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[challenge entry] Took far too long For What It's Worth (see what I did there?)
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 22:22, archived)
# Well, that brings back horrible memories of RealPlayer and dialup connections
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 22:28, archived)
# Sorry Derek, we've only got the one glove for you tonight.
Now remember, put it on the hand that you'll be holding the murder weapon in, to avoid leaving fingerprints. Derek?

Laptop on the toilet lols. And why would you want to see who's at your front door if you're taking a dump? You're hardly in a position to let them in.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 22:33, archived)
# Hi, anybody at home?
Easily to be blocked.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:28, archived)
# You've given him a bit of colour there, best I've seen him look
(, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 0:40, archived)
# I'm all about making people beautiful!
(, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:47, archived)
# Have you listened to MC Hawking
Particularly E=MC Hawking
(, Thu 16 Jun 2016, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Bit DIMM?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:18, archived)
# rambus memory, ooooh pricey!!!
(, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 1:13, archived)
# Coming soon to a country near you
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 17:45, archived)
# Can you lot stop making his hands really small before he nukes the UK in a fit of pique
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 20:43, archived)
# As much as I was tempted...
...they're the same as on the original photo.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 20:53, archived)
# Well you know what they say about small hands!


small gloves
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:10, archived)
# Hopefully his wrists are too underdeveloped to be able to press the nuclear button
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 21:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 23:26, archived)
# actual lol
(, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 0:02, archived)
# "We put your head on a preacher's body"
(, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 0:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 0:40, archived)
# New intern started today...
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 11:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely done. Have a Parallel Lines Pea.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 10:04, archived)
# :)
Ma-ia hii
Ma-ia huu
Ma-ia hoo
Ma-ia haha
(, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 9:16, archived)
# Invisible Bart Simpson as rap singer
Hi! Remember me? This is my another invisible, is about invisible Bart Simpson as rap singer.

I used Adobe Photoshop for the invisibility effect:


Click for bigger


Click for the original image source


Greetings!
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 23:25, archived)
# How could we forget?
Welcome back Anthonyb3ta70100, please don't ever leave again.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 23:27, archived)
# THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 23:37, archived)
# clickin dis
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 23:38, archived)
# ^ saviour of /board
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 23:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 23:49, archived)
# XD
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 23:52, archived)
# Love it
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 0:22, archived)
# About bloody time too.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 0:46, archived)
# I think you are probably the most original poster /board has had in about a decade
Well done
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 2:25, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Hi Tony
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 6:23, archived)
# This reminds me of that time.
That time long ago.
When the rain turned to snow.
And the Sun was no show.
Then it stopped rhyming.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 6:55, archived)
# Great work as always Tony..great to have you back
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 8:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 13:12, archived)
# snap
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 13:17, archived)
# This board is dead.
Everything is terrible thanks to Anthonyb3ta70100. Oh Diana, queen of hearts, I'm glad you don't have to face this horribleworld.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 13:30, archived)
# FP this now!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 13:55, archived)
# FP it hard!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 22:14, archived)
# Well that was time well spent.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 13:56, archived)
# JJ! How've you been. Coming to the bash?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 13:56, archived)
# oh great,
Now I have a raging boner, and I'm stuck in a busy train. Oh well.
*unzips*
*is laughed off the train*
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 16:31, archived)
# Greetings!
(, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 0:41, archived)
# This is obv. shit
why is the inner shadow in a straight line?

eh?

eh?
(, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Not again!

(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:26, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:28, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 21:57, archived)
# A TRIUMPH! A MASTERPIECE! I LOVE IT!!
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:22, archived)
# THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
also pfft!
and maybe a *click*
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:26, archived)
# Woo*Bert
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:27, archived)
# If I was a little more sober,
and could be arsed, I'd have him swearing in the four Led Zep symbols
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:29, archived)
# Dude...
You'are talking to you'are self
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:30, archived)
# had to be done :D
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:31, archived)
# That's not allowed
Is this allowed?
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 23:06, archived)
# PHWOAR, NAKED CHILDREN EH LADS
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 7:45, archived)
# and pubes
eh?
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 19:59, archived)
# it's allowed in my town
town mind

mind cesspit of a mind
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 22:38, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:49, archived)
# RIS?
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 23:05, archived)
# It's his dream tinder match,
Hairy with a big trunk
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Ghee Crock?
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 18:33, archived)
# WOO!
...not being a cunt, but have I seen this before?
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 20:44, archived)
# Cunt
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 20:57, archived)
# Tnuc
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 20:59, archived)
# You cunt
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 21:42, archived)
# you deja vu, you
and me
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 21:56, archived)
# I KNEW IT!!!!
U FCUKERS ARE ALL OUT TOO GET ME
b3ta.com/board/11200951
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 23:51, archived)
# I stuck it on the main board first b/c I was too stupid to use the internet
it's all different now
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 0:08, archived)
# ha ha! It can be difficult to use
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 0:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 17:26, archived)
# Ok thanks, I don't have enough desk accessories on there at present
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 19:24, archived)
# This is making me laugh for no good reason I can explain.
It's at least partly the Comic Sans. I keep expecting to see a clipart image of a stick figure looking at a bomb and scratching his head.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:17, archived)
# I've always enjoyed getting repeative reminders
to join a shitty social media site because a guy I barely knew has just joined.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] She discovered radioactivity
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Modern
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 16:49, archived)
# Abbey Code?
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 17:03, archived)
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(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 17:10, archived)
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(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 19:51, archived)
# Huh...
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 15:13, archived)
# is it died?
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 15:16, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 15:44, archived)
# Linkedin are the ultimate spamcunts. They make Facebook look shy and retiring!
No wonder the bloatware behemoth want them!
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 16:25, archived)
# Not sure how they get down.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 13:19, archived)
# Helium Ball-oows?
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 13:34, archived)
# it's the latest treatment for haemorrhoids
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 14:40, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 14:12, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 15:10, archived)
# cabbage bombs
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 15:16, archived)
# pfffftttttttt
:)
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 15:16, archived)
# Yup, that's the sound it makes
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 16:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 17:22, archived)
# ha ha! That's rather special!
Woot
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 15:16, archived)
# do they want to?
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 12:48, archived)
# Careful now
I believe Mr Prince's (estate) lawyers have passed through this place a few times before now!
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 13:14, archived)
# Web Sheriff are hopefully still busy trying to remove photos of Axl "Bit chubby" Rose from the webs
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 13:18, archived)
# great username!
chair/kitten &c
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 14:00, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 12:32, archived)
# This deserves more reply.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 19:58, archived)
# nah, one will do.
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] apologies up front
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 11:26, archived)
# "Go Team Meryl!"
"Meryl for president!"
"She was great in Silkwood."
"8 Golden Globes! Woo woo woo!"

