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bored of that
what's your fave building?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:21, archived)

the world trade center was smashing

(. Y . ), Tue 15 May 2012, 19:23, archived)

piss off

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:32, archived)

I like it when you're angry.
It's cute.
(. Y . ), Tue 15 May 2012, 19:39, archived)

Baldmonkey Towers, Porstmuff, Engerland.
It's the home of civility, culture and in no way, shape or form being a fat ballbag.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:27, archived)

TRIFLE!!!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:28, archived)

I'm looking forward to the Warsaw Spire

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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:28, archived)

A house is a machine for living in

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:34, archived)

machines can be fantastic things

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mictoboy page 4, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:56, archived)

dawwww
^___^
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:04, archived)

For the interior either Guggenheim, New York
or the British Museum's Great Court.

Exterior i'll have to get back to you
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magnum, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:39, archived)

bored of that
what shall I have for dinner?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:20, archived)

TRIFLE!!!!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:34, archived)

If someone wanted me to make a savory triffle, I'd just make them a shepherd's pie.
Therefore, the oppersite of triffle is shepherd's pie.
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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:45, archived)

I think my yearly soul-destroying post is due.
Is everyone revising for their SATs?
(. Y . ), Tue 15 May 2012, 19:18, archived)

No, I'm 42.

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis www.housefreaks.co.uk, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:26, archived)

Better late then never.

(. Y . ), Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)

go shove a soul up your cockend and shit out SATs

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:27, archived)

bored of that now
I quite like breasts
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:35, archived)

"You're"
"Reading this" in "Andy Parson's" "annoying" nasal "twang"

the bald "cunt"
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fatpoof, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:37, archived)

lol I don't know who he is

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:37, archived)

does he speak with a rising inflection?
like australian people do? so every sentence sounds like a question? and it's really annoying? my cousin does that? I'm glad I don't?
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:39, archived)

Geordies also do this, and constantly sound surprised.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:40, archived)

not as much as australians?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:41, archived)

great scott! you're right.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:42, archived)

Ah hiv an orstralian physiotherepisst?
Sit up straight? Ok? I'm gonna manipyurlayte yer spoine?
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fatpoof, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:42, archived)

hiv, i'm not surprised, all that cottaging i suppose

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:50, archived)

him
www.andyparsons.co.uk/clips/
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fatpoof, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:41, archived)

I can't be bothered clicking that?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:42, archived)

That moustache makes him look like he's just rimmed someone.

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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:36, archived)

perhaps you could just list the sizes of everything you've ever stood next to or a long way away from and the approximate distance you were from them at the time

that'd be a big help
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:37, archived)

I'm about 3 feet away from a parrot

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:38, archived)

does it have tits?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:40, archived)

no, it's a boy?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:40, archived)

gay

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:46, archived)

thanks Frank, good to know.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:38, archived)

you could always start another thread? if you're bored of this one?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:41, archived)

I'm not allowed. forgot to pay my subs
sadtimes :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:42, archived)

sod you then?
I might go and buy some capacitors online?
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:43, archived)

flux capacitors?
GREAT SCOTT!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:46, archived)

carry on cabbing is on film 4, good film

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:58, archived)

a women kissed me on the cheek last night, apparently raising your hand and saying help i need an adult is not funny, i got told

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:38, archived)

well that's nice?

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:42, archived)

it surprises me i'm still single?

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:45, archived)

What's your favourite breast shape?

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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:10, archived)

Round.

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Maffers Five zombies. 4 bullets. Two zombies., Tue 15 May 2012, 18:14, archived)

perfectly round, like fake ones?

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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:22, archived)

fruit scones

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:29, archived)

Tubular

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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:35, archived)

That's your favourite bell end shape

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magnum, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:41, archived)

alright cabbages
i also like breasts
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broadsword, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:10, archived)

But do you "quite" like breasts?

(. Y . ), Tue 15 May 2012, 19:14, archived)

I'm frightfully sorry, I don't understand

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broadsword, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:22, archived)

Denial
is the first sign of gaydom.
(. Y . ), Tue 15 May 2012, 19:23, archived)

I went on a media training day the other week....
As part of a presentation there was a bit about the language and knowledge level used in newspaper articles.

Apparently the Daily Mail writes for a 8 year old audience and the FT a 12 year old audience. I can't remember any of the other stats, but it was a bit of an eye opener.

Does anyone know if this is true, or ideally where I cant find some evidence of this online.

Mainly so I can taunt people who read the Daily Mail but it might be interesting to others.

The guy who told me was a BBC journo so he might be bullshitting to sully their reputation (as if they need it!)

Cheers-ears!! ;-)
(HandmadeLurkage, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:46, archived)

They both sound a bit too advanced for /talk.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:54, archived)

There are all sorts of methods used to calculate "reading age"
and they are all used to discredit the intellect of a rival publication, author and especially politician. Flesch�Kincaid is the most famous example, and measures average syllables per word.

It's true that newspapers write to their audience, but it's not specifically designed to an 8- or 12-year-old or any other arbitrarily-chosen level. FT is written to get maximum info as quickly as possible with no fluff material, whereas the Sun is the complete opposite; maximum bullshit from zero original story.

I'd love to tell you more, but I'm even boring myself. I've got qualifications in this shit.
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:55, archived)

whoa, i might have to redo tl;dr the summer blockbuster

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:25, archived)

good stuff!
thanks for replying, i'll have a look into Wotsit-Doodah

and continue to taunt Daily Mail readers with the traditional "look theres a foreign peado taking your job and/or child!"
(HandmadeLurkage, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:10, archived)

ooh! i found a Flesch Kincaid tool!
b3ta talk should be easily understood by 9-10 year olds, take that daily mail!! ;-)

www.read-able.com/check.php?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.b3ta.com%2Ftalk%2F
(HandmadeLurkage, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:17, archived)

sorry i don't follow

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:01, archived)

It's the difference between
"ere, you wanna go to the boozer or summink," and "I'm parched Johnno, do you fancy nipping down to the Flint and Whistle for two pints of their finest?"
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:02, archived)

One's a cunt and the other's a cunt that'll stab you?

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:12, archived)

sorry, what?
could somebody put this in terms i might care about please?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:26, archived)

/talker in patronising shite shock.
And finally Cyril?
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Lord Gnome, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:03, archived)

I can haz cheezeburger?
LOL!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:09, archived)

lulz

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:23, archived)

When I was in college we had a guest tutor who told us that The Sun was written for the reading age of an eight year old.
Also privately she told a small group of us that she and some of the other journos would usually get together and write all the horoscopes the night before.

r i o
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(|D[ekionplexis Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Tue 15 May 2012, 17:15, archived)

I've heard the 8 year old thing before too.
I've also heard that Sun journos are amongst the higher paid because it's a lot harder to explain things to simpletons than clevers.
(Gormo is the reason why paradise lost, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:33, archived)

I've heard about the horoscopes thing
but.... its all made up, so someone-somewhere is just making some shit up, maybe even the day before.

or do they throw runes in the air & spit on them like in that kevin costner robin hood remake, that would be more entertaining.

