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[challenge entry] Big Bad Ben
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:25, archived)
# Very Scoobydooesque
:)
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:02, archived)
# LTurns out to be the old man who owned the abandoned funfair.
Disguised as big clock.
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:57, archived)
# Smashing Froggie!
:)
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:18, archived)
[challenge entry] We're doomed, all doomed!
all doomed!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Does XP support 8 inch floppy disks?
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:02, archived)
# Probably an urban myth
But I remember hearing about soviet aircraft using valves long after they'd become obsolete, for EMP reasons.

Though the EMP from a microwave would probably nuke an 8" floppy...
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:28, archived)
# Yes, (sort of) the strong, and very short radio waves would superheat the iron oxide, burning anything non-metallic -- such as the underlying mylar
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:33, archived)
# Superheat?
Really? Or do you mean 'heat to a very high temperature'?
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:23, archived)
# superheat verb & noun. M19.
[ORIGIN from super- 3 + heat noun, verb.]
► A verb trans. Heat to a very high temperature
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:54, archived)
# yeah...
but superheat sounds super awesome
(, Sat 3 May 2014, 0:59, archived)
# just install Google Chrome -- that'll keep it going for another year
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I dunno XP was quite reliable
As long as you reboot it every half hour!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:20, archived)
# one of my customers still uses Windows 98 in their accounting department
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:24, archived)
# on the plus side, who the fuck is gonna spend their time writing viruses for that
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:39, archived)
# I'm way ahead of that curve
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:42, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:03, archived)
# Wireless modem?
Someone was well posh ;)
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahaha imagine if that had actually caught on
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:37, archived)
# People are still selling it on ebay
Why waste the time unless some twats are buying.....?
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:54, archived)
# I don't know what's going on
but I like the merged zoom effect very much :)
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:46, archived)
# WinXP finally being allowed to not get updates, after 12 years or so
(, Sat 3 May 2014, 9:04, archived)
# Ah I see
Thanks macroscian help centre :)
(, Sat 3 May 2014, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Aaaaaghhhhhh!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:43, archived)
# did he died
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:48, archived)
# Nope, he just a-comin' out!!
Grrrrr….
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:49, archived)
# :D

(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:19, archived)
# haha! superb
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:19, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:41, archived)
# Aaaaaghhhhhh!
That works really well
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:40, archived)
# hahahaha bloody hell
wouldn't want to step on that by accident
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:53, archived)
# almost kinda looks like a dead (or dying) angry bird
also, very woosome :D
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Mmm pizza
Is it stuffed crust?
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:13, archived)
# i hate microwave pizza ;)
see what i did there?
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:15, archived)
# Eww McCains are the worst

(, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:38, archived)
# Brilliant!!!
*Click*
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:44, archived)
# I lol'd at Hague as a pachycephalosaurus
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:44, archived)
# Racist!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:51, archived)
# :)
or as brstleworms :D
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:49, archived)
# Cameron nipple eyes
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:03, archived)
# Boris arse chin ftw
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:49, archived)
# omg
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:09, archived)
#
“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."
"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"
"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford. "It is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:56, archived)
# Blair is spot on
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:03, archived)
# even in lizard form i want to hit him
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:07, archived)
# Apart from being a reptile.
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Perfect
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:31, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Wonderful!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:39, archived)
# Superb stuff
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 14:55, archived)
# This makes my otherwise depressing day very exciting.
yay!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I think you'll agree, this is about as sinister as you can get...
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Well I don't know......
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] In a final push, the Germans released their 'Crack Troops'
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 10:17, archived)
# The builders bum division are even more disturbing
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 10:19, archived)
# It's the North Africa Mounted Camel Toe Brigade that scare me
;)
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 10:21, archived)
# Into the valley of death rode the 500...
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:32, archived)
# Angriff of the 50 foot Frau!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:01, archived)
# Are you implying they climbed up from the crack below?
Or fell out of the one above?
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 15:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 8:27, archived)
# heh heh.....also.....maybe they could install Escherlators at airport arrivals........................sorted!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 8:36, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 8:38, archived)
# Genuine classic.
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 9:05, archived)
# hahah. top draw!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:40, archived)
# Still love this!
:D
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 12:10, archived)
# hahahaha
this is awesome
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:10, archived)
# I Escherew such work...er...oh, sod it. *clicks*
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh good god...
Mind if I pea here for the compo?

