It's official, Rob thinks the Great QOTW Fail Archive is A Good Thing.
GET IN!
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:25, 193 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Wow.
you got validation. ONLINE.

You must have a massive wide one right now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

I've got a bigger stiffy than Big Girl's blouse and Spanky Hanky COMBINED.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Leave BGB's hard-on alone!
It's mine, you bitch
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:31, Reply)

Ahh, that's lovely
The Archive itself should just be link to the list of previous QOTWs though, there are far too many to list them all individually
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:27, Reply)

I conceded defeat with Fetish Week. Just too many liars and autisms.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Maybe it would be easier if there was a blacklist of Users
Like that list of people on someone's ignore list over on /talk
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Pasanonic has a screenshot of his ignore list

( weaver., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:40, Reply)

This week
has a depressing preponderance of people going "My Town, nuff said". It makes me long for a good lie. I'm still not reading anything by Spanky Hanky though.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:33, Reply)

I've not delved into this week yet.
It's not a promising week for Fail.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Glad I'm not the only one who finds him tiresome

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:37, Reply)

He's not in the same league of Sex Liars as Frankspencer.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Frankspencer was a legend
At least he had some funny elements in his outrageous sex lies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:39, Reply)

Wasn't he back
recently for a QOTW... then he went away again!?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I think so
but he wasn't on form at all, I think he had his moment of glory, and now he's wandering back out into the widerness, a changed, hollow shell of his former self.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:43, Reply)

True dat

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

and the same could be said of myself (although I was never in the same league as frank)
I don't think I've done anything even remotely amusing all year
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Meh
I like to think I'm the happy medium, I'm not amazing and I'm not a lying tithead... I'm somewhere in the middle.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Yes, yes you are
Your stories have a wayward hopefulness about them that gives me a warm sense that everything will be ok.

...and then I remember that you married DiT, and I curse the Gods that I live in such a shitpot of an armpit of a world where nothing is ever how it should be
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Hahaha
I aim to please.

I'm usually on the front page *uber smugs*

EDIT: People are probably trying to click 'Ignore' but keep accidentally clicking 'I Like This'
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Nah, you're popular
people like you, and your posts are good. That's why they click.

That and the pretty picture of the lady you deliberately put in your profile

EDIT I just realised you're a RAF child too! Did it mess you up terribly, like it has me?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Why thank you!
Ah yeah, that pictures not even me, I'm a hunchback with one eye from the Isle of Wight really. Mwahahaha the perfect crime!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:07, Reply)

This is true of all internet women
So which RAF bases have you lived at?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:11, Reply)

I think I would have been messed up with or without the RAF childhood
When I was tiny small I was on a base near Harrow in London, then we moved to Henlow and I was on a base until I was 7 then my dad joined the police and we moved off the base to Cambridgeshire. I don't think it screwed me up too much though, I just remember lots of parties at the Sergeants Mess and men with guns checking under our car for bombs when we went off base.

What about you?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:21, Reply)

All over the flippin' place
Born in Scotland, moved to Leeming, then Manston, Aldershot, Bruggen in Germany and then to Headley Court, where all the limbless people are.

Messed me up no end, I was no good at making new friends, so having to move all the time sucked. Now I sound like a big girly-girlygirlpants

EDIT Ta-ra!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Haha so everywhere!!
No I know what you mean about making new friends, it was a pain in the arse for me, but its not so bad when you're a lot younger. I think I would have been really annoyed if I was in my teens!

Aldershot - thats a scary place. My sister got posted there and came out of the RAF within a month, it was a bit on the dodgy side!! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:29, Reply)

We lived in a lovely, quiet little suburb out in the middle of nowhere
it was one of the nicest places I've ever lived, but this was 20 years ago.

I'm off now, have a good weekend!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:31, Reply)

There is a difference though
between posting what are obviously made up stories, and trying to pass off a clear lie as something which happened to you in order to make people you don't know and will never meet think you're some sort of super stud.