"the painted main, he haunts my dreams!" and so on
(HandmadeLurkage, Tue 15 May 2012, 18:24, archived)

Peter and Jane Go On A Media Training Course
Peter and Jane are on a media training course.
See Peter taking notes. See Jane making herself a cup of coffee at the refreshment area.
Can you see the screen? Peter can see the screen. Jane can't see the screen, someone is sat in front of her.
See the presenter. The presenter is talking. Soon it will be time for a break. Everyone can check their phones at break because they have important jobs.
Now Peter and Jane are taking part in a group exercise. It is rubbish.
See the flipchart fall over. See the group fail to bond. See Peter, he is having to write on the pad because he was not quick enough to avoid it.
Spot the Dog is under the table. He has eaten all the complimentary mints and is feeling a bit ill.
Peter and Jane are bored. See Peter and Jane yawning. Now it's time for another presentation. Where is the remote control? Can you see the remote control? Spot the dog is looking guilty. Why are the slides changing? A strange noise is coming from under the table. See Spot the Dog being sick.
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vladimir, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:21, archived)

what happens next?

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:32, archived)

Spot the Dog has handed in his course evaluation form. See the facilitator reading the form. It is a bit damp because of the sick. What has Spot the Dog said about the course? Look, he has scored it at satisfactory for everything.
Has Spot the Dog added any other comments? He has.
See what Spot the Dog has said. He has said, 'I liked the free mints but there were not enough of them.'
Spot the Dog has a good reading age for a dog.
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vladimir, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:37, archived)

meh, i dont like shaggy dog stories, got and cat ones?

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:39, archived)

:(((
that's enough now time to go to sleep, I'll make something up about cats on media training courses for tomorrow bed time
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vladimir, Tue 15 May 2012, 17:42, archived)

What's the most disgusting thing you've ever seen a girl do?
I had a girlfriend once who took over her bra, hoisted her floppy tits up with one arm and scratched underneath them with the other because it was all eczemarred under there. That was just after we'd moved in together. Then I dumped her.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:37, archived)

Oh shit I've clicked into QOTW by mistake.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:38, archived)

*deletes browsing history*

(. Y . ), Tue 15 May 2012, 19:15, archived)

Girls should let a chap know BEFORE they move in together if they are going to do something like getting eczema on their tit-undersides.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:39, archived)

A girl I know once admitted that not only did she bathe just 2-3 times a week
When she was on the rag she wouldn't bother changing her pants for days. Surely you change them MORE often, right? I dunno. Any girls here to confirm this?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:40, archived)

And she has bad teeth
Bad teeth are one of the few unattractive features that I really couldn't live with.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:41, archived)

i have bad teeth :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:44, archived)

Oh
awkward
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:45, archived)

Shame,
sounds like you'd have been well in there otherwise.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:46, archived)

Apart from the teeth thing, I have extremely low standards

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:50, archived)

*smooths back hair*
well hello!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:52, archived)

Get me a deep fried kebab and 4 tins of McEwans and you're on mister.

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:52, archived)

that's handy, every shop around here serves this!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:53, archived)

are you cockblocking me? aren't all the scotch obese and notorious for their bad teeth?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:58, archived)

I'm half wop though.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:00, archived)

anch'io! cerchiamo di essere amici

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:02, archived)

alora, ti amo benne sempre.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03, archived)

tenere a me, facciamo questo bel momento

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:06, archived)

I don't speak wop, soz.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:08, archived)

i asked you to hold me and make this moment beautiful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:11, archived)

such a romantic language!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:12, archived)

we'd make a lovely couple, but i used to smoke and i drink too much tea so my teeth are permanently yellow

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:51, archived)

I've heard stories of women
who developed toxic shock syndrome through leaving tampons in too long. Sometimes it was because of the high absorbancy material holding too much blood for too long so it became bacterial. Sometimes it was just mingers forgetting a tampon was still in there.
(betsy Eat the rich., Tue 15 May 2012, 17:54, archived)

my girlfriend farts like god knows what and told me that her poo this morning looked like the chilli i had at lunch
: and indeed (
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:44, archived)

I've seen a lassie vom piss and shit herself at the same time.
some girls can't hold their drink at all.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:44, archived)

That reminds me, how is your Mum?

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:45, archived)

LOL!
you cad.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:46, archived)

*winks*

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:51, archived)

*finger guns*

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:52, archived)

And I bet you paid good money to see it, too.

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:46, archived)

nah, rohypnol means I don't ever need to pay.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:48, archived)

Apart from for the rohypnol, obviously.
Speaking of which, I've a new batch in. Gaz me when you've put the money in my account and I'll send it right over.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:08, archived)

YES! *fist pumps*

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:10, archived)

I saw two lasses eat a cup of shit

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cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:45, archived)

Hahaha

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:46, archived)

why are you in such a bad mood today?

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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:47, archived)

yap yap yap!
*shivers*
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:50, archived)

What sort of shit is this?

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:52, archived)

jesus fucking christ,
Why do you have to embarrass me wherever I go?
Nah, love you really, bite Baldmonkeys nose off will you? Good dog.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:55, archived)

*drools*

(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:56, archived)

oh herro, herro, whose a good boy
WHOSE A GOOD BOY? You are, yes you are, HERRO, WHOSE A GOOD BOY Yes you are, yes you are

you want me to rub your tummy? you want a tummy rub? Whose a GOOD BOY?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:01, archived)

*waggy tail*
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:04, archived)

at last, an account i can relate to

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:07, archived)

*gormless stare*
*pants*
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:09, archived)

you wanna go for a walk? you wanna go outside?
for a walk? you wanna go outside for a walk?

YES YOU DO, GOOD BOY, WHOSE A GOOD BOY, lets go outside for a walk
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:10, archived)

*excited trot to door*
yap yap yap!
(Monty Boyce, lol drugz, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:12, archived)

bite his ankles dog,

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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 15 May 2012, 16:15, archived)

no, windypig
you can get up to 18 months in jail for that now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:19, archived)

I'm not sure any court in the land will believe you were hurt by a chihuahua that only has 4 teeth.

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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 15 May 2012, 16:22, archived)

ugh its a fucken chihuahua?!
ugly ratty little shit, i hope it dies
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:24, archived)

if you knew her,
You'd love her.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 15 May 2012, 16:30, archived)

and it's a girl?
GAY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:33, archived)

i fucking hate dogs, eat your own shit and die

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:30, archived)

BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID FACE
Nah, I'm fine.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:51, archived)

Other than projectile vomit redecoration of a room, nothing much.
Being a young, slim, handsome and succesful man, I only hang out with nice women. No fatties.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:46, archived)

She walked funny too.
I remember on our first date trying to figure out whether it was a physical disability or if she was a mong.
It turned out her leg was fucked subsequent to a car crash.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:55, archived)

Wow
What a find!
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:06, archived)

I bet you well disappointed to find out she wasn't chromosomally supernormal.

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:10, archived)

I had trouble deciding which would be better, certainly.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:37, archived)

In my experience boys are far more disgusting than girls

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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:47, archived)

I think you'll find that, in my humble opinion, that is outside the remit of the question. Just a thought.
*sne*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:53, archived)

Strangely enough
The majority of boys I know are far more hygenic than the girls. Maybe I just know some really disgusting women.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:53, archived)

I've met your wife.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:56, archived)

She's a revolting woman

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:06, archived)

are they fuck.
girls just hide it better.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:54, archived)

I'm a boy,
And I have glitter shampoo.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:57, archived)

dear god pigster
how can a man with a handlebar moustache be so gay?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:59, archived)

i don't use it,
It's just in the bathroom cabinet.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 15 May 2012, 16:20, archived)

e gadd

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:03, archived)

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:08, archived)

Depends whether we're talking personal hygiene or, um, environmental hygiene.
In terms of personal grossness, I would say most of the very worst people are probably male. But out of people I've lived with who've had GROSS bedrooms and generally had a deleterious effect on the living environment for the rest of us, by far the worst offenders have been female.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:13, archived)

Do you have eczema on your tits?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:44, archived)

My missus once served red wine with the fish course

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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:33, archived)

disgusting, eating is cheating

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:38, archived)

No.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:38, archived)

she fucking did

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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:43, archived)

No, I meant "You had a girlfriend?"
hahahaahah!
Nah, you're alright you are.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 16:45, archived)

bored of that now
actually I'm bored of this too. How short is your attention sp
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:34, archived)

QUICK, EVERYONE LOOK AT FRANK

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:36, archived)

I'm really sorry I said your forum wasn't very good Frank
Please don't be upset.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:42, archived)

Is there anything you're not bored by?

