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[challenge entry] Maaan - that was some party.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# HO HO HO
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:52, archived)
# "I paid a quid for these underpants and I've got about 50 pence worth stuck up me arse."
:D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha that would make him angry
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Norrin Raddical.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:05, archived)
# Mustabinbun a decapod times
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# I clicked
it got bigger!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)
# NSFW!
nice
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
#
Browsing History now reads xxxprawn.jpg
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:15, archived)
# 'incognito' is your friend
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Tee hee :)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:21, archived)
# I have no idea what this about. I have never visited a site that resembles this at all.
*looks shifty*
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Bububububu
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:38, archived)
# haha this is superb :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Hey! Look at me! I'm out of bed before lunchtime with the QOTW vote...

Inspirational People - Submitter says: Outside my local hospital some years ago I saw a man sitting outside, in a wheelchair, who had both legs and his right arm amputated. He was truly inspirational. He had managed to light a cigarette, using matches, on a ridiculously windy day. Who inspires you?

Sporting Disasters - In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins how they got on in the field of sports

Practical Jokes - Clingfilm on a toilet seat? Pound coin glued to the floor? Or something far darker and original?

Freebies - Submitter says: What have you received that you didn't ask for or expect? B3ta Mod says: This written on my free iPad, whilst sitting on a balcony with a croissant






Vote closes around 1pm

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# I voted for practical jokes
but was vaguely disappointed that doing so didn't redirect me to a horse-related website.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:47, archived)
# "Sporting Disasters - In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins how they got on in the field of sports"
Hahahahahaahaha
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# ^ this
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# I hurt my knee playing football
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Oi! It's just my joke they rephrased...
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:04, archived)
# Oh shut up, Bernard.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# Sporting disasters probably has the most potential
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# question of the keech
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# look, if you all keep voting for practical jokes
Legless will just tell the story of when he sellotaped a Ferrari to a wall again, you know.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Bollocks.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# ouchies
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:40, archived)
# Aïe!
:D

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# I guess he now has
ring pieces
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# If...
You've had blood in your poo for over three weeks, your doctor wants to know about it.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:02, archived)
# the poor bastard can`t even get drunk or stoned
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Krypto the Superdog has a nice wash...

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Ewwww
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# If a dog with all of Superman's powers told you to suck its dick, it's going to go one of two ways.
Neither outcome could be considered a victory.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# "Oh Howdy, you're so licky..."
:D

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:23, archived)
# Comic Strip Presents ftmfw!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:25, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:27, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Hai Moleypoos :)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Well hello young fella-me-lad.
:D

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:31, archived)
# The expression on his face is perfect
and probably accurate
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Perfect.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] He hates washing up.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Sorry for posting on top; I didn't see you there...
:D

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:17, archived)
# Mutants and humans share one thing in common, then.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
Marvellous expression
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha
I bet he's got a post-it note on the worktop that says DO NOT PUT HEAD IN OVEN
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:38, archived)
# I like this
so I clicked
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# HAHAHA
Love this!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# great
you've made some crackers recently
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:14, archived)
# At least he'll never lose a teaspoon at the bottom.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Genuine lol from me.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 0:07, archived)
# haha!
very good.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)
# *VOORP*
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:14, archived)
# Splendid stuff.
How was your holiday?
:D

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Hai Moley!!
Cold and wet AND The noisiest Guinea Foul
in the world 20ft away!! :( other than that, ok ta :)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Mmmm.. I love guinea fowl.
:D

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)
# that's Shetland for you
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:39, archived)
# How did it smell?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:55, archived)
# To the Outer Banks of North Carolina?
To Rodanthe?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] time to chill
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Is it the sportscars? Wanna know how I got 'em?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Hehe
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Looks like he's thoroughly enjoying that newspaper...
:D

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# Why so smug?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Probably a bit shellfish of me starting a new thread for this

*ducks*
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# I'm no one minds if you mussel in
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:43, archived)
# It does seem to have caused the board to clam up.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# oyster it up a bit now then!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Watch while oyster them up again
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Ha I beat you to that one. Not so cockle now are you??!!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Now, now. Let's not make anemones.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Someone is crustacean for a bruising
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# I'll just point and laugh at his little winkle
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# leave him abalone
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)
# That'll just make him crabby
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:55, archived)
# Oh, Cod! I feel eel. These puns are giving me a terrible haddock.
I'm off to watch some prawn.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:59, archived)
# whelk-um on. Who's next?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Whoever it is, they'll need to learn to take it on the urchin.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)
# well that krilled this thread
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# are you sure ?
minds mines
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Limpets!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# limpet impostor
it's a bogey with a chinese hat
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# lacist
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# No, but this probably is..

Nothing to do with me - a genuine panel from the early 80's comics.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Bunch of gnashists!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Wow
Someone should make a cake like that and then get a swedish culture minister to feed it to them
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# BLÄK LADYCÄKEN
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:36, archived)
# It would be more lacist
if he was brown and saying "Ganesh! Ganesh!"

"Oh my God!"
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Can I cut this one out and keep it, please?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Limpets look more like snails.
I eat them.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Welcome to the board
I don't understand your picture, but you have none-the-less made a good entry.