At least frankspencer only posted one or two tales a week, it makes me wonder what spanky does for a living if he can spend all this time writing poor quality erotica.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:44, Reply)

He's chickenlady's meatpuppet!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Really?
It's a possibility I guess.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:48, Reply)

We've uncovered her darkest secret
She's been writing sub-par filth to get it all out of her system, so that all the A grade stuff is left over for when she's writing her sex column in Farmers Weekly
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

She stopped using her old one
when everyone found out who it was, which, come to think of it, must have been about the time spanky started.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:51, Reply)

But I'm not convinced at all.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I didn't know she had one before
You may not be convinced, but I'm more sure now than I've ever been
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Given the amount of detail
on the guys profile, and the fact that the picture has changed and yet is the same person, and the fact that they have been a member longer than chickenlady herself, makes it pretty much definitely not.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Oh, al
I wasn't serious
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Yeah yeah.
You keep pretending you didn't just your ass handed to you on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:59, Reply)

You're right
You totally PWNED me there
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:01, Reply)

Ha!
*high fives*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)

I can't stand him
His stories are specifically composed to star him and make him sound like A LEGEND!!11!!! frankspencer's stories were ace. Can't stand the man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I am a huge, huge fan myself
I'm always in there having a head-shaking-in-disbelief laugh at the liars, the asperger's and the sweaty-handers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I don't think Becky's happy about it though
she thinks /talk hates her, which I'm sure they don't, she's alright really, underneath it all
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Well, some stupid cunts on /talk
got all worked up about the whole posting of a vectored picture of her pants. But she really isn't bothered about it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I think she's hurting more than you realise
she gazzed me about it a few weeks ago. She needs hugs and support from those that care about her.

I'll stay well back, but go to her al, fix it in the way that only you can.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Seriously erm what?
where are you getting this from Bertie? I wrote no such thing. Oh wait, this is part of lies of the week isn't it? /facepalms
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:31, Reply)

It was an ASTONISHING piece of Online attention Seeking.
I was quite impressed.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:01, Reply)

No more than your
continued whining about people telling lies on an internet forum.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Fight, fight, fight, fight
It was a silly thing for her to do, and coming from somebody who posts pictures of his cock online, that's really saying something
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Haha, gutted.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 20:14, Reply)

It was made all the more brilliant becuase it was in response to Wormulus winning Qotw

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:12, Reply)

bows
I love how some people take the internet so seriously
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:34, Reply)

Erm what?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:30, Reply)

It's fucking funny
FACT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:04, Reply)

Replying to yourself there, Monty?
Lonely much?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:05, Reply)

He just got a bit confused
he was thinking about his mum and her "friend" and he got a funny feeling in his tummy and then he wet himself. But in a nice way. Like a sneeze, but better.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:09, Reply)

I am repulsed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:09, Reply)

Haha
I reckon he was conceived when his Mum's partner accidentally fisted her wearing gloves she found at the AIDs clinic
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

That's not funny
My sister has AIDS.


(she actually does but I don't mind the jokes)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Did she get it off your Mum?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Nope
Off some fucking African rapist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

She ought to consider herself grateful
She could have caught it off Big-Handed Jill, your Mum's girlfriend
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:15, Reply)

She really is HIV positive mate
Would you mind awfully if we changed the subject?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:18, Reply)

No problem
Got any funny stories you'd like to share?

Obviously not involving black rape.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:19, Reply)

It's a living fucking nightmare
Actually I have to say my humour has rather deserted me right now. Sorry
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:23, Reply)

*man hugs*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

*gets semi on*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:27, Reply)

*gets semillon*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:28, Reply)

My father once caused near hysteria
one Christmas when he told an anecdote about staying in some castle somewhere in Scotland, and the Laird disappeared from the dinner table and 'returned, clutching perhaps the finest Semillon I've ever had'


EDIT 'dusting off perhaps the finest Semillon', it was.

We laughed anyway. He was bemused. Bit like you now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:33, Reply)

Hey Monty - looking good up there

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Yep. Tru seh dat

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:10, Reply)

I used to do stuff like this when it was quiet here
but I was much better at it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:12, Reply)

No you weren't

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

Yeah he was shit wasn't he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:13, Reply)

I was
but I was so shit, I was good
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:14, Reply)

Jesus Christ you're a sad cunt.

( girlinthehole, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 17:58, Reply)

Haha, gutted.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 19:24, Reply)

I'm happy for you.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 22:24, Reply)

Every fucking week
Frankly, I'm surprised Rob would show any support for your fucking archive of wasted time, which, at its heart, undermines a large and active chunk of his website and its loyal (often donating) users. The sheer hypocrisy of promoting stories one week by including them in the newsletter, then shooting them down by endorsing your pathetic witch hunt is baffling to me.