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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:38, archived)

Ritalin

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:39, archived)

There wasn't a rubiks cube in sainsurys or asda
I suggest you don't even bother looking.
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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:41, archived)

Haha...you fucking LOSER!
*L shapes*
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:42, archived)

L U x' R2 B U x

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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:44, archived)

you could say he is a RUBE

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:44, archived)

Where is baldmonkey?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-18073459
(PsychoChomp Nakkers, btw I'm probably calling you a cunt, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:31, archived)

It's definitely his MO
Will his thievery never end??
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:37, archived)

nevermind that
what about Kenny Dalglish?
(

mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:42, archived)

Kenny DalgLEAF more like!!!!!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:44, archived)

yes, exactly

(

mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:44, archived)

EGGS-SPACKLY more like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:46, archived)

i like eggs

(

mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:48, archived)

more egg based lies
on the internet
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:48, archived)

EGGternet more like!

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:04, archived)

POOR like more like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:07, archived)

The study of eggs is called Oology

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:10, archived)

It should be called Waste-of-fucking-time-ology.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:22, archived)

I don't think that's a good idea

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:25, archived)

Dude. You got two posts on the popular page today. You're DOUBLE-popular.

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:55, archived)

Gracious
The Alphabites thing is true. I have a photo of it and everything.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:57, archived)

No, that's something you say at funerals.

(

2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:01, archived)

What would you say at the funeral of an egg enthusiast?

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:05, archived)

Oh well, you can't make an omelette ...

(betsy Eat the rich., Tue 15 May 2012, 15:10, archived)

"Lol, dead egg cunt"
or something similar, probably.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:14, archived)

Yes, it will probably be something like that

(

Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:20, archived)

but it all depends on the size of the gat

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:22, archived)

EGGY CUP
EGGY CUP
EGGY CUP
EGGY CUP
EGGY CUP
EGGY CUP
EGGY CUP
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:25, archived)

Loggins > Dalglish

(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:54, archived)

Are you a spastic or something?
My local ASDA has LOADS in. So does the TESCO.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:43, archived)

:'(
Maybe Tesco on the way home.
Like the biggest tesco ever they should have one.
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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:44, archived)

He wasn't looking in the toy section
He wandered around Home & Leisure, like a gout-ridden prick
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:44, archived)

Yeah. And bought a whole fuckload of pheasant and port and shit like that instead.
But it was really a chair. Because he is a spastic.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:46, archived)

Jesus Christ
Mono is so fucking stupid
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:47, archived)

his bumhole is the best thing he has going for him really

(

mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:48, archived)

I hear you can only escape it if you solve a simple cube based puzzle

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:52, archived)

that's why cwotfoo is still there

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mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:04, archived)

i miss woocoft

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:28, archived)

"I went to the toy section but they only had ones with each side all one colour"
"I wanted the ones where all the squares are mixed up".
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:44, archived)

hahaha
I love you.
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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:46, archived)

i can fold my nose flat against my face with my finger and then keep it there by curling my top lip up.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:48, archived)

Prove it

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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:49, archived)

okay:
ADAM IS A FUCKING PRICK. SOMEONE SHOULD GO TO HIS HOME AND KICK ALL HIS TEETH OUT.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:50, archived)

Wow.

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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:56, archived)

i told my gf i was going to do this to her as i want a gumjob

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:58, archived)

How did she respond to this romantic gesture?

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:19, archived)

Dunno. Couldn't understand a word she was saying.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:20, archived)

she didn't seem happy, and suggested her mother as she only has half her teeth left

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:36, archived)

I imagine you look a bit like this when you are doing it
3.bp.blogspot.com/_7niSCkONG5c/SJrkFe-htCI/AAAAAAAAAyU/zPsvQ5deEbU/s400/blobfish.jpg
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:50, archived)

Terrible bullying of the LOVELY janet.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:52, archived)

IMMA COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE AND STAB YOU IN THE KIDNEY.

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janet aylia living la vida loony, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:23, archived)

I can control each eyebrow independantly, can I can curl up the (my) left corner of my top lip like elvis.

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Ain't no 'igger like Gonz the J-'igger LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:59, archived)

Good work. More of this sort of thing. Huzzah for GONZ!
Lo, he saveth the internet.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:01, archived)

I can make it look like I'm able to detach one of my thumbs and slide it along my hand

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:03, archived)

so what i can curl my tongue

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:05, archived)

BULLSHIT
Nah, I believe you. None of these things are hard to do if you're a normal human being.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:06, archived)

at the weekend i wiggled my forehead so it looked like i was wearing a wig

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:10, archived)

Lovely stuff

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:15, archived)

when i chew gum my temples throb like that tom cruise in the diner scene after goose dies in Top Gun

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:20, archived)

Well I don't know what a 'Top Gun' is, but it sounds wonderful
Keep up the good work
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:20, archived)

sometimes i get lonely at night

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:23, archived)

Ah, well I can understand that
It's dark...quiet...sometimes cold.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:25, archived)

i don't like rubiks cubes and have never completed one

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:57, archived)

I hadn't really touched one until last weekend.

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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:59, archived)

REALLY??
OMG where have you been since the 80s? under a rock or dead or something?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:00, archived)

Both

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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:04, archived)

i am very sorry for your loss

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:05, archived)

Get one online, shirley?

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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:02, archived)

Won't come until another time.

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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:04, archived)

Fuck off.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:07, archived)

Are you trying to insult someone who is trying to pursue a silly hobby for children?
Shame on you.
(

Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Tue 15 May 2012, 14:11, archived)

GOOD ONE BADGER!
Hey! Has anyone said anything on QOTW that was surprisingly low in standard today?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:16, archived)

not today, but
b3ta.com/questions/randomactsofevil/post1534874
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:25, archived)

I like the replies on QOTW better than the posts these days.
I like it when someone says something flippant and some prick comes along all know-it-allish and tells them the facts of the matter.
All like "I'm an expert on everything, actually, and I think you'll find..."
And then they sit back in their sweaty reinforced chair all pleased with themselves.
And fat.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:29, archived)

yes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:30, archived)

This reply caught my eye today:
b3ta.com/questions/shopsandsupermarkets/post1614961

I mean, judging from her expert knowledge of EVERY illiterate person ever and her apparent Ph.D. level degree in Criminology, you'd never guess she's a fat, phone monkey who's so stupid she can't eat without either cramming everything in the fridge into her face or shoving her fingers down her throat if she so much as thinks about eating a wafer.

