1 - football
2 - have you changed anything in that?
3 - if you have I apologise
4 - if you haven't kindly link the picture and read the FAQ (link at top of the page)
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3 - if you have I apologise
4 - if you haven't kindly link the picture and read the FAQ (link at top of the page)
Roxy you rock!
It's chopped staring the same bloke from this chopped pic, he is famous, known as Droid, and this is the infamous Droid gag pic, its on nearly a hundred chopped gags on the net.
And this site rocks, trying to show it to all my friends... keep it up!
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And this site rocks, trying to show it to all my friends... keep it up!
i'm a geordie
who doesn't like football
therefore i'm a weirdo eek
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:02,
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therefore i'm a weirdo eek
most geordies don't like football
they support newcastle united
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:04,
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hmmm
strangely i take that as an insult, even though i don't follow football.
fecking mackems
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:13,
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fecking mackems
I just made an incredible discovery, important for all avenues of sciene forever more.
The equation for sirsandgoblin's hair.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:52,
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I'm going to Leeds.
Everyone from Leeds is heading to Manchester, it's part of the great B3tan city swap
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:52,
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no
it's sort of like an exchangeship, we're already loaded into the Tuba's
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:55,
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oh dear lord i havn't heard that said in ages
woo shoppage though
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:37,
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pubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpub
pubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpub
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:43,
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have you posted a shop yet?
i'm waiting to see what you come up with
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:35,
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i havent got anything
to shop anything with yet!! I cant find anything and i cant afford photoshop and i didnt understand the gimp thing
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:37,
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yeeah but i cant really do it like that :)
ill have a go hang on
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:40,
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Yup,
those hidden image with in image piccies don't work either.
And i'm getting bloody irritated by having to wait until the entire page is loaded before scrollling or be forced repeatedly back to my last post. Argghh!!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:05,
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And i'm getting bloody irritated by having to wait until the entire page is loaded before scrollling or be forced repeatedly back to my last post. Argghh!!
i have done two before though
weeks and weeks ago maybe you can view them somehow?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:38,
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they werent on my computer
i did that on my boyfriends computer
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:41,
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only...
...if it had strong bars and the bananas were kept on the inside!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:35,
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Oh the blendage is superb as ever.
What's the gorillabird eating anyway?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:35,
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the orange pill
i don't remember that bein an optionbut whatcha gonna do
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:36,
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it'll be whoever is closest to me when i flip out.
and nobody will know when that happens.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:29,
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hmmmm....smith
you know, i liked the last matrix. It wasnt as good as the first but by heck it was better than the second. More tension i thought.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:29,
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the second one had but one redeeming feature
the os the flight controllers used in zion
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:30,
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i saw parts 1 and 3
but not 2. i didn't understand the story, but it was great action.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:32,
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I saw 1 liked it at the time couldn't get into it on video/dvd
saw 2 and wanted to vomit my own eyes out with boredom and disgust
I don't think I'll bother with 3
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:34,
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I don't think I'll bother with 3
i thought it was very funny.
at several instances, the whole audience started laughing.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:30,
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were they
meant to start laughing?
Jonathan Ross said that had 2 and 3 been cut and put together they'd have made 1 very good film
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:32,
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Jonathan Ross said that had 2 and 3 been cut and put together they'd have made 1 very good film
nope.
it was meant to be the most tragic scene.
but it was hillarious.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:33,
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but it was hillarious.
no i won't
i went veg because i felt it was the right thing to do, and i can't see any reason why i should need to explain my own moral decisions that only concerns me.
now eat your cold pizza and keep quiet.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:36,
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now eat your cold pizza and keep quiet.
you don't have to justify yourself. just wanted to use this. vegetarianism is a good thing. i just can't live without sausages.
i've been effectively vegetarian for the last few weeks anyway
that pizza was my first taste of meat in a month. and it was shit.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:40,
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i live on top of a pizzeria
unfortunatley i haven't managed to get knowing the owners, if i did i maybe could have free pizza sometimes
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:46,
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you don't have to eat it
just...put him in a pie...just for shits and giggles
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:31,
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nah
he was typecasted for the Matrix but was turned down when they decided to not make a fable
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:37,
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Captain Caaaaaavvvvvveeeemannnnnnnnn!
Oh that takes me back a bit.
w, y, h
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:26,
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w, y, h
Bond's new protection
Religious back-up. He couldn't do without sister Flora
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:20,
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Religious back-up. He couldn't do without sister Flora
Arf !!