(, Fri 2 May 2014, 8:47, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 9:04, archived)
# bloody benefit scroungers
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:11, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 8:57, archived)
# you won't be votinng UKIP then
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 9:17, archived)
# Stand on the bloody right you forin!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 9:44, archived)
# bloody ukip voters, think they own the place and can do what they like
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 9:49, archived)
# Wonderful :)
I like how the original poster has so few steps on the escalator it makes the cliffs look like they're only two storeys high
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:02, archived)
# Proper English cliffs there. Nice and white, just the way Nigel likes them
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:14, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 11:16, archived)
# Bootiful
And genius. Bootiful and genius.
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Meringue a L'Farage
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 8:02, archived)
# haven't been watching any politics
do they still have them?
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 8:18, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 8:33, archived)
# Sadly, it's not actually a freepost address according to their website.
On the other hand, they do have a freephone number - 0800 587 6 587 - so you could ring 'em, and leave the phone off the hook while you're at work.
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 8:33, archived)
# Or put the lowest denomination stamp you can buy on the envelope
then they have to pay the shortfall and £1.00 administration fee to receive the 'correspondence'.
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 8:56, archived)
# But the thing is, they almost certainly won't go to collect it.
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 9:10, archived)
# :D
I love the reaction of the woman in the background
youtu.be/Znq4H_1F_bY?t=12s
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 9:49, archived)
# needs moar zaprudered
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 3:37, archived)
# maybe exploding whale exploding would be nice
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 3:39, archived)
# Had to wait for it to become ripe.
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 17:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 3:55, archived)
# fastah
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 4:55, archived)
# Can't do faster -- what about 'just different'
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 13:19, archived)
# Exploding Whale
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 2:54, archived)
# i'm waiting - no boom
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 3:36, archived)
# Ok - you asked for it...
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 5:34, archived)
# Are exploding whales in the latest news or something?
I was just shown this vid - I can remember the one in Oregon from when it happened!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 6:24, archived)
#
Just google exploding whale newfoundland and enjoy the bloated goodness.
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 8:38, archived)
# Here's Lizzy.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:52, archived)
# EVIL AND UGLY MODERN SOCIETY MUST RETREAT
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 0:23, archived)
# OH FUCKING FUCK
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:14, archived)
# seriously, this is terrifying
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:18, archived)
# And how's'er Bush?
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:31, archived)
# STILL would
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:39, archived)
# fantastic
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:50, archived)
# one is here
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 2:00, archived)
# Julian Clary's looking good these days
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 9:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
have a repost:
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:16, archived)
# Anheuser Busch
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:23, archived)
# pizzner beer--
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:56, archived)
# I recognize that loo
takes reservations.
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 2:02, archived)
# Observed whilst shopping

(, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:41, archived)
# We don't have Glad over here in Europe
I thought it looks like a feminine hygiene product
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:57, archived)
# Close mindpiss there
Just averted.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Europe has no Glad?
Europe should gets a glad.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:04, archived)
# don't get mad if they dont get glad
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 1:25, archived)
# Cancels order of Odor Shield
Thank you
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:57, archived)
# You'll need the odor shield
Unless you like the scent of ghoti.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:07, archived)
# Some pretty serious lurking here^.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:16, archived)
# Christ I missed that one
A greater spotted lurker is hard to find these days. Ticks off list.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:22, archived)
# Lurkage?
Think I can improve on that.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:57, archived)
# That's just showing off!
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 0:34, archived)
# amateurs
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 8:46, archived)
[challenge entry] "Remember Me This Way"
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:20, archived)
# hipster santa
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:23, archived)
# CAPTAIN!
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:31, archived)
# He kept his love for the Whore of Babylon and Hitler pretty quiet on his visits to /board.
Was starting to think he only had eyes for the Holy Father.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:39, archived)
# whoa
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:26, archived)
# What now?
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:00, archived)
# LEAVE ME ALONE
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 23:14, archived)
# Twat ...
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:07, archived)
# Hello, FartFace.
Nice first post.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 22:40, archived)
# You bastard
You got my hopes up that he'd been sacked.
(, Fri 2 May 2014, 5:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Coming ready or not
Sorry if some of a nervous disposition find the monster too scary.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:31, archived)
# Seams OK
Also, extra points for drunk tree.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:41, archived)
# Saw this Post Box. Reminded me of KeeNoo
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Behind every wall lies a Plaster Monster
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:43, archived)
# such sad eyes
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:45, archived)
# More
Dopey
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:43, archived)
# Free the Plaster Monsters!!
*smashes walls*
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] :) Posting this again
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:17, archived)
# and why not!
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:23, archived)
# bad scifi is behind everything! the horror!
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] posting this again.


although, thinking about it, he would have to be a midget!
early work this.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:00, archived)
# Or maybe she's in the early stages of cake-induced pituitary-gland tumours
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 20:48, archived)
# What a pervert.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:21, archived)
# Poor sad Plaster Monster
**cries**
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 17:23, archived)
# He looks plastered.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 19:14, archived)
# Pfft
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 21:21, archived)

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