But at least she set that guy straight. Before having a child by a man she claims she can't stand and then breaking a garden chair by sitting on it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:38, archived)

there's a lot of backstory there BM
do you know this woman intimately?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:40, archived)

Nah.
S'badger's second hand wife, innit.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:41, archived)

phwoar etc

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:42, archived)

as i cant qftw i guessed who you was talking about, 10 points to me

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:42, archived)

Meaning I score 10 points for a Good Description.
Do you remember when she used to say "Oh Gods!" all the time in the hope someone would ask and she'd get to tell them she was a pagan and didn't believe in just one god?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:44, archived)

she sounds lovely, dibs when she splits from AB

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:47, archived)

She wears an awful lot of make up.
Fat birds often do, don't they. That and dying their hair bright colours and that.
You'd think they'd have the decency to try not to be noticed, not keep drawing attention to their fucking appalling faces.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:48, archived)

oh i know what you mean
there was a girl on the highstreet with about 4 layers of gunt the other day, caked in make up

and this other girl, ellie who seems to be completely unaware she's morbidly obese, so she cakes herself in foundation and thinks she's a pole dancer
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:53, archived)

She actually thinks she's a pole dancer?

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:55, archived)

she does pole dancing lessons, god knows how

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:10, archived)

Christ

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:23, archived)

Yes.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:13, archived)

have you given up on bullying michael gove now?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:04, archived)

Yeah.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:13, archived)

You should probably try not to worry about it

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:44, archived)

Yeah. Soz.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:45, archived)

you're such a cunt but you do make laugh
clickety click
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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:02, archived)

Not at all, I'm saying getting things online is usually better than looking in the shops

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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:47, archived)

Why don't you just die, you fucking board ruining prick.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:49, archived)

3/10 needs more footstamping

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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:00, archived)

You'll probably end up with a cheap chinese replica with an unintelligible instruction manual.

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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:14, archived)

why would you need instructions on a rubiks cube?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:33, archived)

I'm doing a racist voice and saying "turny cube turn" now.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:39, archived)

So you know how to use the special features.
Don't tell me you thought you're just supposed to match up the colours on it, what would be the fucking point of that?
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:41, archived)

i thought it was just a toy? is it secretly like the box from hellraiser?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:54, archived)

I hate buying stuff online. Every time there's something that I really want I go on Amazon and end up reading all the 1 star reviews by stupid moany pricks.
Then I'll think it's shit and I won't want it any more.
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:54, archived)

See what I mean? Who'd want a Rubik's cube after reading this lot?
www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B0006G3B68/ref=cm_cr_pr_hist_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addOneStar
Andrew Lyon is a cunt.
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:56, archived)

Order one online.
You may have to modify the shape of your letterbox though.
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:11, archived)

I'm pretty sure anyone over the age of 12 that plays with a rubiks cube,
Is some sort of self satisfied hipster cunt. So try waitrose.
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 15 May 2012, 14:17, archived)

Windy Pig, I am noticing the use of the word "hipster" by more and more people recently.
It is usually used in a derogatory way like what you just done.
I do not know what a hipster is. Please tell me.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:19, archived)

Sexy trousers

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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:23, archived)

Good. That's that settled.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:24, archived)

i think it is a style of jeans

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:24, archived)

Good. This is also that settled then.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:25, archived)

i don't know much about it, i had to ask a women wtf jeggings were, wish i hadnt bothered

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:31, archived)

keith jeggings, used to play pop, I think that's it

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:38, archived)

if only, but trust me you dont want the truth

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:39, archived)

Jew leggings?

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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:51, archived)

I know the truth
not sure I can handle it though
(

spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:00, archived)

My favourite was 'Jeggings goes to school'.

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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:43, archived)

I'm going to go right ahead and decide there's no such thing as jeggings.
It sounds awfully like something a prick would say/own. And I'm happier in this world where things like jeggings don't exist.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:47, archived)

So was I :(
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:52, archived)

I think they're like jeans for fat people, you should get some balders to go under your muumuu

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:04, archived)

It's another word for muslim
WP is a notorious bigot, you know that
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:25, archived)

Muslims are horribly racist to pigs though.

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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:45, archived)

it is a style of trouser,
But the word can also be used to describe people like this Dick head. cl.jroo.me/z3/V/M/n/a/a.aaa.jpg
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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 15 May 2012, 14:29, archived)

she's alright, i still would

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:29, archived)

I think I see.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:30, archived)

why did noit leave?

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:33, archived)

typing on here cut into his wanking time

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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:39, archived)

i multi task, I'm wanking as i type this

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:45, archived)

Dunno.
I wouldn't mind a go on Esme. I reckon she'd be fucking mental in bed.
(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:40, archived)

Good heavens

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:33, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VerPuTt3mi0
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:38, archived)

i can't do you tube at work.
and i'll forget by the time i get home
what is it?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:42, archived)

I don't know how you sleep at night, I really don't

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:20, archived)

I don't.

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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:05, archived)

maybe not in the non-members sections

(

Lightguy hail satan, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:25, archived)

I heard in the member's only section, the milk cartons are dripping with only the finest jersey gold top

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:41, archived)

you could always make one.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:01, archived)

Good advice, as usual

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:04, archived)

he'll ignore it, or be mean.
he's a real nasty peice of work that MONO!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:08, archived)

He is terribly rude
When he finally gets off his fat arse and comes round, I'm going to push him down Baldmonkey's stairs.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:25, archived)

I don't want his stupid fat head smeared on my carpet.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:30, archived)

Nevertheless, these are my intentions

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 15:36, archived)

bored of that now
so yeah, this one time I stood next to like a REALLY big building, what's the biggest thing that you've stood next to? what's the smallest thing you've stood a long way away from?

alt: what's the most medium-sized thing you've stood fairly close to but not like close enough to touch it, maybe a couple of steps away like?

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:04, archived)

prick.

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:08, archived)

i got 23 across wrong

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:09, archived)

your mum got your face wrong

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:10, archived)

your egg got your leg wrong

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:11, archived)

I dun a fart
LOL!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:12, archived)

I can't do farts in the office, they're a bit bad these days
I may have fartcancer or something
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:13, archived)

Fuck off.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:16, archived)

no, you're just a smelly prick.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:18, archived)

*smells self*
:(
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:22, archived)

I went to the World Trade Centre once
Apparently it's not there anymore. That was pretty big.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:20, archived)

where did they move it to?

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:21, archived)

Dubai

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mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:30, archived)

I thought it looked perfectly nice where it was
Bloody Americans
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:31, archived)

I heard they were rebuilding them
But this time putting it all into one huge building instead of two.
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:36, archived)

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, MANOLITH, IS THERE NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT THIS TEDIOUS FUCKING BELL END?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:41, archived)

One on top of the other
It'll be bigger than 100 elephants in 4 Wembley Stadiums...on the moon!
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:41, archived)

your mum teehee

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:27, archived)

perhaps you could just list the sizes of everything you've ever stood next to or a long way away from and the approximate distance you were from it at the time
that'd be a big help
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:34, archived)

I don't do much standing.
I can't stand it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:42, archived)

I'd show you the view from my office
but you called me a prick, so I shan't. Nyer.
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:43, archived)

I do like a chicken tikka slice.
What do you like for lunch?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:03, archived)

tell you what I don't like for lunch, jews!

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:05, archived)

But then we'd have no bagels or saltbeef

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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:06, archived)

i had carbonara.

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:07, archived)

Stop being a fat ballbag and eat proper food

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:21, archived)

Bombay Bad Boy. Shaken, not stirred.

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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 14:28, archived)

Soz gilgy.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:46, archived)

Why can't you be better?

