I have to say the woo factor is back with this latest challenge, please carry on. This was a pubic safety announcement.
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Mon 7 May 2018, 10:23,
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Amphibians Jumping Mural?
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 7 May 2018, 6:59,
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Fucking Hell......I was searching for my Spock/Spocktacular pic, but b3tards ate it.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 7 May 2018, 1:15,
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That sucks! There was a period of about 1-2 years that I didn't bother keeping a copy of my pics, becoz b3ta and b3tards hosting...gone! :(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 7 May 2018, 3:03,
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Top stuff, by the way
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 7 May 2018, 1:21,
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Angelina not so fucking vitiligo
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 6 May 2018, 22:47,
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Spoffs out vodka and ginger beer (Fever Tree Light to be accurate).
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Mon 7 May 2018, 10:14,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Two panel celebrity name jokes"){kind=small}
I just realized this oldie actually qualifies
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 6 May 2018, 19:55,
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Thank you for the filename.I was about to download the image and crop it to the people then put the people in Google image search to work out what was going on, because I'm slow.
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Tue 8 May 2018, 11:41,
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half pearoasted
Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Sun 6 May 2018, 17:32,
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Should I TOAP it? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 6 May 2018, 17:23,
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I was on the fence, but now I changed it :) PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 6 May 2018, 17:36,
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What's the artistic process involved in creating such masterpieces?
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 6 May 2018, 18:51,
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The thing is....I didn't make her smaller; I moved her farther away.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 6 May 2018, 19:45,
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Oh. I thought you'd have had a fiddle like Blake.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 6 May 2018, 21:25,
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No no no no no... never too late! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 6 May 2018, 20:35,
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How many more FPs before the Trump selfie gets purged from my profile? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 6 May 2018, 21:49,
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Edit the address replace it with a Spock/Spocktacular picjusayin
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Mon 7 May 2018, 16:25,
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Like this?is this right
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus,
Sun 6 May 2018, 17:11,
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as we're approaching that time of year again
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 6 May 2018, 16:18,
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the time the cheating fucker rues getting caughtpic de-ris www.atwistedspoke.com/aso-wants-armstrong-jersey-display-taken-down/
he's not sorry about all the people he fucked over, he's sorry he got caught
(he's not sorry about all the people he fucked over, he's sorry he got caught
empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Mon 7 May 2018, 18:57,
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You'll discover that we don't like newcomers here.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Sun 6 May 2018, 18:52,
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*parks in front of your fucking garage* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 5 May 2018, 16:53,
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Just how many garages does collapsibletank have?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 5 May 2018, 18:21,
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Whenever I see 'Polite Notice', I always misread it as 'Police Notice'.
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Sat 5 May 2018, 21:05,
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Can someone make an image to illustrate the 'word related fuck-ups' thread we did on Twtter?It went really well - loads of funny replies and I've collected up the stronger ones in a page.
Could do with an top image - 1200x630 that would work when the page is shown on Facebook / Twitter.
Yeah I could do one myself but I dunno - thought someone might like to be involved?
b3ta.com/blog/work-related-fuck-ups/
(Could do with an top image - 1200x630 that would work when the page is shown on Facebook / Twitter.
Yeah I could do one myself but I dunno - thought someone might like to be involved?
b3ta.com/blog/work-related-fuck-ups/
rob,
Sat 5 May 2018, 11:06,
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Freddie's first day as a decorator?
sorry couldn't see how to post on da link
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sat 5 May 2018, 12:41,
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Somewhere I have what is possibly the last surviving copy of an email a friend sent to all the EMEA senior managers of a multinational companyin which he addressed them as "Dear f*ckers"...
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 5 May 2018, 14:08,
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"*Word*-related fuck-ups"? Did you get one of your works wrong there, Rob?
Try asking the paper-clip; it knows....
