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Maaan - that was some party.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:18,
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"I paid a quid for these underpants and I've got about 50 pence worth stuck up me arse.":D
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maiden Imperfect Evolution, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:57,
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hahaha that would make him angry(
Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 13:05,
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Mustabinbun a decapod times(
Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:08,
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I have no idea what this about. I have never visited a site that resembles this at all.*looks shifty*
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da5id something witty here, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:28,
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Help us choose the new Question of the WeekHey! Look at me! I'm out of bed before lunchtime with the QOTW vote...
Inspirational People - Submitter says: Outside my local hospital some years ago I saw a man sitting outside, in a wheelchair, who had both legs and his right arm amputated. He was truly inspirational. He had managed to light a cigarette, using matches, on a ridiculously windy day. Who inspires you?
Sporting Disasters - In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins how they got on in the field of sports
Practical Jokes - Clingfilm on a toilet seat? Pound coin glued to the floor? Or something far darker and original?
Freebies - Submitter says: What have you received that you didn't ask for or expect? B3ta Mod says: This written on my free iPad, whilst sitting on a balcony with a croissant
Vote closes around 1pm
(Inspirational People - Submitter says: Outside my local hospital some years ago I saw a man sitting outside, in a wheelchair, who had both legs and his right arm amputated. He was truly inspirational. He had managed to light a cigarette, using matches, on a ridiculously windy day. Who inspires you?
Sporting Disasters - In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins how they got on in the field of sports
Practical Jokes - Clingfilm on a toilet seat? Pound coin glued to the floor? Or something far darker and original?
Freebies - Submitter says: What have you received that you didn't ask for or expect? B3ta Mod says: This written on my free iPad, whilst sitting on a balcony with a croissant
Vote closes around 1pm
Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:42,
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I voted for practical jokesbut was vaguely disappointed that doing so didn't redirect me to a horse-related website.
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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:47,
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"Sporting Disasters - In which we ask a bunch of pasty-faced shut-ins how they got on in the field of sports"Hahahahahaahaha
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A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:48,
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Sporting disasters probably has the most potential(
Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:55,
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look, if you all keep voting for practical jokesLegless will just tell the story of when he sellotaped a Ferrari to a wall again, you know.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:34,
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Aïe!:D
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Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:42,
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I guess he now hasring pieces
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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:42,
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If...You've had blood in your poo for over three weeks, your doctor wants to know about it.
(, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:02,
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the poor bastard can`t even get drunk or stoned(
Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:11,
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Krypto the Superdog has a nice wash...
Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:16,
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If a dog with all of Superman's powers told you to suck its dick, it's going to go one of two ways.Neither outcome could be considered a victory.
( Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22,
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"Oh Howdy, you're so licky...":D
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:23,
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\o/ Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:27,
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Well hello young fella-me-lad.:D
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:31,
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The expression on his face is perfectand probably accurate
( Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:51,
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He hates washing up.
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:16,
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Hahaha!Sorry for posting on top; I didn't see you there...
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:17,
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Mutants and humans share one thing in common, then.(
Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:19,
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hahahaha!Marvellous expression
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:34,
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hahahaI bet he's got a post-it note on the worktop that says DO NOT PUT HEAD IN OVEN
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:38,
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I like thisso I clicked
( Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:43,
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At least he'll never lose a teaspoon at the bottom.(
wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 18:32,
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Splendid stuff.How was your holiday?
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22,
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Hai Moley!!Cold and wet AND The noisiest Guinea Foul
in the world 20ft away!! :( other than that, ok ta :)
(in the world 20ft away!! :( other than that, ok ta :)
Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:26,
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Mmmm.. I love guinea fowl.:D
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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To the Outer Banks of North Carolina? To Rodanthe?
( HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:23,
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Arf!:D
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:18,
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Is it the sportscars? Wanna know how I got 'em?(
Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:05,
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Looks like he's thoroughly enjoying that newspaper...:D
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:24,
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Probably a bit shellfish of me starting a new thread for this
*ducks*
rotten eggs is using a cocktail stick to pick the smeg out., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:42,
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I'm no one minds if you mussel in(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:43,
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It does seem to have caused the board to clam up.(
Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:45,
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oyster it up a bit now then!(
rotten eggs is using a cocktail stick to pick the smeg out., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:48,
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Watch while oyster them up again(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:48,
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Ha I beat you to that one. Not so cockle now are you??!!(
rotten eggs is using a cocktail stick to pick the smeg out., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:52,
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Now, now. Let's not make anemones.(
Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:53,
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Someone is crustacean for a bruising(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:54,
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I'll just point and laugh at his little winkle(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:54,
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That'll just make him crabby(
Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:55,
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Oh, Cod! I feel eel. These puns are giving me a terrible haddock.I'm off to watch some prawn.
( Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:59,
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whelk-um on. Who's next?(
rotten eggs is using a cocktail stick to pick the smeg out., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:59,
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Whoever it is, they'll need to learn to take it on the urchin.(
Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:02,
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limpet impostorit's a bogey with a chinese hat
( Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:54,
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No, but this probably is..
Nothing to do with me - a genuine panel from the early 80's comics.
Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:13,
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Bunch of gnashists!(
rotten eggs is using a cocktail stick to pick the smeg out., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:20,
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WowSomeone should make a cake like that and then get a swedish culture minister to feed it to them
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emvee is the best thing about being British, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22,
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It would be more lacistif he was brown and saying "Ganesh! Ganesh!"
"Oh my God!"