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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7498496
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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:52, archived)

Because I am psychic and I'm getting inundated with messages from every single one of your ancestors. All the same; "Go kill yourself."
Better not anger the dead, guy. Go on. Go kill yourself.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:53, archived)

Will you have another mental like Spesh says?

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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:02, archived)

Christ. Do you ever stop flouncing?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:05, archived)

how many times have you spacked out and had your account closed?
Because it's infinitely more than balders has.
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

A fair few, doesn't detract from my previous question
Sit down and let the mental speak, dear.
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:09, archived)

Dude. He's trying to help you.
Stop flouncing at him.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:10, archived)

Calm down, fella. Everything's going to be fine, no need to wobble

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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:12, archived)

Oh my.
Look, if you are this upset online already, you should probably go ahead and kill yourself.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:14, archived)

i.imgur.com/F3Vxp.gif
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:26, archived)

tinyurl.com/6vlhzbe
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:36, archived)

i like both these gifs!

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:41, archived)

Outstanding

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:58, archived)

Yeah, but how many times should BM have had his account closed?

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magnum, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:02, archived)

you ever tried one of them cadbury trifles witht eh chocolate, cream and cake bits these used to sell in 3s?
they're alright
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:51, archived)

Thing is, if I want a trifle, I want a proper trifle.
And if I want chocolate I want a bar of cadbury dairy milk.
So I just ain't never bought them. I mean, if someone bought me one, I'd eat it and probably enjoy it. But they ain't so I ain't.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)

shit happens

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mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)

i have to be in the right mood for jelly, whereas you can have chocolate every day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)

Jaffa Cakes and squirty cream
Instant trifle.
(betsy Eat the rich., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

FUCK OFF

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

Don't knock it until we're tried it, mmps.
It might be really nice. I mean, clearly it won't. It's a shit idea. But it might not be. Although it clearly is. A really really fucking shit idea from a total cock-font.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:20, archived)

I hope this prick fucking chokes on his shit trifle.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:24, archived)

When I choke
My vom will be aimed without precision at your prison shoes.
(betsy Eat the rich., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:27, archived)

i.imgur.com/SfWLs.gif
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:29, archived)

yeah, fuck off and suck adam's cock you pointless fail.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:30, archived)

Alright, Friz/Bou/MW/me/Scott Mills.
Nice idea. I'll give it a whirl some time.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

Poppycock

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:20, archived)

I made a poppycock once by stuffing bubblewrap under my foreskin.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, archived)

Fuck

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, archived)

Yes I did.
It was like fireworks night.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:25, archived)

tinyurl.com/7glqusm
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

that's a lovely name.

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, archived)

Shucks, thanks
It was my uncle's.
(betsy Eat the rich., Tue 15 May 2012, 12:08, archived)

Hmm. Not a bad idea. Maybe you're not entirely shit, new person/old person with new account

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:35, archived)

BETSY?

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, archived)

Motsy > Betsy.

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, archived)

so how come you're back then?

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:49, archived)

i'm not.
mehhh. ennui and a hankering?
(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:04, archived)

I like fruit cocktail trifle.
that's a fact!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)

shove it up your cockend and shit out a grape

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mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:56, archived)

Calm down with the negativity, fella.
You'll ruin it for everyone.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:57, archived)

only if you eat it.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

i was hoping he or someone would post a strikethrough saying you like cock
i didn't come here for this
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:59, archived)

~~was hoping he or someone would post a strikethrough saying you~~
~~didn't~~
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:00, archived)

Haha, YES
I'm GLAD you didn't kill yourself
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:01, archived)

you bounder

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:02, archived)

I flipped shit on its head, y'all.
Because I am VERY good at the internet.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

you're a model poster

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:07, archived)

it's a fucking disgrace
if we had a proper mod this wouldn't happen.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:01, archived)

this place is definitely much shitter as a direct result of everything so-called "mod" manolith has ever done.
If he has a shred of decency left in him, he will suicide bomb himself while hugging "Adam".
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:04, archived)

h t
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

You utter bastard

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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:13, archived)

but i've never done anything!
HAHAHA
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:15, archived)

That's not true.
I saw you sitting down at a bash once. You fucking bastard.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

i remember that bash
i sat down and stood up at that one. actually, i leaned on a wall as well!
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

And people wonder why this board is going to shit.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:21, archived)

No they don't

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, archived)

I am struggling to keep my eyes open.
talk is not helping
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:22, archived)

zzzzzzzzz

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:24, archived)

also, i remember at a different bash, you drew on some grapes
that was actually pretty funny
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:40, archived)

I don't remember that.
Are you sure it wasn't shitson broke?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:47, archived)

nope, definitely you
it was a chb's. they were still on the vine and you drew faces on them
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:51, archived)

Wow.
I'm a very witty guy.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:57, archived)

I hope grapes is being used as a euphemism for haemorrhoids here

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:51, archived)

BASH

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:59, archived)

everyone sucks.
we came to winchester to be closer for everyone and everyone sucked.
(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:34, archived)

Tinned fruit cocktail is a mystery, all those weird gristly bits of stuff where you can't figure out which fruit it's supposed to be
and peeled grapes, which are just plain wrong. Oh, and those pretend cherries.
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:05, archived)

YEs.
i agree
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:13, archived)

Fuck 'im, he's northern, he's used to southerners being on top of him

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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:02, archived)

Voyage of the Dawn French
a fat unfunny old trout gets it up the poo hole from Mister Tumnus
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:07, archived)

Avengers Assinvaders
Thor...tumnus... etc
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:12, archived)

the good, the bad and the Janet

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

The Grrmachinist

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

I might go back to bed, fuck today

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Mary Poppins!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:30, archived)

Leon versus Predator.
Jean Reno gets his head cut off.
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:14, archived)

fucking hell, spoilers!

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:15, archived)

is that going to be the name of Fast and the Furious 7?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

*officelol*

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

:D

(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:19, archived)

That's 120 minutes you can use for something else, now.

(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

good will troll hunting
sean helps will unlock his potential as the greatest troll hunter in all of norway.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

Enter the Dragon's Den
Business tycoons get their shit fucked up by a hard-as-nails eastern gentleman, after they tell him his idea is rubbish.
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:28, archived)

Lord of the Ring
Gandalf watches a video
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:32, archived)

Gonzo with the wind

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:12, archived)

The Quick And The Bedsittingroom.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:15, archived)

Captain American Pie
The army creates a genetically enhanced pie. Then they fuck it on a table.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18, archived)

what about the nazis?

