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[challenge entry] I am 34 years old.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# er..happy birthday?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# No
I was told this by my wife when she caught me drawing this.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
i always feel a bit ashamed when people catch me on b3ta. then i think "fuck it, i'm 32, i'll do what *i* want" and sit around naked and stinking.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# 32? dont worry about it
I'm 38 but I think I stopped maturing at age 12-13 :)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# :)
i think i go through days of being distressingly mature. i try and get over it fast though
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Her indoors
thinks that i should be doing "work" instead of drawing a biro penis, i didn't get married for a lecture on communism.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:21, archived)
# haha
just tell her that the world always needs humour, and there's little better to brighten these dark days than massive biro penises
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Massive?
Does size matter?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Boris, gah, man, I'm 45
and I'll never leave.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:48, archived)
# exactly how it should be
what i'd like to do is start posting more pictures again, myself. i've not been puerile enough these last couple of years
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Do it!
I just got a tablet late last year and I'm drawing silliness constantly! You'll be welcomed with open arms
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Whenever I'm anywhere near something I can draw on in a public place
Such as PC world's Tablet section I get a gleeful look in my face.

The wife clocks my expression and sternly rebukes,"Don't even think about it."

I'm 40 and convinced the world needs to see more CDC's
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:30, archived)
# the world would be a miserable place if you couldn't have purile fun
long live b3ta!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Well said
They never show us the cave paintings involving cock but i bet they exist cdc as long as time itself.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:47, archived)
# christ there are tons of them
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:54, archived)
# I have always seen that as beastiality
Involving a cat, but i now see it is cdc
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:58, archived)
# not even all that crude
it's quite neatly done. it doesn't have the requisite number of pubes, either.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:02, archived)
# Hippy Bird-day!

EDIT: Bollocks (again)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# best just sit low Wobbly
Not long till beer-o-clock
:D
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# SNIG
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Racist!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# hmmmm ....
intriguing question
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Thanks, what about this one?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# These are all splendid
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 17:49, archived)
# is this jay zed's new song?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# HAHAHA
It actually raps pretty well too
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# ^qotw
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:22, archived)
# good point
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# fuck it in the bastard
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# fuck it, kill its baby and then sup on it's milky tears until you need to repeat the process
is the industrialised standard
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# ciijasiie
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Pull its Tallywacker taught and hold the tea cup underneath it.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:19, archived)
# like this
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:27, archived)
# i'd suggest sucking it
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Hand Solo
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Ooh crikey
shopped only please :)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:10, archived)
# spewing forth the hoth
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:13, archived)
# haha, very good
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# pffft!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Good heavens!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Oh my word!
His blaster isn't as big as it is in the movies...
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Some Friday afternoon silliness
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:03, archived)
# and then there's crawling out the would wark
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
#
hahaha
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:08, archived)
# waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# The life cycle of a smilie
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:00, archived)
# "B3TA: more subscribers than there are Lib-Dem voters"
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Cheers
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# 1st
1st Bollocks!

EDIT: I like the one about the "Harsh reality books for kids" Fucking shitty magnets!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Yay!
Cheers Rob
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# the Onion autism reporter link is busted
gets a 404 instead of b3ta.com/links/785056
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# Yay cheers Rob
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# thankyekindly
enjoyeth yon bankholiday
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Goodjobrob
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Nice little joke :)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# badum tish
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Marvellous :o)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:57, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# geeklols
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
*click!*
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Robot is staring at donkey lady tits
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# I thought that was meant to be a penguin?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Oh it's a penguin?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I asked this the other day
Someone told me it's a hyrax. I asked "Why the beak?" but got... no reply.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Oh it's a hyrax?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Maybe, I also thought its head was an inkwell
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Oh it's an inkwell?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# You missed my reply then
Pip is a penguin :)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# A penguin that resembles no other penguin on earth?
It's a hyrax
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:17, archived)
# *gently pushes this your way*
"Pip (Phillip) McGraw, a male anthropomorphic penguin embodying many of the stereotypes of fanboy/geekdom, who makes a living buying and selling via eBuy."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sequential_Art_%28webcomic%29
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Love that!
:D
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:48, archived)
# You can make one, if you like...
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# Shika Shika:
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
#
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
# oh come on, that one's just begging for it
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
# *enromous office LOLs*
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# ^ Them
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:55, archived)
# that's a beauty
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:59, archived)
# WANK IT!
WANK IT HARD!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha :)
Who needs cucumbers?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:18, archived)
# I don't understand any of this
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Have you collected your lunch of the day award?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:01, archived)
# I did indeed
It was liquid, fizzy and about 4.5%
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# I get the feeling Pip's grown an immunity to painful sprays
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Oh, my!
Hilary's got a "past", eh? I can't wait to see those special files.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:52, archived)
# Pip is likely to get a big kiss on the head for that.
Once the spray has been washed off, of course.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
I'm looking for a sublime
subject line
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# B3ta 2012: /Board's still good, /Talk has died
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Huge swings
down the giant park
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Drawing your attention to b3ta-biro week!
(with tits)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# "Drawing" your attention
geddit?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Yes...
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Erection week special
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# ^ Lacist
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
# B3TA: more subscribers than there are LibDem voters.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# and lurkers...
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:20, archived)
# It's better than Glaucoma
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Boris Johnson re-election special
full of shit because that's what you voted for

