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# The Cain Cain Cain Campaign's going strong!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I didn't know McCain was a Celtic supporter
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# ^ lols!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# zing!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# ZOINK
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Only in the Champions league matches!
He goes with who-ever's top really
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
#
'mon the hoops!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I don't really give a toss about American politics
All politicians are the same. You're just voting for what colour backdrop you'd like them to speak in front of.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# thats a shame cos i hear american politics really likes you
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Of course it does.
Everyone does.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Niether do I...
They could speed up their presidential campaigns though?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Yup, I'm actually really sick of it, but I have to admit, I really don't want to see McCain get it
Palin in teh white house just seems like a REALLY REALLY bad idea....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8856640
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I beg to differ:
www.b3ta.com/board/8856622
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# i wish i could say it doesn't really matter
but unfortunately for the rest of the world it does, would be so much nicer if we could ignore it all together.
the one good thing is that the republicans have selected a couple of clowns for our enjoyment. god forbid they win.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# agreed
It would be quite nice to have a bit of a break from Christian fundamentalist racist warmongers for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I'm not saying it doesn't matter
But lets face it, the Western world is so fat, warm and comfortable that, even though there's a slight draft at the moment, no one's going to get in that will disturb the status quo *awaits quodom*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# regrettably or thankfully depending on your thinking, your not wrong
minor blip at most, would be nice if no-one got themselves blown to bits as a result though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I feel sorry for students today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Fuck the students
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# starting with him over there
the one with the suspicious eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *readies tweezers*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# that's the spirit
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# It's called Freshers week:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# tell me more about this kinky jew
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# It was small and furry and very old but oh so soft.
safe for work pic
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Don't
They revel in that kind of crap anyway.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I do not understand this thread, so I am going to Jack it.
I decided that I would share my vasectomy with you.

If you don't care then ignore it, but I think it is quite interesting, even if I do start talking about Rik Astley in the middle of the op:


b3ta.com/links/My_Vasectomy_in_words_video_and_pictures
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# =_=
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# You asked for it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8856623
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I think
I might wait until after I've finished this sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Is it a gonad sammich?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# have you been
rummaging through my bins again?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# bollocgnese
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I think I'm going blind
I read that as mastectomy.

*goes for a lie down*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Is this a video of it?
the actual op?

/is scared.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Yes,
but only photographs of my balls, the videos are of my face.

There is a video of someone else's balls though.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Lets not but say we did!
*fires up tattyshop*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I feel sorry for you, you goddam freak of nature
Sorry, not sure where that came from. I think I have Typer's Tourettes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# they stopped doing it and became shite
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# That's a good reason to stop though
It being shite.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I don't like Frank Skinner
... he insists upon himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# gosh
he does though, doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I don't.
Students are cunts.

They deserve David Baddiel and Frank bloody Skinner.

"Oh I'm so witty and ironic, but I also like football."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Hollynorks!!
There's nowt wrong with norks mi laddy.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *buys 47 a jazz mag*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I was gonna do a art representation using porn mags.
I forgot all about that!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# It's not instalment art just coz you stuck them all togeather!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# O hai teacher bloke :)
also - whut? think I'm out of touch with yoof culture.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# hai!
oh...him.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# i've never seen either of them
i do remember hollyoaks doing a calender once though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Fantasy football was great
it meant I didn't have to watch football and could still know a bit about it

since it finished I've gone back to knowing fuck all about football
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Me too.
You don't want to lower yourself to that shite really!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# True
but it is useful to be able to communicate with other men occasionally
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Grunts
That's all you need.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# and we wonder why...
... young men buy so much hair product and nivea face cream


down with this sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# well i've never done one

cfb 220k
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# xXxMAVERICKxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# stop stop stop
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# button your lip
too many letters, and it's a pronunciation thing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Pfft!
I wasn't having a go at your spelling silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# i know pedantry when i smell it :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Oh fucking hell.
Dixon, can I borrow the photo of you grabbing the bridge of your nose? Or can you do it for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# how about this one?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# That's poifect.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# xXxno worriesxXx
:)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# OI
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# OMG where's your shirt sleeves?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# up his trouser leg
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# fuck that
where's my hair?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# is that really you?
where are the dreads?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# nah it's not me
but I lost the dreads a while back

short black and spiky now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Always a pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Stunning individual!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# He was young and thinner, bless him
So, do you not hate me today then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# is this what you are looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Facehugger do not want
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# You really want me to post what you know I'll post?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# post it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Are you Dixon of the Dead?!
Huh? Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# This is fucking lovely
more please
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Nice change of scenery
The 50ft Woman on her holidays?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# 50ft Woman II:
This time it's seasonal!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# 50ft Woman III
Return of Mechanical Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# 50" Woman IV
A question of scale
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# 50ft Woman V
You won't believe how it ends!