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Sat 5 May 2018, 21:07,
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Try asking the paper-clip; it knows....
looks like italthough it's not the best anecdote "I made a typo on a message board"
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Sat 5 May 2018, 21:31,
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OK then,
Writing a letter to a customer which ended with the sentence:
"Please wait until after the end of March so that the final position can be determined"
and it coming out as:
"Please wait until after the end of March so that the final solution can be determined"
The customer was German...
Another one which could have been worse (in at least two different ways):
"I have sent a copy of this letter to your clint"
A colleague of mine ended a letter to a customer in his seventies:
"Please accept my apologies for any incontinence caused"
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Sun 6 May 2018, 21:13,
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Writing a letter to a customer which ended with the sentence:
"Please wait until after the end of March so that the final position can be determined"
and it coming out as:
"Please wait until after the end of March so that the final solution can be determined"
The customer was German...
Another one which could have been worse (in at least two different ways):
"I have sent a copy of this letter to your clint"
A colleague of mine ended a letter to a customer in his seventies:
"Please accept my apologies for any incontinence caused"
i may be* the only person on the planet who sincerely cares about this,but here's an euler diagram i made:
*turned out to not be
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*turned out to not be
maia is thinking about gnomes,
Fri 4 May 2018, 22:25,
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I was never aware of this confusion,I always thought it was just for a crane fly.
edit: Minipolls is borked, sadly. I wanted a vote.
(edit: Minipolls is borked, sadly. I wanted a vote.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 4 May 2018, 22:34,
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i think some americans call craneflies "mosquito hawks"so i specifically added images so it was more universal.
( maia is thinking about gnomes,
Fri 4 May 2018, 22:44,
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Printed out and stuck on the fridge Ta!
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 4 May 2018, 22:56,
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you better have done. i follow you on twitter and expect to see confirmation >:U maia is thinking about gnomes,
Fri 4 May 2018, 23:19,
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You mean none of them are extremely venomous and couldn't possibly kill you even if their fangs were long enough to penetrate human skin?
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Fri 4 May 2018, 22:56,
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only cellar spiders have venom glands and can possibly harm humansbut their venom is mild so in order to be in danger, you would have to be allergic to their venom.
i felt this was clear?
(i felt this was clear?
maia is thinking about gnomes,
Fri 4 May 2018, 23:19,
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But if you eat enough of them you'll probably feel a bit sick Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 5 May 2018, 0:18,
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Well you do eat, like, 10,000 of them every time you sleep.They're attracted to unconsciousness.
( maia is thinking about gnomes,
Sat 5 May 2018, 0:28,
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Especially if it's washed downwith Harriet Harman's poo and a pint of cyanide.
Fucking spiders.
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Sat 5 May 2018, 23:21,
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Fucking spiders.
I also share this concern. Enough that I've even googled to find the answer, and still don't know. I like not knowing.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 5 May 2018, 1:25,
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I'm genuinely sorry to have given you the true answer, then.If only there were an "erase" button :(
( maia is thinking about gnomes,
Sat 5 May 2018, 1:31,
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Your diagram also kinda sorta looks like "Spider Jerusalem" from Transmetropolitan Man!(
tubaman,
Sat 5 May 2018, 2:13,
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Every few months I scour the internet for a pair of those shades.There's some on Etsy for £75 but they want another £45 shipping!
FTFO as the Insane Clown Posse would say.
(FTFO as the Insane Clown Posse would say.
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sun 6 May 2018, 13:58,
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I disagree with your use of the word "diagree".:P
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 5 May 2018, 3:23,
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I don't think we agree on the spelling of my spelling... :) maia is thinking about gnomes,
Sat 5 May 2018, 3:52,
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OkaySo what's the point of a crane fly? Can't walk, can't fly, lives for two days.
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Sat 5 May 2018, 17:11,
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Hang onCrane flies can fly, can't they. They have wings and look like the things I see flying around my room (until they have an unfortunate accident with my magazine)
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored,
Sat 5 May 2018, 22:19,
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^ ThisI think I have been mixing it up with the poisonous cellar spider
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Sat 5 May 2018, 22:17,
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