works so well!:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:06,
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A touch of the chuckle brothers
(an observation, not an offer)
((an observation, not an offer)
unclepills,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:31,
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:Dshe'd either be a very fast or very clumsy runnerβ¦.
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:07,
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Imagine the fun going shoe shopping with her
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:25,
archived)
Bonsai Babbies
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:35,
archived)
what the fuck is that?
(
lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:49,
archived)
Let's play a little game...Seeing as we've seen the Millenium Falcon and the new Bat Mobile, can you guess which remake* this is from?
*might not be being remade. Yes, it's a quickie and I'm procrastinating.
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(,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:28,
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*might not be being remade. Yes, it's a quickie and I'm procrastinating.
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The magnet, the magnet, his magnet and her magnet
(
Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:47,
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Dr.Magnetlove : Or how stopped magnet and magnet to magnet the magnet
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:09,
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Parked my diecast porsche between a dr's and a disabled bayI prefer the sequel....
(
XLVII .uk,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 12:09,
archived)
![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Legs"){kind=small}
Labradoodle ! Cockapoo ! Nah Centibass
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:21,
archived)
QUESTION OF THE WEEKHelp us choose the new QOTW by voting for one of these suggestions:
Petty crime - The Internet Police want to know what little crimes you commit all the time. CONFESS!
Coincidence - I once met somebody with the same first and last name as me who had the same birthday. Either that, or it was me from an alternative reality warning me too late about buying a Nissan Micra. Tell us about your coincidences.
Fears and Phobias - Buttons. Really freaked out by loose buttons. Tell us yours, and how do you cope (velcro)
Vote closes around lunchtime
(Petty crime - The Internet Police want to know what little crimes you commit all the time. CONFESS!
Coincidence - I once met somebody with the same first and last name as me who had the same birthday. Either that, or it was me from an alternative reality warning me too late about buying a Nissan Micra. Tell us about your coincidences.
Fears and Phobias - Buttons. Really freaked out by loose buttons. Tell us yours, and how do you cope (velcro)
Vote closes around lunchtime
Scaryduck LIKES EGG,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 10:04,
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you don't know?you're panicking now, aren't you?
you'll be ok though, right?
(you'll be ok though, right?
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 11:07,
archived)
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Legs
30 years ago ZZ Top informed us "She's got legs, she knows how to use them".
Now it's your turn, show us you know how to use them and celebrate lower limbs in all their forms.
Challenge suggested by Sentimental
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 8:16,
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LEGS ELEVEN ... NINE ELEVENCOINCIDENCE???
HEY GUYS I DON'T WANT TO WORRY YOU BUT I THINK WE JUST STUMBLED ONTO THE TRUTH!!! HERE, THAT B3TA IS A FRONT FOR JIHADIST TERRORISM
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:02,
archived)
Today The Met will storm UsVsSh4rialaw's Canary Wharf headquarters with tear gas and MP5sAbout time too, I don't like to see this government being constantly undermined with things like 'George Osbourne can't do long division under pressure'
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:18,
archived)
You posted that at 9:11 on 9:11what kind of sick bastard are you?!
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:23,
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b3ta.com/board/11-9_9-11 could have been more sensitive too
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:31,
archived)
I don't know how these people sleep at night HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:33,
archived)
I like how everything he tweets is TOAPMakes it so much more punchy and accessible.
( Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:48,
archived)
Yesterdaywas my 11th b3taday but I was away.
Did any of you cunts save me some cake?
(Did any of you cunts save me some cake?
id10ts WTF happened,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 5:37,
archived)
There was no cakerob doesn't love us any more
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 5:42,
archived)
Well,I guess it's just a biscuit with my coffee.
( id10ts WTF happened,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 5:46,
archived)
We all like to party, but only a fool would say 'Yeah, I'll enter the nightmare of cake.'
( unclepills,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 7:51,
archived)
Yeah:It's wrapped in the newsletter.
(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 9:35,
archived)
Oh, I think we all know how this ends
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 4:35,
archived)
I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 4:41,
archived)
It's all done with magnets.Fucking, shitty magnets.
www.b3ta.com/board/6781732
(www.b3ta.com/board/6781732
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 4:06,
archived)
he should do a ham sandwich next
(
gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 4:12,
archived)
Also:interesting fact, my middle name is CHEST. That's right, CHEST.
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 4:21,
archived)
I don't know what that means atomicand I don't think you do either.
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 4:23,
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Such a manly nameAny father would be proud of a son named CHEST
( gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 4:33,
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so, I started watching Hogan's Heroes on MeTV...and she say's, "let's see what's on 4"
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 2:03,
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I just watched every episode of Star Trek....................................................I boldly went.
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 4:03,
archived)
I've made a worse one than that, the one where they're on the couch...not this one...
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 4:24,
archived)
dont go Scotland, we'll miss you. we'll miss you.
maybe i dont know.
(maybe i dont know.
sooperdave,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 23:31,
archived)
how is country formed? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 23:35,
archived)
Ready to learn some more?"alot" isn't a word
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 0:09,
archived)
See also: loose.Loose is the opposite of tight. IT IS NOT THE OPPOSITE OF FOUND. IT IS NOT THE OPPOSITE OF FOUND. IT IS NOT THE OPPOSITE OF FOUND. IT IS NOT THE OPPOSITE OF FOUND. IT IS NOT THE OPPOSITE OF FOUND. IT IS NOT THE OPPOSITE OF FOUND. IT IS NOT THE OPPOSITE OF FOUND.