Actually, I think I can. Lots of people chopped up with claret all over the screen...

...sorry, got mixed up with a Saw V rant there.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Attack of the 50ft Woman VI:
Honey I shrunk the 50ft woman (and then shagged her)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Worth the effort


a click of my wee mousey for you
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# took far too long
spent ages trying to get the face right, kept using different ones, with the original hair, gave up in the end.
also learnt how to outline text for the first time, so all is not lost.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# oh the bear cheek of it all
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# SHIT TELL GOOGLE!
TELL JULIE MOULT!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# my what a thick forest there is on that gorge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
#
*googles maverick*

hmmm - it appears to be a film staring some Jew hating ozzie short arse...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# aceness
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# *applauds*
now I'm getting funny looks from everyone in the office...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha!
she's tackling that bear bear-handed.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Well that's just peachy!
I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Ew!
Ive seen that woman too much today already!

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# she's hot
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Eweweweweweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
Gross!
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# like, totally guuurlfriend!!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# *does that hand thing*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# this one?
*jazz hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# she is you know
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# i think that's marvellous
or marvlus, whichever you prefer
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Sorry
I just can't laugh at these people any more.
Very nicely shopped though.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# as polling day approaches she pulls out all the stops....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
bigger!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# There you go
*EDIT - just thought that having it 3 times the size might be NSFW - best not eh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I believe that brings all the boys to the yard
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Moult is an idiot
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Happens to the best of 'em...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# We're no strangers to love
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# You know the rules
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# AND SO DO I
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I wouldn't go that far
maybe some fun with an inflatable Duck?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Don't forget to bring the puncture repair kit
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# you got it matey boy!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# What are the rules again?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# THE RULES ARE THERE ARE NO RULES
Trash city, trash trash city
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# The second rule is
no smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# The third rule is ...
NI!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha
And I love fith elemment :)
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I can confirm you are a troll
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# and becoming
less funny by the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# less funny by the minute...
I hadn't realised it had even started off funny.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# it started off
mildly unfunny and went downhill from there
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# like Alan Carrs career
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# pre
cisely!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Best of all the partial cheeses.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# (when rotated beyond the 13-degree minimum, obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# partial cheese?
I think you broke my brain unit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# EMMENTAL MY DEAR DISCOMEATS
Let me fix up that noggin with some hot nutty cheeseglue.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# haha! i'm going to be him for halloween!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Rick or Treat!
like your style...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# by possessing his body?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Been playing with photoshop


Click for bigger (79KB)

Who can guess the name of ther person and the band he is lead singer for?
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# filter time!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# wow
nice use of filters there.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Cunt Bubble Shit-Smear
Lead singer of The Labias
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# is it
Johnny Couldn't-give-a-fuck

I hear he plays in 'The Filters'
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *points upwards*
*points forwards*
*doesn't really point at all, due to this being the internet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Well I certainly don't see the point.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I could point to it, if you like
but it would be an insincere *internet action* that I wouldn't really be doing at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I don't even know what's happening.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# KK?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Neil Innes of the The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band ?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# I'm top again
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# wtf, I think we broke google, it keeps changing....
Forensic Gardening is apparently a formidable internet weapon....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# forensic gardening?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# yup, forensic gardening
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# ah, but I've changed my speciality
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Well I shall continue to explore forensic gardening, (and maybe expand into post-mortem farming)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I'm top now, sucker!
Edit: Oh I'm not now. WTF!?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Pfft!
What a great band they were :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# urban spaceman
what a classic
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# xXxThe Academy is....xXx
I dont know his name.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# CORRECT!
And its William Beckett.

