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One of the B3ta team danced on stage at the Brixton Academy dressed as an enormous white rabbit, and lived to tell the tale. Confess the stuff – good or bad - you've done anonymously.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck squeezed an owl until an egg came out, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 12:10)
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Right now
Im anonymous do you know where I live? what gender am I? what race? take a guess because I will never tell you
(Totach arf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:26, closed)
Your name is I*** E**** you're 33 or 34 male you're jewish and you live in Isreal.
It's pretty stupid to use the same username all over the internet.
(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:31, closed)
HAHAHA!!!!
Total Totach FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:33, closed)
This is perhaps the biggest fail I have ever seen on QOTW
and boy, there have been some whoppers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:50, closed)
I think this should be newslettered, just to let people know that they're not anonymous online.

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:09, closed)

no, no, no and no
(Totach arf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:35, closed)
Your sig suggests otherwise.

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:36, closed)
Agreed
totach.livejournal.com/profile

I should get all "mabazaritchie" on him!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:37, closed)
No,
I was just proving a point, he's done nothing wrong.
(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:39, closed)
If its the Totach from Twitter
He has a long jaw. I'd also guess, and it's just a guess, that he lives on a kibbutz - he looks like the type.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:41, closed)
nice interwebbing skillz

(Cancer Joy is having a roll and pisstranni, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:58, closed)
I dun a google.

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:59, closed)
easy when you know how!

(Cancer Joy is having a roll and pisstranni, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:07, closed)
Your friends are
aniutkin, antinea, aristocrate, b_scorp, betar, carfagen, ellustrator, ender_d, gumha_nukta, icemon, inkasun, interdevochka, julishess, larissat, mailman_il, ol4ik, rayara, ryzhaja_bestija, salhino, shinshilia, solnzevorot, tross, zaika_26
(wobbler, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:32, closed)
yeah yeah the points been made you don't have to stalk him all over the internet

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:40, closed)
hahahaha

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:41, closed)
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!
sheer and utter brilliance :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb", Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:07, closed)
I would say...
You live somewhere in the West Bank?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:37, closed)
Theres really no need for the racist sterotypes
Looks like a nice enough guy from the picture I've seen of him.
(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:38, closed)
Sorry fella...
But his arrogance annoyed me. I can't stand arrogant little fuckers, especially land-grabbing West Bank fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:17, closed)
Hurrah for continued intolerance.
That'll sort shit out quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! clendrix has received no requests to share Al as BFF, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:21, closed)
AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER!
There's two things I hate!!!

1) Intolerance!

2) The Belgians!
(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:39, closed)
the Dutch, not Belgians
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:46, closed)
Oh wow
The stuff of dreams.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:52, closed)
Oh god
This is up there with the best of them.

If you play your cards right, your profile could actually become the next "I love horses" site for the web :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:55, closed)
He needs this song on his profile.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSpLqmY6K0
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 12:57, closed)
And this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUwnOsTm96A
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:01, closed)
And this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7hBhhmLGEA

EDIT OMG It's Daniella Westbrook in the video!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:05, closed)
^winner!
hands down!
(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:07, closed)
OH DEARY!

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:15, closed)
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Get this...

"The Hebrew word for cannon is “totach” (with a gutteral “ch”), but in current Israeli slang it also means a hot, attractive alpha male kinda guy."
(Dr Tugnut ...ex of parish., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:19, closed)
When I think you've failed all you can
...you go and fail a little bit more....


EDIT: attn Vipros - having Googled this it appears I do know some Dr Hook after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:23, closed)
110% FAIL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius 3DS friend code 4897-6337-7123, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:29, closed)
wha?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:33, closed)
Dr Hook & The Medicine Show 'A Little Bit More':
When your body's had enough of me
And I'm layin flat out on the floor
When you think I've loved you all I can
I'm gonna love you a little bit more
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:37, closed)
ah

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:38, closed)
- and aaah again.

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:53, closed)
that's my boy!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:56, closed)
Totach - come back....
...I know you are reading this. Come on - own up - you got busted.
(Dr Tugnut ...ex of parish., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:33, closed)
^^THIS

(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:55, closed)
But they make my head hurt

(Totach arf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:56, closed)
Hello :0)

(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:00, closed)
Hey - welcome back Totach.
You have to admit that was pretty funny.
(Dr Tugnut ...ex of parish., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:34, closed)
You're just getting your shit fucked right up
it's nothing to worry about
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:34, closed)
with his first post too
that's pretty epic
(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:40, closed)
You've been a jolly good sport about all this
even through the head hurting - well done! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:58, closed)
Do you want me to **** out your name?

