Targets in Operation Yewtree (and some from that game show below) move to America and become Mayors
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Warp Speed Comparison
"Clean up required in the comic book aisle"
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"Clean up required in the comic book aisle"
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Almost as fun as the 5k wallchart of space ship size comparison
Insane geek fest
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Insane geek fest
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I'd love to see an Eldar Craftworld against those ships just to get an idea of scale.
I find their sheer size pretty incomprehensible - and they're spacecraft too, basically.
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I find their sheer size pretty incomprehensible - and they're spacecraft too, basically.
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That poster says Red Dwarf is 5000 meters
I seem to remember it was 5 miles long.
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I seem to remember it was 5 miles long.
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hahahahahahahahahha
"It was protruding from the edge of the bed and it wasn't moving at all."
It is that guy's version of a Pensieve, holding wonderful memories of days past.
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"It was protruding from the edge of the bed and it wasn't moving at all."
It is that guy's version of a Pensieve, holding wonderful memories of days past.
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I just came on here to post this
under my planned heading of wank lizard
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under my planned heading of wank lizard
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3D-your face from a 2D-photo
Site seems to be a little busy, but it does get there
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Site seems to be a little busy, but it does get there
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A bloke looking after his pet 'roo.
A bit of flloof from down under.
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A bit of flloof from down under.
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Don't forget the leather.
Probably the best, strongest and most supple. Used in top-end motorbike gear.
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Probably the best, strongest and most supple. Used in top-end motorbike gear.
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And nice rear lights for bicycles:
www.firebox.com/Bike-Balls/p7358
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www.firebox.com/Bike-Balls/p7358
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It gets served rare, with chunky chips and a panache of seasonal veg.
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How not to land an orbital rocket booster
Plenty of rapid unplanned disassembly going on in this...
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Plenty of rapid unplanned disassembly going on in this...
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Falcon Heavy launch should be fun.
Elon himself says that he will consider it a success if the three big bits stay together.
I expect a big splosion.
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Elon himself says that he will consider it a success if the three big bits stay together.
I expect a big splosion.
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Could the choice of music be any better?
I submit that it cannot.
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I submit that it cannot.
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My friend was one of the lead designers on the Falcon 9 project. Trufax.
Here's her running around one of the rockets with her spermling :D She has a MUCH nicer house than me :(
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Here's her running around one of the rockets with her spermling :D She has a MUCH nicer house than me :(
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That's great, so it is.
...and Mr Penis, your friend is obviously awesome.
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...and Mr Penis, your friend is obviously awesome.
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...Something about learning all the ways not to make a lightbulb
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John Carpenter - Christine
New release of redone themes out soon, with videos it seems.
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New release of redone themes out soon, with videos it seems.
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He's got the same glow in the dark Cthulhu as me!
However one of my screaming souls of the damned got lost, partner's kids came round and stole one =/
I think it was better off with Cthulhu to be honest
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However one of my screaming souls of the damned got lost, partner's kids came round and stole one =/
I think it was better off with Cthulhu to be honest
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"McDonald's customer finds 'souls of the damned' floating in fast food sundae"
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A bishop said to me, in Tanzania one time, Dennis, if ever you give anything to god, in teaspoonfuls, he always gives it back in shovelfuls.
I'm seriously interested in the subject, and have been absorbed for weeks by it. But he is rather entertaining to watch, so even if it's boring, here it is.
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I'm seriously interested in the subject, and have been absorbed for weeks by it. But he is rather entertaining to watch, so even if it's boring, here it is.
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He is entertaining to watch
In a.strange kind of way but his main drive, that diseases cannot be reduced by early diagnosis and treatment, seems a bit obvious, Still it beats that Tommy Wiseau shit below.
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In a.strange kind of way but his main drive, that diseases cannot be reduced by early diagnosis and treatment, seems a bit obvious, Still it beats that Tommy Wiseau shit below.
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What is god doing with all these teaspoons?
And why has he got a surplus of shovels?
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And why has he got a surplus of shovels?
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No point in being god
If you can't have a decent shovel collection.
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If you can't have a decent shovel collection.
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The Room
NSFW
A true classic.
With The Disaster Artist coming soon it's worth a re-watch.
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A true classic.
With The Disaster Artist coming soon it's worth a re-watch.
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Best film ever.
I don't know what Franco and Rogen are playing at either. They've got enough shit films of their own before they start cashing in on someone elses.
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I don't know what Franco and Rogen are playing at either. They've got enough shit films of their own before they start cashing in on someone elses.
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OH HAI MARK
Saw a new, full trailer for "The Disaster Artist" this morning: It looks amazing.
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Saw a new, full trailer for "The Disaster Artist" this morning: It looks amazing.