You win a prize*

*subject to availability, no prize will be givern :D
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# xXxYAYxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# xXxI must say, this is all rather a lot to take inxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Honestly, RWW, what is going on?
I'm utterly confused :S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# He is apparently down with the haircuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*this comment has cheered up her shitty afternoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I saw them on a Jimmy Kimmel clip the other day whilst watching Guillermo joyage!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Hehehe
*points and laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# hahahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# What do you mean?
With xXxPrincess_PainxXx?

She turned up last night, but everyone seems convinced that she is a troll.

I am not sure, and really don't care either way :D

xXxLOLxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# you win a filter!
let's filter!

*lens flares*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Russell Brand
from Kill Me I Am A Living Poem?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# i suspect she is a fake account.
no-one is like that for real.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I beg to differ
when I was a wee captain I used to frequent the Kerrang message board. Very much lots of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# that is a scary thought
We shouldn't encourage such behavior on /board.
This is a local board etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Phil Turd.
Out of the Algorithms.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Clever.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Just got this...!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Ivor Biggin and the Ballsacks?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Genesis P. Orridge
of Throbbing Gristle?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Gloria Ip Tung has to be an anagram


Click for bigger (239KB)

From The Guardian's story on the UN's international childrens art competition on climate change.
(guyb9, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Arf
That's got Goatse all over it
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# xXxlolxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# xXxROFLxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Ha! Childrens art
"This was sent in by Rob Manuel who is 9 1/2 years old..."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I think it's a lovely bit of art.
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
#
xXxARTxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# OMG SO GOATSE!
NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# YEAH
GOOD ONE
(__, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# A guilt pouring?
arguing pilot
lip outraging
plaguing trio
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# DID YOU MAKE THIS?!?!?!

I HAVE MY RESERVATIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# GC
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# this is 100% real
www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2008/oct/21/climatechange?picture=338665888

from a Gloria Ip Tung, which has to be an anagram
(guyb9, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Gloria Ip Tung is an anagram of
Raping Tug Oil.
(bearlube, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# "Oh Elizzzabethhh!!!"
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hahahahahahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# haha!
the hideous floral prints of wales.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# *groan
:)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# hahah wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# man, has she become ugly lately...
oh


it's her son!
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Prince charles
has had the longest apprenticeship ever - he can retire before he has to work lucky bugger
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# "work"?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# well cut ribbons then
and say 'have you come far?'
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# 2 metres is my personal best, thanks for asking
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Schweeeeeeeeeet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# This guy lets his muscles do the talking
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# So does this guy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# boobehs!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# haha to both!
his muscles look like they talk slowly and slur their words.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Hahaha
musclehead
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hahahaha
that's quite fucked :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# *fucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# ARRRGGHHH!!!!! *runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# .
(Knutsack, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Wahhhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# raaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# top shop!
*fetches the salt*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Baaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Oooh very nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Sheesh this place is scary today
Is it cus its so close to halloween?
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# SHE'S NOT FUYCKING REAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Who is what now?
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# This started out as a hand-mangling but took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# HARDCOREEMOCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# DONKDONKDONKDONKDONKDONK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# muhahaha
she's not real i tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Yes she is!
If she isn't real, then how could I fancy her?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# huh?
www3.barnesy.org/board/8856244
befuddled by itall........
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# If you don't know what it is,
it is probably too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Now why on earth would I look at that bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Because if you don't look at it bigger
and send it to 30 people in the next 25 minutes, she will appear by your bed and kill you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Her lack of teeth would make her a very good
glomper!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# This office contains no beds
or so I'm told.

Also: traffic jam. They'll never make it in 30 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I fear this.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# i demand the source image
and her number.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahahah
She has a boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Ha!
You lot are all shuddering freaks!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
that's not a boy.... silly clansoul...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# The lemur-thing is.
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# pfffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# HARDCOREEMOCORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I have a daughter in Albuquerque
Find her and tell her I love her.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahah
thats really creepy :D
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Muu! Look!
She is here and she is well real! Like totally!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# OMG RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Ya rly!
xXxLOLxXx
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# NO FOCK'N WAI!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Yes for real! Like, really!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# LOLOLOLOL
'noon sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Noon Clan!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Not bad, just about to finish up here at college...
*zips*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# What are you guys on about :/
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Some people think you dont exist.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Oh, I see....
*fades away*
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# stick around for a couple weeks and you'll get the idea of this place
by then we'll have also figured out if you're real (in which case you've stumbled upon the internet equivalent of the dirty old men lounge in the back of the rave venue) or you're just one of the boarders having a bit of fun pretending to be a cute emo girl
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Repel boarders!
Yarg!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# people are suspicious that you arent real
real american teens dont say "on about"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# i'm american and this place has me using subtle english-isms all the time :-/
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Blimey!
Sure you don't mean Sizewell B?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
creepiness at its best!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# If this doesn't get FPed, I'll eat my own cock
(__, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# it has been a long while since this band wagon
thank you for bringing it back
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ffs!
*bangs head on *
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# with cheese and pineapple?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# post pics of yourself eating your cock
if it doesn't, you know, get FP'd.


