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This is a link post The Adventure Game
From the early 80's
I remember watching this all those years ago and thought it was a bit pants then and now it is even more pants and has aged very badly
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Used to play the Vortex game from the end
with my sisters. Used a Twister mat, a hand-drawn representation and the king from a chess set. Was surprisingly tense.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post and me!
But not with your sisters. We would arrange loads of asterix books on the floor instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Charmian Gradwell.
One of my earliest crushes.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post batshit crazy

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gronda! Gronda!

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Tue 1 Dec 2015, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK YOU
AND THE ASPIDISTRA YOU RODE IN ON YOU BIG, EGREGIOUS, CUNT.
 (Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to really like this
and was very proud of myself for having worked out the system of values behind the currency - pieces of plastic of different shapes and colours, all worth differing values.
 (Smale is stuffed, Wed 2 Dec 2015, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Beetham tower in Manchester making menacing noises in a high wind.

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post It has awoken!
The rest will hear and arrive soon!
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have the locals started worshipping their howling glass leviathan yet?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post What are the chances?

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post About one in three from what I can see

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eranu?
Uvavu?
 (I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck that

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 29 Nov 2015, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Northern Powerhouse.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It even sounds like it has a Mancunian accent

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Manchester. Even the fucking buildings are whining.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 6:46, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post *waits for bass to drop*

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Dress for the slide not for the ride

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky the on-coming trucks didn't interfere with their slide.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell

As a biker myself, pretty unfortunate, but I wouldn't have been riding as fast as he was...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does feel a bit like he was travelling too fast for the road conditions
... but then, isn't that what causes a pretty high proportion of accidents? Not condemning him, just saying we all do it from time to time. He (and his lass) were lucky.
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not for motorcycles
Most m/c accidents are caused by not being seen.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 7:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd debate that
I have had several bike accidents and the vast majority have been my fault going round a corner too fast and dropped it. Luckily I am usually ok get up and it goes unreported. I have had one where a car pulled out in front of me compared to at least 4 5 or 6 occasions of "Oops I fucked that up!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see the sympathetic car drivers stopping to help...

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Way too fucking fast for two wheels in that downpour.
Numpty.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post And yet
Mudder bike riders always want respect on the roads, the mirror-denting, lane switching 'tards. Bloody menaces on the roads, and always driving in bicycle lanes. Should be banned.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Having slid along the road a couple of times myself, I came to the conclusion that if it wasn't so expensive and didn't hurt - it's actually quite fun.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 7:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having paused it & run it frame by frame......
I don't think she has her helmet fastened.
*may be wrong*?
Very, very lucky if so......
 (I helped save b3ta! Unklian Lives in the only country where "Glass" is a verb., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Idiots
youtu.be/0jpiC_Xz9D8
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Dobranotch - Du Hast

(bananaprince, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is exactly the kind of thing I like
/aspire to
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather good
Swerving dangerously close to hipsterdom, but I think they pull it off.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's pretty damned good.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have always believed
Rammstein were singing about picking wild flowers in the woods. This is final confirmation
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 30 Nov 2015, 8:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D ta!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Pickle cat
Ronseal
 (eax, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post good heavens

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 1:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Hot chip does a cover of dancing in the dark...
because it's my actual birthday and while at work tomorrow I will be about as much use as a hat full of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That is superb, in a Cabaret Voltaire sort of way
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed.
Excellent choice. They must have had to look the lyrics up and actually made them understandable.
LCD Sound System too. Cool.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Mon 30 Nov 2015, 6:46, , Reply)
This is a link post fucking harsh revue
Dude, he's a pederast...
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post he is so disappoint right now!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post fo real

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 30 Nov 2015, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Flying Squirrel tricked by fan

(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post that Sir, is a sugar glider

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post A common mistake
Look at the dorsal markings. It's a pygmy zephyr oryx
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post gadzooks man get Chris Packham on the blower

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone has been watching too much gemsbok bukkake

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 6:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not googling that!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post i can't believe I actually just googled that

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post this page is the first result, haha

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This post is followed by my favourite thread of the year

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clicked so hard I broke my mouse.
Sorry, my pygmy zephyr oryx.

I fucking love sugar gliders.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sun 29 Nov 2015, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want one!

And one of those squirrels too!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post SQU E^100

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post OMFG SOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLICK CLICK CLICK
 (I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Teenage Bikini Vampire

(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Two worlds collide when a vampire girl falls for a surfer dude…'
Not the tag line that will make me want to watch a movie.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's my cue
For sucking my eyeballs out of my head using a Swedish penis extender.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post your sleeper cell is weird

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what we do on Tuesdays
You should see what we do on Saturdays, but I'd have to suck your eyeballs out.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post The whole movie isn't much longer than the trailer.
You could have just posted this instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3GBGsidsnw
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is there not to love this

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's not more
That's what there is not to love about this. I certainly do love this. Not sure my wife and daughter are fans.
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I once accidentally sang this song when I bashed my little toe on the corner of the bed...
...Did a similar dance too.
 (NoStrings Tastes like zombies!!, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post what have I started?
in this version the guy and the little womangirl are even more irrelevant to the camera
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm finnish and had never heard this before.

