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(PureCarnage, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

1 - football
2 - have you changed anything in that?
3 - if you have I apologise
4 - if you haven't kindly link the picture and read the FAQ (link at top of the page)
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

i think it may be the head
and since this is a case where you might not have noticed a picture being changed, i'll post this again to rub it in :P

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Mushroom, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

omg!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

have you not spotted my change either
or are you just making a point? ;)
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Mushroom, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

I didn't spot your change
sorry.
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mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

the.
fear.
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fassit, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

i've seen it now! :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)

A pint of kitty please...

(Whoopie the slug, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

ha ha
if you read point number 3 you'll see I have apologised if i'm wrong :p
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

argh!
the fear!!
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fassit, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

Roxy you rock!
It's chopped staring the same bloke from this chopped pic, he is famous, known as Droid, and this is the infamous Droid gag pic, its on nearly a hundred chopped gags on the net.

And this site rocks, trying to show it to all my friends... keep it up!
(PureCarnage, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

football.
It's a very nice picture though.
(checkers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

football.

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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

yes, i really was that bored.
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

post it on eggburger
mainly because he is proberbly from there
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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

is he from the fucking moon?

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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

no
only people i like are allowed up here
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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

football
you idiot
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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

football
we don't like football much round here do we?
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fassit, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

i do
but football is generally not very funny.
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mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

i'm a geordie
who doesn't like football

therefore i'm a weirdo eek
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fassit, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)

most geordies don't like football
they support newcastle united
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)

*slap*

Sulks
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Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

mwahahahahahaha

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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

hmmm
strangely i take that as an insult, even though i don't follow football.

fecking mackems
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fassit, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

I just made an incredible discovery, important for all avenues of sciene forever more.
The equation for sirsandgoblin's hair.

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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

Wrong colour
Surely.
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Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

thermal.
it's warm where his head is.
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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

They called me the wild rose, but my name was Eliza Day, why they called me it I do not know, 'cos my name was Eliza Day

100% my cheesy grin
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

mwoahahaaaa
i'll send my hare to eat it!

woo!
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edovan http://www.edovan.net, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

I love
that
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

:-)
woo!
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

cute!!!
i like
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

yay!
not attending the bash again?

shame on you! :P
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fassit, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

I'm going to Leeds.
Everyone from Leeds is heading to Manchester, it's part of the great B3tan city swap
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

is it enforced?
i'd rather keep my city
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fassit, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

no
it's sort of like an exchangeship, we're already loaded into the Tuba's
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

ahhh
well thats ok, can i send CowJam back to Leeds then? :P
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fassit, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

yay.

/peroastpotato
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mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

I also love
that
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

ooh
that's pretty
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

hehe...
fab :)
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eclectech, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

'egads
its beautiful
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

(checkers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!1
baby!!
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

yay!
:)
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eclectech, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

Awwww
Petal.
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Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

The original was better
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Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

oh dear lord i havn't heard that said in ages
woo shoppage though
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

woo!
but ick for the word
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

dammit. i need to go ot the pub

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tef ‮fet, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

pubpubpubpubpubpub

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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

pubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpub
pubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpubpub
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tef ‮fet, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

how cute!
loving it
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

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Tedmus, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

awwwwwwwwwww!

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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

WOW
I like!!!!

Could I keep it in a cage?
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

have you posted a shop yet?
i'm waiting to see what you come up with
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

i havent got anything
to shop anything with yet!! I cant find anything and i cant afford photoshop and i didnt understand the gimp thing
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

mspaint?

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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

yeeah but i cant really do it like that :)
ill have a go hang on
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

people sometimes use paint
for the mashing of things
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

for example

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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

right you
are
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

it goes trippy when highlighted
still scary.
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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

it just looks like twilight
in mozilla
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

Yup,
those hidden image with in image piccies don't work either.

And i'm getting bloody irritated by having to wait until the entire page is loaded before scrollling or be forced repeatedly back to my last post. Argghh!!
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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

its far trippier when it dances
i reckon its made of lego
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

i have done two before though
weeks and weeks ago maybe you can view them somehow?
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

do you still have the pics?

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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

they werent on my computer
i did that on my boyfriends computer
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

ahhh
fine well get shopping
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

only...
...if it had strong bars and the bananas were kept on the inside!
(reefus-, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

oh now that IS perfect.
you've excelled yourself.
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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

'ello Darling.
Got any sunflower seeds?