(maybe that'll get FP'd) :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# groan!
*eats jazzy jeffa cake*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# DOUBLEPRINCELOL!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Reminds me of the "I want to believe" wagon
I WENT TO BEL-AIR
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# rofl
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Dude it's 106px too wide!
other than that it's a shoo-in.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Nobody clicks!
*waits for pictures of Friz eating his cock*
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Glurp!
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# who is the source?
EDIT: I mean... ban this filth... ahem
EDIT 2: No seriously... who is that?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Isn't that her off Coronation Street?
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Hit me baby

thisreplyisinnowayrelatedtothelatebritneyspears
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# LOL!
You should attempt to make that statement first on google for if anyone searches Britney Spears :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
#
I always told her to get a watch - but would she listen?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Do we have a link to psychic joinery now?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# hahaha
Fat lol!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *horn rages*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# O_O
sturdy thighs ftw
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Finally
Rob Manuel <a href=#38" />

and to celebrate:
www.thehilariousadventuresofrobmanuel.com
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# haha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# :D
Yay Emvee! King of teh Webcomics :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# this made me laugh like a loon
woo for this
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Yay!
and a shiny domain too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Haha
Jesus, that's awesome. I shall read them all later once I've dranked more caffeine and become more alert after my afternoon of staring at HTML.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Lo Nev!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Lo!
How is the everything?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Hurrah for crack and bumming!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# haha!
very funny...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# excellence
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# whehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Thanks for the archive!
Right when I thought I was up to date on all of Rob's bumming adventures, I find out just how much I'd missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] My recreation of a classic didn't go exactly to plan...


Click for bigger (78KB)

BRB, A & E
(I helped save b3ta! Tinlad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# This is
Great.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# nice
one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ear today gone tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# oh very good sir
woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# apologies to Dick Bruna
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# this is good
and it's got a dick in it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# rather like my face............
................'old on.

o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# No.
No no NO.

She is NOT shaggable. Really. She's not. Not even nearly.

You guys are wrong - and not in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i would.
and i'm not gonna deny it.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I'd like to do her some harm
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Snuff movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Broken glass fist fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# what if she took off her glasses and shook her hair out in slow motion?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# she bloody is you know
and getting better all the time. it's almost worth the world being brough to the brink of financial, ecological and nuclear disaster just to be able to photoshop her for four more years...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# you could still do that anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# ^This^ is 100% fact.
I'd rather have my eyes gouged out with rusty forks.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Gayer! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# woo to this :-)
I would like to flay the skin from her bones though.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Very good
Do hope you don't mind a TJ
New ad campaign from Richard Dawkins - There is no God - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7681914.stm
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# What do you think about this?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# waste of money
like all bus ads

if dawkins was crucified it would be fun
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# i tell you what
Richard Hawkins is going the right way about spending an eternity in fiery damnation.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# well he hasn't actually masterminded it, just endorsed it.
but more importantly, a link to the donation site was posted here earlier today, and within about 3 hours it had jumped from £7'200 to £10'500.

i love b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ooh did they get donation icons?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Richard Dawkins is a tit.
England is officially a Christian country last time I looked.

Can you imagine what the Muslims would say if it was specifically aimed at them?

But seeing as he's picking on the Christians no one cares.

Wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# How is he picking on Christians?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Christian country.
Try putting that on a bus in Iraq.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I'm not sure Iraq has an atheist humanist association
and if they do I doubt it has ten grand to spend on adverts.
... I guess, to be fair, it's a sort of reply to (I presume) adverts from Christians. And they are a softer target than muslims, who get all burny.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# well to be fair, all religions revolve around a "God" of some sort.
this is offensive to anyone who takes offense to it, i like that idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# He's
attacking all religions, Muslims and Jews have the same God as Christians.
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# See replies to others.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I see nothing but faulty logic in your argument
England being 'officially Christian' matters little - if you really cared about this fact surely you'd be in favour of a law banning religious subversion of any sort?

