This is shit an you're all cunts.
Let's start the week with some pointless spite.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 8:30, 18 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yo yo yo
I've just recovered from the wedding bash last night, it only taken a very large full English breakfast this morning and a Sunday roast about 15 Mins. ago, I now feel that I can drink once more to test this I will be opening a bottle of cognac.

So what are you cunts doing?

Alt: judging from some of the feed back I got last night I'm still looking good, when did you last look good?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 23 Mar 2014, 14:49, 116 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Right1
Why has no-one posted from Bristol bash? Have you all been imprisoned in a wicker B3TAN and awaiting your fiery fate? Where's the gossip? Where's the CDC posts/ Has Swipey pulled a train with all of the attendees (inc male/female and where's the pics)? WE NEED TO KNOW!!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 23:30, 7 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Is this the right place to ask about trains? We're on one! \0/
I expect a running bash commentary, even though I won't actually be on here .
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Mar 2014, 8:35, 11 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Is this the right place to ask technical questions about networking?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 21:25, 105 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

JuSt seen that cunt Fred Phelps has pegged it.
Apparently his church went to Iraq, to protest against bumming. Bumming, yay or nY?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 19:56, 60 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Sorry LiC, that is a "fucking shit" thread
You have 1 minute to spend £1000. How?

Alt:
Car woes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:54, 115 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Crass Documentary in full on Youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LQ1CvwF7BQ&noredirect=1

Favourite punk band? If you're not into punk, fuck off what band do you like that's the closest to punk?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 14:33, 16 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Can money buy you happiness?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26671221
Rory earns more in a month than swipe does in a year, but who is the happier of the two?
Would you consider a lower paid job than your current one, for a simpler or happier life?

Alt: Just how long should you wear a pair of trousers for before washing them?

Altalt: Has anyone said 'weekend plans' yet?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 12:42, 167 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Weekend plans?
I have a job interview in London, just a part time thing for a few days a month, but it pays ok. Gonna do sightseeing shit too. And we're off on the TRAIxN!
Alt, lunch?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:27, 186 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright
What would be your dying wish?
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/giraffe-kisses-dying-zoo-worker-final-goodbye-9207114.html
I'd like to be in an enclosure with Tom Hardy.
Failing that, a racially pure Europe.

alt. Weekend plans, those of you not at the B4ysh
(I miss Reginald Donkeyfuck)
I need to wait in between 8 and 8 tomorrow for a delivery. How non specific.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:40, 74 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So, right, Kurt Cobains 'so-called' suicide is to be re-examined nearly 20 years after his death, although everyone knows Dave Growl did it so he could start the Food Fighters and be a superstar front man in his own right.
What other made up conspiracy theories do you believe?
Alt: Dave Growl starting the Food Fighters was the best outcome, as the Food Fighters are the greatest band ever. What would you get rid of so something else can flourish?
Altalt: 'alright'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 7:52, 155 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

One of my cats has just shredded my hand when I put flea treatment on her as a preventative measure.
Cunt.

Tell me about your pets & when you last hated it/one of them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 19:06, 140 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:09, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

well this has all gone a bit down hill. come on children.
what's the best surprise you've ever had?

have you ever been reluctant to do something, and then it's turned out brilliantly?

alt: tell us of your biggest disappointment. we love the schadenfreude.

altalt: best afternoon snack?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:29, 122 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Mothers' Day. What you getting, what you buying, ym comments atc.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:41, 172 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm in a great mood today, how are you feeling?
alt. Had a weird dream last night about an adopted kid with a murderous imaginary friend. Tell me your dreams.

altalt. share a link from your local news.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/widow-eda-marron-90-rugby-6853566
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 14:05, 87 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Gluttony
I've just eaten a quite frankly massive jacket potato and feel thoroughly stuffed. Tell me stories of your over-indugences
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:01, 138 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What sort of sandwich should I get for lunch?
I'm planning on eating a quick sarnie here and then nipping home to get half and hours painting done.

What are you doing tonight? I'm having super spicy meat.

What are you doing tomorrow night? I'm drinking craft beer with some friends.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 11:59, 154 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So, exactly what things have you got up to with my mother then?
Alt: chicken or beef?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 10:24, 136 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Patronising, or just plain silly?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26658742
But enough of frog.
Alt, I've been asked to swap work days last minute, and now have an unexpected day free. Suggestions for something nice to do please, not YM.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 7:47, 163 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've sent noncewatch a link to the Yurtsmiths website

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 21:18, 53 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Evening prick thread.
We've had "old Skool" hits on all day. This now means songs from the late 90's/Early 00's, which makes me feel well old.
Highlights include Beats International - Dub Be Good To Me and JX - Son Of A Gun
Which old skool hits do you like?

alt. evening plans?
Im cooking a curry (again) and picking a new series to watch on netflix.
Dexter finale was very disappointing

Lovely.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:52, 225 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright?
alt: alrighty

altalt: alrighty then
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:45, 88 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Right then, now it's all come out that Hexachordal is a paedophile rapist and b3ta is getting yewtree'd,
who should we chuck under the bus as a noncey scapegoat? Obviously everyone on /board is already fucked.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 14:17, 101 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Madeleine McCann, Malaysian Airways, Mary Celeste.
What's your favourite unsolved mystery?

Alt. Ive just bought some new sunglasses. Last thing you bought?

AltAlt. Anyone done a make up free selfie for cancer? I hate Facebook at times.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 13:38, 57 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright
/lunch thread

Alt: it's likely that stamp duty is going to be set at 2% for the 250-300k band. What part of the Budget are you most looking forward to?

Alt alt: favourite limerick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 12:24, 142 replies, latest was 10 years ago)