If your wanky list only targeted the truly worthless posts, I wouldn't have a problem with it, but you also shout "failure" at stuff that the rest of the site thinks is pretty good. To use just one example from your contemptible archive, SpankyHanky is a character on a web site; as far as I know, none of us has ever met him in person. The character in those stories is obviously not entirely real and the writer has never stated that *every* story is true (although I'm sure some of them are, some people just lead interesting lives). SpankyHanky's stories are simply a fucking funny diversion from the drudgery of work. That's all they need to be, 'truth' would add nothing to the entertainment factor. Since SpankyHanky arrived, QOTW has been a better place for it as evidenced by the huge number of posts he's got on the 'best of' pages. He's not the only one on your list who doesn't belong there either.

You spectacularly FAIL to see the point of QOTW. It's not a forum for dull accounts of precisely what happened, because the topics usually lack the scope for writing a true story that is also amusing (take note, mods). QOTW is a place to write funny, interesting anecdotal answers to the question. Some are true, some are made up. Why the fuck do you care if the plot comes from Real Life™ or from someone's imagination?

The only important criteria for QOTW should be "is it entertaining?". In that sense, you, not the posters of QOTW, consistently FAIL to deliver anything at all. Worst of all, you seem to be obsessed with creating resentment for a cherished place where bullshit, belly laughs, ridiculous bragging and occasionally, some very amusing truths live quite happily together. Your idiotic crusade is tiresome, pointless and it makes you look like a needy cunt. Too much time spent licking JMG's online balls has wrongly convinced you that you too can be a self-declared arbiter of what is and is not worthy of being accepted. JMG is at least pretty funny, for his sins.
( chart cat has an itch, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 6:06, Reply)

haha, gutted.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:05, Reply)

To be honest,
I think it's you who's missed the point on /QoTW.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:07, Reply)

At least BGB and Althegeordie are taking the dignified option and sulking quietly.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:10, Reply)

I think althegeordie 'gets it'

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:11, Reply)

Oh you massive cunt.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:09, Reply)

Well done.
You just made the prime reason for the list.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:10, Reply)

Chart cat? FUCKING CUNT CAT MORE LIKE!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:12, Reply)

I'm considering changing my name
to this. I rather like it.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 5:05, Reply)

CHUNKY CUNT CAT

(likeajackhammer, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I see what you've done there
I'm based in Tokyo, so you could have said 'CHINKY CUNT CAT' which would have been more amusing, if racially inaccurate.

Do let me know how you get on though.
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I tried to read that post, but after the first line it just became
"ksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:12, Reply)

Haha, you massive cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:12, Reply)

THIS^
is the best you can do. Not a question, it's a fact.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:36, Reply)

Haha, you're a total cunt.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:18, Reply)

Crippling undiagnosed Asberger's right here.

( Druid, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:22, Reply)

So 2007
Do keep up
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:31, Reply)

If you have nothing to say, say nothing.
If the QoTW doesn't apply to you, why give in to the sweaty, nervous need to post something? No-one will think any less of you for it. Chances are they won't even notice.
Don't make up some crap just so you can sit and constantly refresh the page and see if anyone has replied to it going "OMG that's so funneh! you're so cool!"

You're a bunch of needy, self indulgent, whining, emotionally retarded fuckwits (with the exception of "normal" posters) and you all seriously need to stop getting so upset if someone dares to criticize you or tells you to stop telling your filthy, dull lies.

Ps, You're also a cunt.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 18:23, Reply)

In all fairness here, it's only Chart Cat who's had a massive case of Unwarranted Self Importance over this.
He's a cunt though.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:04, Reply)

Self importance?
You have to be kidding. I'm defending QOTW, not myself.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Oh dear.
Top self-importanting there.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:49, Reply)

That's like, only one step down from Jesus, or something.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I half agreed with you
but then you subtracted all credibility from whatever point you were trying to make by joining in the name calling. Better luck next time.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:39, Reply)

haha prick.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:30, Reply)

haha ym
*facepalms*
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:33, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT JMG!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 22:28, Reply)

Sorry, I'll be more brutal next time

( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Why not call it Fiction of the Week then?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Same reason /talk isn't called /cuntzoo
it wouldn't apply to everyone.

btw: it's not called 'true story of the week' either

3/10 must try harder
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:11, Reply)

ha, I like that; /cuntzoo

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

I like the fact you clearly spent a long time writing this about someone wasting their time.
FLAWED LOGIC, CUNT.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Not really
I'm so fucking awesome I can knock shit like this together in minutes.