As for 'can you imagine what the Muslims would say', just because society seems to want to pander in a ridiculous and unfair way to one faith doesn't mean it should make that mistake elsewhere. Also, I find nothing here linking these adverts specifically to Christianity, that's your assumption and your bigotry.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# "that's your assumption and your bigotry."
England is a Christian country. Fact.

That is why I am suggesting it is aimed more at Christians than any other race.

"surely you'd be in favour of a law banning religious subversion of any sort?"

No, people can have their own opinions on things, I'd just quite like them to keep them to themselves.

Bigotry it is not.

" just because society seems to want to pander in a ridiculous and unfair way to one faith doesn't mean it should make that mistake elsewhere"

Both sides are at fault if you ask me. Stop pandering too them and they should shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# And you stomp all over your own arugment again
1 - All signs of faith are rejections of other faiths. Are you suggesting we ban all religious symbols of any description and make churches move underground?

2 - The largest faith in England claims to take in 22% of the population. The fact you lump a group of religions together under 'Christian' means nothing because I could just as easily describe it as 'Abrahamic' and thus include Islam and Judaism.

3 - If you want them to stop pandering then why did you argue against this in the first place?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
#
1. As I said, people can have their views, but I'd rather they keep it to themselves. If it means removing crosses from the front of churches and placing them inside as a clear line of what is "God bothering" and what isn't, then so be it.

2. You can describe it how you like. It is what England IS that is another matter. Legally, it's a Christian country. Most of the laws are based around (original) Christian views. Whether that is a good or bad thing I don't care.

3. Because this twat isn't shutting the fuck up either.
Atheism is an opioning I don't wish to be talked at about either.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
#
1 - You would really do that? Wow, you really must live a miserable, hateful existence to want to strip society of all overt differences.

2 - 'Legally it's a Christian country'? Prove it. Find me the laws. Go on.

3 - I think the last couple of lines say all that needs to be said about you.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I think we could all get along nicely
if there was no need to attack one anothers beliefs because some people can't keep it to themselves.

That is what I think.

That is all from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# So you're going to argue and tell people to shut the fuck up
but not back it up and then claim you want everyone to get along?

Fuck off back to the Daily Mail.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# I'd like to think this was a discussion. Apparently not.
What do you want me to prove then?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# The thing myself and Panasonic have asked you to prove at least twice
that 'England is officially/legally a Christian country'
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Have a look at the flag of England.
Tell me what you see.

Fine, England doesn't have as high a percentage of Christians (or if you really prefer - C of E) as it used to. It does, however, according to the latest census, still have a very high amount that still affiliate themselves with it.

www.statistics.gov.uk/census2001/profiles/commentaries/ethnicity.asp

That shows you current statistics, which I'm sure you would agree, is still quite high.

There is little doubt, though if you really want, it is provable, that England's laws are based around (original) Christian beliefs.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
#
High(ish) CoE membership does NOT make for an officially or legally Christian country. Try again.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# So now you're pulling me up on terminology,
instead of actually getting what I was saying?

In at least my eyes, ~71% of the population makes that country a Christian country.
That and the monarch being Christian, and she is (theoretically at least) the law setter (though she does so through her parliament).
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# When you say 'officially' or 'legally' I do expect you to stand by it, yes
because y'see, the world doesn't opperate via your eyes. Also, the queen is not the 'law setter' and has not been since the deposition of Charles I. Also, once again, you are trying to modify your stance. And again, we come to the argument that the term 'Christian' is basically meaningless as one sect of 'Christians' does not follow the ideals of the other. As I said, the largest religion accounts for at best 22% of the nation.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Fine.
We'll agree to disagree.

Hug? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I already disagree
so I'll pass on formality, thanks
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Grumpy.
*Hugs anyway*

Opinions! Who'd have 'em.