(pahakyy, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sir, you win the internet for today.
Fukken' saved.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shakira has let herself go recently

(WinnieTheTurd, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a link post My review of the Microsoft Band 2 I made this!
I wasn't going to share my blog on here, but fuck it, someone might like it... maybe? Anyway, I reviewed the Microsoft Band 2 fitness device, might be useful if you were thinking of getting one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post you look like an hdr photo of Indiana Jones cosplay
aicmfp
 (sithemong, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol maybe I am?
my ex actually thought that as well, you aren't my ex are you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post not unless you count that night we spent together in Accrington...

(sithemong, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh that counts allright
was it not special for you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I take it this uses reflectance technology for the heart rate
I use a MIO band which is highly accurate and the Bluetooth output neatly engages with Mapmyrun or the, admittedly quite crap, MIO app.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a mio too
works with endomondo and runkeeper... anything with bluetooth lte support, which is most apps, but not all hardware.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what it's called tbh
bright green light that turns on every 10 minutes
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post What kind of insights does the sleep tracking give you?
Number of times you woke up to piss? Or sleep apnoea heart rate tracking? Sleep wanks?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It monitors how often people pass out whilst watching dull people drone on about mundane things on YouTube
the statistics will be used to justify The Great Cull
 (blah di blah di blah blah, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
well resting pulse and depth of sleep. One thing i've noticed already is that i'm a physical wreck on mondays, literally and my sleep is awful sunday night.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post When is the trend for super-light fonts going to end?

(spunkyD, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post no idea lol
I didn't make the theme, just used someone elses off of github
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Japs love the stubby look they've done it to lots of things...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post When my kid is 5/6 and if she wants to make models to hang from the ceiling...
I'll go for this kind of stuff rather than tedious realism.

Edit 1: Ohh, I see what you mean...
www.goodsmile.info/en/products/category/nendoroid_series/announced/2015

Edit2; heheheh
MEMBER FOUR SHITTY 9



Edit 3; And I've stumbled onto the NSFW versions, that also exist in VNSFW...
akibahobby.net/2015/11/skytube_yuri_color_sample.html
I used to make Spitfires, how dull.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that last one sorts a few Christmas presents out
Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Hey dad I got you a doll!"
"Fucking twat, you got me a fucking wh...
...
ohh.
...
Your mum used to look like this when she was young and I was drunk."
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post They stubbied all the Thunderbirds a few years sgo.
I think it might be because they've noy got much room...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post BIGGAR!!!!

(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fat tanks as well!
www.fujimimokei.com/item/items/4968728763019/
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post squeeeee!

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Hijacking ad-spaces at the Climate Change Paris thing
CO2 belching corporations are sponsoring the climate change talks, for some reason.
Please don't take our money!
Gas is a low carbon fuel!
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Fitting end to the season

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a link post "I hope he gets over that flu."
11 validationsearch
Utopia S2 clip
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post great scene, that guy played the part so well
wonder if we'll ever get part 3
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post nah, not enough people watched the first two :(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see why some shows shouldn't be allowed to run at a loss if the quality is so enough
especially when there's cheap crap like Gogglebox there to fund it
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post TV revolves around lowest common denominator pap, Strictly America's Next Top Chef on Ice, Channel 4 is no exception nowadays
surprised the first season even got made in the first place
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's also longevity to consider.
I can't imagine repeats of things like Strictly get many viewers, in the same way X-Factor contestant's careers soon crash-and-burn after the series has finished. They probably also don't export very well.

Cult TV (which I assume Utopia was going for) will continue to find audiences on DVD or streaming.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reckon a lot of programming nowadays is made for non-broadcast viewing, the one time it's shown on TV serves as an advert for buying it later
Sales then continue through word of mouth and reviews
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post (re)watched both series last weekend
great scene
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of this

I'm re-watching Metalocalypse when I get the time, but this could be next on the list :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace series
also has an amazing sound track.
 (Roxon, Mon 30 Nov 2015, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Its true * vampires exhist in real life
* may not be factualy true

I like this bit best "Some psychic vampires use tantric feeding, that is through erotic or sexual encounters,"

something something sucking something etc
you get the drift
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post
vampires attention seekers

FTFY
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
attention seekers wankers
 (I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a link post "Ze plane! Ze plane!"

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 1:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Chicken Spider I made this!
in Dairy Filth
(835Rocks, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 1:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure you've used enough garnish TBH.
That plate looks a little sparse.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
You've inspired me to go up in the loft and see if I can catch one of the chicken spiders up there for dinner. Now where did I leave my harpoon?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hungry now, Ta
Like the garnish also
 (Sherbs, Sun 29 Nov 2015, 14:49, , Reply)

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