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This is a normal post #nonceflash

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This is a normal post You're not going to get any beads for that

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This is a link post Warp Speed Comparison
"Clean up required in the comic book aisle"
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This is a normal post Almost as fun as the 5k wallchart of space ship size comparison
Insane geek fest
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This is a normal post I'd love to see an Eldar Craftworld against those ships just to get an idea of scale.
I find their sheer size pretty incomprehensible - and they're spacecraft too, basically.
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This is a normal post That poster says Red Dwarf is 5000 meters
I seem to remember it was 5 miles long.
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This is a normal post nerdgasm in the shitrek aisle

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This is a link post A festering sock - under a bed
wonder how that got there?
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This is a normal post hahahahahahahahahha
"It was protruding from the edge of the bed and it wasn't moving at all."

It is that guy's version of a Pensieve, holding wonderful memories of days past.
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This is a normal post I just came on here to post this
under my planned heading of wank lizard
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This is a link post 3D-your face from a 2D-photo
Site seems to be a little busy, but it does get there
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This is a link post A bloke looking after his pet 'roo.
A bit of flloof from down under.
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This is a normal post Cute but, what happens when it's reached 70+ kg?

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This is a normal post Now how did I guess...

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This is a normal post Don't forget the leather.
Probably the best, strongest and most supple. Used in top-end motorbike gear.
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This is a normal post And their scrotums make most excellent money pouches.

(, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post No better way to keep your bitcoin.

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This is a normal post And nice rear lights for bicycles:
www.firebox.com/Bike-Balls/p7358
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This is a normal post It gets served rare, with chunky chips and a panache of seasonal veg.

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This is a link post How not to land an orbital rocket booster
Plenty of rapid unplanned disassembly going on in this...
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This is a normal post I loved this, I don't know why.

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Things going explodypop to jolly music? Why wouldn't you?
(, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Falcon Heavy launch should be fun.
Elon himself says that he will consider it a success if the three big bits stay together.

I expect a big splosion.
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This is a normal post Could the choice of music be any better?
I submit that it cannot.
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This is a normal post I wanted more giant foot.

(, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post My friend was one of the lead designers on the Falcon 9 project. Trufax.
Here's her running around one of the rockets with her spermling :D She has a MUCH nicer house than me :(

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This is a normal post Your friend has extremely long legs

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This is a normal post Spermling {:-D

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This is a normal post Spluffback.
Self-propelled trip-hazard.
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This is a normal post Crotch Goblin

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This is a normal post Spunk Sculpture

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This is a normal post Jizzogram

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This is a normal post Missed wank opportunity

(, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's great, so it is.
...and Mr Penis, your friend is obviously awesome.
(, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...Something about learning all the ways not to make a lightbulb

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This is a link post John Carpenter - Christine
New release of redone themes out soon, with videos it seems.
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This is a link post Ask HPL?
Mixed.
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This is a normal post He's got the same glow in the dark Cthulhu as me!
However one of my screaming souls of the damned got lost, partner's kids came round and stole one =/

I think it was better off with Cthulhu to be honest
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"McDonald's customer finds 'souls of the damned' floating in fast food sundae"
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This is a link post A bishop said to me, in Tanzania one time, Dennis, if ever you give anything to god, in teaspoonfuls, he always gives it back in shovelfuls.
I'm seriously interested in the subject, and have been absorbed for weeks by it. But he is rather entertaining to watch, so even if it's boring, here it is.
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This is a normal post He is entertaining to watch
In a.strange kind of way but his main drive, that diseases cannot be reduced by early diagnosis and treatment, seems a bit obvious, Still it beats that Tommy Wiseau shit below.
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This is a normal post What is god doing with all these teaspoons?
And why has he got a surplus of shovels?
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This is a normal post God is a stirrer.

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This is a normal post He is a bit of a teas.

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This is a normal post He has a cosy little arrangement

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This is a normal post No point in being god
If you can't have a decent shovel collection.
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This is a normal post Get to work, humans! Start digging.

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This is a normal post Really interesting but is he Harry Hills Dad?

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This is a normal post THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is a link post The Room NSFW
A true classic.
With The Disaster Artist coming soon it's worth a re-watch.
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This is a normal post Best film ever.
I don't know what Franco and Rogen are playing at either. They've got enough shit films of their own before they start cashing in on someone elses.
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This is a normal post OH HAI MARK
Saw a new, full trailer for "The Disaster Artist" this morning: It looks amazing.
(, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure it's a great story. I just don't like Franco and Rogen.

(, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I must've seen him in many films,
but I wouldn't be able to tell you what Seth Rogan looked like if my nearest & dearests' lives depended on it.
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James Corden dipped in pubes
(, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a LOT of pubes
#CosHesFat
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This is a normal post Made it to 2:44
then I suddenly remembered the 'sex' scene. Too much of this movie is just uncomfortable without being funny.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
I've been doing sex wrong all these years, I didn't know you were supposed to hump the woman's ribcage
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This is a normal post terrible
and his imdb profile makes him sound mental
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This is a link post When is an islnd not an island?
I would have put money on this being an EU bollockfestival or maybe some off shore tax heaven.
Oh no its genuine honest to goodness home grown retard 100% Scotish.
Mind you the EU wante to remove the UK's island status.
and here aswell www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-41255024

At one point in 2003, the EU claimed that Britain was not an island, in a proposed new definition that excluded anything "attached to the mainland by a rigid structure".
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This is a normal post fucking seale
is all of 22 years off the coast. It's all and Orcadian plot to snaffle the money. Free Orkney for Edinburgh tyranny!
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure what seale is
but I would say, despite the bridge it is more like 32 years off.
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This is a normal post /\ A Seal earlier today/\

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This is a normal post We are going to need a bigger Oring
To get a better Seal.
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This is a normal post I read it knowing that this would be down to money
I was right. The reasons John Mason gives as a definition of an island are ridiculous but when you are trying to get out of providing something they will try anything.
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131. Posted by Au Revoir Cherie on 5 minutes ago

I love dogs
I love white
I love man
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible haiku
5/7
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Treasured canine friends,
Caucasian skin tone, also
Penis up my bum
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A poem about
Dog love, race and buggery
Five out of seven
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Terrible haiku
Almost a haiku itself
What you wrote up there
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Proper haiku
5/7/5
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This is a normal post +0/
BUT THERE'S NO REPLY
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This is a link post What every gentleman needs to know
Self-defence with a Walking-stick: The Different Methods of Defending Oneself with a Walking-Stick or Umbrella when Attacked under Unequal Conditions

From 1901.
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This is a normal post SUPERCANDLEFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS, tusk!

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This is a normal post little guys....hitting each other
that's what I like!
Or better yet buring each other with candles!
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You on one side and him on the other - it's like being on the bottom of a bloody well!
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This is a normal post Lovely candles

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This is a normal post
candlekisses
mwah mwAH!
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This is a normal post woo & yay!

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This is a normal post It's good stuff.
The walking stick is one of the weapons recognised in several kung fu styles.

One of our instructors won gold at an international level with his walking stick form. We all laughed though.

And candley wandley best wishes to you xxx
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This is a normal post [Acknowledgement of icon located multiple times on the left of your username.]

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This is a normal post It's like the Mayweather/McGregor 'Money Fight' all over again!

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This is a normal post Fabulous!

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This is a normal post Best Candleday present ever.

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This is a normal post That's brilliant
FP this now!
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This is a normal post Doing ok there but wait until he gets to Jaffar!

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This is a normal post Bartitsu?
wasn't Sherlock Holmes supposed to be a practitioner?
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This is a link post It's what Steve Jobs would have wanted...probably
I was at the iphone launch - made slightly surreal by the fact that wankers were queuing to get into Apple's brand new store in Regent street (hipster cunts to a man-child), there was a queue in the opposite direction (of the older generation) heading to get their savings out of Northern Crock.
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This is a normal post LOLZ

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This is a normal post Nice.
I like the way they say 'It's all screen'. Well yeah, if you ignore the big fuckin' edge around it.
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This is a link post Five "bikini baristas" charged with prostitution
Five "bikini baristas" have been charged with prostitution after a lengthy undercover police investigation into the "Grab-N-Go Bikini Hut" in Everett, Washington.
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This is a normal post A lengthy undercover police investigation
I bet it was - "Have we got enough evidence yet?"
"Not quite - give it a few more weeks"
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean...
"...a few more weeeeeeeeeekkks uhh" click...dial tone.
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This is a normal post I had an awkward moment
in taipei when I tried to interview the bikini girls that sold betel to lorry drivers (my idea was it was a litmus of the taiwan economy in the way that some anaylsts count cranes or cement lorries). It did not go down well with their heavily tattooed 'helpers'
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This is a normal post "interview"