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:20, archived)

Hitler hated pies
Common knowledge
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:21, archived)

black swan down
nina sayers must save a group of marines caught under fire in mogadishu. will she be able to unleash her inner black swan?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:23, archived)

battlesparticus galactica

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:27, archived)

inglorious buster
phil collins scalps some nazis.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:26, archived)

uncle buck rogers in the 25th century
can buck win the respect of wilma an twiki and will it help turn his life around?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:29, archived)

The Breakfast Fight Club
Emilio Estevez and Judd Nelson turn out to be the same person
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:31, archived)

LOL!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:35, archived)

Driving Miss Days Of Thunder.
A racist old lady sits in the back of a stock car telling Morgan Freeman how to drive it to victory. But will Morgan's attitude get him in trouble with his team. Who are also racist old ladies.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:39, archived)

The Good Charlotte, the Bad Brains and the Ugly Kid Joe.
... *shrugs* ...
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

the last kiss kiss bang bang
a whiney little gaybo gets caught up in a murder mystery but can he shrug off the stigma of scrubs?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

The Long Kiss Good Friday
Bob Hoskins shits the mafia, then when he wipes remembers that he used to be a CIA assassin
(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:47, archived)

raging bullitt
jake la motta fights a car
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:37, archived)

resevoir dog soldiers
a gang attemps to rob a post office in the scottish highlands and are chased down by warewolves.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:40, archived)

wherewolves?
wearwolves?
wairwolves?
wirewools.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:50, archived)

I don't know anymore :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:51, archived)

We'rewolves

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:58, archived)

jurassic south park
kenny gets eaten by a dinosaur.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:43, archived)

the ten commitments
an irish sould band breaks free from slavery.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:48, archived)

Oh brother where art thousand island dressing?
An otherwise perfect greek family party in a south american prison during the depression is ruined when the eldest son forgets to bring all the required condiments.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:52, archived)

ben hurt locker
judah must defuse a bomb in the colosseum
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:51, archived)

green lantern mile
hal jordan is sentanced to death but can his mysterious powers save him?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:54, archived)

Iron Lady
maggie dons power armour and fights an ironclad arthur scargill
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:58, archived)

Top Gear
clakson and co go to fighter pilot school but can they save the free world?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:00, archived)

cool runnings man
the jamaican bobsled team must survive in a brutal tv gameshow.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:02, archived)

Sanka, ya dead mon?
Sanka?....Sanka?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:06, archived)

forbiddenplanet.com/87948-assassins-creed-roleplay-gauntlet-ezio-auditore-da-firenze/
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:14, archived)

lets do some cosplay!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:22, archived)

ghostbusters
can peter venkman and the gang rid molly jensen of her troublesome spectre?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:17, archived)

One of our dinosaurs is psycho!
Richard Attenborough builds a giant psychiatric hospital for mentally disturbed dinosaurs but disaster ensues after the nurses forget to give a schizophrenic t-rex his daily dose of olanzapine.
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:24, archived)

Frost Vs Predator

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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:26, archived)

the godfather of the bride
hilarious mafia japes at a wedding.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:27, archived)

The King Kong's Speech

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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:29, archived)

kramer vs kramer
dustin hoffman fights michael richards for the custody of their son.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:30, archived)

with madcap results!

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:49, archived)

Godfather of the Bride

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magnum, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:36, archived)

hey, only 11 minutes late

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magnum, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:42, archived)

we could be brothers!!!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:53, archived)

Enemy of the State at the Gates

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magnum, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:38, archived)

Master and Commander in Chief

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magnum, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:39, archived)

Down and Out in Beverley Hills Cop
Eddie Murphy fucks a transgender tramp
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 12:51, archived)

No, that was Shrek 4

(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Tue 15 May 2012, 13:03, archived)

Let's ignore that prick.
Film mash up ideas?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

that Narnia bitch getting it up the poo hole
from Mister Tumnus
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

arsenic and old matrix.
Abby and Martha attempt to poison Trinity but can Neo save her?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:53, archived)

Woah! Less of the AWESOME ideas, mmps.
This is /talk. Not somewhere good.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:57, archived)

howard the duck terminator
howard must save sarah connor from the diabolical mechanical nightmare

better?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:04, archived)

Saved By The Hellboy
Zack and the gang get mixed up in some sort of inter-dimensional fracas with monsters. Mr.Belding is nearby for some reason and Screech is his assistant.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:06, archived)

flight of the avatar
can david freeman save the na'vi from destruction?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:10, archived)

saving private benjamin
can captain miller and his squad save judy from an unhappy marriage?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:14, archived)

Brilliant

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:17, archived)

XXX-Files
Vin Diesel reckons that something funny's going on, but no one believes him, so he goes looking on his own and finds out he was right. Every week.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:54, archived)

Chronicles of Quidditch
Vin Diesel goes to Hogwarts for some reason.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)

The Fast and the Furious Case of Benjamin Button
Vin Diesel gets younger while driving cars very quickly for reasons that are no longer clear.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

is this porn? do you have a link for mongy?

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:55, archived)

the silence of the plank
roy castle, eric sykes and jodie foster star in this eerie comedy.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

bored of that now
yeah, I got nothing, sorry

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

so much better than the last thread

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

There's no need to be so upset Frank
We're all friends here
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:47, archived)

the BEST of friends

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:58, archived)

I just hope he's ok Balders
I couldn't stand it if he killed himself
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:59, archived)

Help me find this website
You're all nice people, you'll help me out wont you?

I'm trying to recall a website that I'm sure was featured on b3ta before. It's run by a man who, among other things, likes to photoshop pictures of his friend by altering his mouth so it looks like he's showing his teeth. He then posts them on Facebook, which angers his friend = funny.

I can't for the life of me remember what the website is called, but it's definately on the Internet somewhere, so that's where I've been looking.

Any nuggets of help? I'll draw a picture of a smiley face as a reward for information leading to its discovery. X
(mr_lizard13, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:44, archived)

that sounds shit, you are shit, fuck off

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

I think I know just the one you mean
NSFW
www.veronicamoser.com/
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Lord Gnome, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

Is it this?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

I think it was something to do with molesting children.
so, you're a paedo then
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:46, archived)

www.kineticnorth.com/TheGutter/BenjaminBunny/Default.aspx
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:47, archived)

lololol

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:48, archived)

Gaswank?

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:49, archived)

gaswank

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

This is fucking wonderful

(84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Thu 17 May 2012, 21:12, archived)

bored of that now
you know that feeling when you are at the circus and it is all a bit shit but the clowns come on and you laugh a bit and feel happy anyway, what's your happy time?

alt: *hugs*
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

oops

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mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

Playing guitar
When you can play guitar everything else is just gravy.

Oh, and being really, REALLY drunk.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

I'm fucking hungry

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:40, archived)

do you mean that fat bird, hungry helen?

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:49, archived)

Oh man
She's as fat as she is hungry
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:50, archived)

Everyone's Hendrix
When they're really drunk.
(betsy Eat the rich., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:37, archived)

what the hell is wrong with you? are you having a breakdown?

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:39, archived)

*makes the tea*
Here...get that down you.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:40, archived)

i'm scared

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:41, archived)

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:41, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/0fcb2734f07769c5925f/trifle.jpg
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:43, archived)

Fuck yeah.
I might buy a trifle on the way home. A big one. And eat the lot to myself.
Yeah, it'll be a supermarket made one, but a supermarket trifle is better than no trifle.
Trifle is fucking braw.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:44, archived)

damn right, trifle is da bomb!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:47, archived)

my ballbag is fat but the doctor says the special clinic will cure me

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Lord Gnome, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:44, archived)

bored of that now
So yeah, you know when you just move your head a bit and you feel a lump of earwax dislodge itself and you're about to pick it out and have a good look at it but it's too late because it's dropped on the floor, well what do you hate most about dogs?

alt: hello

pricks
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:33, archived)

shit question

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mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:35, archived)

Big ones smell. I'd have one otherwise.
Cleaning your ears out with cotton buds is bad, m'kay
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:35, archived)

You sound upset
What's happened Francis? Is it Bollocks Parrot?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:36, archived)

I just missed out on some quality earwax time

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:44, archived)

When you bend over to pick the earwax up
the dog sticks it's snout up your arse.
(betsy Eat the rich., Tue 15 May 2012, 10:36, archived)

What?