The flaw in the logic is the part where you tried to connect "waste of time" with my excellent and correct reply above. The volume of /talkhate it has generated is evidence that it was anything but a waste of time.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:19, Reply)

It's weird that you spend half of your time being a cunt, and the other half of your time whinging about people calling you a cunt.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Why is that
weird?
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:26, Reply)

haha, wow
you've really taken this personally
( manolith hooray for me, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:59, Reply)

Imagine me waving my hand just over my head
while making a 'whoosh' sound. You just missed the point.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:22, Reply)

I mean, it's like you don't even realise how much of a cunt you are.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

As the resident expert cunt
Please elaborate.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Ha ha ha, you massive sweaty prick.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:54, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHACUNTHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
nonce
(likeajackhammer, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I was sort of nodding along until
Too much time spent licking JMG's online balls


You fucking crip
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

No, I'm completely right on that one
A cursory glance through JMG's post history reveals AB's filthy brown nose. Pick any day you like really.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

Oh dear. The point is flying over your head and you haven't even figured that out yet.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:21, Reply)

I thought I understood irony
If it's all some massive joke, it's way too subtle. He just looks like a good old fashioned sycophant.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:27, Reply)

You can accuse JMG of being manythings
but subtle he most certainly isn't.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Clarity failure... Sorry
I was referring to the non-sublety of AB's attempts at emulating JMG's posting style, and his many congratulatory replies to JMG's missives
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Oh my poor darling, you REALLY don't get it, do you?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I guess not
It's all some hyper-layered in-joke that I'm far too stupid to understand.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

It's really not that hard.
It's basically a Special School version of Speak You're Branes or Lamebook, done really, really lazily.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Look, shush you
he's wittering on about you and JMG now, not your list.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:59, Reply)

GETTING ANGRY AT JMG ONLINE

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:21, Reply)

I have great affection for JMG
How dare you
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 3:34, Reply)

I don't think you're a cunt

(PsychoChomp, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:26, Reply)

MONG

( 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:38, Reply)

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:42, Reply)

also...
that link in the middle doesn't work... you cunt
(likeajackhammer, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:52, Reply)

*beano guffaw*
It's just underlined text, but I can see how it's confusing... for some.
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:04, Reply)

THAT LINK DUZNT WORK EIVA!
DUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGGGHHH!
(likeajackhammer, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:24, Reply)

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ignore him Badger, you're doing God's work.
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:34, Reply)

If he FAILS to miss the point of the QoTW
doesn't that mean he gets the point of it?

Surely that is a good thing?
(Heggy, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

To anyone on QOTW who still gives a shit
Here is your new ignore list^^^^

To all the /[s]talkers who replied, thank you for reminding me and everyone else, ONLINE, precisely why your little corner of the internet is such a miserable hive of cunts.

It's perfectly natural to see someone like me as a cunt. To proper cunts, I am indeed a cunt.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 5:09, Reply)

Ringing the ignore bell right here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:55, Reply)

CLANG CLANG ON THE IGNORE BELL
( weaver., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:03, Reply)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Why am I looking at a picture of
YM?
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:23, Reply)

You're being more pathetic that we are, you prick.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I love it
Keep it going, I'm almost there
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

[MOD EDIT] Stop baiting this prick.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Two possibilities
1) Mike is pretending to be to be a mod
2) A mod doesn't agree with me, but lacks the balls to reveal himself.

If it's 2) then please don't hold back. I'm really not a prick once you get to know me, but that'll never happen if you insist on hiding.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Hello Chart Cat
Why are you so upset by pixels? Perhaps you might like to step away from the computer for a little while? Maybe take a walk? Sure, it's raining today but Autumn is so beautiful, don't you think?

Then, when you're all refreshed and calm and ruddy-cheeked, you'll be able to sit down at your computer and realise that you're taking this all a bit too seriously.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Thanks for the first eloquent reply
There's hope for /talk yet. Ah, the old 'pixels on a screen' chestnut. Like they're somehow different to vibrating air molecules or pigment on pulped wood. Perhaps you could explain why pixels are different?
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:36, Reply)

Perhaps you could explain why it hurts?
As far as I can see, Badger has made no threats and no malicious intent. He's not being a horrific bully, he's just pointing out the obvious bollocks in QOTW and holding it up for ridicule - much the same as Mike woz ere did for /talk.

If pixels threaten your family, your peace of mind or stalk you THEN they are horrible harmful things. If they just tease you for being a bit of a cockend, then they aren't. It's very easy not to be upset by them, you just don't read them. Easy.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:55, Reply)

Perhaps you're right
and for the sake of balance, there ought to be a way to flag disgraceful failures for the benefit of everyone. What grinds my gears is that it's being done by someone who has contributed nothing but cheap criticism to QOTW for as long as I can remember.

