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post fanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 28 May 2015, 0:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Grab does the same thing on Macs

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH GOD DAMN
How have I lived my life without this????
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 28 May 2015, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! I have to use it every day in work.
Our manager has a hard-on for it?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Thu 28 May 2015, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU BASTARD!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised it took so long
Haha
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post A sci-fi staple.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go to bed

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha that's very funny
and not a little scary
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 28 May 2015, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Pet store critter label modifications
Very clever!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Irresponsible, I'd say.
Also. The species in dichotomous species names shouldn't be capitalised.
 (pahakyy, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop spoiling our fun
NERD!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure about the 'very clever' bit, but it was mildly amusing.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 28 May 2015, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think I know the snake man
 (strongp, Sat 30 May 2015, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a link post Fun interactive map that shows why the Westboro Baptist Church hates YOUR country
you bunch of fag enablers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post UK and the Fag Enablers
That's a good name for a band, write that down Gary.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved the pictures

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spent a whole 2 minutes looking at that, trying to find a country they like
had to stop because the laughing in my head was getting a bit loud.
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Wed 27 May 2015, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post God is very angry.
Does he has a small penus or does he just not liking the human beans?
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 27 May 2015, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah thats brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flash enables Fags. Fact.

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very funny, but isn't this the second thing WBC want most?
After money of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 27 May 2015, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post wait, this isn't a parody?

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post God hates Flash

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Thu 28 May 2015, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post they've always had it in for us Swedes
much to our amusement :)
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 28 May 2015, 12:52, , Reply)

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