Fnarr fnarr.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# right on cue
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# He'e been taking tips.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:08, archived)
# Ha!
India tested a rocket specifically for lofting buckets of instant sunshine and was met by a deafening silence of international protest...
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:54, archived)
# It's the US that frighten me
They've actually used them on PEOPLE
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Germany, Russia and Japan were all working on them too.
Germany fucked up as Heisenberg was useless in the role as project leader and chose the wrong moderator, Russia was too busy chucking everyone at the Eastern Front and Japan lacked the uranium. Just a matter of circumstances and timing.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:08, archived)
# The content of this post juxtaposed against your sig are unintentionally entertaining
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)
# maybe heisenberg was really uncertain in making decisions?
or something
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:55, archived)
# Yeah, well, they're OK them Indians.
It's not like they're a massively populated country with a dodgy leadership and a grudge to bear, is it... erm, is it? Anyway, them North Koreans, eh? Everso naughty, they are.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# and foreign
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:37, archived)
# Hello, spearmint.
Welcome to b3ta.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Hello.
I am honoured you have chosen my Quo news ticker to make your first picture. Eric Morcambe is looking old now, isn't he?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
# Pull up a kitten.
Etc.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] B&Q, Saturday
Must be doing a bit of DIY
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)
# pfft
surely he just stands at the entrance and shouts for them to come to him :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Works for me...
...but they're not so keen in Mothercare.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Arf.
But with a name like Mjölnir, I'd have to wonder if the hammer came from Ikea. :-)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Best prices in the Nine Realms.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)
# :)
he's got nothing on Edward Scissorhands
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# He's the other side of the hedge doing all the work!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Hai Joe, can he come round mine?
Bloody conifers!!! :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:28, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# slashmyprivet.com
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# dirty boy
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# I won't deny that.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh, the irony
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The ironing is delicious
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
*awaits calls that that's not irony*
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)
# which is of course the irony
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# i no rite but i get that because i understand irony becuz im all clever n shit
Which is, of course, the purpose of pointing out and discussing irony.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:32, archived)
# Hurrah!
Genius!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Was there a line in the Alanis Morrisette song then
"It's like a no smoking sign, when all you want is a fag"?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:48, archived)
# it was edited out because fag means something different to Americans
alternatively

It's like a no smoking sign, when all you want is a smoke
It's like meeting a beautiful girl and finding out she's a bloke
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:08, archived)
# Hehe, yay, time for a pearoast ;)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I know what youre thinking, but I dont want to go into a care home.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Make it go!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# That's a lot funnier than it should be :)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:20, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:12, archived)
# He's so moneysupermarket, he doesn't even know it
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Aww, bless.
He's going upstairs for Number One.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:30, archived)
# CAPTAIN
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:09, archived)
# There are FOUR lights!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Did I miss the memo?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
# I contemplated shopping a pregnant Shirley Jean, with the legend 'before birth'
but decided against it.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Nice
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] if we're doing heroes we've got to do villains too
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)
# hahaha!
He should send a CV to Tesco..!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] WOO!!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:00, archived)
# at home?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:03, archived)
# He lives in a beachfront property
;)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:06, archived)
#
in a beachfront property on a beach
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:07, archived)
# That's the one
:D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
# This is awesome
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:16, archived)
# cheers chap
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Worrall Thompson's been down Tesco's again!
Wonderful work as usual. *click*
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Lovely
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:18, archived)
# Mr Tickle
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)
# smooth, I bet he is touching himself with his "real" hands
edit: oh, is that a glitch I see?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:07, archived)
# excellent :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:40, archived)
# Lol
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:26, archived)
# *applauds*
Marvellous.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Awesome.
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# hahahaha awesomely done
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 3:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:53, archived)
# haha
it's amazing how quickly we forget about the fun incentives to smoke more :D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# hahahaha
I still have one of those free dentist mags featuring Nick O'Teen. Being Irish, I sided with the O'Teen one and decided to take up smoking myself :)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:42, archived)
# wow, memories.
I've still got my Nick O'Teen badge somewhere. I didn't start smoking 'til I left school, then didn't stop for over a decade.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:11, archived)
[challenge entry] If you want to get ahead...
Get a hat.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Awws
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)
# nicely
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
[challenge entry] !!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:47, archived)
# That's vile...
...have a [click]
:-D
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:02, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
indeed

Although only massive geeks like me will get it
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 4:03, archived)
# Knitting lols!
Why not in the comp?
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:39, archived)
# indy's not exactly a superhero
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Duh yeah I see your point.
Although I'm sure there will be far more tenuous entries.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry] one from the vaults
this image is almost 10 years old now:

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:16, archived)
# toooo soooooon
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Instant pearoast opportunity to get my juices flowing...
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:00, archived)
# in a new thread?
but Doctor, you spoil us! ;)
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I've been away too long.
I am all the time touching my ass.

Might as well chuck this one in then:
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
And if we are pearoasting spideys, I imagine he sits around in front of his computer lacking hummus like the rest of us

(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)
# he's always on that there web
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:11, archived)
# she sure is a purty spanger
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)
# She looks like Deborah Ann Woll
Jessica in True Blood

Which is no bad thing.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:38, archived)
# baddum
tisch!
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:14, archived)

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