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# It's getting worse...


Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:11, archived)
# groan
woo. mr t rocks
(malcolm lennon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:12, archived)
# Domo's skateboard teeshirt design - as per the 3D animation below
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:08, archived)
# nice 3D ism there .
talking of crazy T shirts kinda not really....
have you seen this:

www.appf39.dsl.pipex.com/timhates/index2.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:10, archived)
# I sent you some rants for your site
It's nice to get things off your chest once in a while :D
(yorksfatboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 17:16, archived)
# there are some who just content themselves with drawing big cocks
and we all love big cocks...but then there are some who take matters further and do something I'm reliably informed is called 'attention to detail', which my own work is a stranger to
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:11, archived)
# see if
you can put him on some kind of catwalk
(Phil The Easter Chick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:11, archived)
# His legs look too far apart
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:12, archived)
# errr...
its a fuzzy weetabix thing creature-
how wide apart are the legs supposed to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:18, archived)
# awww doesn't domo look like choc ices
can anyone tell I'm dieting?
(DMQOB, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:14, archived)
# The adventures of Blobcat #1

Would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:07, archived)
# i would!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:07, archived)
# you would?
www.b3ta.com/board/2584592
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:08, archived)
# ill have to send you the photos
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:10, archived)
# YAY!
I love big droopy muzzas!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:11, archived)
# mine will look better than your
recreation, i wore a nice droopy tash to work for a bet a few months ago, everyone said i looked like a pron star
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:12, archived)
# it's more than I could ever have dreamed of
:¬D
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:13, archived)
# where's sunshine elephant then?
eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:08, archived)
# it's a cartoon
I don't know if I could!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:08, archived)
# yay!
I love your pictures. But I probably wouldn't in this case
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:08, archived)
# You call that
an adventure?
Pah! You should see the day I've had!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:10, archived)
# did you have to save the world?

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:14, archived)
# I didn't
have to no...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:16, archived)
# take one
picture of george bush and a bored student...


add a badly drawn cock...



and voila!
(Phil The Easter Chick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:59, archived)
# he seems mesmerised by it
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:02, archived)
# or maybe
confused?

(malcolm lennon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:03, archived)
# as in
sexually? we can but assume.
(Phil The Easter Chick, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Intercontinental Balistic Cock.
Part of the 'Star Wars' project, these were the original drawings by Reagan. Bit technical for Bush I would have thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:05, archived)
# he also seems
to be on a ship, and thats a sailor, hence the cock interest!
(Punk-Ass, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:08, archived)
# huzzah for cockage
where is the original for this, BTW?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:22, archived)
# I want GWB's coat!!!
he gets an icon on his coat when he gets mail!!
(bblgoose, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:34, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# yay!
go for it, my son!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# That is truly
strange. And for that, I salute you


Noooorks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Is he in a state of shock?
Or just staring at her norks?
W/Y/H, btw :)
EDIT: Is that a 'Beadle hand' he's hiding at all?
(Xodiak Gangrene is at work :(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:59, archived)
# I MUST HAVE
THAT SUIT.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:01, archived)
# The jacket, the jacket!
I can't take my eyes of the jacket!
It is hideous. Did someone actually pay real money for that or was it a dare?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:03, archived)
# she
is strangely alluring...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:11, archived)
# I blame it on her glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:14, archived)
# i've always loved you best pantseatflyer.
don't tell the rest of them
(yakmonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Caught out
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Heh-heh


That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Norkoleptic MP's
pah.
Much hummus there.
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# he has an evil stare
for a blind man.

V. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:58, archived)
# That is because he
is an evil man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Naughty boy!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:01, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha

*breathes*

HAHAAAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Reminded of David Bellamy
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Hee hee
Very good.
Cor...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:05, archived)
# you're just making it worse for yourself
for when the secret services finally catch up with you
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:06, archived)
# I think sick boy should be more worried
if social services catch up with him...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:33, archived)
# That is
the best thing ever