I don't know why I get like that at times. I'm just sick of both sides having to shove opposing opinions in their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# the flag of England?
Just how ill educated are you? I see the red cross. This was the standard brought over from the arms of Geoffrey of Aquitaine when he came to England to be monarch. It is not a religios symbol despite the fact that it later appeared on the arms of England's catholic murderers when they went to the middle east on their 'crusades' ( which was actually a land grab for the second sons of minor nobles who were having a hard time being anything under the laws of succession of the day. A fact many choose to overlook ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I stand corrected.
I wasn't aware of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# other way round
I think people realised it was a generally a really shit idea to go around killing people long before Jesus did or didn't roam the earth. Therefore i would suggest that what you call Christian Beliefs were based around common laws that have been around since we evolved into sentients beings (some of us are still undergoing the change).
(Cock Piss Partridge Couldn't give a shit who Virgilio Anderson is., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I'm not necessarily talking about killing people.
That's obviously the first thing you think of though when you think of laws.

Take for example:
It was illegal to be Gay until fairly recently.
It was illegal to have sex outside of marriage.
It is illegal to have multiple wives.

Mainly, they seem revolve around sex, which is interesting.

There's many that were likely to not have been around prior to Jesus' possible existence.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# England is not a christian nation.
( what does that mean anyway?) And seeing as you state it as fact I'll be awaiting the bit where you show me the law which states that as fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Ashley
we have jewish law and some Islamic. ok confined to civil courts but it exists -you can get divorced under them for example

There is no christian equivalent.

/psychology tutorial mode off
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# this means nothing to me.
Our law is not canonical even if it has ideas which overlap with religious group law. having a sensible law that allows for people to know right or wrong so that they make people behave in a moral manner and has nothing whatsoever to do with religion.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Well, the C of E does have certain special, rather boring powers.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_England_Assembly_(Powers)_Act_1919
And it is called the Church of England.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# England is
pretty much a secular country. Although the official religion of the monarch ( and would be expected to be followed by the monarchs people ) is protestant church of England ( one of many 'christian' faiths ) many clergy including the Archbishop of York agree that the UK is now secular.

And even if it were a 'christian' nation ( a notion I find abhorrent and dangerous in a multi-cultural society ) why is Dawkins picking on christians? He's an intelligent and insightful man who is merely picking on superstitious idiots who waste their lives chasing god. That's just about every religious group, last time I checked they all believed in god bar a few off on a tangent.
We have a separation of church and state in this country and have had for some time. Therefore there is no official religion in the terms you would like there to be.

I put it to you that you don't know what you are fucking talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'm suggesting that he should stop telling people what to think
and so should the religions.

But un-aided free choice is a little scary to a lot of people it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# How exactly is telling people what you think stripping them of free will?
If you're a fully grown adult weak-minded enough to let someone tell you exactly what right and wrong are, exactly how to live your life and exactly how and why we exist and never back up an ounce of it you deserve everything you get.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Sadly, there are far too many people who are that weak-minded.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# That's their deal, not mine
I could walk past a 500 foot tall crucifix emblazoned with neon passages from the bible and celebrity promotion and not flinch.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# but you are changing tack.
You started by arguing that the UK or England is a christian nation and that anyone who quite rightly tells people to worry less about the existence of god and get on with their lives is attacking christians. Christianity is not even a religion per se. It's a doctrine and a set of tenets under which many religious groups operate their cult of worship. You don't have to be religious to live your life by a set of christian values as they merely sow a moral way of living.

The Uk operates a frreedom of religion policy which means that we are free to choose any faith we like, and more importantly to choose no faith. this is what makes us a secular nation.

our law is set by the state and is not canonical. Your argument is flawed.

And i'll end by saying simply this. If people are allowed to preach religious nonsense then other people have every right to argue against it without the fear of persecution from religious groups.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# fuck off deluded idiot. your invisible wizard and his zombie son cannot help you
:P
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I'm agnostic as it happens.
I get pissed of watching both sides of the argument.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# personally i'm delighted that this ad has been made
tho i'd prefer....

'why not be nice to other people for the sake of it? rather than because the bogey man will punish you forever after you die if you don't'

bit long, but then it is on a bendy bus
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Dawkins thinks the main way people acquire religion
is by means of the parents deciding what religion their children are. An advert about not doing that might be a lot more effective than this one. Adverts have little enough effect on selling products (beyond "product awareness") - which is just as well - so I doubt they can combat powerful memes directly.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Silly Quijibo. Prof. Dawkins is not tit


Dawkins ashley debunks all religion as a steaming pile of superstition.

