;)Couldn't resist, mainly 'cos it's so long since I've seen Mr Pedantic on /board.
(
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 11:21,
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Ha! Took me a minute. But onely a minute.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 10:57,
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IS THAT SOME JUDI DENCH? THIS WEEK'S IMAGE CHALLENGE IS ABOUT HER :)
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 15:36,
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IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTECorbyn Good/Bad - join in with the ridiculous propaganda
New buttons - Facebook is getting a dislike button, invent new buttons for websites, gadgets or cardigans
New fish - Global marine population has halved since the 70s, invent new fish to fill the gap
Pop stars in their cars
(New buttons - Facebook is getting a dislike button, invent new buttons for websites, gadgets or cardigans
New fish - Global marine population has halved since the 70s, invent new fish to fill the gap
Pop stars in their cars
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 10:14,
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that was your hand not a Hamsterand the CCTV shows he was trying to get away from you
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 10:24,
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pfft... 'fill the gap'but seriously, I vote lesbians.
or fish, whatever.
(or fish, whatever.
Ya What Skiddlyboop,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 10:18,
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1not 2.
A dislike button. Has Zuckerberg never seen Reddit?
(A dislike button. Has Zuckerberg never seen Reddit?
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 10:47,
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/upvotes/secretly downvotes from alternative account
( Smallbrainfield,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 12:07,
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Fuck off back to Reddit N00B
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:24,
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Fishand I need a button to 'like all comments in thread', just tested here and it took several seconds to click each one
(,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 11:40,
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Adam Ant freaking out as he's driven about in a one horsepower Trabant.
I've got nothing else after this, so any of the other options.
Captain Howdy,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 13:33,
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Dench rhymes with Stenchjussayin'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 17:23,
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hahahadoes that work if someone else clenches my anus a hundred times a day?
(,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 19:54,
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If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.Indeed.
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Shlvng,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 20:47,
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Obviously, I like F because it rhymesBut is is crap. So b
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An Egg ,D,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 22:24,
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it still amazes me that Mark E Smith is only 28amazing
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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 21:40,
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Such a mild mannered lass too...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 21:42,
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mouth like a dockers arseturns the air blue, wherever she goes. and then gets thrown out of
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 21:44,
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ha ha ha! Nao do Marquee Mark PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 23:52,
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Also, you pushed my post from Sunday off the page :( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 23:53,
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as someone who has had to mediate in a cock measuring competitioni feel i'm qualified to help
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 16:35,
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it wasit really was
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 16:42,
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not pissing off my mate was hardespecially as his was smaller
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 16:59,
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Cock measuring contests are so childish.One of the contestants just has to be the bigger man.
(,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 16:58,
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I used to be an offical cock measurerbut I ended up getting the sack
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 18:10,
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Salary was rubbish but the tips were plentiful
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 18:34,
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The fact that it pays well is a common phallusy
( Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 18:51,
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Congratulations on using "ketchup jizz" as your signature! Your "Birds of a Feather" box set is in the post.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 22:17,
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He's a threat to our security, you know/toryautocomplete
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 14:08,
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If I was Corbyn, I'd soooo be using this pic in official leaflets and things Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 15:15,
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I actually prefer Richard Stilgoe to Les Dawson on piano.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 21:41,
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I heard he didn't lock his bike up onceterrible threat to security
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 11:14,
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Chairman-mao bikes according to the Times(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 11:21,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Misconstrued product names"){kind=small}
Which Google informs me are called Flying Pigeons
monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 12:00,
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:D I stumbled on that tooand that Corbyn rides a non Flying Pigeon brand "Trek 721 Multitrack"!
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 12:34,
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"elected leader of the Labour Part"Foaming at mouth spills onto 'Y' key...
(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 14:46,
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Fucking hell.Reminicent of Fox News' description of Obama's "terrorist fist bump"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 15:22,
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the Murdoch Formulawho cares about facts when you can scaremonger the loudest
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 16:43,
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Agitprop, with a dash of red and yellow scaremongering.5 points for Slytherin.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 22:09,
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They should just leave it as..."He's a nice, well-meaning guy but he only has a load of half baked ideas that will never work in practice".
(
Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 11:50,
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The reason none of his ideas will workis more likely due to the fact the papers will do their damndest to scare the shit out of the electorate for the next five years.
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 13:00,
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He may turn out like ObamaLoads of great ideas that would really revolutionise the country, but he'll have a tough time getting them through the system and have to make shedloads of compromises with people who'll oppose him every step of the way.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 14:11,
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Well, that is the problem with democracy. It means you actually have to convince the masses of the merit of your ideas.
(
Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 14:24,
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Pah democracyLet's adopt a Mega-City One Judge-style system. Benevolent dictatorship with a high-profile but ultimately useless aspect of democracy.
Now we just need to split up the UK into Brit-Cit, CalHab and the Emerald Isle.
(Now we just need to split up the UK into Brit-Cit, CalHab and the Emerald Isle.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 14:30,
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More of a service than a product.
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 11:00,
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ohhh, mygawd! :D PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 11:30,
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"the manchild will starve"!excellent
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 12:16,
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I had a moment of RIS.Then I had a moment of pppfffffffffffflol.
