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[challenge entry] yes, they did call it "smoking leaf" back in the day
they did call it "smoking leaf" back in the day
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:56, archived)
# It's possible to estimate the age of a clay pipe by the size of the bowl.
Generally speaking, the older they are, the smaller they are, due to the initially very high price of tobacco.
Just thought I'd mention that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:59, archived)
# interesting trufax!
so this chap would be in his 20's then?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Aug 2015, 18:16, archived)
# Dogs can't look up, did you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 19:54, archived)
# this is because they have no google skillorz
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 19:58, archived)
# what's this one doing then?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Aug 2015, 22:41, archived)
# Its eyes are clearly closed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 2:31, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 14 Aug 2015, 11:26, archived)
# so my crackpipe must be pretty fucking old
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 21:46, archived)
# Pedro?
Old Khamu woman smoking - Laos
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Aug 2015, 22:48, archived)
# that woman has had a nosejob in order to maintain her youthful glow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 22:50, archived)
# works a treat :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 14 Aug 2015, 11:26, archived)
# SJP's looking haut =)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 18:08, archived)
# haha had to look that up
I was thinking for ages "St. James's Place? does this fellow recognise the fireplace or something?"

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Aug 2015, 18:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 18:09, archived)
# back of the net
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Aug 2015, 18:18, archived)
# Jurassic Park
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 18:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 22:02, archived)
# Familiar looking font :)
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 18:19, archived)
# Blackadder itc?
or bald brick?

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Aug 2015, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] and on the other side of the channel
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Aug 2015, 19:24, archived)
# Victorian armpit fart #infest
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 19:40, archived)
# haha it does more like that
I had it down as more that he had a long cock and was just flicking the tip. Just like Clarkson

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Aug 2015, 22:45, archived)
# I bet he feels a right tit as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 13 Aug 2015, 20:20, archived)
# given half a chance :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 14 Aug 2015, 2:01, archived)
# I see Goatsee, everywhere.
(Blessd rolo Peas be upon You, and You., Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:31, archived)
# I don't.
And Blakey's died :(

www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/actor-stephen-lewis-dead-buses-6247667
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:34, archived)
# I hate you probably not tribs...
probably not tribs Butler
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:49, archived)
# poor hitler
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:51, archived)
# It's true what they say though, he made the buses run on time.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:54, archived)
# Rip:(
(herman:D, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 23:50, archived)
# Any news if it was asphyxy wank yet?
jusaskin
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 18:11, archived)
# A stranglewank?
the plot thickens
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 18:26, archived)
# Everywhere.

(Blessd rolo Peas be upon You, and You., Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:41, archived)
# Nice...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:46, archived)
# top reveal :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:55, archived)
# Oh, well played Sir!
or Madam of course...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:58, archived)
# haha - nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 19:14, archived)
# The permanent damage that B3ta causes
And just try explaining to your mate why you are laugh while also not trying to corrupt him with Goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh, cheeky!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha ha, works so well. Have this lookalike as well.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:34, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 21:00, archived)
# Wowsers
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 22:01, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 23:51, archived)
# Leadership, pah.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 1:31, archived)
#
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry]


*COPYRIGHT Viz book of crap jokes from years ago...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:41, archived)
# You've trained it well
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:42, archived)
# his ass
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:43, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:45, archived)
# ALL THE TIME TOUCHING
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 16:56, archived)
# CAPTAIN!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:50, archived)
# hairy ass
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 13 Aug 2015, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Something about Mrs Slocombe's Pussy?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha Ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 16:50, archived)
# always :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 14 Aug 2015, 11:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11166840
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] sayeth good day kind sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:56, archived)
# wahey
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Say Ahoy Hoy To My Little Companion'
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I want to believe...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha Ha.....
Also film related.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:10, archived)
# Top shoppage
*click
(gijoel, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 5:02, archived)
[challenge entry] NASA? Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 13 Aug 2015, 13:21, archived)
# I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 13:35, archived)
# I like it more!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 13 Aug 2015, 13:39, archived)
# Your name says UK but you sound French
Love the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:03, archived)
# With room for seventy men
plus a small carry on
(AOEComedy, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll take two...


