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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So police officers will be marching in London today.
Do you agree with their protest?

Personally I would like to see them 'kettled', they've done it to others after all.

Alt: if you had to work in one of the emergency services which would you chose?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 7:29, Reply)
Who will be policing the police?
CSOs that's who.

Alt: Emergency pizza delivery, or the fire brigade, they have the best nicknames.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 7:44, Reply)
Fuck 'em
Although I would suspect that there are now hardly any Police officers still serving who had the massive payouts from policing the miner's strike, I still have no sympathy with them. They (as a group) were happy to sign away their rights to strike in exchange for extremely good pensions, healthcare and the enormous overtime payments they got so, as I say, Fuck 'em.

Alt: Fire service. Chicks dig firemen.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:05, Reply)
Fireman also do absolutely no work at all

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:17, Reply)
Sam seems quite busy

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:21, Reply)
My next door neighbour when I was growing up was a Fireman called Sam
True story
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:23, Reply)

True cool
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)
The police are excellent in my experience; however I dislike all strikers
alt: Police, I'd be as corrupt as fuck
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:20, Reply)
I didn't say they weren't excellent.
I said fuck 'em. The protest will do nothing and there's very little sympathy for their cause that I've seen.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:26, Reply)
and I wasn't replying to you...

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:33, Reply)
It will make fuck all difference, like 99.9% of protests
Alt:
Something involving helicopters
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:22, Reply)
Emergency Quinten chauffer?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:25, Reply)
African Bum Cleaner?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:31, Reply)
In my local paper
they announced that an 8000-signature petition to save something called 'Aldgate Women's Library' was being sent to Michael Gove. A sad little story of pointlessness and tedium, I thought. What a complete waste of everyone's time.

'8000 people, you say? Well of course it must remain open!!!'
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:29, Reply)
Libraries are for people that can't afford books and internet
Really they don't deserve to live anyway
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:32, Reply)
One of my staff spends his lunchtimes in the North Finchley Library.
It is, I am informed, a mecca for the insane and urine-sodden. Every day some babbling halfwit has to be ejected.

I just wonder why you keep going back there.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:34, Reply)
he's looking for ways to kill you

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:36, Reply)
Is that what the voices are telling you?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:36, Reply)
They're telling me to send you bot dogs in the post

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Sounds like Big Brother

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:37, Reply)
No, he lives in Leighton Buzzard.
Other than that, you're dead right.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:38, Reply)
My commiserations.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:39, Reply)
A cross he has to bear.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)
There was a bloke from [Area] who got arrested for trying to start a riot, during the riots, using facebook inside the libary.
I passed some screenshots onto the police and I found out the other day that he got 6 months or somethign like that.

I can't work out someone who is interested enough in the internet in order to reguarly go to a special location for it, who 'cant afford' or has no interest in spending the money, to have it in their home. I mean, laptops get thrown out with the trash these days, and they all have finance options for better ones. They'd be at least on par with the libary. And the connection comes with massive discounts for those on benifets / as low as 5/month. If they spend just one hour on it, it pays for themselves.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)
What the fucking fuck is the purpose of a "Women's Library"?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Of course not. They should shut up - and then, once they've done that, they should fuck off.
Hopefully some of them will die as well.

In all truth I've no real problem with the police, they do a job I wouldn't touch in a million years. My sister's a Detective Inspector, you know. Our family shame.

Alt: none of them. I'd phone in 'sick'. Fuck that shit - fuck that shit.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:27, Reply)
Does she know that you are a drug addled benefit cheat?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:29, Reply)
She told me she's very close to arresting a disabled predatory homosexual rapist in the West London area.
I gave her a couple of Ape-shaped pointers, shall we say.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:30, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:33, Reply)
Ah, there you are!
Hello Jeffrey old boy.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:35, Reply)
Alright Boss.
Been reading your tale of woe regarding the situation with the ex. To raise cash for a legal challenge have you considered asking Blue Peter to stage an appeal?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Have you not already had your invitation to the b3ta bring and buy sale?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)
I have already fashioned a makeshift 'totaliser'
but due to those Tetra-pak cunts I currently only have two bottle tops.

I'm hoping for a 'big surge' following my heartfelt appeal at the Cub-scout Jamboree this weekend. Surely the Cubs won't let me down.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)
I bet they don't let you down, I bet they get you "right up"

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)
Your last "big surge" at the Cub Scouts got you into more trouble

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)
Does Blue Peter even still exist?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Not since they fixed the heating in his cell.