He focuses on the 'Abrahamic' religions, Judaism Christianity & Islam, but only as these are best-known amongst his book-buying public.

He does compare & contrast these religions with Scientology and the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and points out that they are all as daft as each other.


(Flappers, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Glad someone's saying it
Whilst I do believe in some sort of creator and/or entity outside our universe it's entirely true that religions get undeserved breaks from lawmakers.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# how odd
talking of advertising campaigns,
this just dropped onto my doormat:

Worst restaurant name ever:


The website shows the correct name - the printers must have spellchecked it and cocked up.
Makes it sound like they're recovering from a recent botulism scare and are being reassuring...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Best quote of that article:
"Bendy-buses, like atheism, are a danger to the public at large".
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I liked the bit where the Christian pressure group
said that being preached at is annoying, but sometimes good for people. Sometimes presumably meaning when Christians do it, and annoying presumably meaning these adverts.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# In answer to the mail i got
yes i shopped this and added Jesus that's why it isn't on links. I thought it was obvious...doh

so nerr nerr
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Its the Humanist Association, not Dawkins' doing
and I love how Johnnie Christian pretty much advocates all the church nice people to vandalise the posters
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Solly
I knew he paid 50% so assumed it was him, its the athiest society doing it not humanist they just banking the dosh

www.atheistcampaign.org/
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# he didn't pay anything
the general public donated 20k instead of the 5k they were aiming for. Seems a lot of people want religion to take a back seat for a while
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Ha, I missed the tacit incitement of graffiti.
That's awesome.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# He'll turn in his grave!

Oh wait, he's not dead yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I don't know why...


I just love this scientist guy...

EDIT and God I have no sense of perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
#
Seems to be quite proud of himself...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# He has science to be proud of...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# smug science
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Naaah hardly smug...
He's just genuinely chuffed about it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# he's
smuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# textbook
gurn - he's ready for the horse-collar
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You just know there's going to be 3 along in a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha!
actually, in all seriousness, the bus service on Easter Island is a disgrace...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hehe
this made me lol alot.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha!, they'll be waiting until next easter....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# haha
this is very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# top work sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# they look a little like meercats
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Woous maximus!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# It's a bumpy ride on the good ship Palin...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# good tit jiggle
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *is hypnotised*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# william shatner's worst nightmare
set course for babe planet - but they all have pseudo-Minnesotan accents!

MCCAAAAAAAAAAAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ooo that's making my brain go funny...
and no not in that way you filthy little b3tans ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Judy!
Judyjudyjudyjudyjudyjudyjudyjudyjudy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# seams dance!
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha that's very very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Ooooh...sexxxxxy......
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# this seams sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# needs more guns, gun$ mean$ vote$
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rGBxpYbBdQ
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# has your phone been tapped yet?
Edit: Reply if the FBI haven't shot you seven times in the head yet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# ill call a plumber
what eh?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# sorry, what was that? I was just dodging bullets labelled "Freedom of speech is for commies"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# you took too long...
what are you then? FBI or CIA? Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I can't tell you, it's classified
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *answers door*
aaah, what? I didn't do anything!

I'm a patsy!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I thought you said pasty then.
I had one last night. It was cheese and bacon, and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# haha!
that reminds me...

*bastes chicken*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Gross!
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I approve of the image, if not the jiggling
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# haha!
ball-ticklesome!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I approve of this comment. A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That's a *man*, baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# looks like
a transvestite Barry Chuckle
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i'm currently getting really miffed with my latest palin image, 6 hours and counting and i still can't get it right.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# milf miffed?
milf miff muff
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# I used to find her sexy
now she makes me want to vomit out of my anus
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Unfembots!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Lost in space?
Troll, jailbait, MILF

In other news: I am cunting angry!!!!!

I just got cut up at the petrol station by a twelve year old in a driving school car.* He only did it because his tweed-jacketed arse of an instructor told him to, but I'm still not fucking happy with him.

As I pulled up to the pump behind him and got my fuel, I was giving him Right EvilsTM and he looked like he was about to cry.

I then followed him for a while (not on purpose, we were going the same way) and his little face in the rear view mirror was getting more and more scared.

Good.

*learner driver may not have been twelve, but he was still young enough to make me feel like a grumpy old woman.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# you should have run him through with a sword
it's the only way they'll learn these kids

I blame the government
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

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