(AdrianJ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 12:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 13:01, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 13:06, archived)
# Still being used nowadays....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:13, archived)
# Shopped images only please
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:16, archived)
# Sorry.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:57, archived)
# Genuine lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 16:38, archived)
# Wonderful: As per fucklifty
(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:09, archived)
# I've seen this person a lot lately
are they from a circus?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:53, archived)
# She does seem to be wearing the marquee
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:17, archived)
# And smuggling the whole fucking crew.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 17:47, archived)
# I doubt there anymore than two hippos in there
(gijoel, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 5:00, archived)
# ACES!!!!!!!!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 15:27, archived)
# Isn't it funny how Victorian 't's look like 'f's?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 18:30, archived)
# I logged in just to say
Oh, well-played!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 21:53, archived)
#
good work
(I helped save b3ta! swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Sat 15 Aug 2015, 1:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:18, archived)
# The worst faliscan vase in London
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 13:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] The Earl of Smugge, 1743...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:12, archived)
# smugging the fuck outta that chair
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:13, archived)
# Smooooooog!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] chilling.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:11, archived)
# Statuses of quo past.
(gijoel, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 5:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The great industrialist
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:34, archived)
# Saved me a job
FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:11, archived)
# The Telford Suspension Fuck was his finest moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:12, archived)
# I beg to differ...
…the 'Rocket Steam-Fuck', THE fastest locomotive of its day was his finest!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:20, archived)
# I find your contrafibularity to be of the highest magnitude of misempathic solemnitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:29, archived)
# Ye Gad!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:56, archived)
# yeah ninj
ya nob-cock
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:49, archived)
# Isn't this just Ashens from youtube?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 14 Aug 2015, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:00, archived)
# does he have a fist for a penis?
i mean, i know I don't...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:02, archived)
# Yes. His underpants fit him like a glove.
B'dum tish. Eye thank yew. I'm here all week. Weddings, parties, Barmitzfas. Try the veal.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:24, archived)
# *slow claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:29, archived)
# Ha ha :D
(Cruising Capacity, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 13:51, archived)
# lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 10:33, archived)
# The Miniscule of Rhodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I've found their first ever print ad...

(AdrianJ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 9:48, archived)
# i wonder what her ankles look like...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 9:52, archived)
# deviant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 9:52, archived)
# I'd pay good shilling to see her shins too
but that's just the kinda guy I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 9:54, archived)
# that's a hell of a lot of strumpet right there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] it's actually an old german nursery rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry]


Click for bigger (422 kb)
(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 13 Aug 2015, 9:00, archived)
# kicking her while she's down too, what a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 9:53, archived)
# is the guy on the left
sarcastically slow clapping her?
"well done Florence, you've ruined the evening AGAIN, you holiday drunk"
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 9:53, archived)
# She appears to be getting fanny-stamped by her partner. That's minge-mashed for our American cousins.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - The British Library Collection

The British Library have uploaded a million pictures from their collection which are free to use.
www.flickr.com/photos/britishlibrary/
So it would be rude not to use, abuse and b3tafy them a bit, wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 8:31, archived)
# Let's GMOS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 1:27, archived)
# or not
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 1:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 1:50, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 1:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 1:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 2:01, archived)
# when dids freebase becomes fourbase?
or is it a glitch in the matrix?
and why does neos passport expire on sept 11th 2001? what does he know that we dont? whats so fucking special about that date? i.stack.imgur.com/n0bvB.jpg
and why since im on about the matrix do they consider themselves to be so white rabbit we are the chosen few we are the small group of smarty pants who are really smart and hackers and there is only a handful of us because fuck we are exclusively smarty hackers and sooo interlektuals ohh look at how above gen pop we are and yet at the end of matrix 3 there is a quarter million of them all doofing it out to drum and bass in a big feral love up dance party in a muddy feral cave hole somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 3:58, archived)
# I never made it further than the first movie, so I don't know about matrix 3, although I'll take a guess and say it's probably shite.
I don't understand the freebase question.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 4:06, archived)
# there is 4 of him in the crowd
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 4:55, archived)
# Ok, well I just found Vimod
So there's that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 5:32, archived)
# needs more quo
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 9:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 1:47, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 1:48, archived)
# YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 1:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 1:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 2:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 11:43, archived)
# *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Aug 2015, 14:55, archived)

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