Ahh Sciences
So when they're not working, this is feeding time non?
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Thu 1 May 2014, 16:43,
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Sod that
So they don't get fed? Imagine a hungry one of them running wild ......I'm never going to Londonium again!
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Thu 1 May 2014, 16:48,
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sometimes they grab your leg when they're feeling playful
also, WOW!!!
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Fri 2 May 2014, 0:33,
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so that lady in that link what you linked to
was both stupid AND a copy cat? Tut! (and that's swearing)
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Thu 1 May 2014, 16:27,
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it is an strange old world
and, as someone pointed out, we're all doomed
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Thu 1 May 2014, 16:35,
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Women "Just say no"
Put down that fecking mobile phone for one minute!
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Thu 1 May 2014, 17:22,
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ascention sunday ascention sunday
seventeenth wednesday after pentecost...
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Thu 1 May 2014, 15:39,
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haha the fear :)
is this an overly priced dubai island that people can buy to be scared?
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Thu 1 May 2014, 14:50,
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What the fuck do I get for her birthday?
Oxford St/ Pit of Hell on a Saturday afternoon…
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Thu 1 May 2014, 14:02,
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Oxford St/ Pit of Hell on a Saturday afternoon…
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Getting sick of these yet?
lol
anyhows, another attempt at a paints. Maybe I should just do a bloody blog post or something.
Click for bigger (347 kb)
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Thu 1 May 2014, 14:02,
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anyhows, another attempt at a paints. Maybe I should just do a bloody blog post or something.
Click for bigger (347 kb)
Like a cross between Chris Barrie and the squinty one from off of Radiohead
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Thu 1 May 2014, 14:20,
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you know I have no option but to paint myself
Either that or *spits* work from a photo.
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Thu 1 May 2014, 14:22,
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very good arts - nice one
i'd love the time to get back into real painting
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Thu 1 May 2014, 14:53,
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I got prescribed lidocaine patches a while back, they're effective for 12 hours
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Hooray for a good old-fashioned newsmash!
edit/ looks like I haven't done one in nearly 5 years, but the last one was indeed about wanking (and poor old George)
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Thu 1 May 2014, 13:44,
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was the mechanical wanking spanner a precursor to the fleshlight?
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Thu 1 May 2014, 14:08,
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Vote for the new Question of the Week
From the QOTW suggestions board:
Solicitors and the law: Most of us have dealt with them, whether it's through buying a house, claiming for compensation for being a fuckwit, or being defended in animal molestation trials. Tell us about these blood sucking bastards and how they ruined your life.
UFOs and shit - Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us how you once saw a helicopter and thought it was aliens
Vote closes in an hour.
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Thu 1 May 2014, 13:01,
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Solicitors and the law: Most of us have dealt with them, whether it's through buying a house, claiming for compensation for being a fuckwit, or being defended in animal molestation trials. Tell us about these blood sucking bastards and how they ruined your life.
UFOs and shit - Ever seen a UFO? Convinced of life on other planets? Are you David Icke? Go into really graphic details about anal probes. Otherwise, just tell us how you once saw a helicopter and thought it was aliens
Vote closes in an hour.
At least he's using user suggestions for a change, although mine was more for a poorly conceived dog fingering joke.
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Thu 1 May 2014, 14:47,
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It's a tie! I'm not voting.
The two can be easily rolled into one.
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Thu 1 May 2014, 16:24,
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more like one of those spider wasps
sucking all the lifeforce from the old husk to strengthen a new, garish and ugly self that functions in a completely different way
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Thu 1 May 2014, 13:59,
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Is that an anti-Farrage/anti-Cameron article I see appearing there?
Oh David Cameron is wearing trousers today... WHAT A TOOL!
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Sun 4 May 2014, 11:52,
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Oh David Cameron is wearing trousers today... WHAT A TOOL!
ooh, that's a bit odd
maybe he sold it to a paper like someone suggested and they bought exclusive rights :D
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Thu 1 May 2014, 12:06,
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That was me (who suggested tagging & selling)
So that gives me the right to call him a thread-deleting cunt.
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Thu 1 May 2014, 12:33,
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so who did what with the huh?
I missed it all and now feel left out...
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Thu 1 May 2014, 12:38,
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I'm surprised it hasn't been remade as a horror
that and Catweasle are much worse than Jason vs Freddy
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Thu 1 May 2014, 9:21,
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Floorboard monster is watching you wank
or is that white paint?
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Thu 1 May 2014, 10:04,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HIDDEN HORRORS
This weeks image challenge is to show us the cracks in the skin of the world and the horrors that lie beneath.