or Ken Livingston re-election special
Something something something grumpy newt lover
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# Have you put surface-to-air missiles on top of b3ta towers, Rob?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
# please read it it is very good
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# FIT AND PROPER PEOPLE TO RUN A PUERILE DIGITAL ART COMMUNITY? YOU DECIDE.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
# ^ This
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# Read it or we'll put a missile launcher on your roof*

*I never actually read it.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
# Don't vote for Labour, Murdoch doesn't own them..as much
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:40, archived)
# win a horse, a magic horse
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Gets my click
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# here's one
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# CA$H PRIZE CROSSWORD (answers at the bottom of page if you only want to do it for fun)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# old gang reunite for more pie rape
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# UK despairs at thought of Boris at olympic opening ceremony
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# THIS IS THE LAND OF MILLIBAND!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Olympic defence budget overspend - Coe goes ballistic
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
# twat
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# ___ minutes since our last flounce
insert correct time
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 23:33, archived)
[challenge entry] badly drawn biro art is srs biznz fella
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:20, archived)
# Fuck me, that's terrifying
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:23, archived)
# Fred West?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# ^ THIS
excellent
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Andre the Giant?
Barry Sheen?
early 80s Saturday morning tv wrestler?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Is it Murdoc?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# no, might be BA Baracus though
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# christ
it's like what I see in the mirror in the morning after a night drinking biro ink
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
# which requires more suction to drink
a biro or a Mcdonalds thick shake?

Might be worth asking someone to find that out in the newsletter :D
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# :D
I am trying to do some now (and some drawing)
Anyone else getting cunting cramp in their hands?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Too much cunting will do that to you
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Thank you nurse
saves me a phone call to nhs direct :)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Frightening
I'm going to repost these as they're never again going to be topical:

(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:33, archived)
# May the 4rth!

keepit-peachy
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# LOL, STAR TREK!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# May the image size get smaller
The following gif was misappropriated. I now discover I was wrong about big images so I would like to add the following prepared statement:

Sorry J-digital, I am a twunt. I will go back and read the FAQs.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# oh yeah, that's right, I should have said
THIS IS ALL HUGE AND SHIT AND IS BIGGER THAN THE MOON? ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE MOON? OF COURSE YOU AREN'T AS IT IS DWARFED BY THE SIZE OF THIS GARGANTUAN IMAGE THAT NOT ONLY BLOCKS OUT THE MOON BUT IS BIGGER THAN THE MOON INFACT IF YOU PUT IT NEXT TO THE SUN IT WOULD BLOCK OUT THE SUN TOO THUS PREVENTING THE REFLECTION OF LIGHT FROM THE MOON THUS OBSCURING THE MOON YET FURTHER.

/[modedit] blog
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# This is full of moon
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# bah it's shrunk now!
I'll have to take my outrage out on the scapegoats

bloody scapegoats! It's political correctness gone mad!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Wow yes that extra 6kb really slows things down...
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:01, archived)
# MY GRANDSON WAS SLOWED DOWN TO A CRAWL BY THE EXTRA 6KB
MY GRANDSON!!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# I've seen Spectrum computers with less memory*
*I haven't really
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# was there a bigger one first?
haha, what if all the people that complain about file size nazis were complaining about the positive results of file size nazism.