But I'm sure you are already well aware of that fact.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Im scared
I dont what a water feature!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Duuuuuude!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:54, archived)
# What does it say on his t-shirt?
Whatever it says, the whole thing is particularly woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# It suppose to say Domo Street
But in animating the teeshirt got a bit wrinkled. Hang on and I see if I have a still image.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Bootiful, jus' bootiful!
And wonderfully tender! Woo dat am :)
(Xodiak Gangrene is at work :(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# I like that!
Nice vivid colours too. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# top drawer, as ever
afternoon, Mrs. M.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Good day Farmer down on the farm
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Hmmm... you have good skills.
I am currently Kazaaing 3D studio max. I shall have to pick/eat your brains.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:00, archived)
# I've learned my lesson. If I post anything dodgy, it will have a warning...
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)
# face,nipple,face,NIPPLE,
face,NIIIIIIPPPPPPLEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:53, archived)
# I can't
see your pictures anyway, I think websense is blocking them
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:55, archived)
# It's the Germans.
They block my site because I'm jewish.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# I think
it's the Insomniacs who are blocking you
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Me too
It's very annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:58, archived)
# to recreate the image, open some porn,
and spin around on your chair
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Don't be ridiculous.
It's art.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:00, archived)
# and me
:(
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Yes, very good.
Still pr0n, though.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:55, archived)
# Surely if it's
moving that fast it's not porn.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Some porn moves rather fast.
In a jiggly-jiggly-blurry kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:00, archived)
# there
is nothing wrong with porn.
especially while I'm in work.

Girls with big boobs remind me how lucky I'll be when I get home
(Errol, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:03, archived)
# cooooooooooooooooocccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:55, archived)
# does it slow down
when it gets to the nipple?

or is my brain doing that?
(malcolm lennon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# The timing is a bit off.
Your brain is fine.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# thanks for clearing that up
i'm not mucky minded
(malcolm lennon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:58, archived)
# its good that
likey
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Yay - the spicey brain implants are a success


Clicky for Biggerish
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:49, archived)
# KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:50, archived)
# yaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Yikes!
The Brain Child wants one as a pet...
(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)
# It looks like



your Nan
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Stamp it out!
It is a Civet, isn't it?
If not, kill it any ways!!!

(Xodiak Gangrene is at work :(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)
# yargh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:53, archived)
# Quick throw him some of this...
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:55, archived)
# i prefer mine
more milky than spicy
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Hahahaha! They look so wholesome!
... and fun to eat! Yummy! :)
(Xodiak Gangrene is at work :(, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Cool!
Very Don Hertzfeldt
www.bitterfilms.com/rejected.html
(Idid, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:58, archived)
# yep
'tis truly fine, that is
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:02, archived)
# i love you
(Errol, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:05, archived)
# that is so good
it brings a tear to my eye.
(yakmonkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:22, archived)
# that is
in the rocking of my stockings.
(spikeygrrl, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 19:45, archived)
# Rover, this is Ground Control.
We need bread and milk from t'shops, and don't forget Dave's fags again...



Shit joke, badly done. Apologies.
(Lapin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:40, archived)
# no need to apologise
have a woo

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Danke schoen
I have just read your Henri Paul poem out to my leetle work chums, and lo, they did laugh. So woo to you too.
(Lapin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:44, archived)
# this is mission control, there's a bandwagon coming your way beagle 2
TJ: ::techfeed:: - what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:44, archived)
# erm,
i think its a website, i could be wrong though
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:46, archived)
# ok i'll rephrase it
"this is a website i am doing as part of a final project at university. any feedback on the design or navigation of the website would be appreciated"
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)
# the fonts' a bit ugly,
i've always found "that" one quite amaturish and hard to read

(as for what it does/is, it does a good job)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:50, archived)
# meh,
looking again, it's probably just that font (verdana, is it?) in bold that annoys me
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:51, archived)
# thank you, most appreciated
what font do you think would look better? (anything but times new roman)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)
# anything not as strong, with the bold it looks a bit too much,
i know css gives you a lot of options for boldness, but if i remember correctly, only "not bold" and "bold" have any really difference
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:53, archived)
# no bold
sorted now.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# aha, much easier on the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:58, archived)
# although i found half the bold tags
were in the php and not the css.

not bad considering i didn't know sql/php last week
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Comic Sans?
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:53, archived)
# i think
times new roman would look best
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:54, archived)
# I would really like to see a picture of your droopy tash
so far I've had to content myself with an artist's impression:

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# comic
sans
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# try getting it to work on a mac though
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:58, archived)
# It's not like beagle 2's going to hear you...
Sadly, due to a medical condition* I was unable to spazz, and was therefore unaware of band wagonage. Damn.