Oh sorry, that was the BackStreep Boys.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 12:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 22:23, archived)
# Orlando
Discuss
(, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 23:35, archived)
# Good film
Quentin Crisp as Elizabeth 1st was great casting
(, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 23:39, archived)
# Billy Zane was a bit shit, though.
He'll never better 'Demon Knight', and he knows it.
(, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 23:51, archived)
# and now i'll have the tales from the crypt tune stuck in my head all day
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 14:33, archived)
# It would be you
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 0:04, archived)
# Legolas
(, Sun 12 Jun 2016, 23:50, archived)
# Another triumph for the NRA
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 0:10, archived)
# IF EVERYONE WAS PACKING THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN NO PROBLEM BRO
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 0:51, archived)
# *FRIEND REQUESTS*
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 2:48, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 9:20, archived)
# IN THAT CLUB EVERYONE WAS "PACKING" LOL TOO SOON BRO
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 10:41, archived)
# Yeah get back in that Fudge Factory you bastard!
(, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 12:13, archived)
# "Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn" - Robert Burns
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 1:23, archived)
# It's raining men
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 1:51, archived)
# oH eMM gEE
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 2:48, archived)
# Thanks for a good chuckle about stuff that's horrific on many levels. :D
Too soon? Never! One of the reasons to love b3ta: you do know how to blow off steam.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 9:48, archived)
# Bloom? Oh he's dreamy
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 5:48, archived)
# I reckon anyone who was in that nightclub would be really bummed
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 8:36, archived)
# I like potatoes.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 10:40, archived)
# Muslim kills homosexuals. Lots of confused Trump supporters today.
I prefer mad human kills humans because invisible sky fairy told him to.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 11:00, archived)
# just another fuckwit with a gun chosing suicide by cop
unless it was just a big misunderstanding... "im gonna shoot... where do you want it?" 'on my face' "on my back" thank god for kevlar though saved this guy getting a shot to his face..



but in all honesty I blame this sort of shit on governments and religion for the dark ages morals etc they still inflict on people they are all fucking cunts and I hope the victims were all dropping a huge load on mdma and didnt know what hit em.
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 11:48, archived)
#
youre an animal
(, Mon 13 Jun 2016, 13:14, archived)
# Cheers guys
I'm going thru some rough times n I've come to realise most of my web presence isn't helping, so I've been testing a few sites I've got profiles on with simple but slightly antagonising questions/statements like the above just to see if they are places I feel I could comfortably be me without getting upset, n if not, move along.

Just needs doing really, me heads continuously reducing now I've nowt much left to control it with n with it my ability to understand ppl n why they get so angry n threatening all the time over nothing, seems like nobody talks about stuff anymore, folks shouting n screaming instead of discussing, being nasty for man-points, seems to be becoming the norm everywhere, n I can't handle people like that, it just hurts me head trying to interact,

I doubt anyone will read this but it's here if anyone wonders why I deleted me profile, or I'm trying to if I can understand how it ain't like a button you press on ere is it, have to ask nicely n hope for the best apparently, but I just can't handle the Internet generally anymore, nor just people for that matter, I dunno how, I can't find any means to connect comfortably anymore, there's no compromise I like, n I'm reducing inside to the point that soon I'll be far too simple n vulnerable to manage to deal with even light banter or jokes at my own expense, or indeed, understand any at all, pretty soon, might not even be able to form full sentences I reckon, depends where my natural mental cycle is at once I'm all out of anything to stop the approaching mental fog, the timers on n I haven't much of it left, nowt but beer/stupidjuice to manage me moods, n I'm all confidence n no ability on that, so best just settle in.

I read cheezburger daily n I'm skipping more 'jokes' than I'm getting now. Watched one of my fave Doctor Who eps but couldn't understand it even with the helping lady voice turned on. So I know I'm going. Moments of clarity now n then, like now, but not much, n I'm getting tired trying to mentally run up the down escalator.

Tra guys, have fun, keep laughing, I'm just gonna try n keep me head down n hope the world settles down a bit at some point, or summat else appears i can use to help raise me up out of the fog temporarily now n then so i can have a few days out the house, but anything that works also slightly kills me, so yay for options! :s

If i get really depressed i can always run into a straight club with a bomb strapped on, it's their fault there's so many homos about you know ;)

In case of Big Brother please ignore my previous sentence.

Bye.
(, Wed 15 Jun 2016, 9:53, archived)

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