That's actually quite likely and quite amusing when you think about it.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# My grandson saw this and laughed.
so I beat him with a stick.


MY GRANDSON!!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:06, archived)
# beat him for me too will you
cheers.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:07, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# It was a larger image, weighing in at an outrageous 106.6kb.
I felt a sudden disturbance in the board, as if millions of voices cried "FAQ" in unison, and then were silenced.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
# the way he apologised I assumed it was a 1mb file
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Unless I got my decimal point mixed up nope.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# It was more the physical dimensions of the original than the file-size I think
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
# GDLI
4eva in are hartz :(
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:49, archived)
# is there a limit
is there a max dimention guide? i know there is if you wnat on teh front page but in general?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I think as long as it's not 404 pixels wide you're pretty free with actual image size.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# hahaha
amazing where being polite gets you isn't it
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:41, archived)
# :o)
It's kind of entered b3ta folklore alongside "too brown"
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I never saw the start of too brown
don't suppose you have a link?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
#
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#
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:54, archived)
#
height="90000">
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
# Yeah, adding a 400kB anim to complain about file size really helps things a lot
;)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:14, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
# <
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# this is an example of erm
some

thing.. dunno, something.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
# I think my comment was perhaps ambiguous.
I said "image size" referring to the really big picture - not "file size" implying it didn't meet the FAQ because it was over 100k
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
# there's no limit on dimensions in the FAQ
"as far as pixel size goes there is no real limit"

KB is more specific "50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable. Likewise, animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, but never exceed 400 KB"

I could point out that your FAQ anim really could be optimized better ;)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# Well I live and learn - I always thought images had to be no bigger than 400 pixels wide
I will have Morph fist-ram a copy of the FAQs down my throat.

Also, I am useless at optimising images so any help you can render would be genuinely appreciated. :)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# 400 wide is the front page width
(yes bigger will work but it makes the front page look like its set up by a lazy web monkey)

Optimizing, other than finding a good automated tool (I use Animation Shop, a discontinued free gif tool from Jasc, now Corel) try doing things like copying all the static area from one frame across all the others to avoid background noise.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Cheers HappyToast....
I am beginning to do that with some of the newer gifs I'm making (learned through trial and error in photoshop).

I've never used any other programs before but I'd love to have an automated tool to do the heavy lifting. At the minute I can't really do anything bigger than 30-50 frames lest the gif becomes unintelligible following optimisation.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:56, archived)
# Ironically though, I don't think there's anything in the FAQ about the physical stupendousness of images
but very big pics can be annoying, it's true
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# It's twue! It's twue! It's twue!
/ac
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# This is ace
but it's bigger than Alderaan, so maybe a shrink in file size? 100kb or less? Apart from that BRILLIANT!

EDIT: Good man! :D
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Nightmare
Ah man i fucked up! posted the large one, hold on and ill fix it, i just wanted to make silky smooth :( updated and optimised
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
# No worries Hombre....
I like your image - it was just a bit massive before.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:05, archived)
# I wasn't really angry, so I don't want you to think I'm just being an asshole over something completely trivial.
I am an asshole though, haha.

\o/
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:07, archived)
# hahahaha
No worries dude! its been a while since Ive posted! will need to get back into the swing of it
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# it wopuldn't be b3ta unless some twat got offended by something
then exploded into a rage, put on a magnificent party dress and flounced spectacularly leaving a trail of confusion and piss taking :D
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Fuck you
My grandmother was killed by a magnificent party dress, I'm leaving forever, you insensitive bastard
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Don't forget to rip the security door off it's hinges and sell it on ebay on the way out
:D
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# La la la
Can't hear you, I've left forever
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Then come back as my other account just to make sure everyone's noticed that I've left
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I have never seen so much flouncing!
And in PINK too!