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

That's what I hate
about dogs.
(betsy Eat the rich., Tue 15 May 2012, 10:51, archived)

alright Friz

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mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

God, what an ignoramus

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:44, archived)

I'm deeply hurt by this :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:44, archived)

it is snout

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:44, archived)

Baldmonkey is killing this place
So, making any large purchases this year? Going on holiday perhaps?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:56, archived)

buying a car with my redundancy money
if I get the job after the second interview tomorrow.

Does that count?

I'ma get me a BEETLE.
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mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:57, archived)

nice car

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:08, archived)

fat ballbag

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mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

Hey, mr horrid, how many eskimos does it take to change a light bulb?

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:26, archived)

shit question

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:27, archived)

nice mod

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:32, archived)

POLAR BEAR!!!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:27, archived)

nice bear

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:33, archived)

what's with all the michael goveing?
need a hug?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

Yes. Yes I do.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

aww, he just wants some love! hugz*
*warning: actual hug may cause anal bleeding
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

i bought a festival ticket, that was £160
might buy a wii u before the end of the year depending on how good it looks and what it costs, etc
otherwise, not really.

how about you?
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:59, archived)

nice console

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, archived)

well dude, we just don't know

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

you might not. but i do. nice consol and only a prick would not consider buying one

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:15, archived)

i played mariokart 7 on the 3DS the other day against people in canda, america, japan and aus
i won the first race but then they raped me and i stopped playing

cunts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

I'm giving in on Nintendo hand held consoles.
They seem to bring out a different version every month.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:17, archived)

bit of an exaggeration, but you're right they probably did one a year with the DS
DS Lite, DSi, DSi XL, 3DS
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

You might be right on this Balders
Every other console (not including handhelds) seems to be really brilliant.
NES (great) Super NES (ok) N64 (phenomenal) Game Cube (less so) Wii (Groundbreaking)
Wii U....remains to be seen.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

nice opinions

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:22, archived)

It's all going on decorating this year it seems
The dining room is getting plastered this weekend, so give it another couple of weeks and I might feel a party coming on. It's about time I think.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

nice house

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

YOUN ARE
Nah, it's starting to look awesome. Worth the effort.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:19, archived)

I AM SAVING THIS TYPE OF CONVERSATION FOR MY HAIRDRESSER
new topic, please
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:59, archived)

nice hair

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, archived)

i really do
i let my gf's friend who is a hairdresser do it and one side is lower than the other and it's longer and made my head look round

getting it fixed this week, silly cow
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

You ungrateful prick
/ac
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

what are you, the taxman?

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:05, archived)

nice levy

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, archived)

barrington's brother

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:10, archived)

JESUS
I'm collecting information that I can sell to market research companies. What is that, A CRIME OR SOMETHING??
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:15, archived)

nice market research

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

I just bought some beef monster munch
gonna save it for a special occasion
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:06, archived)

woah
i bought a multipack a few weeks back, but it was all pickled onion, i thought it would be a mix but it wasn't. i've got nothing against pickled onion, but i wanted a variety

i'm over it now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:08, archived)

I'd kill for a multipack of crisps :'(
I'd din't realise you were a toff Q.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:10, archived)

hey man, i've got 2 choppers in my yard and a whole mountain of orange kitkats
i'm happy to share the wealth
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:11, archived)

I could help you cut some trees down!
LOL
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

not that kind of chopper

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:17, archived)

oh wow! we can totally cruise down to the shops and do some bunny hops!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

yea boi, forks like a freaking farmer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:21, archived)

imma gonna spend my pocket money on a double dip and 10p mix
recognize!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:24, archived)

nice crisps

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:09, archived)

Too far, bandmonkey!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:11, archived)

woah there, say what you like about me but leave the crisps alone!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

Like a wedding maybe?
Do I hear wedding bells?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

*blushes*

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:21, archived)

might get a new spomb

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:12, archived)

nice bait launching thing

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

a what now? spoon you can comb your hair with?

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spesh, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:14, archived)

oh come on
it's obviously a composite word from spod and bomb. even i worked that much out. doesn't take much thought to figure out it probably launches spods.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

If I get picked I'm getting my tattoo at the end of the year
otherwise, no.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

nice body mutilation

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

Picked for what?
And what sort of tattoo?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:21, archived)

Well the artist I want to get it from is very good, she has a long waiting list
but she's at the Tattoo Covention in September, taking slots for that. She has a form to submit ideas for tattoos, she picks the ones she wants to do and ou get done at the convention. I want a big snarly wolf on my left arm.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:23, archived)

nice convention
nice limb
nice animal
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:25, archived)

Ah, I see
Well fingers crossed then!
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:29, archived)

Go to the zoo
waving a bacon batch
(betsy Eat the rich., Tue 15 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

I might buy some solid gold pants

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:18, archived)

shit pants

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mr horrible prick wanker, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:19, archived)

Always with the negativity.
Tsk.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:23, archived)

I left a comment on your prick blog for pricks

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:30, archived)

So are your tits.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:32, archived)

Oh man, now you're talking

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:22, archived)

Christ.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:24, archived)

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:29, archived)

Money's a bit tight
Depending on how things go over the next few months, I may not be going away for my birthday :(
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:33, archived)

shit person

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:34, archived)

Shit father-figure

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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:36, archived)

Here, try this on for size:
b3ta.com/links/793521
Alt: food war pun thread. full metal jacket potato. AK57 etc.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:52, archived)

oh man, another thing I've missed out on :'(

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

NERF!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:56, archived)

the charge of the philidelphia light brigade

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:57, archived)

the dairy dozen

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:06, archived)

the american war of in-deep-pan-dence.

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:38, archived)

battle of the herrings

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:39, archived)

battle of patay

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:39, archived)

you all suck.

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:43, archived)

Woah
Even me?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:45, archived)

the Gratin War (14-18)

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:56, archived)

The French Egg-olution.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:59, archived)

armegged personegg carriegg

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 10:02, archived)

*points*
huh... buh... suh... it's YOU!
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:41, archived)

arh man i was tring to think of one for that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:46, archived)

Tench warfare.
(Can you eat tench?)
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:57, archived)

Griller Warfare

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:59, archived)

I like the sets
It's like you're in a real house
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:57, archived)

Dunwel

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:57, archived)

How did you find the bass?
I looked around and there it was!
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:59, archived)

bassy
i did say yesterday but you were rude and ignored me
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:01, archived)

You said thanks, but you didn't say how it was
It was cheap because the body's a little damaged, but I think it plays really well.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:03, archived)

It made bassy noises. I was pleased with the noises it made.
You know very well that I have no idea what the difference between one guitar and the next is. Stop bullying me.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:07, archived)

Surely you can feel the difference between the neck on that one and the Encore?
No? FINE. FORGET IT THEN.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:09, archived)

I'll not lie to you, Two Hats; DJ Mattius Prime did most of the bass playing.
I don't think I've played it at all yet.
I might tonight.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:11, archived)

Fuck's sake

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:11, archived)

I've got a photo of a dead Goldfinch
Do you want it for your prick blog for pricks?
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:12, archived)

No.
Can't you fucking post it as a reply or some cunt
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:13, archived)

I've no idea, can I?
Alright, I'll try that
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:14, archived)

Fuck off.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:15, archived)

You ungrateful prick
Your blog is actually not bad. I showed someone the other day and they "liked" it.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:16, archived)

It's annoying that a blog intended to be quite boring is proving to be the most popular one I ever dun.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:24, archived)

it IS better than most of your usual shit

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:26, archived)

Go fuck a starfish, shitmod.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:27, archived)

chocolate?