You know how there's always one arsehole in every group who corrects every mistake, picks up on every insignificant detail in an attempt to raise his own profile at the expense of the others? That's AB. I don't think that deserves celebration, but then, I'm not a cunt.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:11, Reply)

Why would someone contribute something worthwhile
to something they see as wholly unworthwhile?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I don't think he's trying to raise his own profile at all.
He's just trying to give everyone a laugh and for the most part, it's worked. Almost every list will contain elements of bias. I really don't think he's pushing any particular agenda, just showing people the idiocy of some of the posts on QoTW. Granted, not all of them are equally hilarious but that's just what arises when something like this is made.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Mike, Badger is a horrid nasty bully and that is that.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:19, Reply)

You really feel that he has some sort of vendetta don't you.
He really doesn't. He just finds it amusing to post the worst of the answers - and he gets sent them more often than not by people who post more on QOTW than anywhere else on b3ta. He doesn't sit there night after night searching every nook and corner of QOTW you know.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:18, Reply)

In all fairness, I gazzed most of them to him.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:22, Reply)

Just out of interest...
...do you read and enjoy Speak You're Braanes or Lamebook?

Does this image amuse you?


( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Tbh I hadn't heard of either
A quick glance reveals them to be a bit like your list. Oh, right. You're testing if I'm a massive hypocrite by liking sites with a similar thrust.

I know exactly what you're *trying* to do with that archive, I'm just not so sure you're hitting the nail squarely on the head. I endorse the idea of a fail archive, but not one which has a specific anti-/$board agenda. That's why I have a problem with your list. It's just too biased.
( chart cat has an itch, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:41, Reply)

How is it biased?
Surely your perception of 'funny made up bollocks' and 'unfunny made up bollocks' is going to be subjective, and therefore not necessarily the opinion of everyone.

Mike already does the same for /talk by the way, but don't let that fact interfere with your self-righteous mutterings.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:03, Reply)

Self-righteous!
Like being the self-appointed maintainer of a 'failure' list, you mean? The point *I'm* trying to make is quite the opposite of self-righteousness. Look it up if you don't believe me.

Mike's list is by /talk, for /talk. I have no problem with that. Instead of hitting the relatively fluffy QOTWers, assemble a /board failure list instead. See how that works out for you.
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 3:34, Reply)

Why on earth should QOTW be exempt? It's fair game, like the rest of b3ta.
I'm not even sure what point you think you are trying to make here. I don't even think you know yourself to be honest. Let's break it down into manageable chunks so you can get your head round things, visit your original position on the argument and see whether that point was still valid, or whether you are going to have to shift your perspective.

Mike's list is /talk failures. He has posted on /talk. He picked some, was sent others and if you will note, even I am on there. It's fucking ace.

Badger's list is QOTW failures. He has posted on QOTW (if you bothered to remove your head from your arse for a nanosecond you would know that). He picked some, and was sent others. I am not on there, but I do think it is fucking ace.

It has amused everyone apart from you and maybe one or two others - and yet you think you are somehow 'speaking for the masses'. You're very obviously not, as you should have been able to tell by the lack of interest in your 'war on /talk'.

Hence my comment that you are being self-righteous. Would you prefer that I called you a pompous prick? No?

I have no doubt that someone will set up a list of /board failures, but you have to understand that it is a bit of a mammoth task to compile the list of shittery that it would entail. This is why Mike stuck to /talk and Badger to QOTW - it's simply too much effort to tackle more than one board and both /talk and QOTW have slightly more shite to pick from.

There. Relatively painless, no? Of course, you can maintain your original position and carry on pissing round your little corner of the internet to stop the bigger boys playing there, but you're going to look a bit daft - and whilst you look daft, there'll be terrible bullies laughing at you.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:57, Reply)

*yawn*
Really tired with having to explain stuff to you. Re-read it.

EDIT: What's all this about a war on /talk too? HAHAHA! I just said I wanted a war*, I never mentioned /talk. You lot... honestly.