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:58, closed)
Very civilised, old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:06, closed)
Wouldn't make much difference
Seeing as folk could just find it again through le google in very few seconds.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:53, closed)
It'll stop this page coming up on a google search for him.

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:02, closed)
This fails so hard it gets friction burns.
Is it possible to give all the replies a click and the actual post an anti-click?
(Galactic Yeti, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 13:34, closed)
oi you lot!
Leave the boy alone. So he made a massive balls up. Now go play with kids your own size. I know your dads!!
(horsethroat chewing on life's gristle on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:25, closed)
someone has a tochy of the fail about them
Now lets all poke him with sticks
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:53, closed)
clickety click...
purely for the epicness of this fail!!!!!!!
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:29, closed)
This is almost so fail it's win.
But not quite.

Resulting in it being even more fail (if that's actually possible).
(I helped save b3ta! A Vagabond , a bovine masturbation century, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 14:58, closed)
My dear Totach
You need more of this in your life:
lmgtfy.com/?q=Totach
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:22, closed)
Badger- archive this!

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 15:56, closed)
My first fail
and it probably wont be the last
(Totach arf, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:28, closed)
You've taken it well, that's the main thing.

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:35, closed)
smile...
laugh and move on, everyone makes mistakes ;)
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:37, closed)
We have all been there.
That's a lie but I want you to feel better.
(Dr Tugnut ...ex of parish., Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:38, closed)
ha

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:43, closed)
You've earned a great deal of respect
by not being a big bender about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:39, closed)
Deffo this!
Well done! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:42, closed)
Thirded.
Fair play to you, lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Noely Noel «::S::» «:::A:::» «::U::» «::S::» «::A::» «::G::», Fri 15 Jan 2010, 21:29, closed)
Best way to start!
Well played on your part.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 16:42, closed)
Added to the B3ta dictionary
totach = to fail at your 1st attempt!

Well done Click!!!
(wobbler, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 19:42, closed)
click this ^

(I helped save b3ta! THP808 No more games!, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 0:12, closed)
listen folks
i think before we run this guy down we should be sure our info is bombproof
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 0:27, closed)

info home
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 0:45, closed)
I REALLY LOVE THE WAY MY COMMENT HAS SPAWNED RACIST COMMENTS, THAT'S AWESOME!!!!
you dick.
(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 1:05, closed)
it's funny because spimf is a spastic
special needs are funny!
(I helped save b3ta! hubare XBOX Gamer tag: hubare | http://twitter.com/hubare, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 11:20, closed)

















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(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 19:52, closed)
****!!!****
"The fingers you have used to type this are too fat. To obtain a special typing wand please mash the keyboard with your bloated pie-hooks now."
(St Sepulchre's Belle tolled for thee on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 3:53, closed)
fuck me
it used to be b3ta last time i looked

throwaway gag in amoungst the piles of madeline bodies and psychochump springs to the fore

total

knob
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 19:50, closed)
You can get away with anything on b3ta, as long as it's funny.
yours wasn't.
Don't reply back with another witty insult, it'll only end badly.
(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 1:17, closed)
i'll do whatever the fuck i like
glad to see you appreciate my wit though

listen to yourself, 'only end badly' what a fucking sits-at-home no-mates loser

/ignore
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 19:44, closed)
It's like shooting fish over here.

(PsychoChomp <---NO FULLSTOP, which proves I'm real, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 9:23, closed)
I laughed....

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:09, closed)
'This is b3ta' = 'why won't people let me be racist in peace?'

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:49, closed)
a clear example of
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD, I TELL YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce : still Lemmy from the block, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 9:18, closed)
very very good point
i researched- apparently i have a profile on a 3d modelling site.. quite possibly me but i dont remember it
(augsav, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 14:35, closed)
This is officially QOTW's biggest ever fail.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NINE MORE YEARS, Sat 16 Jan 2010, 18:07, closed)
Seconded

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:47, closed)
Carried

(I helped save b3ta! MeekMan Trying to reinvent the toaster since, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 9:53, closed)

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