*Congenital laziness.
(Lapin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:49, archived)
# i don't mind bandwagons
as long as the images are good and the idea original. as that was. what is annoying is someone pasting snoopy on to the mars surface, as a 500K bitmap
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:51, archived)
# Fair enough
I'm not a fan of band wagons m'sen, but seeing as I barely post owt, I've no grounds for complaint.

On the great font debate, I have little to add other than this: georgia has been wanked over today by our web design types. Take that as you will. Site looks nice, otherwise.
(Lapin, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# On an earlier bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Oops sorry its so big
.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:44, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)
# I don't care if he can suck his own dick
I'd much rather he went and fucked himself
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:40, archived)
# That's
the other video.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)
# speaking of which
I'm trying to boost my hummus by finding images showing someone facing away from the camera....(facing away was fruitless) unfortunately at work I don't dare enter "from behind" :¬P

Any suggestions?
(garfi3ld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:43, archived)
# take matters into your own hand
take photgraphs of the back of people's heads. Then run away. Fast
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:45, archived)
# why run away?
they can't see you...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:46, archived)
# PC USB locked down
:¬( but will consider that after clocking off.
(garfi3ld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:46, archived)
# try
gettyimages.com
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:46, archived)
# ta
:¬)
(garfi3ld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:46, archived)
# are we talkin pr0n here?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)
# can't understand why
this little chap won't stop crying
(malcolm lennon, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)
# awww bless
is it cause he cut himself?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)
# arf
woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Ha-ha-ha
Funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:34, archived)
# it's because he's all lost in the supermarket


he only went in for guaranteed personality, which was on special offer at the time
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)
# BREAKING NEWS
blurred photo to be
submitted to crash
investigation.

(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)
# *snigger*
that dog, it's worse than the Quo for bringing penuary, pestilence and death upon people

A Poem

"I get to drive Diana!"
Henri Paul did boast
Poor old Henri Paul
Hit a concrete post
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:29, archived)
# My wife wanted me
to treat her like a Princess. So I took her to dinner in a posh hotel, got pissed, drove home at 120 mph and killed her by smashing into a concrete barrier.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)
#
I like that a lot, I shouldn't, but I do
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)
# that
made me laugh...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)
# did you get her up the stick first?
either way, that's great. Wear a rose in your lapel, then we'll be able to recognise each other as we burn in hell for all eternity
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Lots of people
going your way today.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Will do!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Someone should
add a few dancing lemmings, for old times sake.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)
# ;)
www.lazygamer.co.uk/common/b3ta/lemming.htm
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)
# You RULE!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)
# If im not mistaken
It's the corgi-munching servant-masticating royal canines. On a mission of embuggerance are they?

edit:not suggesting some form of Monarchical interferance are ya?
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)
# erm...........yep
(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)
# TJ: Fontifier
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)
#
(Errol, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)
# I really don't understand the point of that
surely that's what your hand is for*

*amongst other things
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)
# i guess it's just a bit of fun,
i could put my name on coursework with it, and make it look like i've forgotten and had to scribble it on EVERY TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)
# when I was doing my GCSEs
in 1995 or 1996, some bastard nicked an old pupil's coursework and submitted it as their own.

My point is, they got away with it, so give that a whirl instead
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)
# awww
cute
(Errol, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:40, archived)
# *gruff phil-mitchel voice*
yeh
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)
# *ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)
# I knew it!

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)
# haha!
super!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)
# hahahahaha.........
(Leonardo Acropolis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Yay!
As I suspected all along.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Ha ha!
Have a newly made woo!



/Probably been done before, but hey! I've been absent for 6 months.
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:45, archived)
# Hi
Cockalorum!
Love that!
(oiseau, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Yay for palindromes

It was funnier in my head yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)
# I
think the company's actually called Trebor 'cos it used to be owned by the Robert or Roberts family. 100% of FACTOID.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:29, archived)
# You're not wrong.
It used to be called Robertson & Woodcock.
Edit: although the name came from Trebor Villas, where they had their first factory.
www.nottingham.ac.uk/public-affairs/newsletter/pdfs/254.pdf

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)
# xtra strong is palindromic?
well now i'm told....