Yes, that's a corker
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Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

oooh
wonderful
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

as awesome as ever
wooyay
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

ahhhhhh
Wooo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

Oh the blendage is superb as ever.
What's the gorillabird eating anyway?
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

the orange pill
i don't remember that bein an optionbut whatcha gonna do
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

it's
fuzzy
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

that is quite delightful...
woo :)
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eclectech, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

I want to
Pet it
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Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

feel free
just not heavily
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Tedmus, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

he's lovely
bet he'd keep the cats off the lawn!
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robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

You're a smashing fellow

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

wow
woo
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lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:26, archived)

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edovan http://www.edovan.net, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

um.
nice!
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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

oh
kill me kill me kill me
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

it'll be whoever is closest to me when i flip out.
and nobody will know when that happens.
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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

oh well
i'll be 75 miles away still
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

oooh
woo
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

Thoroughly, thoroughly
sickening.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

hmmmm....smith
you know, i liked the last matrix. It wasnt as good as the first but by heck it was better than the second. More tension i thought.
(glenbo Amagads, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

the second one had but one redeeming feature
the os the flight controllers used in zion
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

that's what I look
for in a quality film
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

i saw parts 1 and 3
but not 2. i didn't understand the story, but it was great action.
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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

I saw 1 liked it at the time couldn't get into it on video/dvd
saw 2 and wanted to vomit my own eyes out with boredom and disgust

I don't think I'll bother with 3
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

hell yes
it even beats that 3d unix thingy from jurassic park
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

I thought it was shit. Very shit.
Oh well.
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dogsbollocks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

i thought it was very funny.
at several instances, the whole audience started laughing.
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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:30, archived)

were they
meant to start laughing?
Jonathan Ross said that had 2 and 3 been cut and put together they'd have made 1 very good film
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

nope.
it was meant to be the most tragic scene.
but it was hillarious.
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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

HOw
lovely
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

tis a pretty
and rather chilled out hare...put him in a pie
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

no
i'm a vegetarian. but you could have it
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edovan http://www.edovan.net, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

vegetarians are liars.
prove me wrong.
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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

no i won't
i went veg because i felt it was the right thing to do, and i can't see any reason why i should need to explain my own moral decisions that only concerns me.

now eat your cold pizza and keep quiet.
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edovan http://www.edovan.net, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

you don't have to justify yourself. just wanted to use this. vegetarianism is a good thing. i just can't live without sausages.
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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

/hehe

there are great soy sausages. try them.
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edovan http://www.edovan.net, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

i've been effectively vegetarian for the last few weeks anyway
that pizza was my first taste of meat in a month. and it was shit.
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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

i live on top of a pizzeria
unfortunatley i haven't managed to get knowing the owners, if i did i maybe could have free pizza sometimes
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edovan http://www.edovan.net, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)

you don't have to eat it
just...put him in a pie...just for shits and giggles
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:31, archived)

aaaaaww a wikkle bunny
is he blind?
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robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:32, archived)

nah
he was typecasted for the Matrix but was turned down when they decided to not make a fable
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edovan http://www.edovan.net, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

Zowie Cavey!

All credit to Hease
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BG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

Captain Caaaaaavvvvvveeeemannnnnnnnn!
Oh that takes me back a bit.
w, y, h
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

tad fast
but woo!
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

Tad fast
you must feed your Hamsters better than we do...
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BG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:29, archived)

lol.
aint seen that cartoon for ages.
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souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

is that
captain caveman?
edit: I guess so, woo
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

I be
loving this
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

Bond's new protection

Religious back-up. He couldn't do without sister Flora
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Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

classic
wooyayhoupla
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

Arf !!

Threadjack: Anyone got any tips for cuts, I have loads, my lips are shredded and so are my hands. Don't cut sticky-take with your mouth if your going to be moving.
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Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

dip yourself in dettol
and run naked IN THE ICELANDISH WATERS
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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

salt
and lots of it
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

top tip:
seal over all those cuts with some handy sticky tape
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JustHere, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

i found that out taping up pallets in a water bottling factory
cammomile lotion i think was the stuff i used
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

Photoshop a wine bottle and call it
Man with the Blue Nun (doh! - giving ideas away, just not done)
woo pic
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

chuckles.

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souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

arf !

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Tedmus, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

pearoast

(sleipnir, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

i dunno

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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

i can't make out what it is even
erm...yay?
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

that's because
it's shit
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

special forces soldier on the ground?

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edovan http://www.edovan.net, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

nah
kid on his arse on an ice rink
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

wasn't it you telling
people off for self deprecating descriptions yesterday? or was it kitty meow meow

edit: hang about i just remember the zoom in opera... erm... i see what it is but it still makes no sense... have a proper woo though
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

i dunno

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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

and people
just walk by these days
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robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

This is a Public Annoucement

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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

hehe
but it's more fun to play with them
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

i concur
troll baitings not all bad
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

that is fabulous advice
thank you
it's right up there with 'Duck and Cover'
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

don't eat the yellow snow.

