Pinch and punch first day of the month, white rabbit, white rabbit no hit back.
So May, yer what will you be doing?*

*MM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:10, 104 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

bLOO BLOO. wAAH WAAH. Evening prick thread.
Entertain me in my last hour or so at work please. I am VERY bored.

u ok hun?xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 18:37, 89 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

date night at dozer's (victorian) house
metro.co.uk/2014/04/30/this-video-of-a-hamster-eating-a-burrito-is-oddly-hypnotic-4713716/

what is the best animal? what is the most pointless animal?

alt: so poor old peaches, a chip off the old block. are you like your parents? or have you made a conscious effort not to be?

altalt: i have a salted caramel ice cream pot. it's no peanut butter ice cream with peanut butter cups, but it's pretty good. what is the best ice cream flavour?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:30, 45 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm in the pub having a 'hair of the dog'. Are you still at work?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:27, 7 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

BBQ at AA's house on the 24th of May he needs numbers
Who's up for it?
( Peej, Thu 1 May 2014, 13:55, 66 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I just got a nice extra 80 quid today after setting up 2 direct debits for Council Tax.
When was the last time you got an unexpected surprise/windfall/bumming?

Alt. How's the hangover coming on?

altalt. Your favourite Victor Meldrew moment

BYE!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:25, 128 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Which TV series from the 1980's would you bring back?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 11:07, 155 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Best thread ever. Sheds, clutches, lunchor whisky?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:50, 188 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've just had my morning shit.
Alright.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:13, 7 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

2048. DONE.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:53, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Well this is good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:38, 143 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I want to learn some new recipes. Suggestions please.
Alt: have you ever made lime & chilli chicken?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:35, 241 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

DEAD CELEB UPDATE
Who had Bob Hoskins?

alt. When was the last time you double booked?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:30, 156 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

scrofulous is a great insult and a word that you don't hear often enough these days
which great words are underused and should we fight to bring back into the everyday man's speech?

alt: which word/s do you love, and which word/s make you cringe?

altalt: fine, go on then. LUNCH?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:11, 179 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So a certain space western franchise has released the cast for its latest film
My sister is all butthurt because out of 8 announced cast members only 1 is female. She argues that as women make up 51% of the worlds population (they don't) that they are under represented in film. I argued that the ***r W*** films are works of fiction set in a fictional universe and that the story tellers can write whatever they like and they will write what sells in order the make one point twenty one jigawatts of cash.

So are women underrepresented in the film industry? Personally I think they are story tellers and should be under no obligation to represent any gender, race or religion. If the women don't like it then boycott them and go and make more Steel Magnolia films.

Alt. Oh I dunno something about cyclists being cunts or the tube or something. This thread isn't blank or ASL so it won't get many replies anyway.
( Peej, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:41, 191 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yeah, that thread's shit
All you Londoners are miserable, isolated pricks who never interact with other people.
Luckily help is at hand, with talktomelondon.org/home
You can now get a badge to wear to encourage others to engage you in conversation and there'll even be a special day for talking and that.
Good idea, eh?

Alt: Look, just fucking shut up will you! I'm sick of hearing you banging on about nothing in particular.
I don't care about the weather, or what you watched on telly last night.
Is silence golden?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 9:09, 201 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've got "fuck the pope" to the tune of "rock the boat" by Hues Corporation stuck in my head
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dndAXxqJbc0

What's your earworm?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 23:27, 24 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Right then gayers
It's Tuesday night, a bit of a nothing day. What antics will our B3tan horde be getting up to this evening? I'll be doing 3/8 of fuck all while drinking tea and trying to decide what to cook.
Alt? How much do you care about the tube strike? Didn't affect me as I don't go to the place so, 'not at all' would be my vote.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 19:13, 143 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What have you done for me lately?
OoooooooOOOOOh YEAH!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 16:37, 98 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

This place is about as lively as a party thrown by the Dodi Al Fayed mourners group
I declare this to be b3ta's TALK LIKE TUCKER day, lots of creative swearing and ridiculously elaborate insults please, you bunch of mimsy cunts.

Alt: How much would you sponsor a b3tan to not mention their poverty/tits/children/abysmal music taste for a week?

AltAlt: Uses for Gregg Wallace, discuss
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:46, 158 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

E-Z Rock is dead

( Peej, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 14:10, 87 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yeh come on Darth, do your thread now.

( Peej, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 13:13, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Enough of that tube blooblooing
Non-London B3tans.
Tell us of the REAL ISSUES affecting you today.

Stunnedposter. Tell us the tale of your kitty.

ALT. LUNCH

ALTALT. LOL
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 12:00, 148 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

HI A/S/L?

( Peej, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:14, 213 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

where did you all go? you useless bunch of mincing marys
what kind of comedy makes you laugh? sarcasm? slapstick? puns? some auld cunt falling in a puddle? tell.

alt: best way to travel?

altalt: WHAT'S FOR EATING LATER?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 18:17, 96 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

( Peej, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:14, 127 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

(Tim Stilton 🧀, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:11, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)