Let us see the true face of the monsters around us, the things that go bump in the night and leave all that drool under your bed.
Challenge suggested by ferret.
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Thu 1 May 2014, 8:08,
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This weeks image challenge is to show us the cracks in the skin of the world and the horrors that lie beneath.
Let us see the true face of the monsters around us, the things that go bump in the night and leave all that drool under your bed.
Challenge suggested by ferret.
Should've combined UKIP with Hidden Horrors just to piss off the 2 people who tried to fix it
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Thu 1 May 2014, 10:01,
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Your guess as good as mine
I watched the stats follow the same pattern of voting as previous dubious high votes.
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Thu 1 May 2014, 11:35,
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you mean it's fixed because 2 options were more popular than the others?
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Thu 1 May 2014, 12:08,
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Nope I mean 2 people using multiple accts and I'd guess proxy servers
Normally when a legit vote is initially tight an eventual trend will emerge especially over a lengthy time.
When 2 people are determined it'll stay neck and neck all the way each trying to out do the other, they stopped around 11 pm ish when it was 70 votes all square, couple of probably legit votes over night swung it hidden horrors direction.
I took an interest when it exceeded 50 allowing for the extra voting time, and it followed the exact same pattern as previous dubious ones, they try to keep it subtle.
I've got no objection to making pics for either - imjusayin what I see
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Thu 1 May 2014, 12:20,
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When 2 people are determined it'll stay neck and neck all the way each trying to out do the other, they stopped around 11 pm ish when it was 70 votes all square, couple of probably legit votes over night swung it hidden horrors direction.
I took an interest when it exceeded 50 allowing for the extra voting time, and it followed the exact same pattern as previous dubious ones, they try to keep it subtle.
I've got no objection to making pics for either - imjusayin what I see
I find it hard to believe that the vote is so important to two people
that they would use up so much time and effort
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Thu 1 May 2014, 12:27,
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I find it hard to believe aswell and quite sad why they would
I can't be bothered to go back through the mini-poll stats and point out the same rigged votes - enough time wasted already
Time to shop the Hidden Horrors of UKIP :)
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Thu 1 May 2014, 13:01,
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Time to shop the Hidden Horrors of UKIP :)
Not only is this the internet, it's B3ta
the very purpose of which is to waste time and effort
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Thu 1 May 2014, 13:51,
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shame if they do exist that they'd rather spend the time staring and clicking
and not doing a picture or something
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Thu 1 May 2014, 14:17,
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Everyone likes a monster that has table manners enough to use the silver properly.
GJM
Also: Do you realize how many of these you have made? Have you ever counted them?
I now have over 500 collected, and I am quite sure I have not parted out all the
batch pictures to singles yet. Nor do I have the slightest idea why I have done
so, or why I have made more pictures out of them. Yet, I will get another diorama
or two done, as soon as I can find the time to compose them nicely in 3D.
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Thu 1 May 2014, 2:13,
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Also: Do you realize how many of these you have made? Have you ever counted them?
I now have over 500 collected, and I am quite sure I have not parted out all the
batch pictures to singles yet. Nor do I have the slightest idea why I have done
so, or why I have made more pictures out of them. Yet, I will get another diorama
or two done, as soon as I can find the time to compose them nicely in 3D.
I have 1,130 files in my misc drawings folder, and a lot of those are slight variations or things that don't belong there so you probably have the majority of them
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Thu 1 May 2014, 2:18,
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you can also let b3ta collect them for you
like this: http://b3ta.com/search/board/14181/pic
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Thu 1 May 2014, 7:32,
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definitely a "would have" with Eve as there wouldn't be any other choice around...
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Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:00,
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I heard both God's Blue Rinse and Stoned Adam
when they did a joint Peel session in 1989
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Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:16,
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Reminds me of an old joke
A surgeon, a bureaucrat and an architect were sitting around discussing religion - in particular, which of their professions came first in the Bible.
The surgeon said, "Obviously my job, as God removed one of Adam's ribs to make Eve."
The architect said, "Noooo, my job, since God formed Heaven and Earth from the chaos."
The bureaucrat smiled and said "Where do you think the chaos came from?"
* "bureaucrat" can be substituted with a variety of professions, e.g. politician, banker, CIA government-destabilisation specialist...
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Thu 1 May 2014, 1:54,
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The surgeon said, "Obviously my job, as God removed one of Adam's ribs to make Eve."
The architect said, "Noooo, my job, since God formed Heaven and Earth from the chaos."
The bureaucrat smiled and said "Where do you think the chaos came from?"
* "bureaucrat" can be substituted with a variety of professions, e.g. politician, banker, CIA government-destabilisation specialist...
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