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This is a normal post (in 2009)

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This is a link post Animation compilation NSFW I made this!
Here's a pile of animation bits I've been experimenting with. All done in Cinema 4d rendered with Octane.
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This is a normal post somewhere between ew and wow =)

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that's probably what I was going for.
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i do not understand this witchcraft which ye practice, but ye practice it most well
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This is a normal post Great rubbery stuff!
I particularly liked the AT-ATs at it.
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This is a normal post Nice! Great work.
This is the stuff I wanted to do Windows 3D Movie Maker but the technology just wasn't there.
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This is a normal post That was disturbing/brilliant
*Clickage*
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're weird.

But also extremely talented. I wouldn't know where to start. Great job, well done!
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This is a normal post Fabulous work!
Was there a little bit of spunking cock with the bloke having hot dogs thrown at him? And a nice little fart with the bloke being squashed?
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I wasn't around to taste it but coulda only been a couple of different body fluids flowing from that thing.
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This is a normal post And very well placed music!

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This is a normal post Fuck me
Nicholas.

See me after school.
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This is a normal post Fabulous!
I'm amazed you've haven't had the call from Aardman yet.
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This is a normal post That's crackin' that is
Really great work, website reel is awesomeness +click
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This is a normal post Keith Lemon?
At least put a warning on it.
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This is a normal post ^This

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This is a normal post Wanted to post this when it came out but it was a shitty quality video

Lemon is hit and miss, but this sketch is brilliant.
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This is a normal post Meh. Lemon IS very hit and miss.
A friend showed this to me the other day, which made me lol like a drain.
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This is a normal post He's still more watchable than Angelos Epithemiou.

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This is a normal post Lemon is a crashingly unfunny bellend

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This is a normal post Yep...
...funny of late so either he is getting better at writing or he has got in some writers. Some editors don't even get credits so who knows.
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This is a link post Full trailer for Coco
interesting use of Bittersweet Symphony
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This is a normal post Bet it looks amazing in 4k

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much like it would in 1080p
Unless you had a truly fucking enormous telly.
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This is a normal post 16 metres wide and more than seven metres high.
My local Vue cinema is about 200 metres down the road.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post For that size screen, the viewing distance should be closer to 20m

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This is a normal post That looks utterly, utterly fantastic to me.

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This is a normal post looks too much like the book of life to me

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This is a normal post Hi Dom

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This is a normal post Is this actual gameplay footage, or just a cut scene?

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This is a normal post I'll end up going to see this just to keep an eye out for a Manny Calavera cameo.

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This is a normal post Or
Superted.
(, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That looks pretty good actually

(, Thu 14 Sep 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post it does indeed
and not at all like 'Book of the Dead'
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This is a link post POP QUIZ!! WITH MIKE READ!! 1984
With legends like Phil Lynott!
With dickheads like Gary Glitter!

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This is a normal post Green isn't even worth a first name

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first last
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Oh. Right. Never heard of her.
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This is a normal post Green Gartside, lead singer of Scritti Politti

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I was always more of a Climie Fisher fan.
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This is a normal post Thanks gramps.

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a first name
the shit stains on my arse rag.
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This is a normal post mentioning.

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This is a normal post That's a terrible thing to say about Gre En

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a monsterous paedo on the panel
And you lot are slagging off Green
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This is a normal post LEAVE ANNABEL LAMB ALONE!!!1!

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This is a link post Mutated Monty Candleday today
But he gone missing. It's 13 years here, so maybe he's in his room sulking.
Instead....from 10 years ago: MM does Noel Edmonds

and piss
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This is a normal post oh here I am
funny, I can't even log in to that youtube account any more, it used a hotmail address that has long since died
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey! Happy Candles Monty

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 17:50, , Reply)
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WooHoo!
get in
Happy ones..ta for the years and years and years and fears and tears and ears of fucknuttery.
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candleday!!!

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post HC MM

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I expected more than 4,000 spiders
but then candles are not cows. Happy Candles!
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candleday!

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woohoo candles!!!

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post w00t

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles!!!!!!!

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smells like melting wax here!
Melty Nipplemas to you!
(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get that hot wax up your foreskin before it cools.
HAPPY B3TA-INGS™!!
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This is a normal post cheers everyone!

(, Wed 13 Sep 2017, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!

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