I'M PRETENDING I THINK YOU MEAN PETER SUTCLIFFE!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:45, Reply)
LOL!!!!!!!!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)
No worries there me and your sister are "tight"
she loves it when I use her truncheon on her; sometimes though it still stinks of your mum and her "girlfriend"
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:34, Reply)
I think you mean 'partner'.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:36, Reply)
I mean "clam jouster"

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)
Shit!
*climbs out of wheelchair*
*runs*
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)
tl;dr
Alt; Kroney
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:34, Reply)
I don't think I want you working in me, Jeff.
Oh wait, shit fucking. Carry on.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)
As much as I really, really hate to admit this...
I agree with NakedApe. *weeps in shame*

The only bad experience I've had with a police officer was the one who didn't believe I'd had my card stolen from me (yes, I know, idiot, etc, blah blah blah). Even when I mentioned there was CCTV nearby, he was still trying to accuse me of fiddling the system, until I pointed out that unless he saw me on the picture, then it was theft, as I hadn't given anyone permission to take the money from me.

However, as soon as he saw the picture, his tone changed entirely, and he was rather apologetic for being so accusatory, and was superb after that, taking more than a little glee when he arrested him.

Aside from that, I've found them all to be pleasant individuals when I've met them.

Alt: Police, I actually wanted to join them for quite a long time.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:38, Reply)
too fat eh?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)
To join the police?
Tbh, even if it wasn't for my fucked up foot, I have no idea how badly I'd do in the fitness test - i.e. whether I'd simply fail, or fail spectacularly.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:42, Reply)
You have a club foot!
fucking hell
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Nope, after I broke it, it now has a tendency to go wrong from time to time.
Lots of pain, can't walk properly for a couple of days.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)
Did you get it cuaght in a loom?
Those wool mills are death traps
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:45, Reply)
No, was running for the bus, stamped on a broken paving stone, broke my 5th metatarsal

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Following the op
His truncheon isn't big enough.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Yes, but it looks bigger!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Were you waiting for Sting to leave?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:41, Reply)
No, although that whiney cunt should take a running jump off Beachy Head, the prick.
And fucking take Roxanne with him.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)
But his lute music is unmissable.
missable listenable
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)
I think we all are.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)
do people exclaim 'don't stand so close to me' when AA is around

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)
No, that's only to you.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:51, Reply)
that exclaims'don't stand so close to me' when you're around

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:55, Reply)
That doesn't make any sense

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Your face doesn't make any sense

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)
YM doesn't make any sense

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Only cause her mouth is full of cock
no, wait...
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)
I fundamentally agree with protests about the governments idealogical policies on cutting public services and pensions
All of which have nothing to do with deficit reduction.
So the police have my support in that respect.

On the other hand, having had first hand experience of the police's treatment of demonstrators, I think it would be an eye-opener for them to be on the receiving end for a change.

Alt: I don't want to join any of the emergency services.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)
You're right we should continue to fund the profligate public sector with tax funds

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)
They pay into their own pension funds
There is sufficient money available in these funds to cover their pensions. This has nothing to do with deficit reduction.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:52, Reply)
Your original statement was more sweeping

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:55, Reply)
I agree almost 100% with this.
Sadly though, they are likely to get treated a lot better than your average protester.

Alt: I forgot to read the alt, so based on Tango's answer I am going to guess at what it was and say 'Bomb Disposal'. They have an easy life I think. 364 days of nothing to do in exchange for one day of arse quivering terror. Seems like a fair deal to me.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)
My boss here used to be in bomb disposal
He has some cracking stories!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Do they mainly involve sitting around playing cards all day, with fuck all to do?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)
More explosions
He also worked in Saudi doing the same thing and had to turn up to a tent in the middle of the desert to defuse a bomb that the Saudi air force had accidently dropped
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)
The majority of police I have met have been the stereotypical jumped up little hitlers.
Two, however, are great blokes and don't take themselves too seriously. The one who tried to stop me using my road as a cut through the other day though was a prick. He is there every morning now stopping people.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Ooh, I love it when it goes all Daily Mail round here.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)
piss off back to your own country

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 8:59, Reply)
I would, but I don't recognise my country any more, so there!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Alziemhers lols

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Dyslexia lols

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)
lalz

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)
I heard it has a very dry climate.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)
Ha.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Me too. I love indignation.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:02, Reply)
Ha. I do get a bit precious I know.
I try to reign it in here too. Sometimes not very successfully.