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 0:43,
archived)
it's trying to be the opposite of 'find' ackchewally
you're thinking of 'loosed'
(you're thinking of 'loosed'
unclepills,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 0:53,
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its good to know that some one is worrying about this. sooperdave,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 1:00,
archived)
mofaha: some one;one of some, some of one; all mofaha
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 1:06,
archived)
its obvious, they treat each other mean to cover it up but theyre kissing non stop. sooperdave,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 0:06,
archived)
Can someone FP this please to make it look like b3ta is still relevant? Ta Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 7:07,
archived)
I wasn't molested in the 80s I must have been an ugly child
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 23:17,
archived)
I have this bookI believe you're looking at a multivibrator
(Without looking it up)
((Without looking it up)
An Egg ,D,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 4:15,
archived)
HahaThe new Q is a prick
Also
Click for bigger (107 kb)
(Also
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 0:09,
archived)
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no...lolz
(
Frogbeat,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 20:41,
archived)
I don't like the way that google corrects my quotation enclosed search to dollars, which country invented board games anyway drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 20:51,
archived)
He's gonna 'lose his stuffing' soon mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 21:05,
archived)
they called her 'teri two fannies' drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 20:27,
archived)
the woman whose clit is a legstarring steve martin and dame judi dench
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 20:32,
archived)
if anything, you've made her more attractive drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 20:48,
archived)
I still don't understand why that image challenge was never chosen. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 21:02,
archived)
finallyA shareable woman where one man doesn't need to take the back seat.
( smearballs double bag it!,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:00,
archived)
it's ok, we've sent in the cavalry
and hello again after all this time...
*edit. and an FP too. thankyou!*
MrHaze likes to poo,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 16:48,
archived)
is there any chance we can open a special compo for the referendum?b3ta is best when it's topical and this is the biggest thing to happen to this country in most of our lifetimes.
(,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:20,
archived)
Bannockburn would have been other than it was
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 17:01,
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So brilliant......I felt I had to spit tea all over my monitor and then dribble and flap about like an electrocuted spasmo.
(,
Sat 13 Sep 2014, 18:50,
archived)
:DBP are issuing warnings now and Edinburgh based Standard life are looking to relocate dahn sarf ahead of the vote.
The rats are putting on their life jackets.
(The rats are putting on their life jackets.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 16:32,
archived)
When virtually every economist in the world is saying this will fuck us both overthey may have a point
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 16:57,
archived)
"virtually every economist in the world" eh?That's quite a lot, isn't it.
( mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 18:09,
archived)
You went to far with Alistair Darling's eyebrows
(
Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 16:58,
archived)
brilliant :D h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 19:14,
archived)
something about men who wear tartan skirts and blow into bladders?
(
Elvis impersonator,
Wed 10 Sep 2014, 20:23,
archived)
B3ta is the only place i have access to a broad range of Brits.Is there a general feeling of disdain for the scots at the moment?
(,
Thu 11 Sep 2014, 20:35,
archived)
ask the BBC...lies..upon lies..talking to a woman at work this morning, her daughter was asked at the bbc referendum show last night to say she was either undecided or a no if the camera went on her for a question..because "there are too many Yes supporters in the audience"
Also they heavily edited out boos.
and don't get me started on that cunt Nick Robinson. he's nothing but a fucking government news hack
(Also they heavily edited out boos.
and don't get me started on that cunt Nick Robinson. he's nothing but a fucking government news hack
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 12 Sep 2014, 19:30,
archived)
I had the exact same discussion with a colleague. His daughter was there and she was asked the same.I was thinking more about normal people rather than what the Beeb are saying. I thought I would ask on here given the general anti daily mail/Farrage stance on b3ta.
I figured the above image is a bit of fun and took it that way. If it wasn't I am sure I will hear otherwise.
As for robinson, I have ignore a lot of the accusations of bias on the part if the bbc and given them the benefit of the doubt. Nick was the straw that broke the camels back.
(,
Sat 13 Sep 2014, 7:53,
archived)
I figured the above image is a bit of fun and took it that way. If it wasn't I am sure I will hear otherwise.
As for robinson, I have ignore a lot of the accusations of bias on the part if the bbc and given them the benefit of the doubt. Nick was the straw that broke the camels back.
If you think about it....That's actually helping the yes campaign not against it because it means that when they said "we have a 50/50 audience they actually had a Nat one ready to boo everything.
The Better Together campaign should be the ones complaining but that hasn't stopped the Nats whinging and whining about everything else.
(,
Sat 13 Sep 2014, 18:54,
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The Better Together campaign should be the ones complaining but that hasn't stopped the Nats whinging and whining about everything else.
I have thought about itIt was the same deal with a kid at a school debate the bbc organised. They asked him to modify a question, he agreed and then asked his original question during filming.
They are there to report the story, not shape it.
This may very well help the Nats. That doesn't mean the BBC are being accurate or balanced.
(,
Sun 14 Sep 2014, 7:57,
archived)
They are there to report the story, not shape it.
This may very well help the Nats. That doesn't mean the BBC are being accurate or balanced.
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