Breathtaking. XD
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
# oh my, that dress is suitable for extreme professional flouncing indeed!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
# I had a similar hiatus once. After resuming similar problems ensued.
Welcome back matey, make yourself comfy.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Yes!
More active users to appease the b3ta gods!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# It's cool, J
No probs at all and it's a cracking image so no hard feelings at all!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] the pen is mightier than the ...erm....rocket launcher?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
:D
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:40, archived)
# hehe
lovely animation
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I shouldn't
but I laughed.
And it was the RUDE RED BIRO TOO
My favourite.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:43, archived)
# Wonderfully done!
I click because I like
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:50, archived)
# I doubt that.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# furking woo
and click
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:57, archived)
# he should have read the instructions
"Point Towards Enemy"
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:59, archived)
# o_O
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Wow is that Yie Ar Kung Fu?
With that crazy old bloke chucking teapots at you?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# 'tis IK Fuck
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:24, archived)
# needs more trouser dropping
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# hahaha
an old fave
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:32, archived)
# ah, the ancient martial art of "Fuk Yu"
*bows humbly*
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Whoa...!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Yay! No dismembered cocks whatsoever!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Dismembered "members" surely?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Country members?
XD
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Han's pearoast, every may 4th...
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Problem I can't to understand and the text on what this right
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:14, archived)
# i'm sorry, i have a fully-functioning brain and therefore cannot understand what the fuck you're on about
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:17, archived)
# nothing has ever made more sense than this
I can finally stop searching for truth
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
# it's out there...
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Hold on a minute while I just feed that into an English/Bollocks translation site.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I dont understand
Have a simpler space war related pic
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Oh wow, Smugabaldi.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# this is a well chewed gif
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:39, archived)
# it's like it's degraded with each repost
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:40, archived)
# pffffffft
x
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:44, archived)
# i think i see layers of older gifs underneath
it reminds me of an old porn mag that has been lying at the roadside through many rainy days
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:46, archived)
# What?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:44, archived)
# this wins the wtf? award
well done :)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:22, archived)
# Grnnnnnnrrrrr...uuurghh
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:48, archived)
# It's always the way in horror films you're getting attacked by zombies or monster or aliens and your bloody car won't start
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:55, archived)
# it's not gonna start, i know it's not gonna let us leave!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Sad car looks sad
:(
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:01, archived)
# faster!!
he's catchin' :)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:24, archived)
#


hello b3ta I haven't posted anything in ages since I'm lacking a funny bone
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Your back!
* Waves
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:42, archived)
# cockthumb
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# You called...
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# elephant titties!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Hello
I'm using a mirror site and can see very few pics. It looks like /talk in here

but I thought I'd TJ with the front page of the The Huff...

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/

They could learn a lot I think
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Mirror sites are proper gay of late!
I use www.reelentertainmentco.com and just type address into there :)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# It's elephantiasis
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Given the date...


I'm not actually sure, myself. Torn between hitting the chippy, and checking out the cheapo shelf in Morons...

EDIT update - reduced price spaghetti carbonara
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Beer
beer beer beer
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Braw!
Have beer with that.

Also



(sorry can't do gifs here to change it to Darth)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:55, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:02, archived)
# bacon and brie panini
salt and vinegar McCoys
jam donut
tea

masticates thor
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Have some more letters in your doughnut!
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:56, archived)
# i hope he knows it's o-gauge or no gauge
also, a crust of toast, smothered in lovely mushrooms swimming in very powerful garlic butter. seriously, there's more garlic on this thing than any sane person should ever eat.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Expecting a vampire attack?
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:02, archived)
# not any more
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Emm, a tough one
This may involve cheese and some bread, with the Kentucky barbecue sauce I bought from Costco last week
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Hunger is the mother of invention...
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:57, archived)
# quick cajun pizza
barbecue sauce on bread, cheese on top, stick it under the grill till it melts.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Ham, cheddar and real-ale-chutney sandwich with rocket
White chocolate and hazlenut blondie
Cup of tea
salivates RiffRaff
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Real ale chutney eh?
Sounds like you'd go a bit of haslet with that lot.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I had to look up 'haslet'
being an ignoramus. I got as far as 'The name is derived from the Old French hastilles meaning entrails', at which point I stopped reading...
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:34, archived)
# BOLIVIAN IBUPROFEN 600mg
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Ouch.
Have some water and a nice lie down with that.
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:11, archived)
# I'm off my tits* on South American powder

 



*I felt a bit odd when I went to put the kettle on
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Done on a train trip some time ago...

Inspired by this
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 12:37, archived)
# That is one pissed-off panda
I like the fuzzy look. :)
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Cheese and biskwits
(, Fri 4 May 2012, 13:41, archived)

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