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I'm sure it's a great story. I just don't like Franco and Rogen.
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I'm sure I must've seen him in many films,
but I wouldn't be able to tell you what Seth Rogan looked like if my nearest & dearests' lives depended on it.
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but I wouldn't be able to tell you what Seth Rogan looked like if my nearest & dearests' lives depended on it.
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Made it to 2:44
then I suddenly remembered the 'sex' scene. Too much of this movie is just uncomfortable without being funny.
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then I suddenly remembered the 'sex' scene. Too much of this movie is just uncomfortable without being funny.
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hahah
I've been doing sex wrong all these years, I didn't know you were supposed to hump the woman's ribcage
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I've been doing sex wrong all these years, I didn't know you were supposed to hump the woman's ribcage
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When is an islnd not an island?
I would have put money on this being an EU bollockfestival or maybe some off shore tax heaven.
Oh no its genuine honest to goodness home grown retard 100% Scotish.
Mind you the EU wante to remove the UK's island status.
and here aswell www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-41255024
At one point in 2003, the EU claimed that Britain was not an island, in a proposed new definition that excluded anything "attached to the mainland by a rigid structure".
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I would have put money on this being an EU bollockfestival or maybe some off shore tax heaven.
Oh no its genuine honest to goodness home grown retard 100% Scotish.
Mind you the EU wante to remove the UK's island status.
and here aswell www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-41255024
At one point in 2003, the EU claimed that Britain was not an island, in a proposed new definition that excluded anything "attached to the mainland by a rigid structure".
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fucking seale
is all of 22 years off the coast. It's all and Orcadian plot to snaffle the money. Free Orkney for Edinburgh tyranny!
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is all of 22 years off the coast. It's all and Orcadian plot to snaffle the money. Free Orkney for Edinburgh tyranny!
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Not sure what seale is
but I would say, despite the bridge it is more like 32 years off.
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but I would say, despite the bridge it is more like 32 years off.
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I read it knowing that this would be down to money
I was right. The reasons John Mason gives as a definition of an island are ridiculous but when you are trying to get out of providing something they will try anything.
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I was right. The reasons John Mason gives as a definition of an island are ridiculous but when you are trying to get out of providing something they will try anything.
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131. Posted by Au Revoir Cherie on 5 minutes ago
I love dogs
I love white
I love man
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Treasured canine friends,
Caucasian skin tone, also
Penis up my bum
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Terrible haiku
Almost a haiku itself
What you wrote up there
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What every gentleman needs to know
Self-defence with a Walking-stick: The Different Methods of Defending Oneself with a Walking-Stick or Umbrella when Attacked under Unequal Conditions
From 1901.
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Self-defence with a Walking-stick: The Different Methods of Defending Oneself with a Walking-Stick or Umbrella when Attacked under Unequal Conditions
From 1901.
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little guys....hitting each other
that's what I like!
Or better yet buring each other with candles!
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that's what I like!
Or better yet buring each other with candles!
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You on one side and him on the other - it's like being on the bottom of a bloody well!
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It's good stuff.
The walking stick is one of the weapons recognised in several kung fu styles.
One of our instructors won gold at an international level with his walking stick form. We all laughed though.
And candley wandley best wishes to you xxx
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The walking stick is one of the weapons recognised in several kung fu styles.
One of our instructors won gold at an international level with his walking stick form. We all laughed though.
And candley wandley best wishes to you xxx
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[Acknowledgement of icon located multiple times on the left of your username.]
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It's like the Mayweather/McGregor 'Money Fight' all over again!
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Bartitsu?
wasn't Sherlock Holmes supposed to be a practitioner?
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wasn't Sherlock Holmes supposed to be a practitioner?
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It's what Steve Jobs would have wanted...probably
I was at the iphone launch - made slightly surreal by the fact that wankers were queuing to get into Apple's brand new store in Regent street (hipster cunts to a man-child), there was a queue in the opposite direction (of the older generation) heading to get their savings out of Northern Crock.
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I was at the iphone launch - made slightly surreal by the fact that wankers were queuing to get into Apple's brand new store in Regent street (hipster cunts to a man-child), there was a queue in the opposite direction (of the older generation) heading to get their savings out of Northern Crock.
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Nice.
I like the way they say 'It's all screen'. Well yeah, if you ignore the big fuckin' edge around it.
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I like the way they say 'It's all screen'. Well yeah, if you ignore the big fuckin' edge around it.
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Five "bikini baristas" charged with prostitution
Five "bikini baristas" have been charged with prostitution after a lengthy undercover police investigation into the "Grab-N-Go Bikini Hut" in Everett, Washington.
