Oh deers
: Speleing beee .The worde is Gnorboglax. No suche Worde. Sudenly, thrugh the doore,wit a Hundert mouts an A miloin claaws, coems a Gnorboglax
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 8:53, 12 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've been for a runwhen did you salad dodgers last do anything energetic. bar frenzied wanky wank wanks?
Alt, sister in law is vegan, I have to cook bacon on a camping fax stove we brought with us, and own plate. When did someone piss you off royal?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 7 May 2014, 7:35, 63 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What a knob.
www.hopenothate.org.uk/ukip/more-blackshirts-attend-ukip-meetings-3678
Who else is a knob today?
SKT, we is in Scotland visiting her lovely sister. Any relatives you loathe, blood or otherwise!?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:14, 93 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

your all gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 6 May 2014, 17:55, 17 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Aside from me and Darth, who is watching Eurovision this weekend?
Menfolk - What do you do that would be classed as a bit girly?
Women - How butch are you?

alt. Im seeing a lot of Brazilian flavours being pushed at the minute. What new tastes have you discovered recently?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 16:23, 58 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

HOLA!
I think you lot have a lot of repression on the go, so just let it all out right here. Say the things you've always wanted to say and be free!

ALT: Where is the best place for a salad? I think alongside some baby beets, a pork pie and a pint of mild.

ALTALT: How on earth can a magazine specialising in bass fishing keep going? What magazines do you buy you fucken freaks?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 6 May 2014, 13:39, 164 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I don't know about you
but I hope Frog gets drunk and eats the budgie.

Pets? Do you have one? Would you have one? Should you be allowed one?

I hate looking after anyone including myself. Its a fucking miracle my kids are still alive. The wife asked is we could get a dog. I told her I wouldn't walk it, wouldn't feed it and wouldn't love it so there's no point.
( Peej, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:55, 122 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Jumping on the threadrush.
What have you jumped on recently?
I bet you love a good bandwagon.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:55, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Only 232 more snoozer sleeps until Chrimblepops!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 11:35, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Which tv ads really piss you off ,apart frpm all of them?
That travel insurance one, 'I'm going away with the girls'is cycling annoying. Also the buy one get one free cunt Actually, just mark that all add.
Good breakfast?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:45, 45 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good morning offtopic
I'd like to know how you celebrated the gift of a free day off yesterday?

We took the calves to a soft play place and were the only ones there for a good hour or so. Quick lunch in the pub then off to a community farm event for a few hours, then back home for (in my case) bricklaying

Alt:
Best/Worst bank holiday stories
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 May 2014, 10:42, 31 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

When I get into power, I'm going to make it illegal to not reply to text asking you out within 30 minutes.
Even if its at midnight on a school night.

GOOD MORNING
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 May 2014, 8:56, 73 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Heading back from Mcr this morning, had an excellent time. This would be an excellent place for a bash.
It was a bit mental in the pub I was in last night re the football, City have now probably won it. I'm not really added. How did your weekend go? What aren't you arsed about?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 6 May 2014, 7:23, 48 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Snooker!
Yeah!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 May 2014, 20:58, 11 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

vile vile vile
Awoken at 8am by beaming sunshine and chronic heartburn. Need to do the walk of shame, get a weeks shopping in and vegetate with some bad telly.

Woes?
Noes.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 May 2014, 9:14, 17 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Fucksticks.
I am working tomoz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 4 May 2014, 21:47, 33 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Having a belting time in Mcr, yesterdsy was the science museum, and shopping for them. I was allowed to pub it last night, sadly many old student haunts are now gone.
Today is the war museum, it has a tank, so I'll be happy .When were you last happy re vehicles?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 4 May 2014, 9:31, 39 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 4 May 2014, 8:40, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Standard evening shutin thread. Or shitun, depending on how you're spending your time.
For me; lamb bhuna, niramish, rice. Film (tbd). Cider.

Yourselves?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:25, 28 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning all, glorious weather in Manchester.
Hussy nommed breakfast, we're having a wander to the science museum in a bit. Up to much? Still in bed
t?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 3 May 2014, 8:47, 36 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Are you interested in museums and the like? Were off to mosi, imperial war museum north and the football museum this weekend. Cultured or what? on a downside were opening 7 days a week from next month. whats pissed you off?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:37, 158 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Anyone here?
I don't think enough of you picked up on the fact that I am going to see Damo Suzuki tomorrow night.
I'll probably go to see Shonen Knife the following night - it's Japan-a-gogo here!!
What are you going to see?

Alt: Anyone fancy a pint?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:00, 95 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Come on B3ta *clap clap*
www.metro.co.uk/2014/04/30/man-attacked-by-squirrel-for-taking-a-selfie-4713598/
Ever had an unfortunate incident with an animal? Share with the group.

alt. weekend food plans.
altalt. GUM clinic tales
altaltalt. Favourite sequels
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:51, 103 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Right, I'll start a proper one then.
Best TV cop?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:28, 71 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

That thread is too long.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:03, 57 replies, latest was 10 years ago)