("Oh my God!"
RedHouse Missed my b3taday, dammit!, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:03,
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Can I cut this one out and keep it, please?(
Yo 'Ho of Charles Dance mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:57,
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Limpets look more like snails.I eat them.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:10,
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Welcome to the boardI don't understand your picture, but you have none-the-less made a good entry.
Fnarr fnarr.
(Fnarr fnarr.
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:44,
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Ha!India tested a rocket specifically for lofting buckets of instant sunshine and was met by a deafening silence of international protest...
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Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:54,
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It's the US that frighten meThey've actually used them on PEOPLE
( Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:59,
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Germany, Russia and Japan were all working on them too.Germany fucked up as Heisenberg was useless in the role as project leader and chose the wrong moderator, Russia was too busy chucking everyone at the Eastern Front and Japan lacked the uranium. Just a matter of circumstances and timing.
( Colonel Boris Back from Australia to save b3ta, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:08,
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The content of this post juxtaposed against your sig are unintentionally entertaining(
boris the spider, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:10,
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maybe heisenberg was really uncertain in making decisions?or something
( discomeats Meh., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:55,
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Yeah, well, they're OK them Indians.It's not like they're a massively populated country with a dodgy leadership and a grudge to bear, is it... erm, is it? Anyway, them North Koreans, eh? Everso naughty, they are.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:34,
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Hello, spearmint.Welcome to b3ta.
( Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:00,
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Hello.I am honoured you have chosen my Quo news ticker to make your first picture. Eric Morcambe is looking old now, isn't he?
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:09,
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B&Q, SaturdayMust be doing a bit of DIY
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:24,
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pfftsurely he just stands at the entrance and shouts for them to come to him :D
( HappyToast nevermind eh,, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:24,
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Works for me......but they're not so keen in Mothercare.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:25,
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Arf.But with a name like Mjölnir, I'd have to wonder if the hammer came from Ikea. :-)
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:42,
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:)he's got nothing on Edward Scissorhands
( HappyToast nevermind eh,, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:21,
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He's the other side of the hedge doing all the work!(
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:22,
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HahahahahahahHai Joe, can he come round mine?
Bloody conifers!!! :D
(Bloody conifers!!! :D
Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:28,
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Oh, the irony
Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:18,
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The ironing is delicious
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:19,
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Hahahaha*awaits calls that that's not irony*
( A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:22,
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which is of course the irony(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:30,
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i no rite but i get that because i understand irony becuz im all clever n shitWhich is, of course, the purpose of pointing out and discussing irony.
( A Vagabond lol commie povvo, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:32,
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Was there a line in the Alanis Morrisette song then"It's like a no smoking sign, when all you want is a fag"?
( Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:48,
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it was edited out because fag means something different to Americans alternatively
It's like a no smoking sign, when all you want is a smoke
It's like meeting a beautiful girl and finding out she's a bloke
(It's like a no smoking sign, when all you want is a smoke
It's like meeting a beautiful girl and finding out she's a bloke
Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:08,
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I know what youre thinking, but I dont want to go into a care home.
yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:08,
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That's a lot funnier than it should be :)(
Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:20,
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He's so moneysupermarket, he doesn't even know it(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:20,
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Aww, bless.He's going upstairs for Number One.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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I contemplated shopping a pregnant Shirley Jean, with the legend 'before birth'but decided against it.
( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:57,
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if we're doing heroes we've got to do villains too
HappyToast nevermind eh,, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:54,
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hahaha!He should send a CV to Tesco..!
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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He lives in a beachfront property;)
( Ninj didn't have much money on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:06,
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Worrall Thompson's been down Tesco's again!Wonderful work as usual. *click*
( Q4nobody, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:29,
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smooth, I bet he is touching himself with his "real" handsedit: oh, is that a glitch I see?
( Ham o' Shatner siggety siggety, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:07,
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*applauds*Marvellous.
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 9:16,
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hahait's amazing how quickly we forget about the fun incentives to smoke more :D
( HappyToast nevermind eh,, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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hahahahaI still have one of those free dentist mags featuring Nick O'Teen. Being Irish, I sided with the O'Teen one and decided to take up smoking myself :)
( Q4nobody, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:42,
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wow, memories.I've still got my Nick O'Teen badge somewhere. I didn't start smoking 'til I left school, then didn't stop for over a decade.
( Ministry of Shelving dreambase: locked in your oven by a Ragga Twin, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:11,
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If you want to get ahead...Get a hat.
( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:50,
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Hahaha!indeed
Although only massive geeks like me will get it
(Although only massive geeks like me will get it
Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 4:03,
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Knitting lols!Why not in the comp?
( thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:39,
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indy's not exactly a superhero(
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:43,
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Duh yeah I see your point.Although I'm sure there will be far more tenuous entries.
( thecrapgatsby did actually promise you a rose garden, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:45,
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one from the vaultsthis image is almost 10 years old now:
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:16,
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Instant pearoast opportunity to get my juices flowing...
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:00,
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in a new thread?but Doctor, you spoil us! ;)
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mr horrible prick wanker, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:03,
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I've been away too long.I am all the time touching my ass.
Might as well chuck this one in then:
(Might as well chuck this one in then:
Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:22,
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hahaAnd if we are pearoasting spideys, I imagine he sits around in front of his computer lacking hummus like the rest of us
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:09,
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she sure is a purty spanger(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:14,
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She looks like Deborah Ann Woll(
Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:38,
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baddumtisch!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:14,
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