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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

don't run with a spoon in your mouth

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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

Don't crap in your own backyard.
unless you have an outdoor privvy
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

don't bet on the horses
it's a mugs game
100% of actual tip given to me by a customer when I was a waitress
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

Oh I bet you hear that one soooo many times
can you actually get away with murdering a customer when they make rubbish repetative jokes?
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

i used to work in a macdonalds
a customer offered to give me a tip, i told them to fuck off
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

You must have been the supervisor then
hahahaha
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

nope skivvy
but the manager was out the back having a smoke at the time
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

They have to it's in the McDonald's rule book
1. always be surly
2. spit in the milkshake
3. ensure the apple turnover is as hot at Mount Etna just before serving
4. smoke often and everywhere
5. reheat yesterdays burgers for resale, or reheat them for the next day.
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

hahaha
What did customer do when told to fuck off by a Johnny No Stars?
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

erm... as i remember shouted cunt at me and walked off
he was drunk and irish
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

It was actually the first time
any of them had said that to me, most of the people I waited on were stuck up and only spoke to me to get them some more drinks
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

Oh I hate such places
doesn't cost anything to be nice to the waiter/waiteress
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

troll?

(time travelling chicken, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

see the dictionary at
www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=T
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

ooh
mind the piss there
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

woo snap
:o)
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

my dogs got diabetes and pisses everywhere
100% fact
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

Inevitable:
How does it smell?
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azerty, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

like piss oddly enough

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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

sounds like a lot of fun

(time travelling chicken, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

where?
www.4rthur.com/dict.php?letter=T
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

Keep Alert!
Britain needs lerts!

w/y
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robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

ok
I shall
thank you

woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)

silly me i'll try again

if that don't work im even sillier :S
(why do message boards run so slow for me?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

"she's gorgeous"
In a Hart to Hart stylee
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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

are those the spoonguard eyes?
they are, you know.
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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

spoonguard eyes?
i am confuzzled:S . I searched on google for silly eyes and i got them.
(why do message boards run so slow for me?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

www.rathergood.com
go trawl
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

lol
i like spoonguard! They are the same eyes!
(why do message boards run so slow for me?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)

spoonguard
is a real treat.

edit: ban spoonguard is also a treat.
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freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

how queer
...
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT
And who am I?
(time travelling chicken, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

brian blessed?

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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

the world and his wife

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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

brian blessed is the world

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Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

he's got the whole world
in his hands

or possibly beard
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lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

Hildegard

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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

second blessed time today.
I see your Blessed and add a Bellamy
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

there's an edit button you know
and that's well.

would you like a gold star?
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

ooooh oooooh
can I have one?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

gwan then
but only if you promise you won't eat it
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Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

Hows about if I
only eat a bit of it?
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

yay!
madness!
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rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

my my
what a cutie
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robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

Lovely blue teeth.
woo pic if not a little disturbing
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

beautiful!

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freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

class!

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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

interesting !

(

Tedmus, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

wheeeee

(

robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

hehe
woo
(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

Q looks terrified
and Bond looks bored
(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

They do
that's what makes it so great.
(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

nicely
done
(

chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

"please only drive in a clockwise
direction and remember, they are called dodgems and not bumper cars"

butlins speil
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Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

Where i come from
they ARE called bumper cars!!!

Bloody painful though
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:35, archived)

Bond looks bored because he's
not driving I reckon...
(

HickyVicki, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

TJ: consumption junction
stole this from here?
link

NSFW cos of banner ads
(

cowjam est dulce et decorum, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

theres
a lot of porn links there :)...yummy.
(

Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

might want to add
a NSFW due to the banners on that site
(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

I don't know
I've not seen it beofre, but then again i'm not always here
(

Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

you should be!
you're just lazy!
(

cowjam est dulce et decorum, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

if i wasn't on dial up
I would be here all the time
(

Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

awww
poor you! You should tart yourself out at a b3ta bash to raise cash for broadband (c;
(

cowjam est dulce et decorum, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

it's not b3tan
you have to remember we're just one of squillions of sites, and some people out there make this stuff for personal amusement too
(

JustHere, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:27, archived)

Titters

(

Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

(

Rev. Jesse. Painting of the Batman-http://tinyurl.com/yhnk5rb, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

meep
woo!
(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

meep
vroom vroom
(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

.
.
(why do message boards run so slow for me?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

<img src="URL of pic">
try again
read the FAQ as well
:)
and probably because you're on dial up
(

Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

honk

(

thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

parp
I've just noiced...are you going to be a daddy again?
(

Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

meep

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

flibble

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

ker-sponka

(

HickyVicki, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

ponk
harp
(

thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

yes
we found out today

reckon about 7 weeks gone
(

thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

your just a nympho arn't you
you naughty man you!