Threadjack: Anyone got any tips for cuts, I have loads, my lips are shredded and so are my hands. Don't cut sticky-take with your mouth if your going to be moving.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:24,
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Threadjack: Anyone got any tips for cuts, I have loads, my lips are shredded and so are my hands. Don't cut sticky-take with your mouth if your going to be moving.
i found that out taping up pallets in a water bottling factory
cammomile lotion i think was the stuff i used
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:26,
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Photoshop a wine bottle and call it
Man with the Blue Nun (doh! - giving ideas away, just not done)
woo pic
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:25,
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woo pic
wasn't it you telling
people off for self deprecating descriptions yesterday? or was it kitty meow meow
edit: hang about i just remember the zoom in opera... erm... i see what it is but it still makes no sense... have a proper woo though
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:23,
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edit: hang about i just remember the zoom in opera... erm... i see what it is but it still makes no sense... have a proper woo though
that is fabulous advice
thank you
it's right up there with 'Duck and Cover'
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:11,
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it's right up there with 'Duck and Cover'
Don't crap in your own backyard.
unless you have an outdoor privvy
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:13,
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don't bet on the horses
it's a mugs game
100% of actual tip given to me by a customer when I was a waitress
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:15,
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100% of actual tip given to me by a customer when I was a waitress
Oh I bet you hear that one soooo many times
can you actually get away with murdering a customer when they make rubbish repetative jokes?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:17,
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i used to work in a macdonalds
a customer offered to give me a tip, i told them to fuck off
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:17,
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nope skivvy
but the manager was out the back having a smoke at the time
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:20,
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They have to it's in the McDonald's rule book
1. always be surly
2. spit in the milkshake
3. ensure the apple turnover is as hot at Mount Etna just before serving
4. smoke often and everywhere
5. reheat yesterdays burgers for resale, or reheat them for the next day.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:23,
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2. spit in the milkshake
3. ensure the apple turnover is as hot at Mount Etna just before serving
4. smoke often and everywhere
5. reheat yesterdays burgers for resale, or reheat them for the next day.
hahaha
What did customer do when told to fuck off by a Johnny No Stars?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:23,
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erm... as i remember shouted cunt at me and walked off
he was drunk and irish
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:27,
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It was actually the first time
any of them had said that to me, most of the people I waited on were stuck up and only spoke to me to get them some more drinks
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:19,
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Oh I hate such places
doesn't cost anything to be nice to the waiter/waiteress
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:20,
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spoonguard eyes?
i am confuzzled:S . I searched on google for silly eyes and i got them.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:12,
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spoonguard
is a real treat.
edit: ban spoonguard is also a treat.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:16,
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edit: ban spoonguard is also a treat.
second blessed time today.
I see your Blessed and add a Bellamy
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:25,
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there's an edit button you know
and that's well.
would you like a gold star?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:09,
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would you like a gold star?
"please only drive in a clockwise
direction and remember, they are called dodgems and not bumper cars"
butlins speil
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:07,
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butlins speil
Where i come from
they ARE called bumper cars!!!
Bloody painful though
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:35,
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Bloody painful though
TJ: consumption junction
stole this from here?
link
NSFW cos of banner ads
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:08,
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link
NSFW cos of banner ads
I don't know
I've not seen it beofre, but then again i'm not always here
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:10,
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awww
poor you! You should tart yourself out at a b3ta bash to raise cash for broadband (c;
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:26,
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it's not b3tan
you have to remember we're just one of squillions of sites, and some people out there make this stuff for personal amusement too
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:27,
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<img src="URL of pic">
try again
read the FAQ as well
:)
and probably because you're on dial up
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:03,
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read the FAQ as well
:)
and probably because you're on dial up
your just a nympho arn't you
you naughty man you!
Congratulations :)
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:08,
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Congratulations :)
aww
congratumalations, you're just a reproducing machine aren't you!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:08,
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tip top
would you like another compilation
I've been working on a a good un
Can't find your address, send me an email, mines in my profile
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:18,
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I've been working on a a good un
Can't find your address, send me an email, mines in my profile
oooh cool
the other one was stolen with my CD player. Fact.
koi_grr at yahoo dot com
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:22,
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koi_grr at yahoo dot com
blimey
thank god I'm not like that
in fact I'm not a very hairy bear
I'm a bare bear
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:19,
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in fact I'm not a very hairy bear
I'm a bare bear
faq: its atthe top of the page, read it
<img src="www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~5AAAAAnAAGulrbNgzWdpeTg5Bhbvoat5FeY0FG3mCSmtBf2E5koOo9kQ$$~5AAAAAoAAG2eNvOiIwEN*DsRDWeG93VWdC3x0GEY2vnGU$"> is what you're looking for
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:04,
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crikey!