;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:29, archived)
# my old
geography teacher used to call me
"the palindromic bob"

Funny at the time.
Crazy welsh fool
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)
# he he...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)
# oh look
it's Sir Walter Raleigh Chopper
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# *snigger*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)
# And what a lovely shiny chopper he has
I must stop the innuendo
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)
# No.
Please continue!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Hahaha! Wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:29, archived)
# he's got lovely legs
i think he would have preferred a shopper (in pink)
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)
# *snorf!*
that's a 5.9 level pun
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Grade A
I likey that.
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)
# aha
chopper or tomahawk?
grifter or striker?
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Inspired sir!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:42, archived)
# go
on my son....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:24, archived)
# Say....
Would you like a chocolate coverd pretzle?
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)
# He
just cannot get enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)
# Is
that a euphemism? If so, probably.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Yay
Jay and Silent Bob!
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
#
Mallrats?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Stink palm
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)
# and again
in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
(Errol, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Woo
Yay Justice!
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)
# EAT IT
EAT IT HARD
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:40, archived)
# yay pretzels!
the heavily salted snack treat is the only thing that can save us all from 4 more years of this malarkey
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)
# two pretzles walking down the street......
..... one was a salted
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# probably cos he was bent

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)
# bloody bumgays!
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)
# It used to be such a nice neighbourhood.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Woo!
Lovely front door action!

Or is it the back door?
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:20, archived)
# It might
be up the back passage.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)
# either way
I suggest she brings a knee cushion in future...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:24, archived)
# i lived in a house with a back passage once
we never used to let anyone in through the front door. we'd called out of the window "the front door is stuck. you'll have to come up my back passage"

oh the hours of endless laughter
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:24, archived)
# That's so juvenile

/smirk
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Ahem...
www.b3ta.com/board/2584371
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)
# No. He's just
going down on her. He's not rimming her.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)
# thanks for that


*taking notes*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Hehee!

(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Well, I have
the original pic, don't I? And you can see that he's not rimming her.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:29, archived)
# i would like
to see said original pic.

please?
(Errol, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)
#
Ahem
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)
# I'm actually at work
and can't be bothered googling for "boobs" with the safe search filter off

edit: never do an image search for shemale
*washes eyes*
(Errol, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:42, archived)
# I was most perplexed when Yahoo-ing for "porn"
started directing me to an article on Porn Addiction, and nothing else.

By "me", I mean a casual acquaintance of mine, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Oh of course

its your pic isnt it! D'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)
# Good observation!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# *falls off chair*




snigger
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)
# That
is the worst arnold rimmer impression I have ever seen...no mr flibble anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# yes, well the world is changing
for the worse...do you not read the Daily Mail?

Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Has he lost his door key?
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Used to be?
I'd move there.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Eww
Watched Little britain for the first time last night, The guy in it who plays Vulva in spaced is brilliant, and "george doors" guy as the townie represents most of the north east population, 100% acurate!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Matt Lucas went to school with me.
I remember a bald boy wandering around in a baseball cap. It was quite sad.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha
I love them
*has fit of giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)
# hehe
www.b3ta.com/board/2584346
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:36, archived)
# EEK!
That just set off the company pr0n alarm!
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)
# It shouldn't do....
They are very small.
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)
# But it
does say pr0n in the filename :)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)
# It says
NOT PORN. Honestly, can't your filters read?
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)
# errr
NSFW?
(garfi3ld, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Maybe if your boss has very good eye sight

and isn't getting any!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)
# It would appear to be
Worksafe Pr0n Hour.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)
# careful
now.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)
# When?
NOW?
(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Too late

Move to the back of the queue
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:40, archived)
# I have no idea
why!


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Looks fun!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)
# doesnt look much fun for the poor innocent people
dom doesnt seem to give a shit though, so they must be ok WOO domo
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)
# AAAAARGH!
(Fragger, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)
# Is he in
The new Thunderbirds movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Nicholas Cage?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)
# erm why cant i see your pics
i feel like im missing out :(
are they good?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:18, archived)
# not
really
(Errol, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)
# ok,
ill go back to sleep then
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)

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