Congratulations :)
(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

well
I've had sex at least three times
(

thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

aww
congratumalations, you're just a reproducing machine aren't you!
(

Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)

I just have to look at her and she gets pregnant

(

thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

well
then look with your eyes and not with your penis
(

gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

blimey
Congratulations
(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)

taaaaaaaaa

(

thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

yay!
congratulations
(

gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)

yay
woo

how are you
(

thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

I'm good
how are you sir?
(

gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

tip top
would you like another compilation

I've been working on a a good un

Can't find your address, send me an email, mines in my profile
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thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)

oooh cool
the other one was stolen with my CD player. Fact.

koi_grr at yahoo dot com
(

gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

You virile beast of a man...
...or bear.
(

Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)

all bear
in fact I'm naked now
(

thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)

I thought you were wearing a jumper...
...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(

Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

nsfw
nsfw
(

gracielou, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

blimey
thank god I'm not like that

in fact I'm not a very hairy bear

I'm a bare bear
(

thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

you
are a idiot :)
(

Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

haha

(

Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

hi
it seems you're an idiot.
(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

try the PREVIEW button next time

(

edovan http://www.edovan.net, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

nope
yes

yes
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thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

faq: its atthe top of the page, read it
<img src="www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user=4263~5AAAAAnAAGulrbNgzWdpeTg5Bhbvoat5FeY0FG3mCSmtBf2E5koOo9kQ$$~5AAAAAoAAG2eNvOiIwEN*DsRDWeG93VWdC3x0GEY2vnGU$"> is what you're looking for
(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

crikey!
that's an odd picture! you haven't used the right URL from msn though so you won't be able to put it into an img tag. have a read of this for some help
groups.msn.com/spoonywoony/general.msnw?action=get_message&mview=1&ID_Message=14
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rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

Sargants
picture is very...inspiring.

(

Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

carsmasharooney
I don't think they have that one at Pizza Hut.
(

maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

do I have to spazz
to get the Pizza reference?
(

Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

afraid
so...but its only down the bottom of the page so ya dont have to go far...its pretty local.
(

Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

well
that's lucky
:)
(

Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

sargant dropped his pizza
it went mangled... hence the pic
(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

i got home to find my pizza had slid to the end of the box
leaving a graphically bloody trail across the lid.

by the time i got to eating it, it was cold.
one of those thing's that amusingly depressing.
(

Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

Sargant's pizza
www.b3ta.com/board/2299308
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maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

Diana and Pizza
Only ever found in the same sentance as Toilet, Fingers and Throat
(

Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

almost
goes together like diana and stairs doesnt it.....
(

Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

The Prince Charles pizza
is even less appetising (but it gets eaten alot at the palace)
(

blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

is
that the one where ya if ya end up eating it you dont know which way to turn ?
(

Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

Apparently
it's aimed at both sexes
(

blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

the prince charles pizza is incredibly hot
so it hurts both ends.
(

Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

and a little gooey
so it dribbles down your chin
(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

post box...
with matsimpsk inside... it made sense last night when i started it...

evening all... :)
(

eclectech, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

HAHAHA!!!
poor spong fly!!
(

Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

haha
that's fantastic
(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

Beautiful stuff
It's all in the timing...

Although the Flash version shows a vast window of random characters for me....
(

Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

ta...
and bugger... what browser are you using? if it's ie i'll just give up now and take the link away! i was just miffed at how big the gif was (file size wise) even when made so diddy...
edit: damn... checked it in ie and doesn't work so bugger it... crappy browser... mumble grumble...
(

eclectech, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

class in a glass
pure pure woo
(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

(

HickyVicki, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

haha!
:S
(

Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

my word
how titilating
(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

wow
i like the eyes
(glenbo Amagads, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

very stonking indeed

(

HickyVicki, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

ha haa!
is that matsimpsk inside it?

edit: i ought to check title text, etc. before posting :)
(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

it is...
he is credited in the title text :)
edit: should refresh before replying!
(

eclectech, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

Excellent
the anticipation is perfect.
(

maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

that's
marvelous!
(

Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

HAHAHAHA
Top timing there ... and with Matsimpsk too !
Superb !
(

oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

Weeeeeeeee!
Fantasticalicious!
(

matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:28, archived)

i'm going to die

for making this, it's not me
(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

yes
with that haircut
(glenbo Amagads, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

hehe
it's not me fortunatly
(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

who is it then?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

that isn't you... is it your b/f?