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:28, archived)

racist

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:29, archived)

modist

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:34, archived)

i agree with rch rupaul, birds appear to be your thing

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:30, archived)

Yowzers.
Nice one.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:35, archived)

haha, i like your sig

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:03, archived)

:D
I sent Mrs Hats the Amazon link and she showed me some of the reviews. Great stuff.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:04, archived)

after she bought one, i assume

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:06, archived)

Haha
God only knows what she'd spell out with it. She once called me a cunt via the medium of Alphabites.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:08, archived)

pfft

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:10, archived)

it doesn't fit

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:59, archived)

a nerf gunfight does look like fun though

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:03, archived)

Not as much fun as something I just thought of
Alright Manolith
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:03, archived)

i can think of something WAY funner than anything you can think of

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:07, archived)

I dunno man...this is pretty good

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:09, archived)

says you!

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:21, archived)

That's what your mum said.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:26, archived)

probably, not to you though
yours would fit though the eye of a needle
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:28, archived)

the dancing is out of time with the music.

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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 15 May 2012, 9:00, archived)

no fucking idea what they're doing pigster, it's a disgrace!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:02, archived)

I'm gonna complain.

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Windy Pig is a stupid cunt., Tue 15 May 2012, 9:08, archived)

you totally should!

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:14, archived)

Cridolmea

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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:03, archived)

Somme Frites

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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:03, archived)

Roly Gallipoli

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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:03, archived)

war is hellman's

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:03, archived)

cry havoc and let slip the hotdogs of war

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:06, archived)

hamburger hill

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:09, archived)

A horseradish! A horseradish! My kingdom for a horseradish!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:14, archived)

Where Eagles Pear

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:04, archived)

The Sandwiches of Eastwick

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:10, archived)

all quorn on the western front.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:15, archived)

Hagen Das Boot

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:17, archived)

hamburger hill

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:18, archived)

the thin red lime

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:18, archived)

saving private ryvita

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:19, archived)

the guns of toblerone.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:20, archived)

bridge over the river kiwi

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:20, archived)

private benJAMin

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:22, archived)

the dessert rats

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:24, archived)

ice tea cold in alex

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:26, archived)

too slow, fatty

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:20, archived)

fuck you hound botherer

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:21, archived)

show some respect, son

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:27, archived)

respect is earned and you've got a lot of work to do.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:30, archived)

no i don't
otherwise i wouldn't be here
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:34, archived)

boo-hiss

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:34, archived)

what's up with you?

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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:45, archived)

The Napoleonic Smores

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:19, archived)

HMS Warriorange

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:23, archived)

HMS Victoryia Sponge

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:25, archived)

Siegfried lion bar

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:28, archived)

War Horse

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:21, archived)

That looks like you had fun. I hate fun.
Alt: I dunno, ApoCallippo Now or something
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:22, archived)

probably why you do extreme frisbee.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:23, archived)

I call "bullshit" on the "extreme" "bit".
i also call bullshit on the ultimate bit
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:25, archived)

At least get it right you porrigewog
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:26, archived)

oh well, it doesn't seem like a complete waste of time for adults to chase a child's toy when you replace extreme with ultimate

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:29, archived)

See? It's just that one little word that makes all the difference.
I don't go around calling it just 'Ultimate' though, like a sad act. Just plain ol' Frisbee for me.
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:36, archived)

Fuck off and die

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:29, archived)

The Luc-crusades

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:33, archived)

The roast boar war

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:38, archived)

Vietlamb

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:32, archived)

The War Of The Rosemarys

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:33, archived)

Tarragon in Sixty Seconds

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:35, archived)

Bun Fight At The OK Corral.
/goodies
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:36, archived)

General Custard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:32, archived)

the battle of little big corn

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:35, archived)

Churo-onimo!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:36, archived)

REMEMBER THE ALE IMO

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:40, archived)

I like circles.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:37, archived)

They HATE you

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:39, archived)

I might go poop.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:39, archived)

Cool

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:40, archived)

he's having a shit now, isn't he?
why did he have to say, it's all I can think about now.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:45, archived)

He's killing this place

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:49, archived)

This office has turned into a football office.
I don't like it.
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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

if you can't join in because of the gout, offer to keep score.
there's plenty of ways to feel involved MONO!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:51, archived)

I was once trapped between two scottish blokes in my office
One was Rangers, the other Celtic. They wittered on like broken Furbies all fucking day.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

blah blah blah man u blah blah blah blah blah city blah blah blah bollocks
I might just quit.
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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 9:00, archived)

that's handy cause you're round. LOLOLOLOLOL
I'M CALLING YOU FAT!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:39, archived)

round like a circle in a spiral like an ever spinning wheel, like the circles that you find, you fat ballbag

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:44, archived)

That "you fat ballbag" thing that MONO came up with has really caught on.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:51, archived)

and how

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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:51, archived)

Grate!

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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:46, archived)

How many circular things can you think of?
alt: what's the most evil thing, in your opinion, about a rubik's cube?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

I heard that janet is so stupid she went to the dock, left and was angry that her nettle sting still hurt.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

I heard that janet is so stupid that she tried to make her car go faster by pressing a review of microsoft's famous spreadsheet.
(excel-rater sounds a bit like accelerator)
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

i heard that janet is so stupid she tried to make a sandwich using VHS recordings of the 1980s sitcom called Bread.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

i heard that janet is so stupid that when she wanted to lose weight she went round gonzo's house and dunked him in indelible ink.
(because dye yid sounds a bit like diet)
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:30, archived)

I heard that janet is so stupid that when she was trying to make a bacon roll she rolled up some bacon into a ball and rolled it along the ground.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:31, archived)

i heard that janet is so stupid she once shat herself and didn't change her adult nappy for eight days

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:33, archived)

i heard that janet is so stupid that she thinks a pterodactyl is type of flying dinosaur

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

bet MONO! gets stuck on this one.

    ___ ___ ___
   /___/___/___/|
  /___/___/___/||
 /___/___/__ /|/|
|   |   |   | /||
|___|___|___|/|/|
|   |   |   | /||
|___|___|___|/|/
|   |   |   | /
|___|___|___|/

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

That's not a cube.

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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

correct, it's a drawing.

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:35, archived)

I don't have children.
What was your point?
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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:36, archived)

Theme parks are only for children.
Only children are allowed to smile.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:37, archived)

you spend a lot of time at theme parks for an adult with no kids.
that's all, shesh, PARANOID!
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:37, archived)

what?

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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:47, archived)

personally I'm not that fond of theme parks.
if there was one near I might go to it a lot because I have a kid.
see?
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

I like going.
I don't have a kids.
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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

Here we go again
The most evil thing about the Rubik's Cube...Imma pray on that.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:30, archived)

well, what did God say???

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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

He told me that an artist named 'Evil Wombat' has recorded a song called 'Rubik's Cube Love Song'
But nothing about the cube being specifically evil. I think Baldmonkey (yet again) might be wrong.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:37, archived)

ugh, again?
fucking hell.
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mark morrisons prison shoes like a metrosexual bellend or something, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:38, archived)

I know

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:39, archived)

MorningTwo Cubes

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MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

Cubo

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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:38, archived)

18.

(motsy kingslayer, noble, patient, ambassador, and more, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:30, archived)

Pervert.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:31, archived)

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