You'll be pleased to know I've been continuing to plague Apeloverage though.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:04, Reply)
So I saw. More of this sort of thing!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:06, Reply)
for once I find myself in agreement with you.
Kettled and beaten with sticks by smelly-hippy-student types. In fact that's my lunch hour sorted. Tangles, care to join?

Alt: Well I could not be a police man for reasons of self respect and fireman sounds a bit dangerous/boring so I suppose something medical....
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:01, Reply)
As much as the idea amuses me
I would still be as appalled to see it happen to them as ordinary members of the public (although I must confess to a little schadenfreude when the Countryside Alliance toffs were roughed up.)
I was always raised to believe that two wrongs do not make a right.

Plus I am a fucking hippy.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:05, Reply)
The countryside alliance march really wasn't populated purely by toffs
the people that actually suffered at the hands of fox hunting legislation were the stable boys, dog handlers and your mum
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Are you saying you think my mum is a fox?
She's more than twice your age you dreadful gerontophile.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Just about broken in, then.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Oh for fuck's sake Hippy!
Grow a spine.

Anyway it's not about making it right, it's 50% fun and 50% hoping they grow some empathy after being on the other end.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Basically waht you are saying is all protesters should be kettled and beaten
I'm beginning to like you CQ
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Better than having a double standard....

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)
This feels pointed
I'm for beating all protesters, you and me against the world CQ
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Nah, I'm angling to be on Quint's team
Faily sure marketting cunts ain't allowed
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Sometimes your words
they hurt
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)
Good, good.
Everything's as it should be then.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)
You've changed man

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)
You think so?
How's that?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)
You used to be nice, now you are all bitter and twisted like the ends of your moustache after a pint of guiness

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)
As ever I have up days and down days
This is an up day combined with lack-of-sleep this combines to make me cheerfully evil.

Cunt
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)
One of my best friends works in the Met.
It hasn't done much for his faith in humanity, nor for his liberalism. His precise words were "The Met is accused of being institutionally racist. It is. What people don't understand is that it's institutionally racist because black people cause most of the fucking crime".
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Oh man, Al is going to tear you a new internet arsehole

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Nah, he's gone soft.
And I'm onna bus so fuck long-winded arguements.

Fuck you Kroney.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Now listen.
I know you employed a Frenchman and married your Indian princess and all, but lip servicing (in a literal sense in the latter case) ethnic minorities doesn't make you a better person than anybody else, you know.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)
I've got no clue what you mean here.
Oh, right, more fogh-stuff, very good. Also I think you'll find it makes me a far suprior fellow to you old boy.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)
very, very good indeed
10/10
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Meh, I don't care. For one thing they aren't my words
for another thing there's no way a man on the internet can make me think one of my best friends that experiences this stuff every day for a living is wrong.

I have my own opinions on why he thinks what he does.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Because he and many of his colleagues are cunts?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Yep.
Coppers don't start out as cunts, though. The job turns them that way. I can accept that black people are involved in the majority of crime. What I don't accept is that they do so because they're fundamentally more inclined toward criminality. I'm sure that if the majority of wealth was controlled by black people and white people lived statistically closer to the poverty line, that white people would cause most of the crime.

This doesn't mean what he said is necessarily untrue, in a technical sense.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Fairly and reasonably put.
You need to redress the balance now by calling someone a cunt.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)
cuntcuntcuntcuntcunt

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Ah, the manchester united five-a-side team

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)
A football joke?
From you?

I'm shocked
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)
So was I
I almost changed it to "takethat's rejected first band name"
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Actually better
Morning Ape

How are "tricks"?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)
You work in IT for any length of time, you experience a lot of idiots.
Human nature being what it is, you'll start assuming the other person is an idiot through bitter experience however good your initial intentions were.

You work in the police force, you are going to make similar assumptions about the demographic you encounter on a daily basis. It might not be right, it might not be fair, but it is human nature.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)
To be fair, most people IT deal with are wankers though

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:29, Reply)
That is his point
Based on this experience, gradually he has started to believe that all people must be wankers.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Precisely
therefore, if most of the criminals you encounter are black, then you will start to believe most black people are criminals.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)
Intelligence is not a prerequisite for joining the police force.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)
You see?
I'm starting to think all coppers are thick.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)
In their defence, most of the people I have to speak to are not IT literate
They know houswing and finance type stuff

In IT eyes, they are fools though
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)
But, and I say this with all humility, the other person usually is an idiot.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)
This^
Another high priority issue at one of our sites yesterday

Site : NOBODY CAN PRINT!
Me : What does it say on the printer?
Site : Load A4
Me : .....
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)
Didn't you know what to tell them?
Christ mate even I know what that means.