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Five "bikini baristas" have been charged with prostitution after a lengthy undercover police investigation into the "Grab-N-Go Bikini Hut" in Everett, Washington.
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A lengthy undercover police investigation
I bet it was - "Have we got enough evidence yet?"
"Not quite - give it a few more weeks"
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I bet it was - "Have we got enough evidence yet?"
"Not quite - give it a few more weeks"
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You mean...
"...a few more weeeeeeeeeekkks uhh" click...dial tone.
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"...a few more weeeeeeeeeekkks uhh" click...dial tone.
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I had an awkward moment
in taipei when I tried to interview the bikini girls that sold betel to lorry drivers (my idea was it was a litmus of the taiwan economy in the way that some anaylsts count cranes or cement lorries). It did not go down well with their heavily tattooed 'helpers'
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in taipei when I tried to interview the bikini girls that sold betel to lorry drivers (my idea was it was a litmus of the taiwan economy in the way that some anaylsts count cranes or cement lorries). It did not go down well with their heavily tattooed 'helpers'
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Animation compilation
NSFW
I made this!
Here's a pile of animation bits I've been experimenting with. All done in Cinema 4d rendered with Octane.
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Here's a pile of animation bits I've been experimenting with. All done in Cinema 4d rendered with Octane.
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i do not understand this witchcraft which ye practice, but ye practice it most well
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Great rubbery stuff!
I particularly liked the AT-ATs at it.
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I particularly liked the AT-ATs at it.
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Nice! Great work.
This is the stuff I wanted to do Windows 3D Movie Maker but the technology just wasn't there.
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This is the stuff I wanted to do Windows 3D Movie Maker but the technology just wasn't there.
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You're weird.
But also extremely talented. I wouldn't know where to start. Great job, well done!
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But also extremely talented. I wouldn't know where to start. Great job, well done!
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Fabulous work!
Was there a little bit of spunking cock with the bloke having hot dogs thrown at him? And a nice little fart with the bloke being squashed?
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Was there a little bit of spunking cock with the bloke having hot dogs thrown at him? And a nice little fart with the bloke being squashed?
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I wasn't around to taste it but coulda only been a couple of different body fluids flowing from that thing.
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Fabulous!
I'm amazed you've haven't had the call from Aardman yet.
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I'm amazed you've haven't had the call from Aardman yet.
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That's crackin' that is
Really great work, website reel is awesomeness +click
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Really great work, website reel is awesomeness +click
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Wanted to post this when it came out but it was a shitty quality video
Lemon is hit and miss, but this sketch is brilliant.
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Lemon is hit and miss, but this sketch is brilliant.
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Meh. Lemon IS very hit and miss.
A friend showed this to me the other day, which made me lol like a drain.
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A friend showed this to me the other day, which made me lol like a drain.
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Yep...
...funny of late so either he is getting better at writing or he has got in some writers. Some editors don't even get credits so who knows.
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...funny of late so either he is getting better at writing or he has got in some writers. Some editors don't even get credits so who knows.
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Full trailer for Coco
interesting use of Bittersweet Symphony
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interesting use of Bittersweet Symphony
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Much like it would in 1080p
Unless you had a truly fucking enormous telly.
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Unless you had a truly fucking enormous telly.
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16 metres wide and more than seven metres high.
My local Vue cinema is about 200 metres down the road.
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My local Vue cinema is about 200 metres down the road.
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For that size screen, the viewing distance should be closer to 20m
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I'll end up going to see this just to keep an eye out for a Manny Calavera cameo.
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POP QUIZ!! WITH MIKE READ!! 1984
With legends like Phil Lynott!
With dickheads like Gary Glitter!
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With legends like Phil Lynott!
With dickheads like Gary Glitter!
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There's a monsterous paedo on the panel
And you lot are slagging off Green
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And you lot are slagging off Green
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Mutated Monty Candleday today
But he gone missing. It's 13 years here, so maybe he's in his room sulking.
Instead....from 10 years ago: MM does Noel Edmonds
and piss
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But he gone missing. It's 13 years here, so maybe he's in his room sulking.
Instead....from 10 years ago: MM does Noel Edmonds
and piss
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oh here I am
funny, I can't even log in to that youtube account any more, it used a hotmail address that has long since died
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funny, I can't even log in to that youtube account any more, it used a hotmail address that has long since died
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WooHoo!
get in
Happy ones..ta for the years and years and years and fears and tears and ears of fucknuttery.
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I expected more than 4,000 spiders
but then candles are not cows. Happy Candles!
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but then candles are not cows. Happy Candles!
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Get that hot wax up your foreskin before it cools.
HAPPY B3TA-INGS™!!
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HAPPY B3TA-INGS™!!
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