(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 13:13,
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ooph! took too long :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 17:37,
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You know what they sayA Fed Ex prevents an UPSet stomach.
sorry
(sorry
PooPants,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 1:18,
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Just saw this got an FP. Thanks everyone.
(
transparenttown Dead to worse...,
Wed 16 Sep 2015, 8:40,
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4 candlz -- stfu n00b PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 11:31,
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so it would seem Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 16:07,
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His eyes!!! AArgh! His fucking eyes!Happy Candles day :D
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm),
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 21:43,
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Sweet felicitations on this day of runny wax.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 22:19,
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Sorry so late, but I got you a special cake for your 4th B3taday...
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 23:45,
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Lemurs are now a serious risk to our national security.(
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 21:49,
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Eats bushes & leaves.My kinda guy!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 22:36,
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meet the new boss, not the same as the old boss drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 22:41,
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Hello :)Good to see you around. Hope you and yours are well.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 23:07,
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yay !nice to have you back :)
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 1:59,
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Lemur is responsible for driving a stake through Thatcher's heart.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 2:23,
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I am ok with this.Do we get to sing that song like in 'Madagascar' as well?
( Smallbrainfield,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 12:52,
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the wibbly brow is disconcerting though.
(
gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 21:25,
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the high price you pay for doing the drugs HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 21:28,
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I'M TIRED OF APPLYING FOR JOBS WITH NO REPLIES!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:15,
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is that the CV you're sending? I think I may have spotted the problem HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:16,
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i know, the word advance has been cut off the bottom Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:32,
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=)
ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:35,
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there's no problem with my bottomunless they have a no tattoos policy
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:38,
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It can't be clearly read?*squints*
( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:32,
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gimme a break, i'm flying blind here! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:38,
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hey, at least i'm not on a rocket cycle Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:53,
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Not a great start.If applying tires you out, perhaps work isn't for you.
(
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:50,
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applying isn't the problemi just hate that i've applied for over 60 jobs this month and, apart from confirmation emails, nobody has bothered to reply
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:53,
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Applying = free money yayNot applying = no more free money aw
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:56,
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truei'd rather have wages than benefits, though
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:58,
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Happytoast might be able to help youI remember him not having a job and then getting one through b3ta somehow.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:00,
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i couldn't survive on that kind of money! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:11,
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and now i must go home Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:14,
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^upset about me saying me saying ^upset mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 20:17,
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Hope no one minds me spamming my design studio
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 21:32,
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Just added the url for my bethreeta profile page onto my 'link me in' pageI'm sure all those potential employers will be thrilled at the hilarious edgy racism and paedophile jokes
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 18:53,
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Do you mean me modding?I can assure you it doesn't pay well
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 21:19,
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Do you ride around on a scooter, fight Rockers in Brighton and listen to The Who? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 21:40,
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you're thinking of 'the sas' drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 23:20,
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i have never put my head through a living room wall Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 16:57,
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usually, yes Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:10,
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i really really don't like the font PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:10,
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I gave in and took a shitty zero hour contractI now have a fucked back and no money! yay
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:28,
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A zero HR contract would be good...
(
El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 21:36,
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Couldn't have happened to a nicer person
(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 18:37,
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I also want a jobAnd annoyed also with the lack of replies. Even to say fuck of.
(,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 11:46,
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he wants your votesyour boots and your motorcycle
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 15:06,
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You forgot to say please
(
gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:59,
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Trying to work out if he looks more like General Zodor the dumb henchman...
( joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 14:49,
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I bet that key makes it smell like brass Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 13:20,
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The Pope makes your children smell like hammers
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 14:13,
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Could use that, it smells like FUCK in here!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:50,
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The worst thing about Yorkshire is all the Yorkshire people saying how fucking great it is
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 11:44,
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Hey, that's not true - I'll listen to any number of Yorskhire people talking about how fucking great it isas long as I don't actually have to fucking go there
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 11:48,
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It is fucking great. ;)
( gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 20:00,
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I went to Yorkshire once. It was pissing down. Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 12:58,
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Ahhhhh Davey C A posh southern twat finds out northerners don't like him.
Thinks they must hate everyone........
(Thinks they must hate everyone........
gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 20:02,
archived)
I know , i know. if i'm honest we do..But it's a friendly hatred.
Now sling tha bloody hook and leave me alone ;)
(Now sling tha bloody hook and leave me alone ;)
gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 21:06,
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i live in bridlington and it's a boring shit hole!!!why people come here for their holidays is a mystery to me!!!
( skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:19,
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it was 6 in the morning and I hadn't had any coffee... sue me :D
(,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 11:35,
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Have often wondered what you could screw on with a King Dick Spanner.
MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better,
Sun 13 Sep 2015, 22:58,
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With or without a king dick spanner, you can screw on any fairly resilient surface.
(
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 17:23,
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I was working in a massive printing firm onceand passing a workbench in an area no-one worked in any more there was a King Dick spanner just lying there, abandoned. They are massive, must have been 18" long and pretty heavy. I wanted to steal it but didn't.
This is the end of my King Dick spanner story.
(This is the end of my King Dick spanner story.
Nuisance Value,
Mon 14 Sep 2015, 19:02,
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It's a bloody good story if you don't mind me saying.
(
Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Tue 15 Sep 2015, 22:27,
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