(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

NOOOOOO

(

Jinxx, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

i like the horror there
its nice to see
(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

nah
i have taste.

that's az the spaz
(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

oh he comes from up the road
(well about 20 miles away)
(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)

run away
as fast as you can
(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

nah i'm too painfully unfit
i'll just rely on my powers of disguise
(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

Carpets on walls
Just wrong!
(

Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

they'd have the last laugh though
if their house were to suddenly topple over on its side.
(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

(

Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

hehe...
:)
(

eclectech, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

The three captions should be...
Wank it

WANK IT!

WANK IT HARD!!!
(

Mystery_Bob, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:03, archived)

hahaha!
i was having an innocent giggle at them and now you've made them all smutty :)

well done
(

eclectech, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:04, archived)

Thanks...
Thanks a fucking lot:)
(

Az The Spaz, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)

look at what I can do on the keyboard!
:)
(britneylover, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

get
off me
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:50, archived)

are you fnord?
or related to fnord?
(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

no
not at all.
Why would I be?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)

i think he had
that username once - a long time ago.
(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

no no
never
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

Hah
Best reply
(

Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

My God!
And just barely out of Special School.
Feel proud little girl.
(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

Apparently (see profile) she is a girl
and she likes boys
and is very special indeed. Blem.
(

maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

In the interests of preparedness,
I suggest our next challenge to be anti-troll images. That way we can all make the board awash with woo-some images the next time one turns up :)
(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

Too much effort to waste on trolls
It just encourages them you know. They like the attention.
(

Tart Monkey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:58, archived)

I guess.
:)
(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:00, archived)

show me your breasts
(glenbo Amagads, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

Look what I can do with my index and middle finger
*gestures*
(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)

i'd like to be just starting
The Amber Spyglass again. I'd like to be able to erase those three books from my memory so that i could have the pleasure of reading them afresh.
(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

have you tried
a strong magnet?
(

rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

i'm not
programmed to do that, Dave.
(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

could
be fun!
(

rogan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:28, archived)

ooh me too!
luckily for me i have a crap memory!
but not enough to erase the bit where they chat on the bench .... sniff!
(

rogue, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

I may have to go to
the library, and have a looksee...
(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:59, archived)

You have to read
Northern Lights and then The Subtle Knife first though, or it'll be crap, well, maybe not crap, but certainly not as good.
(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

'kay.
I'm still trying to find time to go through the rest of the backlog of books i've been meaning to read...
(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)

I'm about
200 pages in now.
(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

read them
slowly!
(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)

I can't read slowly
I wish I could, but it's not in my nature.
(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)

invest in
strong magnets then.
(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:19, archived)

I've got a really strong one kept outside
when i was 15 i stuck it to a filing cabinet in school, I couldn't pull it off without putting my foot on the cabinet and using my legs to force t away.
I wasnt allowed to bring it in the house anymore when it wiped my mothers credit card so it wouldn't work.
(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)

now
never run out of things to do with it
(

freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)

Fantastic stuff
thank you!
I wonder if it's lost any of it's strength in teh past few years
(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

Yay for that link!
I've just bout $80 worth of magnets! Fun fun fun!
(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

i don't like posting this i really don't

(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

look what i can do
with my scrotum!
(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

Put it away!
And are these piercing going to be ring, or something that won't catch on anything and therefore allow you to avoid intense agony?
(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

nipples will be
barbells, don't have any rings not in bits
(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:54, archived)

'Tis
a sensible course of actio, me thinks.
(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:57, archived)

yeah
it's all sensible until the DIY part
(

Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:02, archived)

Yeah.
But on the whole, unless you hit anything imortant or it gets infected, you should be alright. And somehow I doubt you'll be breast feeding... :D
(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)

so what?

(

HickyVicki, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:52, archived)

dirty dirty person!
stop it before I set Baz on you
(

Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:53, archived)

amazing
...
(

Laini, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)

[pointless goatse reference]
look what this guy can do with his arse!

no.

[/pointless goatse reference]
(qdamik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:56, archived)

Here comes the ball of wool...

(

blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:47, archived)

That is wooful
my money's on no-hands
(

maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)

i've decided i like rugby again and am retaking it up
on wenesday
(

lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 19:49, archived)

haha
thats great!
(poshphil, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:05, archived)

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