*It was tongue in cheek too. Comedy rage. I didn't really want a war. I'm pointing this out explicitly so you don't, you know, get it wrong again
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Oh dear, I really expected a slightly more intelligent response.
Sadly not. Shame. You really are a pompous prick after all :(
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 18:01, Reply)

You're the one who wants me
to write a personalised summary for you. If you're too lazy to read back and interpret for yourself, I doubt anything I say or do will help. And dearest, if you want an intelligent response it's best not to use such a condescending tone. You know what that means don't you? It means talking down to someone :) *pats head*

Most hilariously, absolutely everything of which I've been accused by the /talk rabble + friends has, without exception, been the overriding attribute displayed by the accuser in every case. It's quite extraordinary how deluded some people can be.
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:29, Reply)

Dude
spEak You're bRanes is funny as fuck.

You should really let it go, just because someone else on here thinks that your mate Spanky's QOTW material is abject shite and lists the very worst of his egocentric fantasising, doesn't mean you have to wade in as a proud defender of the truth.

You're the only person that cares.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:59, Reply)

pwnt

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:10, Reply)

fo srs

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:27, Reply)

Just because someone on here
thinks your mate's archive is misguided shite and lists the very worst of his egocentric judgement, doesn't mean you and the /talk militia have to wade in as proud defenders either.

You're not the only person that cares, which makes it even funnier.
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 4:02, Reply)

I hate to break it to you darling
but that poster there isn't from /talk. They read QOTW.

Please remember to read profiles before casting judgement, it stops you looking like a tit.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 12:58, Reply)

Oh dear
I didn't accuse him of the heinous crime of being from /talk.

Read it again love. As you say, it would have stopped you from "looking like a tit".
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Pfft.
Nice ninja edit there.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 18:02, Reply)

Oh FFS
You didn't read it properly. Man up and back down, it's okay to be wrong sometimes. I don't need to do ninja edits, I just read things, formulate a response and write an airtight reply. It's much more efficient.

Go me.
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:26, Reply)

/talk militia? My mate?
I've never shown any mateyness to the Badger/ Banshee, what are you talking about? He's got just as much right to have a fail list as you do to throw your weight around in defence of your mate Spanky.

And I have never posted on /talk, I'm a confirmed QOTWer, just another one that thinks Spanky is shit.

What's your problem dude?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:21, Reply)

*double sigh*
As I said above, I never said *you* were from /talk. Christ, can't any of you cunts read?

It's satire. What I did was to take your reply, change a few words and use it against you. It's a classic comedy device. I'm not claiming any of the facts I made are any truer than the source material I borrowed. You've no idea if me and Spanky are mates or not either, but you don't see me whining about that trivial detail.
( chart cat has an itch, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 2:25, Reply)

I'm very familiar with satire
And re. my use of the word 'mates', I''m pretty sure you, Pooflake and Spanky are self-congratulatory 'mates' with your QOTW replies. That's what I meant.

Militia! Come join me! Today we march on QOTW!

Chortle.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:40, Reply)

I got a mention!...

Woo!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:45, Reply)

DON'T FORGET TO IGNORE ME!

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:05, Reply)

It's official
you are a sad CUNT.

Now FUCK OFF and while you're there take the rest of /talk with you.

/qotw might be "/lies" as far as you are concerned - well, /talk is "/clique for sad, bitter arseholes".

I really hope you put every post of mine at the top of your "Fail Archive" because frankly to be judged a fail in your eyes would be success as far as I'm concerned.

Just in case you don't get the message - we don't care so FUCK OFF.
( I_Was_Mordred, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

Self important much?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:55, Reply)

I wouldn't mess around with him.
He's 6'2" you know!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Dude you are such a cunt that it's actually quite frightening.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:56, Reply)

Talk isn't a clique. In fact I hate most of the people on there.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post478707#answers-post-478731
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:56, Reply)

You're a cunt too.

( WHARRGARBL, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 12:57, Reply)

It's encouraging to read that your barometer for success or failure in life is pixel-related

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:02, Reply)

I don't care so much about your post that I'm going to tell you how much I don't care.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I care even less that I am replying to you telling you how much I don't care.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 13:29, Reply)

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:07, Reply)

'To be judged a fail in your eyes would be a success as far as I'm concerned'
or, to put it another way 'I completely and utterly do not understand the basic meaning of real words'.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:09, Reply)

you're a prick lol
and a cunt.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE AT ALL ON THE INTERNET
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:16, Reply)

OH NOES
I CAN'T COPE WITH THE HATRED.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Haha, he strikes again!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 0:46, Reply)

everyone's a big, fat,
cunt.

FACT!
(knackerz is skinning up, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 23:52, Reply)

haha you sad sad sad cunt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 21:07, Reply)