They needed to load some paper.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I'd like to say this has only happened once
but I cannot
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)
BUT WHAT SORT OF PAPER???
Look, just send someone down here NOW!
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)
This was a site in London
Can you do it?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Most social issues these days are driven by economic factors rather than racial ones

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)
It's all about the money, money, money

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Such as governments pillaging pensions.
And pushing more people into poverty.
And widening the gap between the richest and the poorest.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Or, poor people not taking advantage of the support that they are given
the world class eductaion on offer and the stable conutry that they live in to pick themselves up do saomething with their lives and stop being fucking victims
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This doesn't get me a flat screen TV though

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Humans start off as being unpleasant, selfish and aggressively greedy.
Good education and parenting trains us out of it. If you don't get one or both of these things, you'll remain unpleasant, selfish and greedy.

Poverty increases the likelihood of missing out on one of these things. So has it always been, so shall it always be. Race is irrelevant.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Sounds suspiciously like the Christian concept of original sin
Which is utter bollocks.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:34, Reply)
It is just being a kid, isn't it?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:35, Reply)
It's not even that.
Children are not born good or evil. They are an empty book waiting to be filled. Their lives and experiences will determine whether it is a good book or not.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)
You gay cunt.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)
They are an empty hole waiting to be filled.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:44, Reply)
You think I'm happy like this?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/fuck-that,-say-new-men-200809231272
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Kids are selfish as a rule and greedy
It is human nature. Good parenting stops this
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Violence upon their person stops this.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Good parenting
Like I said. Don't make me say it twice
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Use more lube

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:54, Reply)
If it wasn't for a black person then Gary Dobson and David Norris wouldn't have committed their crime

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)
hahaha

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:14, Reply)
The universities and college staff union are striking/picketing/marching today as well, so that's another day off for the students.
PCOs are shit, if you're not capable of joining the plod, then become a traffic warden, at least you get to hang loads of stuff on your bat belt, and a moped to play on.
Alt, fireman, definitely, all day porn watching, very little work, big shiny red truck. Just check Trumpton.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Would the students notice?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:27, Reply)
PCSO is a way of getting into the police though, you're a lot more likely to get in if you've spent time as one.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)
They are "thick" coppers.
It's like polishing a turd.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)
With your tongue.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Finger and spit.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Ah, the 'prison way'.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Even the proper coppers think they are twats.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)
That's like Jeff Dahmer thinking you are sexually adventurous.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Brings a new meaning to "lowest of the low"...
Become a street warden, we have loads of them here, and I don't think even they know their responsibilities.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I think they should all be killed. Whinging 'Chompy wannbes.
Alt: Firebrigade so I could legally kick your Mum's back door in.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Altlols

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)
lol
and spray foam up her back passage, presumably?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:53, Reply)
No, spunk.
Three-roper on her arse.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:55, Reply)
It stops indigestion
I saw it on the telly
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)
*finchyoutoftheofficelols*

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)
*blank look*

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)
The fireman's voice, is Finchy out of The Office.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)
You misunderstand.
Sporty has a blank look simply because he is a little dense.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)
*blank look*

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)
*more blank looks*

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)
10.12 and i'm only just posting, wah gwan?
alt pizza delivery person
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)
you're going better than me.
I didn't wake up til 11:30 this morning.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Bloody students.
Are you on strike today too?
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)
nah I have nothing to strike about.
I just got home late from the movies last night, took my medication and it knocked me out for about 11 hours.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)
I like the sound of this medication.
Guaranteed success with the ladies.
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)
students can't strike...
you have to be working in order to "withdraw your labour".
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)
excuse me, I do work.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
+the streets

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:21, Reply)
been considering that lately actually.
*poor*
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)
i've been at work since 7 but tricky broke the internet

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)
actually it was john, john's new so we're blaming john
FUCK YOU JOHN
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)
How the fuck can you break the internet?

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)
It says:
LOAD A4
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)
something about the server, i didn't understand it but our IT guys refused to do anything and our ISP refused to do anything
so tricky dialled into the server and entered some settings manually and it came back on after a while

and thats why there won't be any christmas this year
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Even Santa hates John.

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)
he's probably jewish

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)
I saw a documentary about this last night:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbyYGrswtg
(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)
A new character in Quentin world!

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)
he's a friend of malc's, they're in a band together but as one likes mickleback and the other is 6'7" i've just assumed their shit

(, Thu 10 May 2012, 10:20, Reply)

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