that's an odd picture! you haven't used the right URL from msn though so you won't be able to put it into an img tag. have a read of this for some help
groups.msn.com/spoonywoony/general.msnw?action=get_message&mview=1&ID_Message=14
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:05,
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groups.msn.com/spoonywoony/general.msnw?action=get_message&mview=1&ID_Message=14
afraid
so...but its only down the bottom of the page so ya dont have to go far...its pretty local.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58,
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i got home to find my pizza had slid to the end of the box
leaving a graphically bloody trail across the lid.
by the time i got to eating it, it was cold.
one of those thing's that amusingly depressing.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:59,
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by the time i got to eating it, it was cold.
one of those thing's that amusingly depressing.
Diana and Pizza
Only ever found in the same sentance as Toilet, Fingers and Throat
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57,
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The Prince Charles pizza
is even less appetising (but it gets eaten alot at the palace)
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:00,
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is
that the one where ya if ya end up eating it you dont know which way to turn ?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:00,
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the prince charles pizza is incredibly hot
so it hurts both ends.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:02,
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Beautiful stuff
It's all in the timing...
Although the Flash version shows a vast window of random characters for me....
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56,
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Although the Flash version shows a vast window of random characters for me....
ta...
and bugger... what browser are you using? if it's ie i'll just give up now and take the link away! i was just miffed at how big the gif was (file size wise) even when made so diddy...
edit: damn... checked it in ie and doesn't work so bugger it... crappy browser... mumble grumble...
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:03,
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edit: damn... checked it in ie and doesn't work so bugger it... crappy browser... mumble grumble...
ha haa!
is that matsimpsk inside it?
edit: i ought to check title text, etc. before posting :)
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57,
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edit: i ought to check title text, etc. before posting :)
it is...
he is credited in the title text :)
edit: should refresh before replying!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:00,
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edit: should refresh before replying!
nah i'm too painfully unfit
i'll just rely on my powers of disguise
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57,
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they'd have the last laugh though
if their house were to suddenly topple over on its side.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:05,
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hahaha!
i was having an innocent giggle at them and now you've made them all smutty :)
well done
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:04,
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well done
My God!
And just barely out of Special School.
Feel proud little girl.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:51,
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Feel proud little girl.
Apparently (see profile) she is a girl
and she likes boys
and is very special indeed. Blem.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53,
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and is very special indeed. Blem.
In the interests of preparedness,
I suggest our next challenge to be anti-troll images. That way we can all make the board awash with woo-some images the next time one turns up :)
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57,
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Too much effort to waste on trolls
It just encourages them you know. They like the attention.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58,
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i'd like to be just starting
The Amber Spyglass again. I'd like to be able to erase those three books from my memory so that i could have the pleasure of reading them afresh.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52,
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ooh me too!
luckily for me i have a crap memory!
but not enough to erase the bit where they chat on the bench .... sniff!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56,
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but not enough to erase the bit where they chat on the bench .... sniff!
You have to read
Northern Lights and then The Subtle Knife first though, or it'll be crap, well, maybe not crap, but certainly not as good.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:05,
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'kay.
I'm still trying to find time to go through the rest of the backlog of books i've been meaning to read...
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:07,
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I've got a really strong one kept outside
when i was 15 i stuck it to a filing cabinet in school, I couldn't pull it off without putting my foot on the cabinet and using my legs to force t away.
I wasnt allowed to bring it in the house anymore when it wiped my mothers credit card so it wouldn't work.
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:21,
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I wasnt allowed to bring it in the house anymore when it wiped my mothers credit card so it wouldn't work.
Fantastic stuff
thank you!
I wonder if it's lost any of it's strength in teh past few years
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:26,
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I wonder if it's lost any of it's strength in teh past few years
Yay for that link!
I've just bout $80 worth of magnets! Fun fun fun!
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:53,
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Put it away!
And are these piercing going to be ring, or something that won't catch on anything and therefore allow you to avoid intense agony?
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53,
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Yeah.
But on the whole, unless you hit anything imortant or it gets infected, you should be alright. And somehow I doubt you'll be breast feeding... :D
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:06,
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[pointless goatse reference]
look what this guy can do with his arse!
no.
[/pointless goatse reference]
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Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56,
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no.
[/pointless goatse reference]
i've decided i like rugby again and am retaking it up
on wenesday
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